Would you rather be a burglar or a homosexual?

What's worse, being a thief or being gay?

Which one is more deplorable?

Being a gay thief

>chasing rainbows in the dark

Going to go steal somebody's T cells

t. gay thief

Being a regular bandit beats being an ass bandit.

Kkkkek.

Drumpf

You can always get back on the right tracks if you slip off, being a criminal, however, taints you forever.

If you're gay you're still a turd burglar tho

an ass bandit, if you will

what's worse, bi or gay?

being a homo is much worse considering the proper penalty for it is death

You could say the same thing about being a criminal. In fact, theft is usually done out of desperation or naivety. But being gay is a choice, and a choice that comes out of opposing societal norms for the sake of opposing societal norms

What advice would you have then if someone had a criminal record? Is it too late if you've already committed a crime to turn things around?

Beyond the Black Rainbow

Horrible movie

Is butt-burglar an option :3

I'm already gay.

Is there an alternative, that doesn't require one to use backdoors?

Of course not. You are a HUMAN you can do ANYTHING you put your mind and focus on. Don't regret the past. looked towards your future and start walking.

Haha, yeah guys, I just fuck men to be edgy. That's why I don't tell anyone about it.

bi you fucking degenerate

Sorry m8 this was for you

I'd be gay...and celibate.

>Implying I wouldn't understand my feelings and have to succumb to them like a dirty hedonist

...

Homosexual is definitely the lesser evil by far

Burglars are on the same level as rapists and murderers

>that xbox thief
I came here just to make sure was posted.

Better burglar than butt burglar.

>having fun with someone causing both parties to feel better without harming anyone else
or
>taking other people's property so you can enrich yourself by hurting them

Well if you picked the second you're a nigger.