IF TRUMP OPENS WITH THIS TONIGHT, HE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

Hillary will waste the first 40 seconds thanking this group and that organisation, yada yada yada. Whether Trump goes first or second, as long as he dispenses with all that fluffing and says this straight away, it will win him the election.

>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...

If Trump opens with this, No question or answer is going to matter more than that line. Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, Roger, if anyone who has his ear is reading this, please show this to the man himself. You're welcome.

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BUMP.

WE KNOW HE GOES HERE.

Not bad OP but that would take a huge pair of nuts to say in front of 100 million people.

god they are really shitting themselves over trump
love it

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Trump should come on stage wearing a Pepe suit.

That'd be pretty cool, but I don't see that happening.

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, or even just reading the dankest memes you have.

All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen. Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

Kek will deliver

We do?

No

Get this to trump

Allow it to be so!

Trump doesn't repeat himself that much

This is extremely stupid.

He needs to list all the times that she is known, confirmed to have lied to the American people. There are dozens of examples. Then simply point out that nothing she says for the next 90 minutes can be trusted.

Then every single topic that comes up, point out exactly how and when she lied about it in the past.

Total destruction.

I don't see this happening but any mention of the rigged primary and the Bernie Sanders name drop would be golden. He HAS to bring it up.

This.

yeah that would be pretty brutal

The dubs have spoken.

Praise kek, hillary coughs up green liquid that drips down her chin.

Why do fucking morons like to do this "This is how Trump talks" thing?

He should just jump straight to her record as warmonger and corrupt puppet politician. Maybe name drop George Soros or something, but fuck Bernie. Don Jr. make it happen!

Because it's hilarious

the two party system is going to fail

T. Satan

it's a good thing, it means people enjoy imitating his mannerisms. He has a fun personality, unlike Clinton

Praise Kek, forever.

Kek has spoken

calm your tits. trump will lose.

When you talk like him, you ARE him. At that point, you love Trump, because everyone loves himself.

I self identify with Trump quite a bit.

>He should just jump straight to her record as warmonger and corrupt puppet politician.

Libya would be just the tip of the iceberg and would bring a lot of things to light that people don't know.

Donald's got bigger balls than any of us will ever have

I loved Bush jr manerisums. He had an ood way of saying thigns. Wouldnt have voted for him though.

That would be over the top. A Pepe tie however...

CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE
IT IS ALMOST TIME
COMETH THE HOUR COMETH THE MAN
THE DEVINE EMPEROR WITH A HELL OF A PLAN

BUILD THE WALL, SEND THEM BACK
GET THE STATES BACK ON TRACK
THE HOLY TRUMP CAN DO NO WRONG
TODAY I WISH I WASN'T A BONG

I'll be memeing hard and fast for you daddy, you are my only hope in this dark shitty world

Normies don't know about Lybia? I thought that was all over the news a few years ago. Or do they just not know clintons involvement with it?

KEK WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
KEK WILLS IT>

true pottery

KEK WILLS IT

Why does he say the same sentence twice every time?

The latter.

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

since usa is the hollywood for the world...something historical will happen tonight..she will get destroyed OR for whatever reason kick his ass so bad that he can't recover...i don't know what i should believe with all this corrupt and fake shit..we will see tonight how real trump is and I'm fucking hyped

Didn't Shillary won like 13M votes against 11M? The DNC did rig the primaries against Sanders but Sanders lost because Niggers are too fucking stupid to see between a retard with bad ideas but sincere and a pathological liar in bed with every corporation on the planet.

AFter Trump says (OP) THEN he NEEDS to talk JOBS.

He'll win over all the independents and the huge bellcurve bulge of middle american moderates if he talks JOBS.

1+2=landslide

somebody send this to the god emperor!

Hhhnnnnnnnggg

I would venture to say they know about Benghazi but only as it relates to her e-mail scandal and 4 dead 'Americans'. The killing of Ghaddafi and the ensuing refugee crisis into Southern and Northern Europe isn't connected like it should be. Libya had one of the highest standards of living in Africa and he (Ghaddafi) wanted to run the gold standard as well. Just another obstacle in globalist's plans and Hillary was more than happy to be involved.

have you ever read the Bible you absolute fucking dumbass Lost boy fallen Idiot .

