I need to know guys. Are any of you seriously, un-ironically worshiping and praying to Kek...

Please check these trips.

Yes. Unironically.

I just added him to the list of gods I already pray to nightly.

There is only paganism.

Jews, Christfags and Muslims have been duped and worship the same false god.

while i do not agree with what you said, i will defend to the death your right to say it

also half the digits of the beast, really makes you think

Nice trips.

One true God? So what, al the other deities that had been prayed to before your new God came to be simply just disappeared? They had every bit as much legitimacy as yours, and now it all goes away due to your "one true God"? Sir, they never went away they just were forgotten and now one is being awakened again with fresh praise and collective will.

Kek is returning, and magic is back on the menu, boys.

SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS

>implying you heretics aren't being purged in the name of Kek, pbuh

I have a homemade clay-made idol of Kek (Idolatry is not forbidden, is it? You people are constantly creating new images of Him, after all, so what I'm doing shouldn't be weird - I'm only bringing Him in the third dimension).

I pray to him each night, and I light some candles in front of him as I turn each light in my home off.

Op will suffer a terrible tragedy.

Kekus vult!
Energy follows attention.

Kek may be a God of Darkness and Chaos, but He is the only one that could solve our problems right now. The New God has abandoned us entirely.

Praise Kek!

>Are any of you seriously, un-ironically worshiping and praying to Kek?
Worshipping, yes. I'm inexperienced in praying though so I don't do that much.

Praise Kek.

The one true God is Kek. Why would he bring His wrath?

Christfags are coming, the digits will be exploited to their favor. Prevent the onslaught, praise Kek!

I have unironically recited the following prayer. Praise Kek.

Our Kek who art in memetics
Hallowed be thy memes
Thy Trumpdom come
Thy will be done
In real life as it is on Cred Forums
Give us this day our daily dubs
And forgive us of our baiting
As we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into cuckoldry
But deliver us from shills

YOU ARE FUCKING TRASH

WAKE UP AND ACCEPT THE TRUTH

CHRISTIANITY WAS CREATED BY THE JEWS TO HIDE THE TETRAGRAMMATON

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE THE TETRAGRAMMATON

THE TETRAGRAMMATON IS THE ONE TRUE GOD

Witnessed!

Can Kek defeat Moloch? Or whatever that owl thing at Bohemian Grove is.

Praise Kek! He is here.

Yahowah is one true God all other gods are just fallen angels pretending and they fucking hate you because they were told to serve you and they thought you were GOYIM SHITS so they rebelled like faggots and got BTFO. Now they masquerade as gods by showing retards forbidden knowledge and occultist cunts run around like "SURELY NOTHING COULD GO WRONG I'VE NEVER HEARD OF TROJAN HORSES"

Have fun while it lasts with your maymay frog.

COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT

Praised kek satirically once, got quads.

Don't know what to believe anymore m8.

Calm down Mel....

Thank you for this point.

would not the oldest god be most legitimate, instead of the god who had the best ground crew?

>hurr old gods r lame unlike my skyboss

disagree with the old gods? no god is your answer then not a re-branding of ancient ideas

back at you friend

Shadilay, brothers!

What are the ten command-keks? What is the code if Kek that we must follow?

These trips show that kekists, if they actually exist, show the how they're clearly just using confirmation bias.

He's talking about Kek.

>not worshipping at your frog shrine by rolling dice, offering tendies, and listening to chill 80s music

Enjoy your like on a stick, cucks.

Dafuq.

Is KeK real?

WITNESSED

PRAISE KEK

Is KeK irrational?

R u retarded?

Is KeK an integer?

>Cred Forums is a Christian board.
*kisses feet*

Calm down burger

Praise Him.

No hes a double

Some of them are actually retarded or deluded enough to believe it.

Christ, it's easy as fuck to get digits. Even without a script I have like a 30% success rate getting trips.

Kek is the god of chaos, such as the chaotic nature of this board.
Kek is the bringer of light after times of darkness.
Meme Magic is real. Kek has rise and theres nothing you can do about it.

Glory to the Bull-Headed One - The Brazen Bull - Our Horrid King Besmear'd in Blood, Moloch.

He will sweep the Frog God away and offer up your bodies as fitting sacrifice to his Gory Majesty. The Master will have you - you will drown in your own blood as a cringing slave or offer yourselves up to MOLOCH.

Make your choice now, and be swift.

You mean Fibonacci?

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Praise Kek

It started out ironically.

It's no ironic anymore, I've witnessed him and these digits are proof.

