1st presidential debate 2016 - Europoor warm-up edition

She will shart herself live.
If you are into Germanistan porn you may like it.

I'm off.

Yes mate, 90 minutes no breaks.

I tried living like him for 2 weeks. Sleep 5hrs a night. Work hard daily...

I was rekt bigly.

I'll be sure to stay up ALL NIGHT whilst you wagecucks are fast asleep, anxious at the notion of another day of work.

Tick tock!

Well if you need to study anyway you might as well stay up and do it while you wait for the debates. Typical german efficiency lad.

also what time is it on fellow bongNEETs

My shift starts at 5.45AM.
I hope if I sleep now and get up at 3 to watch at least 1 1/2 hours of the debate I'm still capable of working.

MAY KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
PRAISE KEK!

Fuck the debates man. There are 2 others later. Study harder.

No reasonable polack with just a bit of self-respect would miss it though, you shouldn´t feel bad.

Thought about it but have you tried studying hard the following day after no sleep? Basically I can throw tomorrow away if I do it but i just might. I cant risk missing the reptillian assuming its final form.

0200 for you

>I ever sleep before 5am
Hahahahahhahaha whats wrong with you fucks?

What time GMT+1 Is the debate, and where can I watch it?

Thnx. I think i will try to do both. 20 coffee overdose tomorrow.

Just turn on nos or rtl at 3 am kankertijd.

GO FUCK YOURSELF EUROTRASH

Already sorted my schedule m8, nobody's gonna disturb me before noon tomorrow. My body is fucking ready.

Kek

2am m8

dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2016/09/clinton-v-trump-nos-rtlz-to-broadcast-first-us-presidential-debate/

Nice digits czeched

When is it on?

>I have no obligations whatsoever

This is the average Trump supporter, literally human garbage.

All of you should go fuck yourselves and stop masturbating to American politics. Donald Trump is scum.

Fuck you all. Fuck you in your assholes, fuck you in asshole til turn purple like donkey asshole.

No seriously.....you're literal cancer. Fuck Europe. And fuck you.

thank you for setting the record right

I try to stay up but I think I will sleep in and wake up too late for the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=6lXvrQzUhj4

you should hang yourself bro

someone pissed in you genepool and it'd be nice if you started cleaning up

Yeah whatever dude from overseas. Who cares what you think

Thank you for correcting the record

1AM GMT so 2 or 3am for you guys I think.

You'll be shitposting from a Mexican IP real soon you bean eating fuck

I love it when people get this triggered over nothing

rasheed

is there a /pollivestream/ somewhere?

Come join us in our comfy room for the debate.

No need to register, no bullshit

Join us !

2:55

You're not alone Yuros, us east coast Americans will have to stay up all night too because of California.

Are candidates going into this blind, like a tv interview? Or will they know they know the questions beforehand, like an FBI interview?

If you can't stay up late to watch, at least take part in pre-debate meme magic with us

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

KEK WILLS IT!

Looking forwards to this lads. If duberrino Hillbot will die.

Honestly looking for people to talk to, can't find any ts servers that aren't filled with massive fucking retards though.

I had to swap shifts tomorrow and now Im going to be dying in the morning ffs. I should sleep, but am getting pizza instead.

Hillary dead/Trump steamroll are the only acceptable choices for tonight. Im sarificing everything for kek

Stay awake of course. You can't miss Shitlerys death in national tv.

Thank you. No fucking way I'm staying up. Unless, are the best debates those in the beginning or those closest to the final match?

Sleep so you're ready to meditate 30 minutes before hand.

First of three, election day is Nov. 8

>my gf going sleep
>are you not going to bed?
>nah i am going stay up
>why?
>going watch American history X 2
>dint know there is second part
>ye they are stream it live
>ok ok, good night
Kek

Shillary will have the questions in advance. The witch must win.

Bumping !

kek

The best one is always the next one lad.

Don't go to the debate tonight. Some of you are alright.

>women

Where can a bong such as myself watch this?

maybe kek will help you

Plenty of links will be provided on here

Channel 4, sky news or bbc iplayer from 1:45 debate starts at 2.

Question to non-burgers:

what does a Trump presidency mean to you?

Friendly reminder that if you fall asleep and skip the debate you're a low energy loser and might as well be Jeb Bush/kill yourself.

