H-holy shit... drumpf BTFO

So Hillary will die at the end?

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And she's going to fail.

this asteroid is too big 4 her

>Confirming that Hillary will shart so hard that she'll set off a thermonuclear chain reaction and die.

this dude is setting himself up for a chimp out

Well at the very least Paris will be destroyed.

>this is what liberals actually believe

...

If the mission killed Bruce Willis, I don't think Hillary will be able to pull it off.

>"Ok Hillary, gently nudge the joystick forward."
>Hillary: "Don't tell me what to *COUGH* *HACK*"
>"OH NO! She broke the drill! Now Asteroid Pepe will kill us all!"

>Hillary sent on suicide mission to destroy asteroid

>asteroid is actually Hillary

>Hillary saves earth from Hillary

sounds like a plan

Stop it. I'm getting all misty eyed.

Does she stay on the asteroid and die because the remote detonator broke as well?

Because I'd like that to happen.

Hey wait wouldn't it had made more sense if Ben Affleck's character stayed behind instead of Bruce Willis', since Ben likes Islam so much? Really makes me think...

I feel like he's probably right. Hillary will win tonight's debate because of her foreign policy experience. She'll name drop all these obscure leaders and Trump won't know what the hell to say. I'm worried.

Armageddon or Deep Impact, Cred Forums?

Dubs say yes.

Kerbal space program screencap

>>MFW it just breaks into smaller asteroids that still destroy Earth
it'd burn up in our atmosphere before it does any damage

Yeah Bruce died but he split the asteroid in two :(

M80, all Trump needs to do to win the debate tonight is to come off as somewhat sane and rational. The media has painted itself into a corner by painting Trump as insane and dangerous. Trump probably encouraged this too.

It is also possible that all he needs to do is to remain standing without a coughing fit for the full 90 minutes.

Gotta admit, I'm pretty impressed with that one.

Reminder though that Bruce Willis dies in that movie.

Also, is this what the snuke in her snizz was for all along?

>implying hillary can destroy anyone

pic very, very related

youtube.com/watch?v=w6dCBUAjwog

F

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>deus ex hand
finally its here

It would be easier to teach astronauts how to drill than to teach Hillary to do anything.

>ehrlich

try harder next time

Is that the excuse they'll use when she doesn't show up?

For now it works through the muscles in your arms but they've already made a prototype hand that can be controlled by a brain with 1:1 accuracy.

>tfw the future is coming
it won't be long before we can all be smug transhumans

This is an extinction level event (for the establishment)!

I knew these existed but that girl is beyond based for choosing a deus ex model

AH DON' WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
DON' WANNA FALL ASLEEP CUZ I MISS U BABE AN' I DON' WANNA MISS A THAAANG

Wasnt there an alternate ending where it hits?

That sounds like man's work.

I think it was a dream Willis-u was having.

>pretending shillary isn't an anti-spiral

Now I want to lose a limb to get one

Sure the smallest bits would. Just look at the size of meteorites that do make landfall. There'd be millions of them of that size and larger.

What would it feel like to get a handjob from that?

Probably not very good unless you have some sort of robot fetish
Bet it could still get you off with a tenga perfectly well though