Galifianakis has summoned the Trump curse

Fade into obscurity

beard catches fire while lighting a joint causing first degree burns all over face and neck

Eaten by a bear.

Rape

KEKED

Car accident

Traumatic injury to brain leaving him mentally impaired for life.

lose a leg

chokes on a donut

He'll still be unfunny.

Chokes on an Oreo!

Protip, he actually likes Trump

C U C K
U
C
K

He'll die from some fat ass disease.

his heart explodes

Just mad that he's absolutely right? Dumb fucks

He gets 3 STDS from shaking hands with Jim Carry, his show cancelled, and expensive divorce.

That's letting him off easy

He is a peso, people will find out

...

Marijuana overdose.

Autoerotic asphyxiation

Hillary kills him for making her feel uncomfortable.

Rape

shot by a cop

Two ferns fall on his fucking head and his miniscule brain falls out.

Trump has a 156 IQ and turned $1 million into $4-6 billion LMAO

Nigger raped

I meant pedo

>tfw no buzzfeed news gf

This, rerolling

Based Mel fucks his wife.

In a sealed, empty, square chamber, naked, with a constant moving floor made out of sand paper, at a low speed.

Vanishes without trace.

Raped to death by 50 Cent.

Hit in the head by falling object or falls and hits head. Massive hematoma, not life-threatening, but he develops a goose egg the size of a softball on his head. It doesn't go away for the better part or a decade.

stays nice and dandy and helps hillary win the elections

Just admit it, just fucking say you don't like him. Don't make up some fucking big gay story where you project your insecurities onto someone better than you.

Fucking fatcunt.

He loses heaps of weight and never gets cast as the fat retard ever again. Ruining his film career.

He trips on the sidewalk, and accidentally sucks his own dick.

tree falls on his house

Nervous breakdown due to his assistant buying the wrong toothpaste.

What curse btw? The curse of being bad at campaigning? That's trump for you.

alcohol poisoning

Chokes to death on a leaf

Fades into obscurity

car crash

i like zach tho

Fat fucker doesn't want to get shredded

Just let it happen guys. These powers are too dark to play with. The curse is coming, but you disrespect the curse by trying to predict it and control it.

Just know that Zach Galafanakis is fucked.

wife has a surprise black baby

He goes into bankruptcy and is hired at Trump tower

Beard cancer

Anyone have the up to date compilation?

This. These things are usually karmic.

He loses his sense of taste, something I understand is rather important to him.

raped in peehole

Zack and Luis C.K are outed by their peers as child predators

he gets busted for having a hand in a child trafficking ring

He is revealed to be the ringleader of pedo wood

Chokes and dies eating Apple pie

Lou Gehrig's disease

He shits himself in the next interview he does.

PRAISE KEK

Gets caught with cache of cheese pizzas

For you newfags have that haven't seen it.

Kek curses anyone that stands against his will.

lives a long happy life with a wife and three kids

Severed in half in car crash

Rerolling.

Rolling for chokes on an Oreo again!

Capcha is close white

trampled by frogs

Hey don't make fun of our nicknames shart.

dies in a stunt accident doing hangover 4

Dam 3 off

Hillary will win the election.

its pronounced, "Ghalafahsnookis"

Last try Kek it together Kek and I'll get up today!

stubs his toe

Brain freeze

Drawn and quartered (between two ferns)

WINRAR!

idiot

it is willed

Trump curse confirmed myth

Well.

He overdoses on drugs after it is revealed that he has sexually assaulted several female comedians and paid them hush money to remain quiet. He is remembered as a flawed man with a deep psychosis.

zach galifinaskis you have lost all my respect good thing i only illegally download your movies you cuck lord lol liberal Hollywood truly showing its fat ugly colours throw him an geroge cloonely and some other douches and theirs my list of actors i will forever illegally download supporting a war monger gtfo

Witnessed

ding dign, you fucked up.

That's strange considering he made Hillary look like a fucking clueless retard.

PRAISE KEK
HE JUMPS OFF THE DAM

you fucking nigger

Reconsider your life and your reason for being here.

he has a heart attack while in custody for child porn

He gets raped by a wild pack of googles

Way to fuck it up

He dies of dysentery.

So car crash when?

