TRUMP GENERAL - PREPARE FOR BATTLE EDITION

fpbp

Can you feel it?

TEAM OF DEPLORABLES

Nice dubs OP. Praise Kek.

twitter.com/JCFDenton/status/780534524379746304

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Pregame stream:
twitch dot tv/asperglord

Come hang out senpaitachi

Threadly reminder:

Jonathan Karl, from ABC News, last week spilled the beans on the overall MSM strategy for the debate:

>Illary's campaign is going to saturate social media [this will include rigging online polls, spamming twatter and fakebook, etc] to manufacture a spin that Illary won the debate, no matter how badly she does
>MSM will then report that social media clearly reflects an Illary win

tl:dr: CTR tasked with rigging social media and online polls tonight, and the MSM will report it as confirmed Illary win at the debate

You ready for this shit, TrumpGen?

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i hope hillary starts coughing again

Do you guys think Trump is nervous at all?

Does he have a bit of anxious energy shaking his old bones? I can't imagine he doesn't, but maybe a life of business soothes a man's nerves, even when faced with the most dire of situations.

>What are you drinking?
tea
>no alcohol

>What are you wearing?
Naked for Trump

>What are you doing?
Touching my wiener

>Where are you sitting?
computer chair

>tfw it's time for Hillary to face her record

Can't let CTR take it

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GET

Get your twitter fingers ready

Hill-bots will be unleashed on social media, saying she "won"

Mainstream media will cite the overflow of social media support for her as proof she "won"

So we have to band together and meme STRONG tonight.

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Blue Moon
Trump shirt and signed MAGA red hat
Shitposting
On my fucking chair

BUZZFEED POLL NEEDS HELP

VOTE TRUMP

buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/who-are-you-voting-for-in-the-presidential-election?utm_term=.mbd4pDBl0

Give 'em hell Donnie!!!

>100k views
>watched it while it was in the hundreds

the fire rises brother

>SO HERE'S THE STORY FOLKS

>Be me
>Hear Alex Jones Infowars is hosting debate
>Think about watching
>Hear Alex Say he'll give live analysis
That means Alex is gonna talk over the whole debate. Sorry, I'm sticking to JewTube.

I really like the special themes a lot of news sites put up for the debate

Can I help?

AWOO

AY WHITE BOIS JUST SO YA KNOW IF TRUMP WINZ DIS DEBATE IMMA COME AND SHHOT THAT RACIST CRACKAS GOTZ IT???????????????

>Organizing a Mass Meditation just before the Trump debate

Those who want to participate the meditation will start 30 minutes before the debate starts, we will send our positive energy to Mr.Trump.

>HOW DO I MEDITATE
Find somewhere comfortable and quiet to sit, it can be in a chair or on the floor, as long as it's comfortable.

Close your eyes and focus on your breathing.

Slowly start saying the mantra "Trump" without moving your tongue or lips.

Do not try and stop your thoughts or empty your mind. As you continue with this process, you will inevitably find that you drift away from the mantra. It is human nature for the mind to wander. Do not try and stop your thoughts or "empty your mind." Whenever you become aware that your attention has drifted away from your mantra to thoughts or any other distractions, simply return to silently repeating the mantra.

After approximately 20 to 30 minutes, stop repeating the mantra.

>You can use a timer on your phone with to get the timing correct.

Sex magick and sacrifice is fine too.

DEBATE IS IN 1HOUR 24MINUTES

PBR
Pajama shorts
Reading bantz on Cred Forums and twitter
Comfy PC chair

MN AND ME ARE SWING STATES NOW

I was thinking about how it would be if we took this song from the degenerate Marxist, thank this board

He's so confident and ready. I hope she pisses herself.

>Trump himself posted in the last thread
Trump himself posted in the last thread
>Trump himself posted in the last thread
Trump himself posted in the last thread
>Trump himself posted in the last thread
Trump himself posted in the last thread

He's here

We've made it.
No tears.
No tears.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432

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Trump doesn't get nervous, or so I've read. He channels it into positive energy through the power of positive thinking or some shit. He thrives in this environment.

I don't think Hillary has ever faced public pressure like this before, though.

2 hours and a half

off by one

Kek has awarded me with dubs earlier, tho

Let's continue

GOOD EVENING

get a life faggot

Holy shit just unpacked this bad boy

MINNESOTA

MAINE

Anybody catch the pepe in hillary's crowd?

Reminder that a skilled strategist has controlled the outcome of a battle before it was ever fought, Trump has done this with the debate rules and the fact hillary needs to not cough once, not do her laugh, not seem like a bitch, somehow convince people she is honest, and stump the Trump

>BUZZFEED

Waiting for him to sperg out. Watch with us.

youtube.com/watch?v=al262Pd5Q_U

>Trump himself posted in the last thread

What were?

