Reminder that if Hillary strokes out, sharts, or even has a slight cough at the debate, her campaign is over for good

Expect major tricks during the town hall (debate 2), planted questions galore!

God damn it Kek, I never believed in you anyway.

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She's likely to go cross eyed while looking to her side towards trump

this sadly.

why you gotta be playing games with me kek

All Donald has to do is act like a decent human being for the 90m

i feel like Trump is gonna raise the energy.

illary will try to keep up, and fail. probably start coughing and losing her voice.

Then we'll see big black doctor again, with Huma right behind him worried for illary.

Trump will win.

why hasnt she be assassinated yet

These dubs prove she will shart on stage tonight.

We need to concentrate meme magic on a cough.
Let Trump be all kindly & patient. She won't want to leave as she's not ill, so she'll try to keep going.
A solid 20 mins of coughing ought to do it.

She'll be on more PEDs than Barry Bonds. It'll be ugly afterwards, but she'll get through the debate

Becasue she will die of natural causes within a year or two.

She will do very well.

The NRA is waiting for Trumps check to clear

That is your problem, son

>if Hillary strokes out, sharts, or even has a slight cough

They will stop the stream for technical difficulties and you won't see anything.

hillary's health will fail mid debate, wobbly, wheezing for breath, eyes going wild glazed over with fever, lathered in a cold sweat, visibly shaking, nose running, hacking cough and matted hair, makeup running down into her sweat saturated clothing

I hope she's high on diazepam and slurring her speech.

I've done benzos. They're pretty stronk drugs.

Reminder that if she is medicated well enough to go 90 minutes, the media will twist that to mean she is in perfect health.
Anyone with twitter needs to be spamming about how just standing up for an hour doesn't make Hillary the winner.

Trump's standing right there. He'd just tell everyone what they missed

He'll tweet it on stage

Right, right, and everyone will believe him.

My dream is a simple one.

>Hilary is calm and collected.
>She is answering questions with confidence and clarity.
>Suddenly she stops mid-sentence.
>Raises a hand to her brow.
>"O-oh sorry about-"
>She buckles, crumpling to the ground with a pitiful squeak.
>A crowd of her crew rushes over to her as she flails and spasms helplessly.
>Trump gazes upon his kingdom with quiet confidence and unwavering placidity.
>The stream cuts out.

>Tfw we aren't getting meme trump today

Anyone not on drugs will. He won't be the only witness.

It is America you are talking about. Everyone is afraid that they can lose their job or their head if they open their mouth.

Sounds realistic.
Except for the kingdom. People who rule like a king but mustn't be called "king" are emperors. Check out Gaius Iulius Caesar for reference.

How he mocks the nonbelievers.

Everyone needs to shout at thier screen "PEEP BEEP MEME CREEP"

>Let me tell you about your country
Lol nah

It's already over the (((media))) is already saying it's tied which means trump is way ahead

There is no way he is polling tied in places like Rhode Island, Iowa and New Hampshire with a polarized electorate unless he has a significant lead in likely voters

VERKLEMPT. That's the word I was looking for. "Choked with emotion" - literally!

Wouldn't it be too - even for the MSM - suspicious if every single stream went offline at the same time?

They only get targeted by online faggots for racist stuff. Talking about Hillary won't lose their jobs, regardless of what they say.

>yfw someone scream pepe

Repeat after me

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

Sounds great

Trump will revive Hillary via CPR, she will become conscious and declare her burning love for trump on national television. This is when trump removes her mask, revealing a scaly beast, which he reaches into his Jack pocket pulling out a vial of holy water which he then oops the kid with his thumb, takes a sip, splashes some on the reptilian beast, causing it to burn and implode into a hellish fire. Instantly confirmed president trump then looks into the camera, "BIG BUISSNESS MEN LIKE ME HAVE NO TIME FOR DEMONS. NOW YOU CAN BE LIKE ME AND KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DEVILS DELIQUENTS, BESIDES, I WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL, DEALING WITH THINGS IS IN MY BLOOD, BUY TRUMP HOLY WATER AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DEMONIC HELLSPAWN AGAIN."

who gives? They will blaim Russian hackers on that and everyone will be happy.

Mom's spaghetti

what kind of drugs is she goign to be on for the debate

Kek is wise...Put your energy into the memes and Kek will do what Kek will do.

Praise Kek

The election will be over for Trump if he doesn't talk about policies and just spend the debate attacking Hillary.

1/10

You tried

donald has never:
>been caught on film needing to be helped into his car because he can no longer walk
>had coughing fits where his aides needing to escort him to the back of the plane (the plane being the only place he holds press conferences because otherwise he wouldn't be able to control it well though)
>been handed a book for some reason mid-coughing fit which he used for some purpose then gave back to his aide
>needed to make jokes about why he goes into coughing fits
>regurgitated something into his water glass mid-speech
>taken a toilet break break-debate and taken a suspiciously long time to get back
>gone into a shocked/frozen state and had his aide whisper to him "we're not going anywhere, keep talking, keep talking" and then immediately repeated the same thing to the crowd
>had involuntary eye and head movements on camera which he needed to ad-lib into some kind of spastic little jig

I did...