I got quads saying hillary would have a seizure. Then 9/11 hapoened.

Ummm no it was created by the Roman Edomites not my people the Israelites. We were happily spreading the gospel while the world was killing us for it. Don't confuse us for these Khazarian bastards pushing racial diversity and porn and this degenerate behavior. The Tetragrammaton is the name its been hidden by the Edomites so we can't call upon his name but God said he's going to write it in the heads of his chosen people anyway so those damn devils did that for no reason.

2016 in a phrase right here boys.

We have a thing called freedom of religion in this country.

>questioning kek

Dude this is dangerous territory. Stop now. Everyone who has gone against his will has met a pretty shitty end.

Ask Johnny Depp....or Patton Oswalt

I praise kek often, yet to be ordained.
Perhaps I am unknown in the eyes of Kek

>datamining
PRAISE KEK
DEUS KEK
KEK UBER ALLES
KEK MACHT FREI

This

I'm dead serious praise kek

Fuck you false messiah daggot

Kek is the real deal.

Let me break it down for you

Growing up I had two dada, one mom and three moms.

Each mom and dad had two sisters and one brother in law

Each lived separate in their own home on the south side of Philly.

We ate cheese yeah sure why not?

Doesn't mean I can't dream right.

Any ways a long time ago Tony my friend from Albany NY said yo piggy where you get so cold from and I axes him where he got so gays are you doing today and tomorrow night and sweet dreams of being able to get a chance for me

Next thing I know I'm praying kek and he loves me every inch of cock

at this point, i dont even know anymore

how high r u exactlky?

Kek is no laughing matter, praise be to him.

inb4 pls explain

There is only one true God. Praise kek!!! Hollowed be his name.

I can confirm kek is the real deal I never turned my back

Kek

Pepe is only a memes to an end to secure the presidency for the emperor.

You think this a fucking joke?? Dont fuck with kek

Kek blesses your prayer

>Please stop before you bring the wrath of the one true God.

Checked! Kek is a vengeful god. He will rain his wrath down upon unbelievers.

PURGE THE HERETIC
PRAISE KEK

shit man makes you think

>he doesn't read the book of kek

It's 2016

Memes are an evolutionary gimmick dating back to pre-sentient days to facilitate communication within the pack. They are a mental appendix.

In the past, memes weren't a problem because they disseminated so slow but even in rome you start seeing mass-memes. For the most part though they could take centuries to spread.

With the advent of mass media memes are gaining pace and the internet allowed them to explode unchecked.

They are a sort of collective unconscious by now, triggering atavistic behaviour in humans. Its the best propaganda medium you could think of - dress something as a meme and people believe it without questioning and nowhere is it more evident than on Cred Forums

Once jews master meme magic memes will be the ultimate chains to bind us all to their will.

TL;DR MEMES ARE YOUR ENEMY

Kek is a false prophet.

He is a character from a furry comic, you've all been duped into worshipping a furfag.

Praise be to Kek

Unironically

No, my time is not now, the world will know when We enter the scene. Your time is now. Kek is chaos, chaos is order. Order creates disorder. Chaos is entering to correct the wrong doings of the NWO, the Illuminati. For thousands of years all outcomes have been planned and ordered by the Babylonian Jews of old. The same who were expelled from Aegypt during the Hyskos rein. These "refugees" have swindled the world, lied, cheated and stolen our birthright. All humans are divine and lost. Chaos will correct the flow of energy as Trump wins. Shudder not, for you shall see civil war, the world at War and the Anglo races righting the wrongs against nature, humanity and our hybrid "races". They have dubbed our Gods, gods and spirits evil as to keep us away from our true nature and power. It will take effort and focus on your part. But fear not, the path of truth is always known when those who seek it and stumble upon its light. We shall win. The light has slept within us far too long. Unite!

Every respond to him was a dooble

DONT FUXK WITH KEK MOTHERFUCKERS

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Fuck off dildo

I´m seriously worshipping KEK since Shadilay and the Prophecy of Tay.

Two off an hero my ten dads and four moms say hi now in Brooklyn NY number number number and the other day whwrre I was born I gave up three count em three nites of cheesecake factory dont forget it

Praise kek will not have to go back and watch it again soon after the first place to live

he memed hillary into a medical episode

I ate Hillary Clinton's Chicago style hotdog once she never forgave me

Bless you Kek!

Yet another idiot who cannot tell the difference between one true God and his church, mere humans (see Isaiah 2:22)

PRAISE KEK
HAIL TRUMP, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR IN THE END OF TIMES