U ARE FUCKING WEAK

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i sexually identify as a trump

i am, in all forms but physical, trumpkin

Praise kek, I plan to do just this.

I do think OP is a fag and onto something here, though. If he sways just a few % of Bernie's supporters, he wins. This will be a rare opportunity to have them hear him - since MSM only reports on the dumb things he says sometimes and not all the really good shit. It is a good gentle way to de-legitimize her. He needs to attack, but not come across as a bully. He's gonna do it, it is keks will.

Nice try. Bible is a model for short and concise narration and lack of redundancy, if anything.

wizards report in and do this.

i love how much magick has influenced this election. we're seeing a revival in the arts. :^)

Yeah, I agree, this is the best oppening. Put everyone in her camp, including the moderators, on the defensive. Let Lester Holt frantically try to "fact check" Bernie Sanders not being the nominee.

true. i hope trump comes out with the big guns tonight. i dont know why he holds back so much, they bring the kitchen sink against him and he doesnt tend to bring it back, just threats and alludes to it. still more than any other republicuck would have done, but he needs to bring it all the way.

This...needs to happen!

The real kill shot would be quoting The Snek .

The debates start at 4AM here, but I'll be watching and praying to Kek for a happening

if he does that people will vote Bernie, we want clinton because Trump will win against Clinton, the braindead bernouts are voting trumps.

ne seri daj

aaaaand i waste my first quads

Its his power. Its chanting but in free flowing prose, where he is saying something but says it twice to hypnotically put the message into your mind.

You might think I am bullshitting but look at every religion they do this too, in Catholicism its when the Priest talks and then the congregation repeats what he says, chanting is powerful.

honestly didnt even think about cuck bernie. but the crowd is mostly college millenials, and reminding them hillary stole the nomination is a great strategy

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where them tax returns at big fella

wtf are you talking about, Bernie's out of the race. The only way people can vote for him is by writing him in, and even fewer people are gonna do that than vote for Jill Stein. The majority of former Bernie supporters now support Clinton, if Trump shows some sympathy to bernouts, there's a good chance they'll switch from Clinton to third party or even switch to Trump

Well that would be based as fug

noice

God I love baby Yebin.

Tacky as fuck. Pepe cufflinks would be the way to go.

Meme magic will manifest on the debate stage tonight brother

WHERE CAN I WATCH STREAM?

Jr. and Barron do.

No it just sounds petulant and afraid.

What he should actually do is welcome her as an old friend who he is very close to, talk about all the happy hours he has spent with the Clintons, about them doing all the thing rich people in New York do and watch her squirm.

Everyone is expecting a pro-wrestling face vs. heel event, including Hillary. He should confound that.

Its counterintuitive I'll grant you.

they were on hill's email servers

Trump needs to open up with a sincere apology to Gold Star Families. And then, just as it seems like he's going soft, he should say "Now I would like Hillary Clinton to apologize to the Benghazi families."

Point being everyone knows Trump is a rich Noo Yoik Gordon Gekko/Patrick Bateman 80s kind of guy. His base finds this, if anything, reassuringly harking back as it does to Reagan.

The whole basis of "crooked Hillary" is that she is too but her base would hate her for it if they knew.

If she says anything arsey, he just needs to smile, laugh and say "That isn't what you said when about when we were both on Steve's boat for canapes that time".

Smile, be friendly, grind her into the dirt.

She can't do anything but sound like a lying hectoring shrew back to him.

All about subtlety. The tie idea is good. Obama, Romney, McCain, Bush, Kerry, Gore, etc going all the way back to who knows when wear either red or blue, and sometimes switch. Trump needs to completely break with that model to signal he is NOT business as usual.

>1st debate: Green tie. Praise Kek.
>2nd debate: Green and gold/yellow stripes. Doesn't matter if it's ugly, it will subconsciously appeal to those thinking of voting for Green Stein and Libertarian Johnson.
>3rd debate: Red, white and blue. American flag design.

Praise Kek!

Bad idea to offer someone the opportunity to make a non-apology.
You don't win debates by what you say, knock-down arguments or not, you win them by reframing what the other person says. You can't win, they have to lose.

