TRUMP GENERAL: WATERBOARDING EDITION

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NEW
>Pence Face the Nation 9/25/16
youtu.be/a849wTe-b4E
>DJTJR - Checks and Balances
youtu.be/5BWMTRckhlo

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Roanoke VA 9/24/16
youtu.be/GeQ7Dgd7TWM
>Pence rally in Black Mountain NC 9/24/16
youtu.be/fj5Gmijr4eY
>Trump TH on Hannity 9/23/16
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>Trump Rally in Chester PA 9/22/16
youtu.be/_zPFx1Pqep4
>Pence Rally in Mesa AZ 9/22/16
youtu.be/LrnBzIB2j0c
>Pence Rally Colorado Springs CO 9/22/16
youtu.be/yEfc_gRxkt0
>Trump speech at Shale Conf in Pittsburgh PA 9/22/16
youtu.be/WCa9NBgCSOw
>Trump round table Dayton OH 9/21/16
youtu.be/t76niYyopJg
>Trump Rally in Toledo OH 9/21/16
youtu.be/AjJUDgN8Kbc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Dobbs 9/22/16
youtu.be/kwqkotb0u-I
>Trump on F&F 9/22/16
youtu.be/aHEqvgHwcP4
>Trump on Fox8 Cleveland 9/20/16
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>Trump on Savage Nation 9/19/16
youtu.be/jZWiP_t5P6M
>Trump on Orly 9/19/16
youtu.be/BnLtdAlfuuM
>Trump on F&F 9/19/16
youtu.be/3GTRabASaY8

INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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time.com/4449322/hillary-clinton-marijuana-schedule-dea/
newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/why-ted-cruz-surrendered-to-donald-trump
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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780377077518364673
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Trump is hitler

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If I was Trump strategist for this debate my strategy would be the same Eminem used in the final rap battle in that 8 miles movie: to preempt every single accusation by the adversary right on the opening remarks (if they have that in the debates and if Trump goes first):

> my adversary will call be racist, xenophobic, sexist, islamophobic
> a fascist, a racist and deplorable
> it's not up to me defend against those accusations, just look at my past and let my deeds talk by themselves
> I desegregated clubs, employed women, blacks and latinos at the highest positions
> walked side by side with Al sharpton and Rosa Parks descendants, moderators can fact check that on the spot, I don't care
> I same here to talk about policy and that's what we should talk.
> My opponent probably wants to avoid that because, as usual, appealing to emotions and labeling their opponents is all they ever known.
> my policy is clear and even our opponents know it by heart:
> the wall will be built, Mexico is going to pay for it
> jobs will return to America and the choice will be hire locally or pay the tariffs
> America will be great again and for all Americans
(Reposting from previous thread)

Hitler is based

What's your plan for today? I'm gonna be browsing Cred Forums and posting Complyin' Ted memes all day.

Joe just admitted that "If Colorado is a dead heat, like it's looking now, with their demographics... Trump has won the election".

I guess that's it...

How much can Clinton possibly rig the debates?
Do both candidates answer the same questions?
Are there any standards or other well-defined shit to it?
I expect them to try to fire all of the bullshit cannons.

Bizarre

*muffled awoo*!

DO IT

DIGITS CONFIRM TRUMP IS HITLER

WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS

I hope ISIS comes up alot tonight, so trump can look far better from the jump. hillary so fucking spineless with islam because she doesnt want to offend that tiny islamic demographic.

>Trump leads yet another poll in Colorado

It's over for Hillary. Even if she managed to hold PA and VA, and she won't, she still couldn't keep Trump under 270 anymore. She is losing pretty much every swing state

Post wolf girls plz

COME, MY FELLOW PATRIOTS, TODAY IS THE DAY. WARNING, VID IS VERY PATRIOTIC, MAY MAKE YOU CRY
youtu.be/N_lCmBvYMRs

We need meme magic now. So Hillary can stumble or faint during the debate.

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of alex jones, nate meme man, donald epic meme trump, le delegates donald, and awoo.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss American politics and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

mate you literally fucking live on this board. Not saying it's a bad thing...maybe you've had to kick H since your new president and only way you can keep your sanity.