Post your meme magick gear lads.
>Red MAGA hat of wisdom
>Camo MAGA hat of stealth
>#BigLeague tank of power
>Trump/Pence bottle of High Energy™
>Carson socks of /comfy/

where's the screenshot nigger

Apparently this is Trump's official scream for the debate:

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

Unfortunately no chat so I might skip on that one.

Listen up NEETS, your time is over. Trump WILL be elected, and your sorry asses are going to be shipped directly to build the wall. Think you'll have time to shitpost on the internet? Think again. Finally, the superior working class will claim the internet for themselves, as God intended.

The call has been made.

Scramble the fighters anons

Rev up those memes

>getting ready for debate
>taiwanese girlfriend mad at me and going out with her friends
>bout to finish reading Awaken Online: Catharsis (pretty good litRPG about a necromancer evil character btw)

how's your night going, trump gen?

Water
Pajamas
Shitposting
In a chair

MILF
I
L
F

POST YOUR /COMFY/ MUSIC

>Columbia the Gem of the Ocean

youtube.com/watch?v=mA47A6GQ5x0

Yes, Mr Trump, we know you are here

I hope you are ready for the debate. We are, and you have our back

HE DID IT

link?

Also, If I was Trump strategist for this debate my strategy would be the same Eminem used in the final rap battle in that 8 miles movie: to preempt every single accusation by the adversary right on the opening remarks (if they have that in the debates and if Trump goes first):

> my adversary will call be racist, xenophobic, sexist, islamophobic
> a fascist, a racist and deplorable
> it's not up to me defend against those accusations, just look at my past and let my deeds talk by themselves
> I desegregated clubs, employed women, blacks and latinos at the highest positions
> walked side by side with Al sharpton and Rosa Parks descendants, moderators can fact check that on the spot, I don't care
> I same here to talk about policy and that's what we should talk.
> My opponent probably wants to avoid that because, as usual, appealing to emotions and labeling their opponents is all they ever known.
> my policy is clear and even our opponents know it by heart:
> the wall will be built, Mexico is going to pay for it
> jobs will return to America and the choice will be hire locally or pay the tariffs
> America will be great again and for all Americans

President Trump!

>All the cucks from the_Donald are advertising Cred Forums to normies
Prepare to BTFO shills and normies

>"Trump posted here!!!!"
>anonymous board

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REMINDER:
We need these running 15 minutes before the debate:
#MAGA
#TrumpTowersOverHill
#Don'tYouThinkSheLooksTired

Near the end of the debate we need:
#MAGA
#TrumpWon
#DingDongTheWitchIsDead

Years of shitposting leads to moments like this. Have fun and godspeed.

The shilling CTR will be doing during and after the debate will be great. We need people working round the clock to counter them. This is one of their last major offensives, this is their Operation Bodenplatte.

Tonight our magic shall shake the earth. Hail Trump and praise Kek.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVjgz9myypM

I was a little nervous but suddenly I feel like nothing can stop us. Maybe it was the President Trump post.

youtube.com/watch?v=0MZ1dgf1n7I
1.25 speed

this is a good shoop famalam.

Don't let your memes be dreams.

President Trump happens tonight.

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pabst
shorts
pabst
pc chair

Join pregame stream:
twitch dot tv/asperglord

schedule:
- jeb surge 1
- high energy vid
- daily shoah live coverage
- debate

come get comfy

>hot cocoa
>hoodie and sweatpants, probably a blanket
>shitposting
>chair

Hi scott

twitter.com/JCFDenton/status/780537177797042177

Nice one m8

First I was nervous, now I am HYPED

Also, this is Scott Adams neighbor, who he is watching the debate with

kristinabasham.com/

GUYS I DONT KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THE ANXIETY, ONLY 2 1/2 BONGS TO GO FUCK

KEK JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW AND WAKE ME UP AFTER THE DEBATE TO TELL ME TRUMP WON SHIEEEEEEEET

>MEMES
>ARE
>REAL

>What are you drinking?
Water

>What are you wearing?
pic

>What are you doing?
Playing vidyas (2 screens ftw)

>Where are you sitting?
Comfy bed in comfy blanket

FOR THE GOD EMPEROR

Weed
Concord red wine
Rib eye steak (went to the best butcher shop in my area for it)
Sauteed onions and button mushrooms
Fresh french bread
Fancy expensive merlot cheese

Wearing robe
Pajama bottoms
Slippers

With?

Protein shake
Pants no shirt
waiting for him to win
comfy seat

President Trump!! Best of luck with the debate tonight! We are all rooting for you!

>Ben Carson is a paladin buffing the raid group
youtube.com/watch?v=3Z5dcCClVC4

The nation state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony!