I keep forgetting you only have debates every four years and not twice a week.

The Tories, for example, didn't beat Gordon Brown by making better arguments about the economy, they made it so that every time Gordon opened his mouth about the economy, you cringed (even if he made sense and objectively more sensible arguments). Far more powerful.

>implying trump wants to win

In how many hours starts the debate? And where can I find a live stream?
I'm still at work

>witnessed

Sadly I too feel this will be the case.

>You can't win, they have to lose.
Right, this is exactly why he needs to demonstrate that he knows he's said some dumb shit, but she's done way worse.

Doubles of truth

I'm flying the flag in the liberal-rich green pastures of my University doctoral suite.

#MAGA, lads.

4am krautbro. Stream on here.

Fear not. All is going according to KEKaku.

3 in the morning tomorrow for you krauts. It's probably streamed on youtube by many different channels

I'm more exstatic about this election than when I was a pentacostal

RETURN TO JESUS LORD

Checked

Checkem

kek wills it!

10/10 Finland
Audibly kek'd

DON JR. WE KNOW YOU BROWSE THIS BOARD FUCKING TELL YOUR FATHER TO SAY THIS

HEAR ME KEK, O LORD SUPREME
GRANT ME NOW SICK DUBS OF THREE
CURSE THE WENCH WITH FAILING LEGS
THIS, LORD KEK, YOUR SERVANT BEGS

bumparoonie

kek, fuck m8 you got the donald down to a t

Bump

I am not into Germanistan porn so I'm not watching.
Thank you for warning me from this shit, bro.

Have a piece of Europe,
Kek.

SO BE IT

I can only hope this happens.

insta kill

Fyi, shes ready for all those "scandal" questions. Emails, Benghazi, the DNC, Monica, etc.

Nobody knows more about those issues than Hillary herself. Bringing up said issues would just be a waste of time for Trump and he would look stupid when he can't respond back.

Highly unlikely the Trump camp will go that route. If so, they are stupider than thought to be.

I like this. Trump's Cred Forums adviser please seriously consider this.

How tonights events will transpire:

>typical opening statements
>Trump thanks crowd, thanks American people
>Hillary thanks crowd, thanks American people
>Quesitons begin
>Hillary coughs
>Hillary coughs again
>Hillary continues coughing
>Hillary throws up
>Trump stares in faux disbelief
>Hillary is rushed off stage by secret service
>Emergency commercial break
>Trump wins presidency in largest landslide in modern times

So it will be.

WITNESS THE EGREGORE OF A THOUSAND NEETS

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Anti Trump media is getting pretty ridiculous.
www facebook com/kappit/videos/499668076870257

I'm praying to Kek. May he be with our Lord and Saviour in our hour of need and may Hillary do big poo poo live on stage. Meme magic is real, we're nearly there guys. If Trump stumps the wicked witch we've basically won.

But Hillary swore under oath that she can't recall anything about her alleged scandals :^)

Fuck off, Berniefag.

Everybody knows Trump is batman.

I would actually like to see that happen.

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For itis not dead wich may eternally lie, and with strange eons, even I got dubs.

Shadilay

I agree with this

Hillary will get halfway through the debate without issue but near the end she will suffer a very violent and apparent seizure in the middle of answering a question. It will start with a very long and awkward coughing fit which they will need to cut camera on. The telecast will resume but the debate will be over as she needed to be rushed to a nearby hospital. This will cost her the election.

KEK wills it (pbuh)

That is good shit, OP Bong. I can picture him saying that with ease.

So let it happnen.

> yfw hillary can not remember anyhting.

[CHYNA]

That was the most autistic thing I have ever read on this board. Never fucking post here again.

Because it's accurate

Thy will be done, Kek
Praise be upon him

well that's not very nice

kek will bless this message.

The sentiment is right.

Channeling her right to even be there is a powerful persuasion technique.
Everything she says will have to be reckoned with both Trump, and Bernie. Immediately its 2 against 1 and the 2nd guy cant even be questioned because Hillary silenced him with corruption and crook dealing.

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wtf I love religion now

>kek wills this into reality

Kek's will be done, meme magicians at the ready.

does sleeping count?
alarm set for 2:30 am

bumperoo

Checked.

dubs say, it should be fine.