I have also been refreshing the page waiting on a (You). Thank-you user.

A tribute to kek blessing my shitpost

Oh gahd, no! That will trigger her for sure!

Pls kek make it so

She'll either drop a log or drop dead there is no third option.

an idea just hit me
wouldn't it be more fun if she were the president and she had those funny strokes from time to time?
trump after all will be just another guy

They will dope her up to keep her alive, so count on some bizarre behavior. If they don't, she probably will seize out, have a coughing fit, or shit herself.

Expect her to be dressed like Kim Jun un to hide all the equipment. Highly likely they will be remotely monitoring and adjusting her dosage.

This is what I expect.

Being pumped full of drugs is a problem in and of itself.

Pol is daydreaming again. Meanwhile in reality it'll be a great debate, but she will win because she's the only person with actual experience.

Hoping for a complete mental breakdown followed by a stroke

I'd prefer a mild health issue that isn't bad enough to end the debate early so she's stuck with it for the whole debate.

Thanks for correcting the record.

Get real limey.

what europe time is debate and were watch stream?

When is the debate?

She will kill herself on stage, mark my words.

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

She's finished, kek wills it.

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

Kek will deliver

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What world do you live in where political debates matter? Liberals will vote for hillary and republicans won't, because that is their dogma. Everything that happens on the campaign trail is irrelevant.

It's bated breath. Not baited.

FAINT AT DEBATE
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They gave her cocaine, she will be in top shape for some hours

She probably wears diapers to the debate.

At what times does the debaute start?

9 p.m. EDT
3 a.m. in Germany

Thanks, mate.

Fuck sake got a lecture tomorrow morning. It's going to be like Brexit all over again

>FOR I DID SEE A BLINDED HILLARY
>A STROBE A GLOBE THE LIGHT DID SHINE
>IT TICKLES HER BRAIN IT SEIZES HER SPINE
>SHE TAKES A SEAT FOR SOME SMALL LEISURE
>STROKING OUT WITH A GRAND-MAL SEIZURE

Sleep is for the weak.

Can someone please explain why people would actually want Hillary as president?

All I see are white knight cucks
>thinking they'll get pussy from their lesbian friends
and a bunch of SJWfags saying "It's about time we have a women president!"

Seriously? That's all you're going for?

Body language made presidents, just think back to Nixon vs JFK, Clinton vs Bush or Dubya vs Romney.
Maybe Trump is so confident because he knows how to disable Hillary's leg braces

i go to bed in like an hour, because i have to work tomorrow
Alarm set for 2:30

Praise be to kek

Gold

How am i supposed to stay awake until 3 am when the shit show starts? I have university lectures to attend tomorrow.

>going to every lecture

Shit it's actually 4 am that's even worse.

Poot in pantsuit
>Poot-suit Riot

I have a major that demands also perfect attendance.

go sleep now and wake at 4

*almost perfect

Can't. I'm drinking heavily.

Perkele

Shart will be

6pm PST

and when is that?

9pm EST

TRUMPS silver garlic dagger is THE SUPREME COURT JUDGES... He will say if you are on the fence about me THINK ABOUT THE JUDGES.....

ENDGAME HIL THE SHILL BTFO

DEFECATE AT DEBATE

The debate is not at the mart, but she is pretty un-American. She will shart outside of our customs to appeal to the Indian vote.

Nigger it's 04:00 we are at the same timezone, you dense spurdo.

It's true. They're worst then obama fags back in 08

Honestly, passing out, coughing up a lung, eyes drifting independently. How much more denial can Democrats put up with? Conspiracy? Sexist? Stop and just look.

Short of a major development, like Trump literally dropping dead on camera, her campaign was over after the 9/11 collapse.Her campaign is in "futile last ditch effort" mode now.

Cry pepe and let slip the frogs of war

Dubs she sharts with blood and green stuff

It's "cry shadilay and let slip the pepes of war"

I hope the first thing Trump says is he asks illary if her special needs podium is ok or if she wants a taller step to stand on and it sends her into a seizure before the debate even stops. Then aides swarm the podium to catch her but she falls down before and smashes her face into the podium. When they pick her up there's blood everywhere and she's missing teeth and her leg is soaked in urine. Suddenly the curtain drops and and nbc cuts to commercial. When they come back the surgeon general rushes out to tell everyone that illary was dehydrated and overcome by the heat from the misogynistic stage lights.

Then Scooter performs How much is the fish.

>Hillary appears on stage
>people start coughing REALLY LOUDLY

My fucking sides if that happens

Praise kek

Underrated

And also tired people.