Trump General - Japan Fever Edition

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

Kek will deliver
Kek always delivers

Awoo!

DEBATE COUTDOWN CLOCK

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Can someone Photoshop a MAGA hat on my puppy?

> Most watched events of 2016
> Super bowl, Debates, Trump nomination

Trumps nomination got more viewers than Obama's inauguration. At this rate January 20th is going to be bigger than the superbowl.

Reminder that everyone will get a loving Awoo.

We're getting close!
youtube.com/watch?v=l2n_-jwPUHQ

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

>2 blondes enter one jew win

Awoo! Japan Fever

Kek says he fucking hates awoo posters and hopes they get dick cancer.

IF YOU ARE NOT AWARE SCOTT ADAMS HAS STATED THAT HILLARY "LOOKED LIKE AN ANGRY DRUNK" DURING HER 'WHY AM I NOT WINNING BY 50 POINTS' VIDEO

HILLARY CLINTON = ANGRY DRUNK

MEME THIS SHIT NOW YOU SORRY NAZIFROGS

FIRST REQUEST

Edit Hillary onto this Drunk Wojak.

Pence is a CUTE

MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=YeLqjJWG1tY

Is Trump popular in Japan?

youtube.com/watch?v=FVdfDoXHdZc

IS THAT FUCKING REAL?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAHUNALD

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Post some delicious leftard panicking, reddit/tumblr/twitter.

Nice digits..however..

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SECOND REQUEST

Edit Drunk Hillary onto this sad pepe.

PENCE ON MIC

I really hate Donald Drumpf. I can't wait for him to be STUMPED tonight.

fuck you

awooooo

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474656983032.webm

>Alan Colmes on Fox right now

I can't stand this prick.

>49
fuck off

>Pence asked Cruz what would it take to get him on board
>It was the SCOTUS nominee list
>Ted "rented" (sold) his email list
>Beck wasn't happy and cuts him off at the end

youtube.com/watch?v=zg-f4XYZ_fM

>yfw before the election hillshills makes their own longroom

TWO ENTER
ONE LEAVES

DEBATEBOWL GET HYPED

youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

>tfw i will never make a baby with Ivanka on the beach
Why live..........

I'm here just to save all the lolis and trump memes

Awoo!

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Fake Katy Tur tweet guy

Maybe I'm retarded but what did she mean by this?

Was thinking about doing a /comfy/ Trumpgen stream before, during, and after the debate (splicing in Daily Shoah live coverage before and after, etc.). Would anyone tune in or should I not bother?

no way.

Well, maybe bigger than suberbowl 51, if NFL players keep up the kneeling for the pledge assbanditry

Love you

TRUMP SUUUUUURGE

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> Le "Ted Sold his donor list to Trump" slur

That's literally a rule of both parties, if you lose the primary you hand over your data to the party to help win the general election. You don't get party funding or access to their polling / data sets unless you agree to give them yours.

I'm not doing witchcraft sorry

"You're not giving me the answers I want to hear so you're wrong"

Cognitive dissonance: the tweet

We need to annex a land bridge for Alaska so America can be just north of America.

Awoos report in !

>I will ignore reality because I can't handle it

I don't know but she looks like a leftist scag so it can't be good

SWOOSH

Lads I just realized, Trump's complaints about the moderates is fucking chess too

He's going to use the moderator's fact checking to bolster the facts about Hillary's coverup shit with the emails

testing

I had to change it. He's a terrible shiller

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>Trump takes at least 43.2 percent of the ballots requested for Florida early voting to Hillary's 37.3 percent
archive.is/gSuOY

Gay.

NBC is expecting 100 million TELEVISION viewers, more online streams. Remember that the debates are free online, the superbowl isn't.

At this rate we'll have him saying Trump 2020
Assuming he won't kill himself

HARD MODE CHALLENGE FOR OC

>Leftmost panel: Happy Hillary winning the white house.
>Middle panel: Hillary-Wojak wakes up.
>Rightmost panel: Crying Hillary.

AWOO

only if you are cute

when

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I'm gonna dedicate my workout to Trump.
In a few minutes I'm gonna head out and offer my glorious pump for Trump, so he may show strength and power during the debates.