A rent a clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys.

Dam 3 off!!

Run over by a drunk driving illegal mexican

Poor Zach

>Had chance with fame
>Found he was capable of only playing the semi-retarded man-child
>Now does shitty Youtube-grade videos for a living and nobody cares

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

IT's counted as a reroll noobd

missed by 2 dude, good luck next time

Penis rots and falls off

A dam will break and drown him?

That'll teach him.

Scrapes his knee

He loses all his money, never gets a role ever again.

see
RE ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS

nigger helps hillary win
gets load of cash and dies on cocaine

death

Meh. It's not like he was using it.

He becomes my dad.

Fiery car crash

Dam 2 off

How are all you faggots?

You madman what have you done

He gets lynched by a pack of niggers

Shoot him

Dam 1 off

Dam 1 off

off the dam he goes

He dies of an overdose after the first of the year in a mansion in the hills of LA.

Why isn't Obama up there?

He takeshis ravioli posting somewhere else

check this faggots.

Dam 1 off

Loses penis in a bizarre jack-o-lantern accident. Black doctors attempt to reattach it, but mistakenly put in on backwards. Apologies are made and the doctors are completely forgiven. Zach goes on to live life as an introvert, both mentally and physically.

Didn't that already happen?

>Rating presidents on a scale that wasn't even invented until hundreds of years after they died
Why?

He's a nigger

Loses 60 pounds but in a Monkey's Paw sort of way.

He's Mexican money. You heard it here first

Has a heart attack while swimming in a kiddy pool at night, body found the next morning

him or a loved one killed by an illegal or in a terror attack

His new movie fucking tanks. Don't need trips to realize that one, though.

He gets torn apart by niggers

>Trumpfags are so dumb they can't spell Galifianakis

Pee pee poo pore

When Trump gets elected he'll flop and praise him on his show kissing his ass until trump agrees to do the show. On the show Donald will rip into him about how he flipped on his beliefs and it will be a learning experience for zack.
Oh wait, no it won't

All media that shilled for Hilary is going fucking down after the election, exposed as the media whores they are and shunned in ratings into obscurity and irrelevance. Bad move mr galanafagakis

He chokes to death on a hot pocket.

To estimate their intelligence by modern standards?

He gets caught on tape sucking off a tranny with Adam Sessler.

RAPE SCANDAL WHEN?

SHADILAY BROTHERS SHADILAY

Gets fucked to death by a horse ala Mr. Hands

Run over by a shit truck.

His punishment must be more severe. This, along with a psychosis developed by denying the reality of his situation. It culminates in him charging a police officer in a psychotic episode screaming about the frequencies in his head.

Another celeb with a gun to his head.

Pussy.

Roll for both

Gets caught with kiddie porn

Lol you people crack me up

First you love him now you hate him because he said something bad about daddy

Get AIDS

Dick cancer

Serious question, how do people estimate IQ's of historical figures?

>winrar

OOOH FUCKING SHEEEIT

reroll

NOICE!!!

deported to greece

hillary kills him for costing her the election

Dam 0 off

Heart failure after taking a speedball before getting pegged. Quads say he croaks with a load in his ass.

Praise Kek! Zach Galifaganasdfasfis will be severed in a car accident!

Gunned down by niggers

Found with his tims and wallet stolen

So does he gets chopped in half in a car accident going off a dam before or after he gets AIDS

BASED JAPAN

He'll feature this thread somehow in his schtik

aw yiss

This is an actual strategy to smear people

he poops himself to death

accused of rape by multiple women, not convicted by law, but shunned and ruined by msm

He directs a reboot of The Hangover. It is fairly successful

Winrar chinaman!

...

but also this

KEK WILLS IT

>tfw you create a new meme

his son gets blacked
his mom gets blacked
he gets blacked

Because he's at the bottom of the chart iirc, at 110 or something like that

satan confirms

Who is this man

DOUBLE TRIPS, KEK CONFIRMS IT!

chokes on a jew dick while dying in Moonmans oven

So mentally challenged he's more successful than you Zach. Your claim to fame is that you play a retarded man-child in movies, and act like one in real life too.

He'll drop a barbell on his own neck.

Didn't he basically air one of his full ads? There is zero reason to go on the show after that.

