My country has the highest suicide rate in the world and I have to become an hero before the 31st

My country has the highest suicide rate in the world and I have to become an hero before the 31st.

Any tips on how to make it extra rare?

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worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-most-suicides-in-the-world.html
inewsguyana.com/berbice-taxi-driver-kills-self-over-unfaithful-girlfriend/
guyanachronicle.com/linden-mother-found-hanging/
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This is one of the few countries I have to google, so I have any idea on which continent we are

How do you out suicide Finland?

suicide parties.

Get a bunch of balloons and a gun, tie the balloons to the gun and shoot your self. The gun will fly away and you will look like you got murdered until they find the gun and put 2 and 2 together.

I'm hoping to 1up this

thx for flag
r8 no h8

It's Greenland you lying fuck not your shithole

yw. happy to help :)

worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-most-suicides-in-the-world.html

That's genius. How do people think of this

This shit is amazing.

experience :^)

im going to do this btw

Guyana is all south American pajeets. I have no idea why or how, but I blame Mediocre Britain.

OP are you a Google or a Pajeet?

Do a flip faggot

Is that a river of shit?

Tie a hanging wire noose around your neck, superglue your hands to the sides of your head, jump off high place. It looks like you ripped your own head off

to make the most out of that you ought to leave a letter with a lawyer blaming someone for killing you.

>tfw mobileposting at work and can't collect rare flags

>Doesn't know Guyana is in South America
And Yuropoors call Americans stupid.

They were two more suicides reported today


inewsguyana.com/berbice-taxi-driver-kills-self-over-unfaithful-girlfriend/

guyanachronicle.com/linden-mother-found-hanging/

so far

pre

If I ever commit suicide, this will be how.

>click on flag
>see its gy.gif
>google gy country code
>?????
>profit

so far

they were done in a boring fashion. but the cheating gf story is kinda funny

Why is it so high

there is a French Foreign Legion training camp in your country.

Go on a mass killing spree and don't stop until you're put down.

3rd world life sucks

don't want risk getting caught alive and getting raped in prison

plus no gun

You must sacrifice yourself to Kek. This must be done with 3 rounds to the back of your skull with moist nugget, then with your last breath you must crawl inside a duffle bag and zip and lock it from the inside.
Kek wills it

What sucks most for you that you want to end it?

That's not an answer.
Our suicide rates are higher in the best states while being the lowest in the worst states.

You can't just say that to a Brazilian, we're third world too silly

I'd say we're second world being a well traveled man.

As long as the northeast exists we're third world

Funny thing is that all good people left those states now they are killing themselves 24/7.

>line floor with white paper
>tie a paintbrush to each hand/foot
>dip paintbrushes in 4 different colours
>Hang self from ceiling fanblade
>get friends to turn fan on high
>die as a young upcoming famous artist
>?????
>profit (not for you)

>30% black
>40% east Indian
Holy shit. South America is so diverse!

not really

true

Holy shit

Gujaratis

They're the Jews of the Indian subcontinent and merchant in places that actually manage to be more shitty than where they are from

nope, mate. This crown goes to us.

Genius.

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Better get started on building a cult now if you want to an hero by the 31st. You haven't given yourself much time.

Seriously, though, what is troubling you and why do you want to do yourself in?

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Dull future. Spent years in Uni, Graduated and still can't find a decent job. Wasted time

I really, really, like this image. Can you post the template?

you native french?

how come there are so few posters from your place?

>I have to become an hero before the 31st
31st of what m8? Sorry to break it to you but your going to have to stick around till at least the end of October. Try and make your an hero Halloween themed and as spooktacular as possible.

unknown field looks unaesthetic af

Walk to Texas. Cross border. Win.

Breakfast an hero machine

>experiece :^)
What did he mean by this?

>flatheads
>good

kek

Some guy in America did this to give his wife life insurrance, but they found the gun some weeks later I think in a bush and figured it out.

She was tried for insurrance fraud and got 20 years in prison.

>Spent years in Uni, Graduated and still can't find a decent job. Wasted time
Emigrate.It's trendy.

Dude, there is plenty of shit to do in life before killing yourself.
Living without hope is living like a free man.

Go and fuck a maximum amount bitches!
Take some drugs! I advise LSD.
Go and live in the jungle for a while.

I don't know, but give it a try! You have nothing to lose dude! Do leave like this.

Holy shit me too, I always assume it's in Africa

Die doing something worth being WITNESSED

Futures always bright mate. Even when it looks shite, im sure theres something that can make u smile. Commiting suicide is admitting defeat, do u wanna be a faggot loser of the game of life? Dont squander the greatest gift self aware human life.

>Get a bunch of balloons and a gun, tie the balloons to the gun and shoot your self. The gun will fly away and you will look like you got murdered until they find the gun and put 2 and 2 together.

>Some guy in America did this to give his wife life insurrance, but they found the gun some weeks later I think in a bush and figured it out.
>
>She was tried for insurrance fraud and got 20 years in prison.

Pottery.

Stop Killing our Gold Diggers please...
(I dont know it's Guyana or Suriname)

If you're gonna an hero at least do it in one if these costumes. You'd be historic.

Why not try passing off as a refugee in Europe? I personally know a Brazilian couple that got accepted in Germany... by posing as Syrians.

First time i hear of this country.

Brilliant

I'd tell you to come to Brazil but i just remembered we don't have jobs either

Don't kill yourself senpai