INDIA LAUNCHES SCATSAT1

IT'S OFFICIAL INDIA WANTS TO POO IN SPACE

WHY DON'T YOU JUST POO IN THE LOO YOU FUCKING MADMEN???

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
ORBIT

While this is quite expected from India, I was more amazed by the knowledge that NASA has a satellite called RapidScat in space years before this and nobody knew.
>RapidScat

Search it on jewgle if you don't believe me.

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Meme magic at work yet again

KEK

under-rated shitposting thread.

bump.

I don't get it

>its fucking real

A leaf has no posting rights here

that reminds me I need to buy a new toothbrush

>Dat name

At least they can launch a rocket without blowing it up.

scat's another way to say poop, like as in animal poop

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat for prediction of cyclone forecasting and weather prediction.

>RapidScat

PEEEEE POO POO PAPADUM

Salamwalukam, did you read your namaz today in madarsa?

POO IN LOO

SUPERMARKET BY 2020

See the digits dont lie

>yfw

no way

look, canada, you are worse than india
thats saying a lot

now go away leaf

wtf it's real

SCATSAT

Advanced shitposting.

NO NO NO NO NO
:DDD
Fucking memes!
SERIOUSLY!
I CAN*T EVEN
WOW

It's like the world's a big simulation game and while the player is in the loo the littlebrother is filling the simulation with ebin memes.

>non-whites sticking together
two triggered niggers was all I needed anyways

>SCATSAT

Truly the greatest timeline

imagine how bored the anons are in the Jeb/Hillary timeline

Oh it's real russbro.

Come over during your invasion. I'll show you on my screen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

Fuck it I'm done. Better lay off the memes for a while.

>SCATSAT
Kek is real

why tho

>A leaf
>talking about niggers

why so cuck

DEADLY FUCKING WEAPONS-GRADE MEME

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>mfw seeing all this mad white cucks who would never get to do fun stuff like this thanks to PC culture are getting mad.

Sides currently following it to orbit

>SCATSAT

Why would we be mad? This is hilarious

>SCAT
SCAT
>SCAT
SCAT

WELP

>Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat for prediction of cyclone forecasting and weather prediction.

>RapidScat

Literally shart in mart, quickly!

NASA has a satellite called RapidScat in space years before this and nobody knew.

>chinks
>white
Fuck out of here chang.

>mad

Dont see a single mad post here but yours

>bragging about something another country did
>claims not to be a cuck

>India dependent on NASA's rapid scats.

You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back into the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers ship to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally it's the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early onset of Alzheimers in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilize the Pampas with you and your families corpses, it's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life nigger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>SCATSAT-1

omg

Er, was the payload what I think it was?

stale pasta bro

Do they plan on sending a probe to Poopiter?

no

to URANUS

no, it will go into Uranus

they want the sharts for themselves

Sometimes I feel the collective consciousness of thousands of people can altar the real world

>SCATSAT
>SCAT

we orks

>Poo in space

I've never understand how no one makes fun of Switzerland, there flag is literally a hospital sign.

it's an inverted hospital sign

and anyway, what could you possible have against hospitals m8?

>what could you possible have against hospitals m8?

Because it's shouldn't be a flag of a country. You won't understand, because you aren't even a real country.
I expected Cred Forums to meme the fuck out of it.

designated shitting wheel

I can't believe that user wasted that opportunity.

>think it's 100% bait
>it's not
what

>tfw you realise Indian rocket scientists browse Cred Forums and decide to have galactic levels of self-deprecating banter with us

SCATSAT. My sides.

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and a fucking wagon wheel is something better to put in a flag

almost as bad as the leaf

Hospitals are usually clean....no poo there....Indians don't like...

>SCATSAT
hahaha good one m8

wait...
>it's real

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Because we have your money

On the eve of the debates too. Meme magic is real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashoka_Chakra

It's not that Gandhi wheel, which most of the people on Cred Forums think it is. I like India's flag.

Oh shit now I'm legit worried that we're gonna meme Sam Hyde into an unstoppable killing machine.

SCAT IN SAT

fuck this world deserves to burn in flames with all its memery

It's moments like these that are keeping me alive

Sometimes the Berenstain universe gets to be too much. How did meme magic take over everything?

Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat for prediction of cyclone forecasting and weather prediction.

Apparently, this is the "payload", aka the satellite.
...it looks like shit pouring into an upturned toilet.

Oh boy maybe the next rocket SpaceX blows up will be SHARTMART

>SCATSAT-1

nobody cares, pajeet

So you're saying India needs Rapid Scat from NASA?

>SCATSAT
whad de fuggg :DDD

ƘeƘ

When will NASA build SHARTSAT

Dear IIDF,
India, dude... We all knew about it trust me. We knew about that, AND how to create modern sewage systems.

SHIT IN ORBIT

india eats shit

> Murica - SCAT
> India - SCAT
> STUPID AMERICANS DONT BULLY ME
Shut the fuck pajeet, learn to poo correctly.

holy shit

Belgium is objectively better in every single way than India. I actually use the toilet in my house and stuff

>SCATSAT-1
>SHITSAT-1

>actually believing this
someday you have to wake up

Agreed, would rather have a Belgian qt. 3.14 gf than a smelly oily poo in loo slave as a gf.