>thinking he'll ever do anything like this

Trump has played absolute softball with Hillary and tonight will be no different.

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Hey user, do you want to go swimming?

I want to see Jeb vs. Bernie...

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It will be done

Praise Kek, for he manifests himself in these digits.

i'll lend my powers

it's pretty good

kek power test
repeat. kek power test

>r/HillaryClnton thought this was clever

>Saudis in audis
Kek

WHAT TIME ARE THE DEBATES, FAGGOT?
ITS ONLY A THIN CRESCENT MOON TONIGHT SO I NEED TO GET THE TIMING RIGHT.

1am crumpet time

how the fuck did corbyn stay in power btw? please explain it to me, a clueless burger

4 am moscow :^)

praise kek.
If 69 Hillary will enrage and malfunction.

> be Hillary
> debate ends, must pee very badly
> rushes off stage towards bathroom door
> only 1 gender neutral restroom at the college campus, fuck life
> the door swings open violently, a blinding white light floods the hallway, the sound of Ted Nugent shredding the national anthem of electric guitar atop an angelic chorus of voices emanates from the restroom
> Donald Trump emerges from the bathroom, he holds the door open while grinning deviously at Hillary
> Hillary begins to panic, her body trembles, she feels her finger tips growing cold
> Donald speaks "let me get the door for you Mrs. Clinton"
> Hillary chokes and begins a coughing spasm, doc choc and Huma rush towards a shaking and stumbling Mrs. Clinton
> Through the fits of coughing and choking she utters "th-thank you D-Donald "
> Hillary falls down and seizures as the Don smiles, "no, hillary, its my privilege"

So good

>A THIN CRESCENT MOON TONIGHT

Soldiers of Allah shall strike against the infidels at this time, when the Islamic crescent moon appears in the sky. Madhallah

fucking kek

there are a lot of hardwing socialists in Britain, that's how...

i miss these

And at the end throw in a "And yes, yes I did donate to the Clinton Foundation. I did it because I knew she could be bought.

POO ON THE STOOL CHECK'EM

I read that in his voice.
Trump 2016.
He will win

Kek has shown you the light with dubs

livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/

All he needs to to is be presidential and go over his policy.

No wait here's what he'll say:

"Hillary lied and that is sad. Hillary when you tell the public these things they are lies. This makes us sad. And when you do bad things, people do not like it. They are bad. What makes me sad is that you do the bad things and think they are good things. This is sad. Very sad. Instead of doing bad things like lying maybe you should do good things. This would not be so bad, but unfortunately you would be a bad president and this idea is sad!"

noice

I refuse to believe

Glory unto Kek and his prophet, Donald Trump

WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE

I propose that "trumps" should now refer to a man's oversized balls.

>off by one
He doesn't seem to approve and instead felt like mocking you.

www.google.com

>open stream
>HILLARYHILLARYHILLARYHILLARY

You got it boss

it turns out he is electable despite what the media says

KEK PLEASE DELIVER JUSTICE

IF THERE IS NO JUSTICE THEN AT LEAST MAKE IT FUNNY

16.10.16

Praise Kek the deliverer of digits.

Shadilay, it will be done.

As it is written, so it shall be

bumparino

sounds like a Dwarven song

is this actually garrison?

When will the debate start anyway? In how many hours from now?

i know it all must be already planned but is there any way to get this to Trump?

Yup, check his website

Kek wills it.

Trump if you see this I… no WE beg of you, use it, we know more than any other script writer.

because the party members are idiots, and he's slightly more likable, but just as insane, as the blairites

>blocks adblock
shit stream m8

>necktie, pocket square AND Cufflinks all match
Did it come with a matching cummerbund and "wedding" vest too?

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praise kek

Ok

What did he mean by this?

This is amazing. I will fucking an hero if this line gets used.

No one gives a fuck about conspiracy theories apart from you. Even if the majority of Dems did want Bernie, an even greater majority would not want to be told what to think by Trump.

It would only add weight to the idea that Trump is a loon and a conspiracy theorist and lose him even more of the moderate vote.

I bet styxhexenhammer666 posted this.

BUMPING FOR TRUMP

>>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...