His real answer was "I asked him on the show and I got turned down, because he figured my sorry ass out."

This is my thread and I call a reroll

Kek wills it

kek is watching over

hollywoodlife.com/2016/07/01/roseanne-barr-louis-c-k-masturbation-accusations-allegations-sexual-harassment/

The whole world sees this video and realizes not only that he's an unfunny faggot, but the stole the concept of "Between Two Ferns" from the greatest humiliation he ever endured: youtu.be/CPJowXgH3YU

Cruel, but these are cruel times. Praise Kek

Dam 1 off

>vocaroo.com/i/s0F6aVdetk12
raped on air by turkish refugee

Overdose on his own hubris.

YES JAPAN!

Satan confirms

>Buzzfeed
>kike controlled propaganda machine funnyman

Nothing happens to him, he lives and dies the same as Chris Farley.

YOU NIGGERS ARE POSTING IN A SHILL BATE THREAD

wew lad

RIP Galafanakis

Dam 2 off

24 hours of a weapon iced sybian

he killed tupac
also was filmed in lazytown

it's revealed during the debate that hill has severe dementia and can barely dress herself let alone make any decisions and president trump forces zach to apologize for taking advantage of a mentally challenged woman.

Prolapsed anus.

Okay I'm happy either way

Oh shit...

RIP, Zach...

We only loved him like any other member of Hillary campaign. They do the most any Hillary shit and think they're funny or ironic or edgy

raped by a pack of wild googles

Super AIDS

Dam 10 off

He's going to go out like Farley.

dubs checked, reroll

SPACE AIDS
>SPACE AIDS
SPACE AIDS
>SPACE AIDS
SPACE AIDS
>SPACE AIDS

He lives a happy life forever and the effects of are nullified.

That's Jaque Gros, a bisexual French porn star famous for making big guys tap out and shit puddles of blood. To date, he's killed at least three lovers this way.

based japan does it again

Naisu

Hes going to get no new roles destined to keep making shitter and shitter hangover films until he drinks himself to death

You get AIDS as well

satanic aids

praise kek

shadilay

praise kek

>Who is this man

The Donald Trump of Iceland.

Even dipshit millennials realise he's less funny than that filthy kike Seth rogain

Kek take our energy to make it reality

Eaten by the tiger and/or Mike Tyson from the hangover

Not today Nakata

He gets aids after an interracial fivesome

Kek is real

He's right though, he just had to say it in an interesting/funny way since he's a comic. I'm not a Trump hater but I don't think Trump would make a good episode.

>make Hilldawg publicity video entirely to show her in a more humazing way and attempt to make he likeable
>make joke at the end about keeping in touch with her through email
>bitch locks down into stone cold death stare mode
Even without doing one for Trump it still hurt the great feminist hope

When Hillary shits her pants he will try to shove it back in her diaper in hopes that the media doesn't notice.

>Brazilian flag
I think they're all just born with it.

His vid on Hillary didn't even make her look good or likeable.

You do know 1st degree is the lightest degree, right? He might make a full recovery with minimal scarring.

SHADILAY oh nooooo

zipper stuck down

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/22/between-two-ferns-director-scott-aukerman-trump-would-be-terrible-on-the-show.html

Aukerman interview: The director of between two ferns.
He's pretty apolitical. I think he's wrong about how Trump would react to a thing like this, but he's not the sort that has anything against Trump either - at least publicly. Just another perspective.

Hangover 4

Dam 3 off

BAM!

>Dam 3 off

What did he mean by this?

I like that. I like that a lot.

>shot by a cop

Zach's wife will die in her sleep like Patton's did.

Thank you based Genji

Dam 12 off

Fookin' legends mates

Dam 2 off

Neither did Clinton's. It was just irl shilling, very thinly veiled with autistic jokes. The reason a Trump episode wouldn't be funny is that the fat man would just want make snide remarks without any real jokes because leftards can't separate politics from anything. Because of the very scripted nature of the shit show, Trump would have to cooperate with himself being insulted.

wtf i hate Zach now

it'd be rayciss

Based on their writings and musings I suppose. Probably not the best way to do it, but if it's all you have to go on...

