My mate just sent me this letter he got from his uni housing

my mate just sent me this letter he got from his uni housing

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I hope you wear flip flops in the shower.

Please tell me this is a ruse.

>masturbating in the shower
Do it in car like a normal person Skype.

>Masturbating to Skypes

>Masturbation
Your "mate" is a degenerate.

this letter has been around on varying college letterheads since before the internet.

they used to hang the letter up on the bulletin board in the residence halls.

dont jerk off in the shower, thats gross.

>get my Dorm assignment
>dorm mate is huge faggot
>don't want to jerk off in dorm because I don't want faggot to get off to me jerking it
>have to jerk off in the shower
>we get the letter about jerking off in the shower
>faggot finds out I am one of the ones jerking in the shower.
>tells me I don't need to, he can blow me instead
>for the next three semesters I have a personal blowjob cum dumpster in my room

that's sorta gay

>>for the next three semesters I have a personal blowjob cum dumpster in my room
not in a gay way though i hope haha

nigga thats gay as fuck but also kinda hot desu no homo tho

>yfw you realize they reuse semen water

In university I had a sink in my room which I used to jack off into pretty much every day since there were always people in the house and I didn't want to leave my room. Eventually there was a blockage but I didn't realize why. I tried pouring boiling water down there, bleach, anything I could find. Then before I moved out I loosened the plastic piping and pulled it out and found a giant, foot-long mass of stuff that looked like suicide and smelled like a swimming pool filled with chlorine. I didn't know what to do with it and didn't want my housemates asking questions so I threw it over next door's garden.

>repeatedly jerking in the shower
>not realising that cum turns into super super glue when mixed with water

desu i'm suprised it even went down the plughole

...

Really?

This is some survival shit I'm learning. I could use my semen to make adhesives if I'm trapped in a survival situation

Thats hot af dude a-y-l-m-a-o

fake

yes,however

if you come to much you risk loss of vitamin k

this is the reason why people used to say jacking it would make you go blind

modern people get plenty of this nutrient due to fortified foods but in a survival situation you may have a harder time replacing it

here is a short educational video
youtube.com/watch?v=qospyXChBbg

God fucking dammit that's why my sink is clogged
It all makes sense now

Old picture. Try harder

HNNNNGGGG

How do people still fall for this old prank?

It's not even political, get the fuck out.

Being this fucking new get out newfag

L E A F
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Nothing gay about a brojob

My university sent us something similar. We got a letter that everybody has to use the stairs because someone took a shit in the elevator

Check em and vote Trump please burger and annex us all you need is a refugee he will give up, let him fuck is wife and you get our land no blood spilled!

>be faggot
>want to suck dick of guys in your dorm
>spread fake letters "signed by university officials" about cum clogging the shower
>use these as an excuse to have guys in your dorm acquiesce your request to suck their dicks

rehash of old irl copy pasta. fuck off faggot.

>How to detect an Australlian foreign exchange student on your campus 101

Your mate is a degenerate

n-no homo

This is a joke. This is college administrator humor. Cred Forums doesn't get it? Cred Forums is just as humorless as sjws

thats a pretty roundabout way to suck a dick

This letter is decades old

Wow this shits ancient, nice job picking out newfags op

Dats breddy gaydesu
..
so did you test the boipussy?

Y'all don't jack off on the toilet? Literally the first type of fapping I came up with. No other supplies and easy disposal.

this meme letter is literally older than the internet

>t. fucking leaf

It's not gay unless your balls are touching one another's. Having your gob sucked by a guy is totally neutral.

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