They're just setting up for a Hillary surge, right?

>very concerned
>w-we need f-fact-checking
>t-this is a special circumstance
>She shouldnt have to spend the whole debate CORRECTING THE RECORD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

CLINTON CAMP IS IN A PANIC

HOLY SHIT LMAO

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So I'm creating a bingo card for tonight but running out of ideas. Any suggestions?

>VOTE FOR YOUR COUNTRY
VOTE FOR YOUR COUNTRY

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>LET'S MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN
LET'S MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN

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notice how none of them are millenials

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>W-WE D-D-DIDN'T WANT OHIO ANYWAYS!
>W-WE DON'T NEED IT I SWEAR! YOU CAN HAVE OHIO!
>W-WE DON'T EVEN NEED NEVADA! OR COLORADO!

>Trump is Hitler


nice.

>Did Mark Halperin make sure to unfuck the Bloomberg poll or something?
No, he's just winning so much even the (((adjustments))) can't slow him down
M A G A
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Is it just me, or have the shills gone nuclear in the last few hours?

I hope so

Notice how they've already started the damage control

WHAT IF THEY FUCK TRUMP OVER AT THE DEBATE WITH SOME SHIT?

EVERYONE IS AGAINST HIM,IT WILL MAKE HIM LOOK BAD

>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>HERE IS A PHOTO OF YOU DOING [X FAKE SHIT]
>ETC ETC

I WANT HER TO POO POO PEE PEE LIVE ON TV FOR EVERYONE TO SMELL

>VA
that's blue this year

I agree

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

Basic whore congregation

There does seem to be an increase.

They're extremely worried because they know Trump will win, especially with this current ruleset.

Probably, dems are getting so fucking desperate. look at the last thing hillary did. she started screaming at her photos. she can try but shes fucked.

Why is it so much easier to be proud of being a traditionalist or conservative than a liberal? Do liberals have innate self-hatred and an inability to feel true pride?

HILLARY TAKES A SHIT (middle star)

Guys do you think Trump and Hillary have talked about the debates to each other?

oh this is glorious, they can't appear to be "winning" without committing professional fraud

MEME MAGIC IS REAL START PRAYING EVERYONE

Usual rules don't apply to Trump.

They can't dude. Watch the last primary debate with Fox, THAT was a set up, a hatchet job, and Trump still came out on top.

Can this man do anything wrong?

Kek's will has already been revealed to us.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE MODERATOR'S EAR PIECE

I CARE ABOUT HILLARY'S EARPIECE

Pretty good strategy, senpai

Temporarily going to wander into the "real world" to stock up on supplies for the debate.
>High energy sustenance.

>How much can Clinton possibly rig the debates?
the Jews at NBC are in the tank for her, never underestimate what scum they are.

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liberals have no american pride and of their ancestors

BLOCK THIS, YOU NFL BASTARDS
youtu.be/DCcPnjwL4xY

>only posts the ones that fit his narrative

pottery

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because she literally pulled a red wedding on the bernie crowd. look at all them crying at the DNC. no way they can support her after that

good luck, watch out for polar bears!

MAGA TRUMP WILL WIN

That's a lawyer trick. Might work well if he gets to go first.

Gotta say that's an awesome gif

If the establishment wanted to fuck him over, they would not allow him to get this far. The establishment wins no matter which candidate does

Yes it has. Praise him.

Media talks about nazi cartoon frogs
Media alludes to trump being hitler
Media corrects the record
Media brings up the birther bullshit
Protestors come in or riot outside
Kek shows himself to the world
Trump says excuse me
Hillary uses woman's card

I need Hillary losing so Trump will take alot of jobs back to America and there will be job creation by our own people rather than be slaves to white people for dirt cheap

>assuming all the millennials arent on the trump train
delusional joe

hnnnng

Quick OC for u all

something about Hillary coughing

twitter.com/DailyVotingPoll/status/778950924077334528

VOTE!!