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WEW, PRAISE KEK

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>this was 9 months ago

Use this crying Hillary face.

pls respond if someone is making the OC

Leaf

For it's hi! hi! hee! in the Meme Artillery
Count out your numbers loud and strong
And where'er we go, you will always know
That those pepes are rolling along

Good night. And good luck.

Kek blesses your GAINZ

what's the verdict on rebel grills?

good?

no good?

Tragically tonight will give CNN enough shekels to live on for a year

I would be interested. I don't have a TV to watch the debate with anymore so I need a stream.

very /comfy/ command center sempai

> Clinton's server was completely usecured

Thank you fin-bro

Couldn't it rather be just a CTR still crying? And they could just edit a picture of Hillary in the Whitehouse in the background.

>vim
Mah nigga.

What were you editing?

HOOAH

I heard that they aren't going to be sitting at the debates

Is this true? I thought Hillary got it so that they'd both sit for her convenience and so that Trump wouldn't tower over her.

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IT'S TIME FOR COUGH MEMES

youtube.com/watch?v=j1NhtqEHirs

youtube.com/watch?v=k61I1srYHW0

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvGQW6n1OcY

OH SHIT

THE GUAC MERCHANT IS BACK

>Jeb Bush in 2020, anyone? Sources close to Jeb Bush’s failed run at the 2016 presidency say the “low-energy” candidate has been back in touch with supporters. They believe he’s popping up to “feel them out” for another run and, according to at least one big contributor, they're in!

>“Bush has been quietly making telephone calls to his supporters, bundlers and donors, to talk about the state of the county and the economy, and the energy business, why would he do that?” asks one insider, who concludes “he's running in four years.”

>But according to our insiders — who told us Bush would run more than six months before he announced his candidacy in June 2015 — Jeb is poised to make one more grab for the gold ring.

>“These are not volunteers, these are not robo-calls, this is Jeb personally making these calls,” we're told.

>“This would be his last rodeo,” we're told of the 2020 campaign. “He's not going to run for President at 71 or 75.”

>Our political insider says a “low-energy” candidate may be just what the Republican party needs after the 2016 circus they're suffering through now.

nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/jeb-bush-donors-rematch-2020-article-1.2803848

Slow and steady!

That could work too.

It'd be easier to just write "CTR" across Wojak's face.

Who here is prepared to flood Twitter during the debates tonight? CTR is supposedly going to flood it with pro-Hillary tweets tonight, and rig polls in order to make it seem like she won.

I know posting in the megathread is fun, but Twitter is much more important at the moment.

This is our biggest challenge yet.

The final boss battle.

Get ready, Cred Forums.

The entire establishment is against you this time.

Anyone have the HRC cap transparents?

Obama led in like all 50 states with early voting

She asked for a chair and a stool, they denied both. I assume she'll have leg braces and lean into the podium most of the night, Trump will move around like he always does.

This.
Let's prep the bullfrog for Hillary.

Doesn't the writing mean "cunt" in japanese ?

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What will you guy's do if the (((MSM))) say Shillary wins the debate?

JEB SURGE

SLOW AND STEADY

Nope, they're standing for the full 90 minutes. No breaks. Hillary's podium is going to be a bit different so she doesn't look like a total dwarf, but she didn't get a stepstool like she asked for.

Also the microphones will not be cut, so we'll hear every cough.

is he dumb? the low energy mark will stick to him, forever

We own twitter at this point. Have you seen what happens to pro-hillary hashtags? You think CTR is already trying to spam those?

>The final boss battle.
This is the first of several. There is no final battle until Nov. 8.

CAN YOU FEEL IT!?

laught at their 6% of viewer trust going even lower

ignore it.

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Not in a million fucking year, despite his memeability.

Amazing

>tfw no qt white nationalist gf

It doesn't matter what they say, over 100 million people are going to watch Shillary lose.

Shitpost all over the intertubed

if trump thinks he lost, he may pull out of all debates

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This is all I have. Hopefully it helps user.

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SAY IT WITH ME

YEB! 2020

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STOP YOUR SHITPOSTING AND BRACE FOR IMPACT

>Debate just hours away
>During the debate Hillary is going to try to hit Trump hard
>As she gets to the meat of her insults/attacks her army of twitter bots along with the shills are going to launch different hashtags to get the message stick

We need to figure out ways to hijack and counter these hashtags to our benefit.

eg:
>#Trumpstaxes
>#CorruptTrump
etc.