IQ is a bit of a misleading thing anyway. Crazy-smart people have tested at just "above average". It's all about being smart in your field. If Trump has an IQ of 156, and has been in business his whole life, then he'll likely do well as a politician. Whether he does well for the rest of us remains to be seen, but I would (and am) voting for him on the supposition that he actually gives a shit - at the very least about how he's remembered. Hopefully he gives a shit about the country too. I want to believe.

ALIMONY

>Ali G attempts to do a troll interview with Donald Trump
>Trump saw right through it and politely left

H-HE'S A RETARD, GOYS. Remember that Zach was okay with working with Mike Tyson the convicted rapist, but refused to work with Mel Gibson because he said some mean things while drunk.

He finds out that all along he's wanted to be a tranny and gets implants for attention, only to forever live in the shadow of competent celebrities and fester in his loathing.

After the debate tonight Zach sees that Trump will be the greatest statesman in the history of the country and completely devotes the next month of his life to getting him elected, while also convincing other celebrities and millions of fans to do the same.

>Dam
>3
>Off

He will fall off the third dam he crosses?

PRAISE KEK

woah

Only snakes live inbetween ferns

Kek

Praise kek! So it shall be!

doubles of truth

Where's the evidence of Trump's supposed high IQ?

I'm willing to believe it, but the evidence must be there.

Damn those numbers

Forced to watch his own films on loop until he dies of dehydration.

C'mon KEK, you know it's right.

heart attack

Yep. I thought Zach was funny in the Clinton episode, but she made it hard to watch. Trump is even more of a narcissist, I don't know if he'd play along or if it would end up being funny at all.

>88
Here
Not much left and you'll see live God Emperor

Thats fucked

You cocksuckers are all so mad lmao

>but I would (and am) voting for him on the supposition that he actually gives a shit - at the very least about how he's remembered. Hopefully he gives a shit about the country too. I want to believe.

That's actually a big reason I'm voting for him. I believe he actually does give a shit, even if he only gives a shit about his own personal legacy because he's a hyper narcissistic person. I actually look at that as almost a good thing. Like he cares so much about not looking bad and actually making things better that he'll do everything in his power just so he doesn't look bad.

Also his family. I firmly believe he loves his family deeply and wants to leave them a legacy and wouldn't hang them out to dry by doing a bad job. Everyone who has ever interacted with his kids (aside from weirdo SJW's and ultra hippies) come away thinking his kids are incredible.

I literally believe he wouldn't NOT do everything he could to make America great again, if only because of Ivanka and the rest of the kids. As strange as that sounds.

I don't know. I could be wrong.

>Socialism Induced Death Syndrome

Ded

Um other words: he knows Trump would humilliate him harder them his mother did when she gave birth to him

3 inches off his penis?

If he dies, he dies.

Holy shit, Scott Adams knew it all along.

I MEME FOR MY GOOGLES
I KEK FOR MY GOOGLES

He develops extreme allergy to ferns.

>be a Hollywood actor
>claim others liking attention is psychosis
wut
has there ever been a greater cognitive dissonance?

Inshallah this. Kek, peace be upon him wills it. ( I still think zachs a closet trump fan in damage control)

It's just an estimate by some people who know more about IQ than me. Look it up.
He's willing to take a test, but so far only as a challenge to someone else.

Zach steps in front of a bus. Bus crushes him. Firemen have to scrape him of the road.

more like the firemen have to rescue the driver from the wreck

It has been spoken. The sentence has been given.

Pity not those who have drawn the ire of our Lord, for their faults are their own.

I remember that one... Weird. I get the feeling it was posted about when he thought about running in 2012

Zach will spiral down into depression, alcoholism, and obscurity. This will happen over the course of 7 years. At his point, he will kill himself.

Dr Phil was on the Jimmy Fallon show and they were discussing Trumps narcissism...two guys with their names in their own TV show titles, calling someone a narcissist.

Dam 6 off

nope :^)

Murica ruins everything..

first trips checked, KEK doesn't care about gilifiankaiks he only cares about dilbert

Raped to and murdered by a nigger in the subway

oops I meant second fuck

Trump is Andy Kaufman

KEK WILLS IT!

He will get cancer and the chemo will cause his character defining beard and hair to fall out. Kek wills it.

Kek give me your power

dam 300 off

rollo