I do not know if that is what he will say, but I am pretty confident that is how he will say it.

You do know we are talking about DONALD Trump, right? The one running for President?

>He needs to list all the times that she is known, confirmed to have lied to the American people

Everybody already knows that, though. Won;t change any minds.

I think it's just that his tiny dick makes them look big by comparison.

>No! For real! He just walked right up to her and asked her out!
>Jesus Christ man, get a load of trumps on this guy!

No, there was proof of election tampering in all states with electronic voting.

In most states, a write in for Bernie would not be counted. He is on the ballot howhere.

He already tried this, they are not going to vote for him because they do not care about his transparent political sympathy, they think Clinton is going to give them something closer to socialism that Bernie wanted than Trump will.

Dubs praise him. Let's get the spirit bomb going lads. Focus all your energy tonight.

bump

KEK is on our side. Praise Him!

Looks like I've got a new phone wallpaper

Debates are not won, they are lost. You lose a debate by making an error that catches on, that crystallizes some public perception of why you are not a good choice.

Clinton passing out loses the debate. Either losing their cool loses the debate. Trump saying things, or saying things in a way, that allows the media to portray him as non-presidential loses.

With the race being fairly close, neither candidate needs to swing for the fences, they need to remain calm and collected and hope the other fucks it up.

Bump for kek

>No, there was proof of election tampering in all states with electronic voting.

Sauce or gtfo.

Facts don't work.

However a ton of the young leftists were raging bernouts, easily half if not more, the democratic nomination really was rigged quite likely.

Here's another.

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Praise him!

Snacks at the ready. All my energy.

That's affirmative kek alpha this is kek gamma ten four copy that getting a spike at 557 Kek'a-Jules on the Kekascope that's a clean burn 10/4

>Debates are not won, they are lost.
durrr

I fucking read this in his voice, thanks for that.

This is actually a very neat idea. Trump pls.

DELIVER US, GREAT BASED KEK

you got my kek from poland

Providing energy for the spirit bomb

Reminds me of mine

Shadilay

>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...


nice hypnosis user you got me

Kek shall deliver plague and disease onto our enemies.

>implying this is even remotely possible

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Praise!!!

Bernie is more daredevil cuckery

>+0.39c

What he should really do, if she starts to attack her, should say:

>"Secretary Clinton, I find it very immature that you would result to defamation during an national debate. It's a wate of time and frankly, offensive to the voters. Can we please continue with the issues?"

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praise kek

>somebody taught Cred Forums magic, now they're trying to kill Africa

If he pays homage to Bernie and how the primary was stolen, yes, we will win many of them over.

I've been reading "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot recently and it has convinced me not only that we are living in a simulated world, but that we are also CREATING the world we live in.
TLDR: our thoughts have effects on reality

user here is right, we need to collectively focus to change reality to what we want it to be.

thats pretty fucking good desu

If he does that she's getting crushed.

i do praise

Praise Kek

Checking myself to meme it into existence.

Kek is with us.

We're making this happen lads

im literally begging you please include me in the screencap on r/Cred Forums so i can get with my crush and show her the pic

thankyou, im begging, please

Make it so.

seizure lmao

Cred Forums wills ill on the hilldog

Kek in your name We shall pray. Grant us victory and dubs, for we are your true children.

PRAISE KEK

I like it

yeah, Clinton starting every sentence with "Look..." or "ya know..." reminds me of my 15 year old self getting defensive about stupid shit that I thought was important at the time.

Praise KeK

Fuck off CTR
Op idea is dank

>breaking news: trump word for word copies post from the website that has long been known as a refuge for school shooters, neo nazis, pedophiles, and autistic children

time to infuse this magick and bring it to the next level.

All hail LORD KEK!

Kek wills it

Praise be unto kek.

I'm still angry that fucker threw in with Hillary. She and her buddies annihilated his campaign and made him a fool, but he got consistent respect and sympathy from Trump, who's made lots of comments on just how shafted Bernie was. And what does he do? Bows down before the woman who ruined him. What a scummy sellout.

>This is extremely stupid
For you.

>ln4uzahx
>4u

Praise be.