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what happened?

>4
Water
Gym Clothes
Watching
Chair

Look at those dubs

The ride has started

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REMEMBER TO VOTE ONLINE THAT TRUMP WON THE DEBATE

hype for trump to get shit on tonight.

lol going to be great.

See

Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this debate is over and you get to sleep. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great election on 2016 ?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy shitposted with the great Cred Forums Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named Donald Trump!'

The aftermath of the debate is going to be horrible. No matter how well Trump does it's going to be the media/social media groups screaming their loudest over and over like toddlers that Hillary won.

Water or pop
Robe
Watching and Cred Forums posting
On me couch

youtube.com/watch?v=xYOrswc5654

>My team of deplorables will be managing my Twitter account for this evenings debate. Tune in!
THE DEBATE WILL BE SHITPOSTED IN REAL TIME

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432

Well he posted the exact same thing on Reddit just now under "therealdonaldtrump", the same account he used for the Q and A. So he's either here or someone from his team is.

Trump's going to win

So where are we all watching this at chaps?

A FUCKING EAGLE

WHY NO STICKY???????????

Dr. Pepper
khakis no shirt
Eating mexi food
Computer chair

>Dr Pepper, the drink of intelligence
>My work clothes because I'm too lazy to take them off
>Listening to music before the debate comes on
>Computer chair

Is it this: If so why do you guys think that's President Trump?

>What are you drinking?
nothing

>What are you wearing?
Pyjamas

>What are you doing?
Posting memes till the two hours pass

>Where are you sitting?
computer chair

Wtf? This is the fastest thread ever.

Anyone else going to watch the debate on Scott Adams' periscope?

wow HMMMMMMMMMMM i wondr which one

Who else not interested in the debates at all?

It's all a foregone conclusion at this point.

Fapping and gonna take a shower

So.... is Assange going to leak anything?

Anonymous will be taking down Trump's website in a few moments
Enjoy

BURGERS OR GTFO

lol faggot

Don't worry.....the counter shills will be on the case.

theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/23/oculus-rift-vr-palmer-luckey-trump-shitposts

Ten high and diet
white undershirt and jeans
chewing tobacco and drinking alcohol
on a chair at my designated shitposting station at my dining room table

THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS

He posted the same thing on Reddit, on his verified account: reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54n817/its_a_movement_watch_with_the_trump_train_tonight

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54n817/its_a_movement_watch_with_the_trump_train_tonight

If he posts Momiji then we do have an insider

>wearing torag's with ancient staff

2 more hours

no need for sticky yet

MY FUCKING GOD

STILL 2 HOURS TO GO AND IT'S ALREADY HITTING HIGH AS FUCK ENERGY LEVELS

So, this happened. Someone take a screencap and post please, I'm on my phone.

how can you know it?

SOON
O
O
N

chocomilk
boxers
shitposting
chair

Best youtuber

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

>mfw Trump is introduced first, then sticks his ass in front of the mic and rips a loud fart as Hillary makes her entrance and she stumbles

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Join us in the comfy stream: twitch dot tv/asperglord

Right at this very second Trump is reviewing his debate strategies with his advisers and panicking internally as he realizes that he's incapable of answering any policy questions.

>that few solid Red/Blue states

Who the fuck would have thought this would have happened even a year ago kek. For the last 2-3 elections politicians used to just fight for a handful of states.

We truly are back to the old days when nearly every state was in play and it's beautiful.

>Wtf? This is the fastest thread ever.
Not really, we burned through threads every 6 minutes on the day of Hillary non indictment

If you were streaming via youtube I would watch, not making an account to use chat

>drinking
rum and coke
>wearing
sweatpants
>doing
fappin
>sitting
chair at my desk

My setup

What is your Trump Anthem?

This is mine.
youtube.com/watch?v=AGrKfQ9Ss7w

>that map

LOOK AT THOSE SIGNS

>HILLARY KILLED MUFASA

>CNN LIES
>HILLARY LIES

buzzfeed didn't sell and pro Trump ads at all on their entire website

which, isn't that illegal in some way?

Expected by everyone at this point.

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Does anyone have the image with trump on one side and hillary on the other and underneath trump it says "said mean things" and then under hillary it's a list of her bullshit.

Such a God. Shit posting/relaxing to prepare for the debate. He's like Goku

Thank god. I'm ready to serve a real leader and make my Nation a better place for us all.

Going to be watching from my cushy public service desk job, with a cup of Melbourne coffee and noise cancelling earphones

This.
This is their last push.
If she loses her campaign will collapse and THEY KNOW IT
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
LET NO POLL SURVIVE

FOR KEK AND COUNTRY

GET IN THE DAMN ROBOT DONALD

GLORIOUS

PRESIDENT TRUMP WONT GIVE IN, HE WONT GIVE IN

UNTIL HE`S VICTORIOUS

Trump Clinton debate livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

President Trump was in the last thread. We are going to do it TrumpGen! We're going to Make America Great Again!