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The shill journalism has reached Australia

Just like Brexit
Except our elections are not subject to (((negotiations)))

It actually does matter if the moderator is being live-fed "facts" to Correct thr Record

>How much can Clinton possibly rig the debates?
Not much, they already tried and the debate commission smacked them on a lot of issues.

>Do both candidates answer the same questions?
Yes, and there is usually time allotted for a response if one of the candidate mentions the other in their answer.

>Are there any standards or other well-defined shit to it?
Yes, the rules are much more strict compared to the primary debates.

>I expect them to try to fire all of the bullshit cannons.
Go watch the last Fox debate from the primaries if you want to see what a true setup looks like. Trump still emerged victorious, despite them putting up anti-trump powerpoint slides and even playing a Kasich campaign ad.

we certainly know the angry white men are on board

ruining the big reveal

That I will. Luckily I'm going to use a car so I will be able to shake them off by using backstreets. Polar Bears are shit when it comes to navigating the streets. They can't even read streetsigns.

Yeah but Trump will just piss in his mouth. I'm more worried about Hillary getting coaching in her ear, reminding her not to scream, not to get mad, etc.

It's going to be 90 minutes of Trump U/Khan/Birther shit.

>Moderator: "Hillary, some Americans are concerned about your use of E-Mails during your time as Secretary of State, but since your former opponent and now loyal friend Bernie Sanders said that he and his fellow Americans are sick to death of hearing about them, we'll just skip over that topic. Instead we'll ask you if you take any pride in knowing that you're an icon and inspiration to millions of little girls across the planet?"

That'll probably be the hardest hitting question she'll get.

Will Trump call Hillary a "Traitor" tonight?

spoopy

>Steinberg
The irony is delicious

The state of reddits politics page only 12 hours from the debate.
These people are in for a real shocker.

FAT
GIGGLY
LARD
ASS

idk

hopefully. mainstream america needs some redpills

What would Trump's team in the Shin Megami Tensei franchise look like? I only wanted to pick one angel to keep it varied.
Put together a quick list but open to suggestion:
Patriot, Victor, Airavata, Sandman, Maya, Heqet (Kek stand-in) and Mitra

Patriot for obvious reasons.
Victor: "His role is to speak the will of God to those who are to become leaders."
Airavata: The King of Elephants
Sandman: Moonman
Maya: "It is said to have the power to make humans aware and become enlightened about 'phenomena' caused by things on earth."
Heqet: Kek/Keket doesn't exist in the series yet, but supposedly Heqet has a connection to Kek from what I've read.
Mitra: In Zoroatrian mythology, Mitra (or Mithra) was a deity of contracts, a protector of truth and the enemy of error. In Vedic mythology, Mitra was a god of honesty, friendship, meetings and contracts.

Topics are already picked and public announced though.

IT'S OGRE

4m bot views

Stop reading (((Fairfax))) papers

Trump says 'EXCUSE ME'

Hillary brings up bankruptcies

Trump University!

Hillary claims to have acted lawfully

Hillary calls Trump sexist

We are all just bored waiting for the debate.

>amazing atheist's daughter.jpg

tonight he names them ALL

we finally get to see behind the curtain

T H I C C
H
I
C
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>trusting ctr central for information

I don't know if he should, but I want him to.

>tfw you pick up Solidus' charge and destroy the La Li Lu Le Lo with memes

>bored

based milf on joe right now

>It's going to be 90 minutes of Trump U/Khan/Birther shit.
Oh good, then it will give Trump the opportunity to point all the purposefully misleading parts of Hillary's account

Literally no matter what they do, it works in Trump's favor. Because ALL of the attacks on him in the past year, are fucking fabrications. They won't stand up to scrutiny when Trump is there to actually defend himself.

The Virgin Mary has blessed the Republican Party and will make Trump President to defeat Islam and end abortion. The communion of Saints is looking down on this election.

Unfortunately Virginia is just too cucked though. Virginia probably shouldn't have ever been considered a swing state again after 2012.

If anything i think too many voices will mess with her. Trump, moderator, earpiece all taking to her at same time

I know Trump and his camp are aware of the heavy stream of hit ads that are played sometimes back to back. I hope they have a plan to defuse the messages of those ads and make them completely benign after today.

