Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived

>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived.

That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jizya tax

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I ain't paying shit for it raghead

*Pizza delivery man explodes*

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"You forgot the bacon"

>21 dollars for a pizza

*teleports behind you*
heh, nice try kid.

Ah, but as a starving Jew I get holocaust reparations.

Pay me $5 please, Achmed.

>21 dolars for a pizza

What the actual fuck.

I'd give him a tip that's brimming with Jizya.

>21$

lmao

>tip

lmao


Get civilized leaf and drop the tip and pay the immigrant shit wages eg. 6 euros for pizza

They don't have kurds to make it out of there

>kum
>jiz

Why are muslims so gay

Ah yes brother of course, but you have mistaken.

As I also am one of you. Insyahallah

jizzya? I hardly know ya!

>tax to jizz on my pizza
most fast food places would simply do it for free

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RARE

>21 dollars for a pizza

*Teleports out of nowhere, separating you and throwing away the extra bomb he had on his back*

See you, cowboy. *dies*

Alright let me jiz ya real quick bro
*unzips pants*

>Zante's Best Indian Food and Indian Pizza
>clearly a hindpoo

Not falling for it m8

>americans tip the person that's already being paid to do his job

how do you cucks spin that one?