Today is the big day where future President Trump will lay the smack down on Crooked Hilary
To gear up for this historic debate I ask you to show your support for Donald Trump by flooding the internet and all social media with Trumplestiltskin!
Lets see how long it takes for Hilary's people to take it all down.
Be careful what you wish for. Without good ol' Whitey who's taxes are you going to live off of?
John Richardson
>Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first Presidential debate of the 2016 election. >Today, we have 2 competitors >On the one side, the candidate of the democratic party, Hillary Clinton, 2 term senator of New york, former first lady, and former secretary of state. >On the other side, we have the candidate of the republican party, drumpf.... >Our rules for tonight are simple, each candidate gets 2 minutes to answer a question. Responses to other candidates must last a minute at most. >let's get started then >Secretary Clinton, cats or dogs ? >Well Lester, that's quite a difficult question, but cats have a special place in my heart. I promise to you though that dogs won't be neglected. In my new, inclusive America, all animals will have similar rights and the same opportunities. >Thank you secretary Clinton. >Now to you, Mr. Trump. >Many people have criticized the fact that your explosive and petty temperament is disqualifies you for office. Additionally, many have pointed out that your hate towards mexicans is reminiscent of Hitler's purges against the Jews. Why did you steal money from your charity to buy a 6 foot tall picture of yourself , and how would you respond to the allegations that you raped a young, 13 year old girl, allegations set forward by disabled muslim veterans, which you hate ? >I believe that... >Sorry Mr. Trump but you are over your time. >Well, I guess our time is up for tonight. Thank you for attending the first presidential debate of the 2016 elections, and remember, vote for Clinton.
Ayden Howard
Lester the Molester
Cooper Brown
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Brayden Martin
Well, this is a disappointment... I was hoping for a high energy performance, but Trump just isn't on his game tonight. He just won't be able to make this up in the next 20 minutes. Ah well, we still have 2 more debates coming up, hopefully he'll come more prepared for the next one. Anyway, that's it for me tonight, I'm going to bed before I get any more depressed.
Thomas Brown
Praise Trump may he not fail in the debate, may he show the world the trash Hillary truly is may the red pill spread, may Kek plus us in this path to salvation
