ITT: We meme Hillary to get a seizure middle of debate

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Hillary will faint. Kek wills it.

I still can't believe this is finally happening in just a few hours.

I wonder if flash photography is banned at such events?

Hillary will cough, faint and then soil herself on stage. These digits are proof enough.

Dubs says she will shit herself

hillary clinton will drop dead the moment Trump mentions benghazi

Who else /bloodsacrificetokek/ here?

Hillary will shart and will take a 15 min break and come back in a new outfit. Toilet paper will be stick to her left shoe

Kek, show me some love and make Hillary shit herself on stage or get the shakes.

SHADILAY!!!!

confirmed

Will the shit leak out even though she's got the extra heavy duty diaper?

Hillary is about to get a dose of meme magic

POO POO PEE PEE
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT

Hillary 15 minutes into the debate

>tfw I am going to a bartending competition tonight and am going to miss the debate

you know what? feels good man. I'll catch the debate when I get home absolutely wasted.

Oh shit, look at the time of the post

>14:41:11
>1441
>11

meme magic at work, lads

Kek is a righteous god with a killer sense of humor.

Shit-stained Hillary will die during the debate after a ten minute coughing fit and will then be replaced by her double after a 15 minute break.

Rolling for soiled underwear dubs

Witnessed

SEIZURE GET

COME ON KEK

CNN WILL CUT THE BROADCAST AFTER HILLARY FAINTS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND

THE REST IS HISTORY

SHE WILL DIE

It has already been willed that something will happen to her, but I'm hoping for some extra dubs to see the shart dripping down her pantsuit leg before she gets off the stage.

HILLARY WILL SEIZE

WITNESED! Praize KEK. Power to KEK and his prophet PEPE.

MOTHER OF GOD

KEK WILLS IT

PRAISE HIM

PRAISE HIM

Both of them will die on stage

Bend over, crook

Repeat after me:

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W E W
E
W

PRAISE HIM

Who all /meditating/ before debate?

Hillary wil go into a coughing fit in the debate and Trump will ask her if she's OK.

KEK WILLS IT.

DIGITS ACTIVATED

H A I L K E K
A
I
L
K
E
K

IT IS HAPPENING

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her Armani sweater already, black guy's Diazepam

She will shat herself during the debate

>veKGLEIK
>veGLI
>KEK

Straight up aneurism, calling it.

Check em

She will be fine.

POO ON THE PODIUM

One hour before the debates start, join us in some meme-magic prep.

Clear your mind, get comfy, align your will that that of Kek's. Focus, meditate, and have a clear vision and intent on what you want the debates to be.

KEK WILLS IT

Dubs if she faints before 15 minutes mark.
>Kek wilst it.
>Praise Kek

I LOVE THE SMELL OF KEK IN THE MORNING

Hillary will have a coughing fit on stage tonight.

Oh she will

The dragon will be slayed, the end times will begin. The LORD jesus will come to jugde.

>Make some harmless memes for the election
>Bring about a new god to remake the world
If we all gather our faith in kek and truly believe we might just make history

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS THE ROAST OF HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary will suffer a meltdown partway through the debate that makes Rubio-Bot look charismatic.

HOT
DAMN
But wait, check these. Hillary will Seize

Don't the skypes have to rebuild the Temple for that to happen? So much for gassing them all if it will prevent jeebus from cumming.

I think we need the antichrist to show up and get coronated by the antipope first or something like that. I forget exactly how it's supposed to work, but we need a few more HAPPENINGS before judgement day.

COUGHING FIT LIVE AT DEBATE


HAPPENING!!!!
HAPPENING!!!
LANDSLIDE!!

PRESIDENT TRUMP MAGA

Can't we just get one solid get to confirm this shit already?

KEK IS WITH US

Hillary's piss bag will explode during debate climax

Oh, yeah yeah, skypes have to put up the second temple first as well. I hear they've been working on that.

She's going to stutter and shake her head in disbelief every 30 seconds

Praise kek!

Wishing evil for a sweet old lady, you motherfuckers are pathetic i swear.

We have the anti-poop already, that Jesuit Nazifag Francois.

Trump wills it

Hillary will win the debate.

Someone who's present needs to shout pepe

PEPE

Is anybody else genuinely starting to question if meme magic is actually real? It seems to work quite often.

She wished for it. We're just eating the popcorn and having a fun temporal time as we watch the inevitable play out.

I am increasingly of this opinion as well.

Nobody wants to see Hillary's roast

canceled
Mr. Wilcoxson of EG&G has found that some plants will respond
to the presence of strangers or intruders at distances up to 30 feet. This
application seems highly feasible at this time. Here again, however, the
optimum plant for the system must be found and checked for longevity of
response life, etc. -this plant must then be tied to a long-life electronic
2 system capable of triggering an alarm of some type.

DEFECATE IN DEBATE

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT
HILLARY HAS GOT TO QUIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

THE LAST DEBATE, THE FINAL LAP
HILLARYS PANTS WILL FILL WITH CRAP
THE CROWD WILL SCREAM, THE CROWD WILL ROAR
WE MUST NOT VOTE FOR THIS STINKY WHORE

COUGHING FITS, PANTS OF SHIT,
THE STAGE, A HUNK OF POO WILL HIT.
DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE THEIR COOL,
WHEN HILLARY BEGINS TO DROOL.
ANOTHER STROKE, ANOTHER FEVER
KEK SHALL SMITE ALL NON-BELIEVERS!