How? Think this through and be prepared. I
have to go to sleep so I can wake up on time.

PODIUMLET

Someone tweet just this as a reply to her.

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>>“These are not volunteers, these are not robo-calls, this is Jeb personally making these calls,” we're told.
>>Our political insider says a “low-energy” candidate may be just what the Republican party needs after the 2016 circus they're suffering through now.

>he thinks he stands a chance against Trump 2020
Why is he so delusional? Did he dad tell him he wouldn't love him until he became President?

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Organize a dedicated Trump thread and keep flooding Trump General with rallying cries.

Get everyone involved and ignore the shills.

Why did you switch your prox, Pirkmanaa?

voxday.blogspot.com/2016/09/trump-wins-florida-early-votes.html

>plotting a primary challenge against the sitting Republican president in 2020.

fucking traitor dogs. I hope they do it just so we can kick them again.

JOKES ASIDE

IF TRUMP COUGHS EVEN ONCE DURING THE DEBATE IT'S OVER FOR HIM

let's be friends

I know that feel.

Is it really much of a question as to if they will say that or not? They most certainly will unless she literally stumbles and falls, falls into a seizure or goes into a crazy coughing fit and can hardly speak like in that rally in Virginia or Colorado.

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This is true. Coughing is gonna be a big no-no for both of them.

Isn't this a bad thing for Trump?
Or its what HIllary is doing?
I don't get it.

Why can't this faggot meme correctly?

I thought they didn't do primaries for the incumbent party.

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GO VOTE IN EVERY POLL WE CAN FIND

MAGA

NO BREAKS

NO MERCY

youtube.com/watch?v=GrpEvmtvThQ

whoa mama

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Tonight's the night boys

Do you really think the left would do that user?
Try to make a big deal out of Trumps health after saying Hillarys was a non-issue?

I'm not voting for Trump , sorry.

Zero ass. Sad!

they won't be able to, because of online polling about the debate

Not at all. He's probably going to do it a few times to meme hillary into a coughing fit

wew

Dr. ____, I'm Trump Organization

Are you ready Drumpftard? Not only Drumpf is going to be BTFO at the debate

We'll unleash an army of faithful supporters of the likes never has been seen on the internet

All your polls are belong to us now

Me neither. Drumpf is finished!

Can somebody hook me up with that collection of Nate Silver headlines throughout the primary season saying Trump won't win and the polls are meaningless?

>deathshead (and an inaccurate one at that) on a Wermacht cap
WHY WHY WHY THE REST OF THE PHOTO IS SO PERFECT

>ITT

Well now it doesn't matter, she lost.

You did say MAGA head, right?

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You didn't think these roaches wouldn't come back did you?
The Bush & Clinton dynasty strangling this nation to death won't go into the night quitely.

These people are oil barons and war mongers.

Anyone else been close to tears a few times today?
This is one of the most important nights before the election, and I've been thinking of the movement, how it started, what it stands for, and how far we've come/
This is a beautiful movement, and I love all of you.

pay up nigel

>President Trump gives America the best four years in our history
>Jeb has already taken all the donor's money for his 2020 run
>he's forced to run against President Trump, knowing he will be destroyed
>can't back out because his billionaire donors will kill him if he does

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>ATLANTIC WALL confirmed

cough up britlads.

>Dr. Carson

>We'll unleash an army of faithful supporters of the likes never has been seen on the internet
lol
Why wait so long to "unleash" them? We've been out here

Can someone replace Sonichu's face with Hillary's?

Awoo!

GET READY NIGE, WE'RE GONNA BUILD THE FIRST SEA WALL

PROTIP: BET MONEY ON TRUMP

youtube.com/watch?v=L16R22GPPic

Post your liberal reactions when trump dominates polls after debate

Hnng
I know that my ancestors who gave me this blonde hair are pissed I haven't pased it on

Except that it's not fake.

He's trying to quickly jump to the winning side so it looks like he was right all along.

His bantz getting better now that he's on Trump's side is to be expected.

I'm unironically listening to that shadilay vaporwave remix and liking it.

Has the election done crazy stuff to other people here?

7 hours until Trump drops out in shame

Trips awooo

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If Trump wins I'll probably cry harder than if he loses.