If Trump says THIS he get's elected:

I had this idea for a "Meritocratic Party"

>I Donald J. Trump declare the Republican party a failure to the right and vow to push it to the center and claim the right in it's stead.
>Well dear progressive, of these 3 statements which is true? Our society is a Democracy? Our society is a Republic? Our society is a Meritocracy?
>The correct classifier is a Republic. So if we're going to pretend the ""center"" even exists; let's push the only party with the correct name to it.
>I, Donald J. Trump, would like to invite all Libertarians, Constitution Party members, as well as every Paleocon disgusted with the GOP and form this new Meritocratic Party. All Neocons, RINOs, cuckservatives, (heh as some of my more... colorful supporters are fond of saying), crypto-Democrats, "centrists" and moderates; stay in the Republican party, we don't want you.
>Understand that I am of the belief, scratch that, KNOWLEDGE that the center is essentially a giant middle ground fallacy.
>It is not so much the "Left" and the "Right" so much as it is the WRONG and the Right. You will call this partisan or biased; that's fine.
>I would also like you all know my pet name for the left: The Ideology of the path of Least Resistance and that I am also coining a new phrase: "Full Right". A term to oppose the lefty go-tos of "Far" and "Extreme Right" which we will undoubtedly be labeled. "Full Right" refers to the entire thing; that is to say, both lightly right and as right as one could possibly go, and everything in between.

>I'm not stupid; I know not to abandon the Republican Party (and therefore ruin my chances of being elected) so out of sheer respect I am letting you all know my intentions BEFORE I take office. If I am elected I will start nurturing the Meritocratic party and plan to run my second term under this banner. The party's animal with be the piranha. We are going to completely eviscerate the corrupt Progressive left and GOP.

Checked
Time to meditate

nice dubs but check mine

hillary will essentially lose the election tonight, and the (((media))) scramble to control the damage will be so obvious that even your normie friends and family will see the light.

praise kek, and channel your energy tonight before and during the debate.

checked

That's what most men are going to do when Hillary threatens them / their families with a good old-fashioned suiciding.

SHADILAY

thanks
mind if I save this one?

KEKERY DECKERY KULAI LIMPAH

Oh, so kek only awards dubs to those who make him visual offerings?

Not just text offerings?

Praising and testing without memetic imagery.

Shadilay playing softly through the night.

bumping. do it, donald

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all yours my friend, and checked again

GIB ME STRENGTH KEKU PLS

>people wouldn't want to sound like trump

shill pls

Fuck you op, is a real bottom dollar of faggots, but you're argument is sound, valid and reasonable.

For some reason (citing a lack of actual debate prep) I don't think Drunkp will not take this tack.

Praise

I-is it in one hour from now or two?
I think I need a nap...

Praise Kek

two hours. maybe longer if hillary needs more time in the potty.

/landslide

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I would vote against him just for how fucking redundant that paragraph is. It basically says 2 sentences 6 times a piece.

Hillary will die

Hillary wont die

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Nice cell phone.

By the power of meme magic

An Ancient Pepe.

here's a shitpost to augement your power.
I am but a lowly tad/pol/, but through the divine grace of our lord, I become a conduit for the power of KEK almighty.
check'em

>off by 1
I just need to meme harder I guess, have an image this time

@OP Mr. Trump shouldn't you be prepping for the debate instead of posting on Cred Forums?

stand with Kek

You left out the part where he says:
>and by the way mexico's going to pay for the wall ok? it will be a fantastic wall, under budget ahead of schedule, can you believe that? under budget and ahead of schedule.

Too bad it's just Trump and Hillary on stage. They should through failed mememan a bone.

You probably ruined that guy's day, user. He thought he was clever.

Kek

Yep. That was my prediction yesterday. Well, not that specifically, but that Trump would open with "Can I just say..." and a massive truth-bomb to knock Hillary off kilter and make her play catch-up for the entire debate.

May Kek and Norm Wildberger bless this post with Rational digits.

Fucking this.

take my energy, god emperor

UNVEIL YOUR ALTARS AND PRAY

youtube.com/watch?v=mujSLFaG734

Melbros when is the debate?

is this guy our head priest, Cred Forums?

dubs speak truth

One bong from now.

>Madallah

this opening statement alone will get 1/3rd of the infamous bernie bros in trump's court