>not watching fox and friends

Typical leaf pleb.

I'm going to use their tears as lube to jerk off on election night

>audience is stacked
just put that one in the free space

kek meant MAGA

She looks addicted to cocaine.

Why bother studying Hillary's tapes? She's the same as every other generic boring politician on a debate stage.

>60 years of pounding pussy have given Trump a squat ass
This is how you recognize alpha males,by the size of their asses.

You just KNOW he fucks mean.

really makes me think

>Trump hates women
this is something people ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Lester Holt's career will be over if he tries to pull some shady shit with either candidate.

Well he just spent $100 Mil on ads for the month of October

WAS CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN PART OF YOUR PLAN?

I love thiccposting

god speed

i actually watch fox every morning but we were shitposting about joe so i thought id switch it up

>trump will just piss in his mouth

Can someone give me a source for clinton stopping to campaign in Ohio and florida?

He's blotting out the sun with >$100m of ad buys in the next 5 weeks. Haven't you heard?

>squat ass
>from fucking

I want to believe

But I think its just from being a billionaire and eating lots of food

EPIC

>calls a fat slob pig a fat slob pig

>sexist!!!!!!!!

Lestor Holt's career will be over if Trump wins too, though.

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O SHIT HILLERY DROPPED HARD ON RCP
IT ALREADY BEGUN

The one thing I really care about lads is minor trivia, like the nuclear triad thing

If Holt asks for example, how will you get along with the UK's Prime Minister and Trump says he'll get along great with David Cameron, and Clinton corrects him by saying the new PM is Theresa May it'll be devastating. Anything like that would make me want to slit my wrists

On the flip side, if Trump could go into any sort of depth when it comes to seemingly trivial things it'll be devestating for Hillary because of the way he's already been framed

Of course they are desperate.

They can smell their death, and the sound they will make while rattling in their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.

It's an American saying like "jump down his throat" or "cut off his head"

What loaded questions can we expect them to ask Trump?

What bullshit easy questions can we expect them to ask Hill?

Yes, if Hitler had all his children married to Jews.

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>dozens

topkek

>But I think its just from being a billionaire and eating lots of food
>60
>years
>of
>mean
>pounding
>fresh
>20 years old
>miss universe
>slavic
>PUSSY

His glutes are YUUGEE.

its just that outlier Clinton+7 poll falling out of the averagw

>Trump buys snapchat filters for today
>set to buy $140 mil worth of ads from here on out

Nice

>You just KNOW he fucks mean.
didn't the wife who wrote the bit about him hanging major dong also say he was a tender lover?

Did you even read the debate rules? They answer the same questions.

We should poll Cred Forums on what he might say.

It would be nice confirmation of Keks will tonight.

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He let Hillary punch herself out. She's pulled ads from Colorado, Pennsylvania, Ohio. He just bought in $140m worth of ads for now until the end of the campaign. Perfect timing.

Awoo!

>Yes the shill are out in force

Ecuador's banner is fucking epic

I can't wait to raise it against globalism

Hillary Clinton’s Sickness Unto Death

smoloko.com/?p=13666

>>VOTE TRUMP
>worldwide.vote/
>outdated Ukraine map
not even subtle

Pretty good bants for a greenie

why?
he's the only honest person at NBC aside from Al Roker

>Haven't you heard?
I have not. But I feel the candidate speaking to the public is better than mudslinging ads or ads meant to rival the opponents.
Trump getting serious and laying down that he isn't what those ads imply would reach people.

"Best sex of my life"
That doesn't say "tender" to me. That tells me he fucked her like a greek god

Haha 3 rows of a focus group....that's it...50 people 75max?

I heard he's pro Trump now but wouldn't know, I unsubbed from that cunt's channel a while ago. Also really sad too see Bill Burr is Pro Hillary.

is it a shill site ?

Is Foreign Policy even a fucking topic tonight?

This reminds me lads. Get over to /Cfg/ and load up your ammo for tonight.