A satisfying side dish to brexit

There are only three? Alright, but they are around 3 hours long yeah? If I can't stand Hillary's voice and phlegmy cough I'll go back to sleep. Or better yet nap in front of the TV, that's the best, man.
Aye, you speak to my adventurous heart.

I fixed my sleep schedule over 3 days.
Just woke up.
>IM WOKE AND READY FOR ACTION

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

discord.gg/hpN8G

here is a link to the official Cred Forums discord. We have a debate channel set up with streams for the memeiest happening of the century

I'm watching the BBC pre-debate stream and it's so biased I don't know if I can watch it. It's possibly worse than I expect Alex Jones's livestream to be.

Not with those filthy singles he won't.

I'm sorry Germany we need all the energy we can get

friendly reminder that not all of us are NEETs and have to work in the morning

Liberal tears and hearty keks lad.

I'm staying yo till 3am. I don't even know why I'm si hyped about It. I feel like a little kid again, Trump transmits this kind of gentle warm feeling inside me. It's as if I watch It, I'm going to wake Up Next morning in this nationalist paradise where you can speak Up again, not fearing the judgement of liberal faggots that surroud us everywhere...

Is there a adecentar place that streams this shit btw?

>I feel like now is the time to chose, but im too fucking excited to sleep though, already tried it. I feel like a fucking child again

This exact thing happened to me as well. If I get tired in a few hours from now, I'll take a nap. Otherwise I'll just stay up

HABBENING

Noice

Checked

Checked.

wow

WITNESSED

youtube.com/watch?v=U2PhmPBX12I

think you need some modafinil kraut-m8

KEK CONFIRMS LIBERAL TEARS SHALL BE SHED. PRAISE KEKE

Acceptabru

>what does a Trump presidency mean to you?
not getting bombed by Clinton family again ((((((

Beautiful repeating digits there, bong. I look forward to shitposting by your side, later tonight.

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kek wills it

Wasted but witnessed

Study for your exams, it's more important.

Absolutely checked

KEK
EK
K

It'll probably be live on spanish tv m8, it's on tv all over the world.

yo dawg

Very nice

fuck

Checked

Gonna check in morning who is dead and how.

Kek wills a Trump Presidency!

SOLID FUCKING HEX

KEK IS HERE

Checked

>brown favela monkey

Literally dogshit in human form

i can feel it now

Your post and post# has reached its way into my consciousness

number checks (you)

Spotted the butthurt muslim :^)

GOOD MORNING

#LAD

Wewwww

>have to be up for work at 6.30am
>no point sleeping for just an hour or two after the debate
>guess I'll just struggle through 9 hours of welding with no sleep and hope I don't burn a hole through my hand

Looks like I'm in for an all-nighter, who's with me?

there's going to be so much fucking magic tonight lads

Any predictions yet?

I think that Trump will start off very defensively and outperform hillary in the 3rd debate.

See pic related

blind

Witnessed!

Live on 24h (spanish tv)
Also streams in youtube

I won't go to bed satisfied if Hillary does not have a coughing fit, let alone winning.

Chekked and KEKKED

god here go trump

Good dub, praise kek

#NotAllMonkeys

So many (you)'s, so this what it feels like to be a prophet of kek.

6.30am? ya wee pussy.
some of us have to be up at 4.30am

The debate here starts at 3 AM, so I'm going to (try to) sleep until then, watch the whole (unless it gets boring, which I doubt it will) and then sleep another couple of hours, this should allow me to hold tomorrow.
Good night fellas

based nige

>No work last weeks
>Live by night, sleep by day
>Oh shi- debates are already here
Everything goes better than expected

Good night

I feel ya man.

I ain't slept since last night and I live here in the US.

Me and my belgian friends are ready for the slaughter.

Safe to assume Hillary has been briefed on all of the topics covered tonight. But if it's like the 2012 debates, where they were stupid enough to pull questions from Twitter, we may see some 'off the cuff' responses.

Regardless, they both are well aware of the topics that will be covered; (immigration, tax reform, ISIS, gun control, the other platitudes, etc.) and are coached through mock debates prior.