If he loses I'll just be hollowed out and numb. If he wins I'm going to be thinking back on the journey and weeping tears of joy as I listen to the victory music.

>dub

I would happily help pay for it

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BRITS CONFIRMED PAYING AS THANK YOU FOR BREXIT

Reminder that white, "male" Hillary voters need to

>Gain height
>Lose weight
>Take a shower
>Equip fresh underwear
>Seek sunlight
>Get a clue
>Grow a pair
>Produce testosterone
>Enhance self-esteem
>Acquire female companion
>Have sexual intercourse
>Pursue employment
>Leave the basement
>Put on deodorant
>Clean your clothes
>Stop masturbating 10 times a day
>Hit the weights

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Let the best meme win, it's 2016.

So Jeb's going to primary a sitting president?

something a little local

God I love her. Classy, intelligent, and composed. A direct contrast to those classless ogres who support Hillary.

Why the fuck is she incapable of a human smile? Not even kidding, her "smile" is a fucking abomination. She looks like a fucking snake about to consume a rodent when she "smiles", there's nothing natural or human about it.

Trump's smile is fucking golden, it's a pleasing arch of the lips that makes everyone pleased and relaxed. Hillary's "smile" literally makes me want to slap her shit and tell her to fuck off. That's not supposed to be the human reaction to seeing a fellow human smile.

tl;dr, Hillary is a fucking reptile

Every time hillary talks, people are going to be waiting for her to cough. Even her supporters will focus on hoping she doesn't cough.

Trump wins by default, people won't even be listening to what she's saying.

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Heheh

I'm watching two hours of news a day after never watching it in my life before. I hope I'll be able to cut it out after the election.

Hannity probably won't be too hard, since he gets on my nerves half the time anyways, but I'll probably watch Lou Dobbs until that great man retires.

I will fulfill Momiji's vision for the future.

Just got done some crunches and jogging
What did you loser trump degens do today? Nothing, that's what. Pathetic

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agreed

ITS YOUTUBE AND I LIKE THE PUNS IN ENGRISH.

PLUS FUCK YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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more from this?

>no Tito Ortiz on the Trump side

Shadilay

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>Trump stomps the Guac Merchant's shit in one more time for kicks.

Not gonna lie it'd be hilarious

>as a thank you for brexit
What did Americans have to with Brexit?

Your leader told us if we left, we'd be at the back of the trade que. Yeah, thanks for all your help.

>Dwayne Johnson
>mfw a celebrity i like turns out to be republican

Also
>no Ronda getting sheemed on Hillary's side.

Your workout is pathetic, friend.

>rare nige

saved

>no jack swagger on the left

I have to get up early for work, but I'm still going to stay up late to post about meme-magic because Trump being successful in his first debate is super-important to me.
Group meditation has been correlated to a reduction in terrorism and crime:

thewayofmeditation.com.au/blog/scientific-evidence-mass-meditation-can-reduce-war-and-terrorism/

What we're doing (i.e. meme magic) works on the same principle (which is collectively focusing on something and thus energising that 'something' with our collective focus), except our focus is not to reduce terrorism and crime per se but to meme Trump's presidency into 'reality' (among other things). What people call 'reality' is MALLEABLE. WE have the power. WE are the ones we've been waiting for. It's ALWAYS been us. All we're doing right now is REMEMBERING who we REALLY ARE. Now let's have some fun with our collective power! :D

That is most pathetic attempt at breaking from the most pathetic country I have ever heard. The only way you could win anything is by killing yourself

>tries summoning Kek for Hillary
>gets BTFO
>acts salty as fuck
Never change, my white friend.

Ab day today, faggot

was panicking after the convention. Ii didn't think we were done, but Trump was so low in the polls I didn't think he'd have this much support until after the debates, frankly. Wasn't good for my heart.

Anyone got something like this?

Trump helped you a bit, no?

yes, but every other picture has a google in it

How about I win these dubs

> Kim Kardashian to left
> Lena Dunham to right

I also don't agree with painting Brexit as America's contribution. The Britbongs lifted themselves out of the EUs pile of shit because of Nigel. He is a hero and an inspiration to us all.

Let's not take accomplishment for Brexit. We have Trump. Each nation deserves its own hero.

god I fucking hate Milo.

>faithful supporters
>Hillary supporters
>Loyal

His show is genuinely awesome.