>Implying they're gonna follow the rules

breitbart.com/texas/2016/09/26/leaked-fbi-data-reveal-7700-terrorist-encounters-usa-one-year-border-states-targeted/

HOLY FUCK SPREAD THIS

>Exclusive: Leaked FBI Data Reveal 7,700 Terrorist Encounters in USA in One Year

>Border States Most Targeted

Two: the NBC and the gfk. Also that Bloomberg came out of nowhere with Trump +2 (talking about the 4way btw).

Two other will fall from the average as well: the other NBC and the McClatchy.

Unless they release 4 new polls with Clinton +6 the average will stay under Clinton +2 for another week after the debate.

gay convo desu, take the fantasizing on how some other man fucks a women in the cuckshed

>mfw
drudgereport.com/

No
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Yes
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Yes
No
No
Yes, but only in reference to the movement
No
Yes
Maybe
No (more likely to say "tweet")
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Trump
Trump

>Uses glutes during sex
>commended as "tender lover"
Legit,been told the same.

Shit son

>"Hillary committed perjury"

Debate over.

Because lefties will go apeshit that he "didn't go hard enough on Trump". Same shit that happened to Matt Lauer.

> But I feel the candidate speaking to the public is better than mudslinging ads or ads meant to rival the opponents.
Trump's ads are not mudslinging. Most of them are inspirational "Here's what America COULD look like" type of ads.

And the ads will reach people, 40 million on local affiliate stations, and 60 million on cable.

i love how everyone just forgot about wikileaks bomb after 9/11s hillary seizure

wwoooOOOoooooOOooooo
please don't vote for my wife
she did this to meeee

remember me... as a jazzman....

That's his 156 IQ at work. Dumbshit kids who are lucky enough to have a big dick think they just slam away and the girl will have 7 orgasms.

Trump is literally that guy with the monster cock who actually knows how to use it. Get her horny as fuck, eat her out like a buffet, she'll be open and ready to take a girthy 9 inches eventually

A lot of Trump's ads are aspirational classic Americana shit. They're gonna do something to stoke the fires of nationalism, I'd think. It's not all negative campaigning.

>no fun allowed

Are you insecure in your heterosexuality? I think it's a good thing that our next POTUS is a fuck champion

>"Alright Mrs. Clinton, first question: Why does he wear the mask?"

What do you think of these?

>drudgereport
they're going to crash the market and blame trump? what a load of bull sheep

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>Lester Holt, moderator of the first 2016 presidential debate, has selected the topics for that debate.

>Subject to possible changes because of news developments, the topics for the September 26 debate are as follows, not necessarily to be brought up in this order:

America's Direction
Achieving Prosperity
Securing America

>The debate will be held on Monday, September 26 at Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY. The format calls for six 15-minute time segments. Two 15-minute segments will focus on each of the topics listed above.

>All debates start at 9:00 p.m. ET and run for 90 minutes without commercial interruption.

You can't imagine Trump saying, We will build a wall, believe me?

Not all of those are actually terrorists, nor are they all muslim jihadi's among that group.

The majority will be things that could be legally terrorism, but are just people that made a series of questionable contacts in the process of committing a crime across state lines.

> Mika being triggered again

>Hillary will go full DUDE WEED at the debate
kinda worried about this actually, she's more WEED than Trump and there are hundreds of thousands of voters who place marijuana above any other issue

The artificial stock market will collapse and they'll say "OY VEY THIS IS DRUMPF'S FAULT"

will the media rig the polls to make it seem like Trump lost?

Don't forget about the demon inside of her

I mean Bill Burr is a cuckold so it kinda makes sense. His stage presence is an act, like a lot of comedians.

KELLYANNE IS SO BASED

>"OBJECTIVE" JOURNALISTS
>GO CHECK THEIR TWITTER FEEDS
>THEYRE DEMOCRAT PLANTS

Seeing the first posts of this thread gave me deja vu.

It's like I saw these exact same posts in the past months.

Well "they" aren't going to crash it per se, the market is already headed towards a crash. I'm sure they'll blame it on Trump though, but when we have a recovery in 18 months, it will make Obama's "recovery" look like a fucking joke.

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and the stream is dead ;_;

Trump is for state's to decide whether it's legal. If anything, thats a more justifiable position because to think otherwise would imply that "weed legalization" is a federal right afforded by the constitution. Which, no.