As blind as you'd be going into a performance evaluation, really

I'm speeding up kiddo, HIGH ENERGY all night long

PRAISE KEK

Drop acid or take shrooms to see literal reptilian debate Trump. Will also focus lots of meme magic.
>t. NuMKUltra

I'm too scared to watch them because I know the moderators/hosts/media will just do everything they can to make trump look bad, and the audience will clap every time clinton says something and boo every time trump says something.

and on top of that the BBC will overlay the footage with some real cuck faggotry

Thank you Kek for allowing this degenerate drug use for a greater goal

hillary gonna crash like deutsche bank, kraut

GOOD MORNING

you can always just watch the debate later, fritz

While we are waiting, share your favourite moments from the race so far
youtube.com/watch?v=xcm5uOSbbnU

Shadilay bong

Power through it, it's the only way

Nah senpai, if Trump can survive Megyn Kelly in the primaries, he's got this tonight. There will be an obvious bias at the debate. But since when has Trump had a fair fight?

>I'm too scared to watch them because I know the moderators/hosts/media will just do everything they can to make trump look bad, and the audience will clap every time clinton says something and boo every time trump says something.

They haven't catered to clinton's requests so far, and the audience isn't allowed to clap.
Have faith in our God-Emperor.

kek

In Asian numerology the number 4 is associated with Death

Make no mistake, Kek understands this

>tfw have to sleep through the debate because I have lectures at 9am

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

I hope so, I just hope Trump is very wary, I feel like he's walking into a set up, and looking into the backgrounds of all the moderators just made it seem like they've handpicked a bunch of people who are either a) on hillary's side or b) neutral, with none on trump's side.

HOLY FUCK GUIZ SHE GON DIE

>and the audience isn't allowed to clap.

Hope you euros realize how much this means to us.

I'll get through it with the help of Rockstar energy

Well shit

I've decided to push through. I work for myself so this isn't a problem. I have never felt such excitement in my life.

This is going to be one hell of a night if kek delivers us a happening which I have no doubt He will.

My veins are full of caffeine.

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I have to be up early but I'm tempted to watch the debate anyway. Fug

Sadly working early tomorrow, but popping in now to sprinkle my own meme magic

Noice bong... fuckin nice m8

Anyway I'm always up at 2am

>Not being a 27 year old NEET with nothing else to do other than browse image boards and play shitty MOBA games

Why even live desu?

Been sick all day. Just slept for like 5 hours to recooperate. Going to enjoy the fuck out of this debate. My gf asked why I don't spend the night. I told her I have important business to take care of tonight.

IMPORTANT BUSINESS

PRAISE KEK

Wish I had some friends to watch this with...

I've seen you yankee-doodles in your natural habitat, you walk down the street just applauding at eachother in bursts of clapping on every street corner. I understand this will be difficult for you.

witnessed

Strength through unity my friend.

i will go to sleep and celebrate in the morning, once trump wins

I've been awake for close to 30 hours now, don't even feel tired.

Can't fucking wait I hope it isn't disappointing.

>shitty MOBA games
Fuck that, Rocket League for life.

Thread Theme
youtu.be/9YoM5WFY5qA

WHAT DID KEK MEN BY THIS

>Been sick all day. Just slept for like 5 hours to recooperate. Going to enjoy the fuck out of this debate. My gf asked why I don't spend the night. I told her I have important business to take care of tonight.
>IMPORTANT BUSINESS
>PRAISE KEK
I recently got my girlfriend into Trump, she's actually saying "Build that wall" because I showed her a Trump remix.

youtube.com/watch?v=gUlF1naMr3Y

Meme magic is real

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Praise kek my friends

HE IS GOING TO WIN SO BIGLY!

I own it, I want to get into it, but I'm shit at it and I don't know anyone who plays.

Where's the best place to watch? CNN is too biased for Clinton and Info Wars is too biased for Trump. What's a good 100% neutral site?

nice meme lad, saved

Checked, Praise Kek

I think the same stream will be everywhere, but I'll probably tune into sky news if they have it live, or one of those youtube streams

fox

witnessed

Do you know if NBC international or Bloomberg or France 24 is gonna be broadcasting the debate live in Europe in cable stations?

>100% neutral site

shit like this is inexistent

nice digits

do ur studying kraut, the debates will be streamed and you can watch later.

satanic trips

I AM SURE THE YOUNG TURKS STREAM WILL GIVE AN UNBIASED AND FAIR COVERAGE OF THE DEBATE.

>but I'm shit at it and I don't know anyone who plays
Gotta start somewhere m8. When I started I got a couple of friends to buy it with me but they quit pretty quickly. I've added so many people and played with them some but mostly I've just been NEETing the hell out of it in solo 3s. It just really grabbed me and now I want to improve and eventually reach the top and go "pro".