ENDLESS LIES
SAUDI TIES
WHEN SHE TALKS
THERE'S NO SURPRISE
SHIT COMES OUT
INSTEAD OF WORDS
SHUT THOSE DOWN WHO TWEET LIKE BIRDS
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HER MAKE A FUSS
THE DONOR CLASS COMANDS OF US
SO WHEN YOU VOTE PLEASE BE WARNED
EXPECT NO MORE
FROM THE CORPORATE WHORE

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
BEFORE ELECTION NIGHT SHE WILL QUIT
DEPORT THEM ALL
AND BUILD THE WALL
A NOOSE AROUND HER NECK WILL FIT

KEK AS MY WITNESS,
IN THE NAME OF TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR
SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

Kek wills she collapses on stage.

WITNESSED

KEK WILLS IT
HILLARY "MEDICAL EPISODE" INCOMING

TRUMP WILL WIN

Checked. RIP.

I hope she comes to Jesus, apologies for the corruption and tells the truth.

Falling that, let her stroke out and become a tomato on stage

Praise kek

these sick dubs say that Hillary will shit her pants

There will be no debate. There will be a happening so huge they will have to cancel

Trump will die just before the election.

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Hillary will seize 41 minutes in

I'm torn. I'm a Jew who hates Israel (for political reasons), but I really fucking hate Mudshits. I don't want more drama for people to use my faith against me, like starting a war by building the Temple, but I also like the idea of Islam being BTFO'd by loosing their "holy site" where that pedophile allegedly ascended.

Hillary may as well pass out during tough questions

Gennifer will be giving Billy some head during the debate and also Hillary will seize.

Win it for the emperor

SHE WON'T MAKE IT WITHOUT ACCIDENT

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Hilary dies on stage

DO IT

Coughing fit Pants of shit
Can't stand up, she has to sit
Everytime she tells a lie
Shit runs down her inner thigh
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
he won't make it to the loo
y Pepe, KEK and Donald Trump
ive on air she'll take a dump

Hillary will win the debate and Trump will lose the election.

Ken wills it, he has bigger plans for Hillary and Trump

This is a holy thread

Well, but he'll have outlived France so that's pretty good.

POOOOOO on the debate FLOOOOOOOOOR.

Dubs says she shits herself and we beat those fuckers from Alabama in a few weeks.

If Trump opens his statement with this, he will win.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the President of the US of A.

In New York City born and raised
On the NYMA was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out Trumping' Stumping' all cool
And all shooting some googles outside of the school
When a couple of googles who were up to no good
Started googling in my neighborhood
I got in one little google and my mom got booking
She said, "You're moving to your father in Brooklyn."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my helicopter and sent me on my way
She gave me a small loan of a million dollars and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Trump Tower on and said, "I might as well cheque it."

First Clinton, yo, this is bad
Silencing witnesses with a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of USA living like?
Hmm, she might be dike.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Vicente" and it had frogs in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was kek
But I thought, "Check it."
– "Yo, time to get rekt."

I pulled up to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Mexican, "Yo home wall you later."

I looked at my White House
I had won my debate
To sit in my Oval Office as the President of the United States.

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kek be with you

Poot in pantsuit

May the Power of Kek compel you crook toothed old lady!

Hillary dies

EVEN
JEB
IS
HIGHER
ENERGY
THAN
HILLARY

I would kind of rather we collectively btfo the slimes than instigate some crazy end times stuff over it, but I don't personally get to call that shot.

SHALIDAY! SHADILAY!

CLINTON GOES TWENTY-SIX! CLINTON GOES TWENTY-SIX!

SHALIDAY! SHADILAY!

Hillary will cough belch and fart her way through the debate while everyone looks on in disgust

A frog will land on Trump's podium, Kek candidate confirmed. Hillary will then start coughing loudly.

This
And shortly after her friend Soros will keel over.
PRAISE KEK!

COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY POWER OF PEPE, KEK AND TRUMP
HILLARY WILL TAKE A DUMP

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkuuuuuuuooooooooooo poopoooooooooooooooo

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Rolling. Shes going to call trump a racist in his face.

I've already got dubs to confirm this. Hillary will die on stage, KEK has confirmed his support for this. Bless KEK.

Holy fuck

what happens when Cred Forums reaches 99999999? Will it&the next post kill Hillary. Will Kek finally manifest himself in a physical body. Will it ring in the apocalypse, where Kek swallows the world?

Just thing what it will mean even if she gets googley eyes at the wrong moment

Trump will have a heart attack and die within the week. Hillary will be on her deathbead with something respiratory related within the month.

>mfw taking an exam during the debate
>mfw if I finish early I can still catch the debate
I know I got this

if integer hill will lie about Benghazi, Trump will call on his guest to fact check. Moderator will try to control damage, but cameras will have shown reaction from Benghazi survivor.

Only memorable moment from debate, dominates news cycles. Trump gains in polls again.

damn dubs. That probably means yes.

SHADILAY
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

KEK IS GREAT!

Why is this man a war criminal and not an international hero?

If integer Hill will take a shart so huge she turns into a singularity and swallows the entire venue.

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Shart on stage

Hillary will shit herself on live TV.
And Trump will gloriously display his penis.

It has been written.

Trump will shart himself

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LETS DO IT LADS

Well, it's a mixture of fucking Bosnians, Croatians, Albanians, Turk, other kebab, (((Soros))), the left, the UN, and so on.

ikr. i worked all day and im fucking exhausted though. ill prob fall asleep in the middle of it

I hope Trump wins.. But if Hillary is going to turn America into a multicultural wasteland, I hope she wins, that way more people will join the opposite side.

will the prophecy come true

Confirmed by the Gretzkek

You'll only need to see the first few minutes of the debate anyway, brother. Shadilay.

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This is best thread. Praise Kek!

She will faint at 4th question