Hahaha these lefties at Hofstra are practically crying

>“Citi’s base case is for a Clinton victory and mostly continuity in policies, which would leave U.S. and global growth expectations relatively unchanged,” the bank said

Trump may make the sensible decision to stop printing free money.

Holt's career is fucked.
It all hinges on illary not fucking up, and we all know she will.
Just look at what happened to Matt Lauer.
Moderating these debates is a career death sentence.

I wonder if Trump agreed to the moderators because he knew it would end the careers of his media enemies?

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I think he's gonna do the whole reframing thing

Kellyane is kinda hot desu. No idea why.

holy shit. the podiums are angled towards each other slightly. this means trump is going to be staring her down the entire time. she's literally going to shit her pants.

Why, did someone say they aren't special?

Kellyanne Conway is brilliant. I can see why she got the job. She's great on Morning Joe!

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

DEJA VU

I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

Based headline.

Assuming there is such a thing I wish Trump would bring based Farage to open the inauguration speech with a reenactment of the "Good Morning" speech.

> Good Morning
(audible boos)
> Good Morning.
(Looking directly at the media and at te cameras)
> 18 months ago, when President Trump walked down those escalators and said he would be the next president of the United States you all laughed
> well, you aren't laughing now, are you?
> It's my honor to present to you the president elect of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump!
(Loyal crowd erupts in applause, a single gunshot is heard at the bush's manor)

>all these refrigerator magnets
oh gosh

>she's more WEED than Trump
she supports the DEAs classification system and the justice departments stance on federally prosecuting people in states where it's legal

>America's Direction
>Achieving Prosperity
>Securing America
Holy shit it's going to be a fucking slaughter

If I was more autistic I'd make a script to calculate the numbers of "Shakes per minute" the liberals on Twitter will have tonight during the debate

>I wish Trump would bring based Farage to open the inauguration speech with a reenactment of the "Good Morning" speech.

I would cum buckets.

Not if we correct the record on the online ones before them.
They have a bunch of nu-male kikes in offices in New York or LA.
We have an entire legion of NEETs and an assortment of people well-versed in using the internet from across the globe.
Don't let them underestimate yourself, we are all much more powerful than they'd like us to know.

>weed is the most important issue

NOW THEY TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY

youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

WHERE IS INSIDER-user... THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN ABANDONED US...MAYBE WE SHOULD ABBANDON THEM...AND DON'T WATCH THE DEBATE

>Just look at what happened to Matt Lauer.
nothing happened to him, aside from being called names for a few days
he's still the ranking anchor on the Today Show

>40% CHANCE OF WINNING

ITS 100% AND YOU KNOW IT BABY

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he was a role player

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>moving it from schedule 1 to schedule 2
>so progressive

kek

time.com/4449322/hillary-clinton-marijuana-schedule-dea/

What if Trump was just pretending to be retarded during the Republican debates and busts out the best debate performance of all time tonight?

This vid needs an update desu

i remember seeing in 2012 election that the debates were "decided" based off social media.

this video has been in my top 3 this entire election

PRAISE KEK

ICE OFFICERS ENDORSE TRUMP

oh it will get updated when he wins and it will be glorious

I was thinking that. Hillary doesn't have any real policy except "Do what Barack is doing". And that domestic policy is disaterous to us.

newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/why-ted-cruz-surrendered-to-donald-trump

>Assuming that Cruz’s endorsement is an act of opportunism, what drove him to it? He may now think that Trump will win—the rat jumping onto the floating ship

KEK

Don't you have to deal with the electoral college though.

He'll post the biggest shit-eating grin when we hit the golden moment of the debate.
It will be in the sticky, which will be going at over 2000 posts per minute at that point, so only the fortunate will even see it happen.

I had thread deja vu the other day

Was like I had seen into the future

are you literally 15 years old

I hate to say it but if she went full legalisation she'd win in a landslide, millenials are fucking pathetic

But she won't do it, she's in the pockets of everyone who benefits from the status quo

Remember the Mexico visit when Pundits were already calling it a failure and then it blew up in their face?