Guess I have around 700 hours between all of my Steam accounts but I bought it in January, I'm really not applying my unlimited free time like I wish I could. But fuck it's such a great game.

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!!!!!!!

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It will be just as always mate. Gazelles preparing a set up for the lion means more meat for the predator.

KEKUS VULT

Staying up to watch it. I have no alcohol and the only snack I have is cereal. Contemplating driving into town to get supplies.

Her days are numbered

CHECKED

Truly memetacular.

RTL Z

>mfw day off tomorrow

Kek has spoken, I am gonna get some beer, serano ham, bread rolls and pringles. gonna get super cozy up in here.

I have to be up at 6.30 for work, but I'm already on my fourth gin and tonic. Don't know wtf to do tbqh lads.

>mfw took off work early so I could get my workout done early so I can have my entire night reserved for watching the debate while shitposting on a finnish woodcarving forum

KEK IS WITH US
KEKISM IS UNSTOPABLE
TRUMP WILL WIN AND DESTROY SHITLARY
WITH TRUMPS VICTORY ALL OF WEST WILL BE SAVED
KEK VULT!!!

>tfw no alcohol
Actually been dry since July fuck. I vote you call in sick and enjoy the debate.

Here we go. Debate is over. Trump won.

How long will it last? Considering waking up for it.

where can i watch it?

>Eurofag debate thread
>Pro-Trump Euros

I hope you are just trolling about liking Trump. No sane European would support that scumbag.

Multiple streams with a nifty chat if anyone wants taima.tv/r/morningwoood

Kek is starting to be more gracious with his digits, Praise Him

90 minutes, no breaks as far as I´ve been informed

You guys get France 24?

itsalmo.st/#thefirstpresidentialdebate_2plms

Just tell your work that your uncle died of auto-erotic asphyxiation lad, they won't ask too many questions that way.

GET OUT SHILL

Is Hillary still as sick as she was on 9/11? Have my fingers crossed for a coughing fit/seizure/stroke combination

>going to sleep before 5am
Silly wagies.

rasheed

I'm gonna play some doter then maybe take a nap

That's not bad. Are you sure it's not longer?

I think it's 2.

Yes, everybody here is crazy - you're the only sane one here.

That's why we all return so often.

I would, but I'm currently in the midst of 'training' for a new job. I'm fairly certain that I could get away with it, but, even so...

>tfw woke up at 8pm
what has my life become

Five out of seven dubs, kek has truly blessed this thread.

not sure if I can be bothered to stay up for this
might just check Cred Forums in the morning to see what happened
fucking wageslavery

Sometimes you need to shake the world up a bit when the chance is given, this is that chance.

praise kek.

Delete your account.

night shift: the movie

Praise be kek

dunno why people need to see it live. Just watch it while taking a dump

FUCK NEARLY TRIPS

It's going to be comfy watching Trump get rekt. Then I'll go to bed and when I wake up, I'll come here and see all the Trump damage control. It will be glorious.

I know that feeling man, I've got a 300 words essay due next week. Don't think I'll make the debate.

chill out taterboi, there's plenty of dobles in this thread

Ill gett some sleep, going to bed now and will sleep for about 4 hours, wake up and go to bed when its done

>Implying Trump will lose
What the fuck are you even doing here bong? Go back to your shitskin infested shithole

I love that whoever wins the election, I can be guaranteed either board-wide euphoria or americans are officially the new biggest cucks and I can shitpost for days

I'm stuck on an island. I have 2 beers in the fridge ready to go, but I don't think I can stay awake. If I nap, I'll probably decide to fuck it all off until morning, but then have to find a full video online before I see any news story about what happened and that's next to impossible.

I'm surrounded by cats begging for food, they have no idea what's going on in the real world!

in paid TV we do.

Hillary suporters after the debate will say she did waaay better. Same goes for trump supporters. Nothing changes.

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You must redpill your cats!

Post hype songs

youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE&list=PLr7KGhesVbftgzZJBZ0q6JaFhx4e8DQas&index=156

Why did you just call yourself a cuck?

channel 4 are streaming it

We should sleep tbqh. I'm already laying in bed shitposting waiting for sandman but I'm too excite.

Oh gee oh man I love Trump so much

Study and get sleep, Josef

Tomorrow the possible highlights will be seen here on Cred Forums

Can someone give me the bingbongs for amsterdam time? Need to know when to set alarm.