SCAT IN SAT

SCAT
A
T

Perfetto

Someday you have to stop shitting in the street, pajeet.

Low Countries girls are top tier, this leaf knows

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That's one small scat for a man, one giant kek for mankind

reminder elon musk is building the hyperloo in india

ebin :DDD

COLACE IN SPACE

>Switzerland
>leaf
Wat

I remember when this was first announced and Cred Forums went apeshit. I thought it was already up and over with.

>Canada

Board quality improves.

When was that? Some people don't browse pol 24/7. This must be the lunch crowd.

RODS
FROM
GANESHA

d.does it mean India finally ran out of Poo-able streets that they'v to compress it and send it into outer designated space ??

People usually either call them "medpack" because of flag, or mountain jews.
There's not much to laugh about when it comes to Switzerland, they're a country that keeps to themselves. I like them.

Based leaf.
Cucked country tho

Shutup leaf

A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL HAHAHA

KEK

super pooper 2020

underated sid civ post

>mountain jews

I object to that accurate description.

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the wheel of progress
something they seem to be doing a lot more of than you america with your google riots, progress

America would have to stop all google policing and confiscate all white/asian owned guns for half a century to sink down to India's level.

>SCATSAT1
I'm not sure if I can handle meme magic this intense.

POO IN THE LEO

>implying policing and guns have ever got in your way, there poor community does better than there tramps and hobos

it might be easyer to be a hobo in india, like its easyer being rich here

>there
>there

Poo in London confirmed.

wikiquote:

ScatSat-1''', also termed as Oceansat-3, is a micro satellite (under development) which will provide weather forecasting, cyclone prediction, toilet searching and tracking services to India.

Back in April, friend.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/scatsat/order/asc/

Kek

autism

you cant dodge the factts me old mucka, you can see the truth, socialy acceptable to crap in the street and root there rubbish for food.

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I was on that thread, it was truly legendary...

>DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBITS

wew

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Alright. It's time for me to turn the computer off for awhile. I can't take any more.

I'M SCATSAT

Thermopooclear warheads

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>SCATSAT
I keked so much, omg Dat meme CONFIRMED!

Poo In SPAAAAAACE

>CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>SHIT

STOP

do you personally poo in the loo?

We'll stop when we get to the designated shitting space station for refueling

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING POO IN THE LOO.

Fucking hell

>Scatsat

No matter how many times I read about this it still makes me laugh.

God Damn it, I was drinking a cup of hot tea !!!

They don't shit up their mountain

kek

>Operator and manufacturer - India ISRO
"isro" is serbocroatian for "shat himself"

MY FUCKING SIDES

wew lad

Honest question. Why do indians poo in streets?

And yet you still haven't caught on to the fact that your cuck/jamal memes are partly responsible for the surge in interracial relationships.

because they're savages

THEIR POOS CAN NOT BE CONTAINED IN THE LOOS ,NEITHER THEY CAN BE CONTAINED IN THEIR STREETS
THEY POO IN SPACE NOW

>india space poogram

Racist

>RapidScat
holy fucking shit

How do people even deny Kek at this point?

On this day there literally now exists a DESIGNATED orbit for scat.

Let that sink in the loo for a moment. Scat has reached orbit.

What a world we live in.

>RapidScat

DESIGNATED DIARRHEA STREETS

Serious question:

Why do poos get so incredibly anal ravaged?

>SCATSAT-1

5D MEME WARFARE
jews on suicide watch

>not poo danse

Is it powered by shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=NDe13n_WpQA

dzo gurwa xDDD

A burgerfag messed with the Wikipedia entry in the morning. Sadly though, someone corrected it.

SAVAGE

>ISS has to be moved to a higher orbit because it keeps getting pelted with indian space poo traveling at 15,000 km/s

>SCATSAT-1 will be able to locate designated shitting streets from space with pinpoint accuracy

can someone make a better copy of this? my paintfu is weak

A Smug Pepe version already exists..

behenchod kuch kab hai ki chutyagiri hi karta rehta hai tu

thank you son

>No Speaki The Hindi...Bangla bolo mere Behenchod bhai...

>scatsat

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You can see the contempt for him in their faces.

Ashita-Shat-trak

You unironically and genuenelly couldn't have made up that shit going up

>scat

Is everything shit with India?

oh dear

u dumb motherfuckers india would crush u

SCAT

IN

SAT

This is very important-does India have Walmarts?

Are those fucking noodles?

>SCAT

TOPPEST OF KEK

OH COME ON WTF

DESIGNATED

>Crashing the Plane

>Scatterometer Satellite-1

THEYRE MEASURING POO LEVELS

This is why every organization need to hire a meme expert to avoid such embarrassing incidents

Gois. Is it time we reassign the name Poo in Loos to SCAT IN SAT?

No way

SCAT ON SAT

They just launched my sides into orbit as well. Will Indian posters ever recover

right???

No way this isn't meme magic

No fucking way

I'm just about done with this bullshit, I'm living in a meme universe

goddamn it praise kek

Is this the satellite that will finally give india the technology required for their google "poo in loo" view?

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MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT