ITT WE CHANNEL KEK'S ENERGY TOWARDS TONIGHT'S DEBATES

YOU WA SHOCK!
you have my memes!
The shillbot will overload tonight!

Hillary wins

KEK TAKE MY ENERGY AND SUMMON DUBS TO KILL SHILLARY

PRAISE BORTHER

shit your pants Hillary shit them so the world can see just how full of shit you are. praise Kek

Is there something wrong Hillary?

trump will blow the debate way

Debate at 9pm ?

Seems past her bedtime.

I have my doubts this will go well but I want it to go well for Trump

The cough will return!

Hillary's butt plug falls out of her pantsuit and Trump gentlemanly-like hands it back to her. Check em boys.

I CAN FEEL KEKS POWER

TRUMP IS HIS PROPHET

Fuck I want this to happen. Shamelessly rerolling like an autist

Fuck the faggot frog Kek

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

We must all take part

Kek will deliver

>all these singles and one double for a guy who doubts trump

doesnt look like kek will be with us tonight

He is

WE'LL CRUCIFY THE INSINCERE TONIGHT
WE'LL MAKE THINGS RIGHT, WE'LL FEEL IT ALL TONIGHT
WE'LL FIND A WAY TO OFFER UP THE NIGHT TONIGHT
THE INDESCRIBABLE MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE TONIGHT
THE IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE TONIGHT
BELIEVE IN ME AS I BELIEVE IN YOU

AND MAY HIS NAME BE HEARD: KEK

She will need to take an "emergency brake" in the middle of the debate to empty her catheter.

Trump is sharpening his teeth as we speak praise kek

witnesed

>I SHALL FEED KEK THE POWER OF HIS OWN RE-EMERGENCE TO THIS REALM

>THE DAY KEK BECAME KNOWN

Full house confirms it.

HILLARY WILL FAINT DURING THE DEBATE

MY DIGITS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORD OF KEK

Kek works in mysterious ways

Praise Kek

Trump will win tonight

Trump take his rightful place as the leader of The Awakening tonight.

Check'em

Fuck kek, fuck this spam, check digits and trump will fucking tank hard in the polls from tonight

Tonight, our lord emperor Trump will be manifestation of Kek's power and he will crush that old hag.

PRAISE KEK.

boosting

...

>ye of little faith

Kek has forsaken you

I dont get off till 9pm EST tonight. Will there be a stream going before 9 so I can listen to it on the way home?

if trump wins the elections i'm gonna smoke a joint completely naked on the roof in the heart of paris.

KEK works in mysterious ways. He is with us. Praise be to KEK. He will make Hillary shit her pants

no repeating digits itt

Kek is a deity of peace. People who are attempting to link Pepe to white nationalism are Kekophobes.

Dank energy in its rawest purest form.

If you have a radio in your car, all the major news channels will be playing it

HILLARY WILL FAINT DURING THE DEBATE

MY DIGITS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORD OF KEK

Praying for Hillary's death.
Dis gun b gud, anyone have some links to comfily watch the stream?
SlavTV doesn't relay US politics.

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

Plz Kek

Praise Kek. The people shall triumph over our Illuminazi elite, with our glorious leader Trump to usher in a new golden age.
Shadilay.

KEK VULT

Channel your egyption god's energies this way!

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Trump will announce his plan to give the control of USA to Finland.

beautiful

LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP.

I "accidentally" shit my pants so I could get off work early today. I suggest any anons working right now do the same. maybe if enough of us do it we can meme shillary into shitting her pants during the debate.

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

M A G A
A
G
A

PRAISE KEK

POO POO PEE PEE FOR HILLARY

let it be so

hillary will die

...

Hillary will shit herself and vomit on stage, all that while having seizures.

this please

Channleing for a Happening

KEK be PRAISED

kek please make hillary shart in debate

SHADILAY SHADILAY

KEK PLEASE MAKE HILLARY CRY

Make it happen

What a waste

Digits and Hillary has a stroke during the debate

SHART

She will need to take a seat.

this should work:
streamfare.com/foxnews.html

Kek, take my energy!!!

oh no

Hillary is probably still in a sleep induced by her doctors. She might get up at 4 PM

Oh hi Kek!

Yeah I have one, but it get hard to listen to on some point on my way home. I would listen to the other debates on the channel and whenever trump would speak I wouldnt be able to understand him. I would use the AM channels to do that. Ive never checked to see if there were any FM channels with it.

This is how Hillary will meet her demise. Getting BTFO by a celebrity steak salesman.

TRUMP MUST GO FULL 1488 IN THE BEGINNING AND 2316 AT THE END

PRAISE KEK

Kek be praised.

SHADILAY!

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

HOMMMMMMMMMM

REE
REE
REE
REE...

HARMONIC QUEK RESONANCE INITIATED, TUNE YOUR SOUL'S FRQUENCY WITH MINE BROTHERS

>ID: hEONOS
>Heonos: ancient Nordic god of limp dickedness

17 minutes in, Hillary has medical emergency.

Kek be with us all

Hillary Clinton will lose the election tonight.
Kek vult!
Praise him!

I summon Kek the Merciless to unleash his full wraith on Crooked Hillary tonight

Where can I watch the debate live? I would love to channel my energy towards the great overlord.

CONVECT THE RECTUM

Thanks.
To all fellow foreing prophets of kek, use this gentleman's link.

Kek will allow Trump to BTFO of Hillary tonight.

Ill be staying up to 2 bongs for the bamtz with my burger brothers...

but tell me- is there a stream with some chat, where we can all sit down and watch as a family?

I have to get up early for work, but I'm still going to stay up late to post about meme-magic because Trump being successful in his first debate is super-important to me.
Group meditation has been correlated to a reduction in terrorism and crime:

thewayofmeditation.com.au/blog/scientific-evidence-mass-meditation-can-reduce-war-and-terrorism/

What we're doing (i.e. meme magic) works on the same principle (which is collectively focusing on something and thus energising that 'something' with our collective focus), except our focus is not to reduce terrorism and crime per se but to meme Trump's presidency into 'reality' (among other things). What people call 'reality' is MALLEABLE. WE have the power. WE are the ones we've been waiting for. It's ALWAYS been us. All we're doing right now is REMEMBERING who we REALLY ARE. Now let's have some fun with our collective power! :D

KEK, help us out buddy.
Also what time est is the debate?

What time is it in GMT?

Kek has given us our mission!

ok i got the link, see you later for the event of the century boys!

>streamfare.com/foxnews.html

2 bongs in the morning mate

REKTUM SHARTUM

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

PRAISE

Designated shitting podium

Praise Kek

Checked

HILLARY HAS GOT TO QUIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER THIGH

...

FOR I DID SEE A BLINDED HILLARY
A STROBE A GLOBE THE LIGHT DID SHINE
IT TICKLES HER BRAIN IT SEIZES HER SPINE
SHE TAKES A SEAT FOR SOME SMALL LIESURE

STROKING OUT WITH A GRAND MAL SEIZURE

What channel, if any?

I see that the benevolent Kek has rewarded my determination with trips of truth. Thank you, based Kek!

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

chaneling kek in this thread

if you are here and listening to us on stage

give us a sign oh great kek

may the witch pay

Channel 58

Kek wills that the sickness will show during debate

...

today threads

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Here you go Alec

We need to agree on one thing to pray to Kek for. I think we can all agree that she needs to shit herself.

Hillary will faint

Trump will die tonight

Let it end today?
Let the masks drop.