Using one for the debates too.

>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
>THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP

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I love how butthurt people get when Trump gets an endorsement

>polls don't matter
>they're not accurate

Hillary is literally Romney now

>hillary clinton got only 5% of their vote

lmao it's like a statistical 0

No
No
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No
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Trump
Clinton

Bill burr doesn't even make sense. He spends his entire comedy career complaining about feminism, he talks about it all the time on his podcast, but he's for Hillary?

>mfw their jests will savour but of shallow wit when thousands more weep than do laugh of them, mocking wives out of husbands and mothers out of sons.

...

Friendly frog

>TRUMP WON'T GET OVER 45 NATIONALLY
>HE HAS A HARD CEILING

HOLY SHIT ITS THE PRIMARIES AGAIN

he married a black feminist

I'm hyped

Trump Vice

me like

Maybe he knows that a Clinton presidency would set woman's collective image back 200 years.

RARE
A
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E

Soon after the debate there will be a liberal version of unskewed polls

...

trump looking aesthetic as fuck

Fucking REKT

Hopefully people start to understand now, that military/police/border patrol/ and ICE matter

soon.

>Hillary expected the election to be close
>She knew that since day 1
>She's really excited about tonight
This cunt is just rapid firing off the lies lmao

Trump would probably do something too actually legalize it or push for full state by state. If Hillary campaigns that everyone would know it's a lie and won't happen, be another weed man Trudeau.

>LE CEILING MEME

Holy fuck when will they learn? Isn't little Nate Tinfoil's fall enough to learn to never erect ceilings?

Aww man I just love a good Hill Shill

this dumb cunt shilling for hill on fox right now

Don't count Virginia out just yet.

Those polls don't account for the fact that there was a 200,000+ disparity in Primary election participation in favor of the Republican party in Virginia.

I'd fuck her right in the pussy if you know what I mean

hitler a best

what the fuck am I doing up

He will mention 'the border'
someone in the crowd will shout 'build the wall'
Trump will answer back.
Someone in the crowd will then shout 'Mexico will pay for it'.

Trump will mention Benghazi and/or the emails.
Someone in the crowd will shout 'lock her up'.

THIS
FUCKING
HOUSTON
FALSE
FLAG

FUCK
THIS
SHIT

The debate becomes more enjoyable if you remove anxiety from the equation.

Again I ask: …if candidate Donald Trump showed up to the debate in 6″ stilettos a Carmen Miranda hat and began twerking the lectern of Hillary Clinton would it change your vote?

See, there’s nothing to lose.

Read more: theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/26/just-another-pre-debate-perspective-to-consider/

It's like meme magic; EVERY time they do this Trump starts doing better. EVERY TIME.

I still don't understand how Trump managed to come back and BTFO of Cruz after Wisconsin.

>tfw i get off from work in 1,5 hours
>go to gym
>buy snacks and drinks
>go to home shitpost and watch MSM for a couple of hours
>go to sleep for a couple of hours, wake up at 3 AM
>make burgers, prepare drinks
>set up debate station, wear MAGA hat, Cred Forums, all MSM channels open on desktop, dilbertman commentating in laptop
>eat burgers and watch the witch crumble on the stage

its gonna be a comfy night lads

Trump would defuse her right away with

> I consider the narcotics issue one of the most important as, unlikely my opponent here, I have visited most of the states in this great county and seen orar hand the harmful effects addiction can bring to our population.

> States like NH, NC along with many others are really in the middle of an epidemics that is ravaging communities

> I support the effort of our law enforcement in preventing and controlling this issue and they are doing the best they can. But addressing this issue goes much further than just combatting sale. It also passes by securing our borders as most of the narcotics consumed in our country comes from abroad.

> nonetheless, being a strict constitutionalist I believe classification of substances is a strictly state matter as it is not one of the enumerated duties of te federal government to legislate.

> hence I would empower states to legislate substances as they see fit, abolishing the federal drug schedule after every state create their own equivalent.

At least that is what me, if I were in that debate pulpit, would really.

I hope that's Trump answer as well

CNN reporting active shooter in houston

lurk moar

I'm already excited, Latbro.
Are you?

please be muslim, please be muslim

that's what I like to hear

TRUMP POSTED THE NEW BLOOMBERG POLL

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780377077518364673

>working her entire life as a fighter for children and families
I really HOPE Hillary uses a line like this at the debate, then Trump can respond
>Really Hillary? How many children died in the failed state of Libya which you caused, how many died in the Syrian civil war?

So, who won't have slept for about 36 hours leading up to the debate tonight?

It's ok he's a black muslim terrorist

LMAO this bitch cited Politifact 3 times in a row

Does Drudge always have the same layout on their web page? The official iOS app has terrible reviews and I'm a developer--I'm thinking about writing my own unofficial app

Trips makes hillary trip

That's right kids, moderators should do live fact checking

FALSE FLAG

is there such a thing as a non-active shooter

like some dude in a recliner shooting shit in the yard i guess

Based Cred Forumslack posing as Muslim and taking one for the team on the day of the debate.

Bill Burr, that fucker, literally went on Conan O'Brian's show last year, and joked that Hillary has probably had sex while wearing a goat skull during a Bilderburg meeting, and that there's no point in voting because she's been selected to win ahead of time. Now he endorses her. Because Donald Trump said mean things. What the fuck?

my sleep schedule is fucked as hell right now, going to go to sleep in an hour or so and wake up like 3 hours before the debate

source on that?

That hillshill was trying to put up a strong front, but she was LITERALLY shaking.

She knows its fucking over

is good for business

>tfw we're in the cruz redemption arc where he joins forces to help his rival

who /ratoredemption/ here

Hyped as fuck, I can barely do anything at work right now, too much excitement

>have to stay up til 2am

Kill me

is el rato Vegeta?

Same here. This is fucked.

yeah he's had the same layout for two decades

Sounds like someone "got" to him. Keep in mind the industry he works in.

Ever wonder by dudes like Nick DiPaolo aren't bigger stars even though that dude is funny as fuck?

where's the source on bill burr bring pro-Hillary?

>Operation Darkness
Man, I thought was the only person who finished that game.

time to move

I actually went outside yesterday with my family for the first time since this election started. Then I went to bed early.

I'm going to sleep now actually
someone here wake me up :^)

me too, about to go to bed now

gotta have time to order a pizza before it starts

He's only helping Trump because he realized Trump was going to win.

me too I have to study for my calc 3 big exam tomorrow but debate is tonight

going to cram

>Majin Buu (Hillary) kills Vegeta (Cruz) to give time for Goku (Trump) to destroy her

checks out

This isn't true, at least not anymore.

...

His podcast, remember seeing youtube clips of it.

the funniest thing about this debate is that trump didnt even prepare in the traditional way by debating a hillary stand-in. like hillary is an open book. she debated obama in 2008. she has all her bernie debates. so you'd think would prepare himself to respond to all the shit hillary has said in the past, nope. what that means is hillary literally has no clue what he's going to do. like they could at least get a general sense of what he was going to say if they knew he was preparing for her but apparently he didnt even prepare for her so they literally just dont know.

wondering if it could all be a bluff though and trump is going to come out extremely practiced to debate hillary specifically.

I haven't slept either man. Gonna get a sick nap in before the debate and spend all night shitposting. Can't wait.

>The GOPe sent us to hell - but we're going even deeper - take back everything that we've lost!
>Ted, I'm already a demon.
>The friends I've lost... the wife I've lost... the delegates I've lost... won't stop hurting.
>Just one thing, Ted... This isn't about the past... We're fighting for the future.

Bane?

kekd, free (You)

Pslam 35:8
Let destruction take them by surprise! Let the net they hid catch them! Let them fall into destruction!
Psalm 143:12
In your unfailing love, silence all my enemies and destroy all my foes, for I am your servant.

The reverse is true and they know it.

Donald J. Trump is a man of destiny. NOTHING is going to stop him from fulfilling his purpose. NOTHING!!!

I will give my own life to see Hillary die
11/05/16 never forget this date , screen cap this for remembrance.

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