If anything obama was the one who helped

Sad!

w-who did this? fucking beautiful. Can we do it again?

Good for you, leaf.

>Ab day

El
Oh
El

>cave writings
>amina mussa
>rhia adwa
>random nig nog
>all women

Does anyone have the links for tonights debate on CNN or wherver it is?

>all mudslimes

>Your leader told us if we left, we'd be at the back of the trade que.

Ah but you see Archibald, it was because of our nigger king that pushed many brits to vote for brexit. His mettling in your political affairs pushed leave over the line.

Oh, of course it wasn't our doing. I'm just trying to think of a reason they'd pay.

Bretty great

This is a half-Cuban half-Southern girl

>tfw most Europeans are going to bed right now just so they can get up and watch the debate

If shillary collapses, what should trump do

We all know this will happen

>the likes never has been seen on the internet

Sorry, but no. I was there when Cred Forums chomped out about abused cats. I was there when endless eight ended, i was there when twilight dyed her mane, I was there when planefag forced Minna, I was there when age of sigmar launched, I was there when pol went unmoderated, I was there when scotland was here forever, I was there when isana's shirt was tugged down.

I have SEEN true shitposting. No amount of latte sipping cucks working for 5 cents a post could possibly measure up.

Where are the modded bingo boards?!?!?!?!

rush over to "help" her

Repeating digits and hillary dies live on the stage

do you know her name?

If the application is case-sensitive, none of them got it right

You're telling me.

>woke monologues
>comfy interviews with intelligent guests
>now watch this awesome video of a guy skydiving/cliff jumping/nearly getting taken out by a car

Go to assist her immediately. The optics would be great for him.

Don't use it too soon user, wait until right at the election.

KEK Confirms this post! PRAISE Him!

May the left always prove so lazy and LOW ENERGY.

>Thicci Micky
>Trump

BASED. Also didnt think CM Phil could be any more JUST

also a good one for her shills

Run over, hold her so she doesn't hit the floor, and loudly call for a medic. Let that be the image people see.

The next day, wish her nothing but good health and a speedy recovery, and say he's hoping he can see her at the next debate.

You think it's fair to say either of them are responsible for it though? Fuck no.

The only way I'd agree America would have been responsible for Brexit would be if Nigel was American.

Easy.
>#Trumpstaxes
Talk about his proposed tax plans
>#CorruptTrump
Talk about the corrupt media/establishment and how they are afraid of President Trump.

If anything his endorsement gave more legitimacy for the remain camp

Seriously it's hard to put into words how cucked most of Europe is about Trump

WHEN WILL DONALD TRUMP CHECK THESE QUADS???

thanks, I just sent an email to Hillary's team

we'll be ready for this fakery

Trips says she doesn't show up

ROLLIN

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Hillary as a president is more understandable than having this low-energy white male, in fucking 2020.

>looks like a fucking snake about to consume a rodent when she "smiles"

she's in for a surprise this year.

Wrong This is gonna be a JEB SURGE!

Haha implying.

Why question what we already know to be true?

Off by one

Perfect response. Well done, Nigel.

>He is a hero and an inspiration to us all.

A real human being

does Kek carefully assign all tripps and quadds, or are some of them just random?

I'm sure her team will take it quite seriously. :^)

:D

I completely agree with you. The Brits uncucked themselves with the help of Nigel and hopefully you Americans will uncuck yourselves with the help of Trump. Both Nigel and Trump are heroes and I'm glad they're life-long friends with each other. Godspeed, Ameribro.

Checked and Checked
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

I'VE BEEN BLESSED

PRAISE KEK

Doing my part and wearing my trump hat to class all day.
In Chicago.

YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DEBATE VIDEO

>an email to Hillary
>Hillary
>email

PING

You shall one day

Good post. I can tell you know your shit.

I'll be drawing a big fat sigil and will charge it with a good fap.

Remove about or add me after about and we are in business

monkey

Stay strapped.

Kek slows down Cred Forums and elects a kektorial college to carefully select and assign gets.

T MINUS 7 HOURS

wsj.com/articles/donald-trumps-special-1474910731

HILLARY CANT DEBATE
SHE NEEDS A CRUTCH TO EVEN COMPETE
WHAT A TERRIBLE CANDIDATE

I believe that I will.