Post yfw KEK sends death

Any yuro streams already?

can we see the full bingo image?

You are a heretic. Meme magic can only be achieved through memeing - and this is from American to American in a Eurofag thread.

Shape the fuck up

starts at 3am amsterdam time

double 12s witnessed

Fucken christ... Landed in south africa... managed to get a smart phone off someone.

I'm here in 2016 to tell you what the future holds. I don't have much time.

Trump wins.
Hillary chokes on stage tonight, dies early 2017.
America is made great again.
Many liberals blame it on meme magic - we take credit and our voices become louder than ever.
The wall is never built.
Current day is a renaissance of conservative thought. Fat people called fat. Black people shut up. White men are on top again.

I need to go. Praise kek my friends.

I'll see you on the other side.

its on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=EuHuzhzb1nc

Thanks

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off by 5 for quads. Sad.

you're my favourite in the EU. well, between you and hungary
had to help a brother in need

GLORIOUS

>quads
>2222
>quads

europeans everybody.

check out the OP here for a cheer up, Mehmet

You're a fucking idiot

Makes more sense in reverse desu

>UK
>European

I'm actually in the same boat as you guys because I had insomnia last night.

I think I'm going to power through.

Pedro's a bit heated

what am I supposed to see what I didn't already have seen, Anders?

I am going to work a bit, maybe until 2 am (not a wagecuck, I work from home). If my energy is still HIGH I will watch the debate, if not I will do two or three prayers to KEK and watch it tomorrow while eating some salty breakfast.

Is this being shown on a Euro channel or will I need to find a stream? How long will it be on for? Someone help me!

300 words is nothing, I hope you meant 3000 word

Can't you enjoy things repeatedly? Won't you look back at screenshots of memetic wizardry when our race is on the rise again?

BBC News is airing it and it will be 90 minutes.

WITNESSED
PRAISED BE KEK
TRUMP WILL WIN

Its a meme you dingus

>Hight

>tfw only one hour of difference with the East Coast

Of course. I'm browsing trumpgen, like it ain't shit. Praise Kek

i'm staying awake, don't have work tomorrow so the debate date
was perfect

Praise be

Thanks Britbro.

>BBC News is airing it
Definitely? I haven't got access to a TV right now and I'd much rather use iPlayer than Channel 4's shitty streams that skip all over the fucking place whenever I use them.

>not wanting to see HIllary collapse on live tv
This is why you guys lost to us.

indeed praise kek

How long is the debate? I gotta wake up 3.5 hours after the start and can't stay up till 3 am ..

u got a curfew colgate?

Might pull a sicky

idk

checked

1.5 hours

>He takes 90 minute dumps

What the fuck do you put in your waffles?

1,5 h

I am a vampire that feeds on butthurt, and i am going to say that liberal butthurt is the spiciest

>family wants me to watch the debate with them
>they all love Hillary
>going to have to sit there and pretend I do too when I could be shitposting with the boyz on /po/
This better be good

wew lads

Looks like half of europe is staying up late tonight, this better be good

No I've got to go to university. Follow a lecture.

dam that's shitty timing

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I've just checked, BBC News and Sky News are showing it.

this to youtube.com/watch?v=EuHuzhzb1nc

KEK DEMANDS SPILLAGE OF LIBERAL TEARS AS SACRIFICE

It's just a lecture f.am, you can manage with a couple of hours sleep once in a while.

Based. At least I know I won't be missing it.

Quite simple. The poltical climate in Europe would tip in favour of the right. The direction the US takes, Europe will follow.

PRAISE BABBY KEK

Bongs, are channel 4 and sky news streaming without breaks?

funny burger guy vs a bitch

I AM GETTING BANNED ON TWITTER JUST FOR FOLLOWING TRUMP, DIDNT EVEN TWEET!!! WTF, 3rd ACC BANNED

g-guys..... what if it all goes wrong

who the fuck actualy uses twiter besides sending dick pics to cunts?

this :)

no! trump will win

first debate out of 3. It doesnt really matter, Trump has the momentum now but he shouldnt overperfom on the first debate and instead try to learn from his opponent and knock hillary in the last debate out.

Praise Kek!

Me too, compatriota.

Nice full house, Satan!

Through the eye of the needle!

Nice dubs, my Swedish friend. Checked!

Shilling?? Trolling the Clinton supporters who are obviously not coming to Cred Forums

NEW BREAD?