Anyone going to a watch party?

>implying Hillary's handlers aren't scrambling to get her the right amount of dosage to survive 90 minutes standing up

What channel do I watch the debate on?

Any /x/ ghouls here? Should I try to astral project myself into Hillary's body?

>TFW in Canada we still don't have anything even resembling a right wing party

A girl with a detachable head might be fun to date but you're just leaving yourself open to trouble.

GOAT election

this. hillary's people are trying to meme debate performance into being important enough to 180 the entire race.

>trump is introduced
>hillary comes on stage
>trump pulls out a coimically large acme mallet
>IT'S
>runs at hillary and smashes her into a cloud of red mist
>HAMMERTIME

wtf i hate trump now

>Georgia & Florida possibly going Dem

Next month.

Maybe someone in Cred Forums saw it and decided to post it here.

I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED

HOW CAN ANYONE BE NERVOUS WHEN THIS IS THE DAY WE WON THE PRESIDENCY!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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donaldjtrump.com/splash-debate/

THIS ONE

That's the most comfy thing i'v ever read.

funny isnt it?

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

>cnn lies
>clinton lies

Inb4 teflon Don presents his tax returns live during the debate and prove they are clean.

Also, anyone else seeing a smug Pepe Trump in this photo's background?

Today is the day we make that fucking harpy regret pecking her way out of her putrid egg,PRAISE KEK

Forgot pic

Yes. Make yourself shart on stage.

Right now Trump is kicked back having a laugh with Stephen Miller about how easy this shit will be.

Hillary is so worried she did a practice debate last night and another one today.

>15 minute difference
I'm not sure

DOUBLE DUBS

IT HAS BEGUN

I'm more partial to it being one of his team of deplorables manning his twitter

(Implying it's not Eric or Jr)

BINGO CARD
GET YOUR HOT BINGO CARD

pbuh

wew lad praise kek

>Goddell lies

He doesn't lie. He's just a faggot.

FUCKING HELL LADS

I GOT WORK IN THE MORNING SO I TRIED TO GET SOME SLEEP BEFORE THE DEBATE

ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE

ENERGY LEVELS ARE TOO HYPE

IT'S TIME TO #MAGA SO WE CAN #MEGA

aw man that sucks I guess #ImWithHer now

>MEGYN KELLY YOU GOT MYSPACE?
kek

Same as with Brexit right?

kek

how many bongs until the debate?

CRASH IT ALL, DONALD

I would imagine those going to a debate party wont be able to post on Cred Forums.

Fuck all that

* * * OFFICIAL THREAD THEME * * *

youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

nigger i just bought a new machine with 4x the ram i had before and an i7 processor just to shitpost in multiple dimensions

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_1IMZmJe-U

The first emperor used a sword to strike down evil

>not having your trading window open
>not selling futures like a mad cunt when the cunt collapses

That's what I think. If Donald Trump posted here he wouldn't be so obvious.

Who /nervous/ here

Same here, thought of going to sleep but only boozy will take me to bed

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Target assignments for counterposting on Hill-$hill accounts:

@shareblue

@peterdaou

@davidbrockdc

@correctrecord

Derail any hashtags they use

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HE'S GONNA KILL EVERYBODY

youtube.com/watch?v=g1PtPNl1VEg&list=LLDUjATnjV9LyhA-hEXM46Hw&index=2

HE'S GONNA FUCKIN CRUSH HER

President Trump just posted a thread on reddit

2 and 15 bongies
KEEP IT UP LAD

Just like Brexit. The last trick of the kikes is the thing they hold most dear: shekels

>tfw Trump-senpai will never add you to his Top 8

>(((CNN)))

SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE
>SHILLS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE

>What are you drinking?
Milk
>What are you wearing?
Pajamas
>What are you doing?
Shitposting
>Where are you sitting?
On my bed, in front of my TV

Well shit, that caps it. Looks like remain will win then.

Looks like angry pepe

IT'S ALMOST TIME

a trump win in November would literally shock the economy.

he wont win though, don't worry m8

how can shills even compete

I mean TV channel, my internet is too bad to stream

HOLY SHIT.

Hillary's podium in on the right.
HER LEFT EYE IS THE WONKY ONE.
WE'LL GET TO SEE HER WONKY EYE EVERY TIME SHE TURNS TOWARDS TRUMP.

WHO HERE /BEEN LISTENING TO SHADILAY ON REPEAT FOR HOURS/?

Water
Boxer briefs
Laying down on my bed comfy as fuck

NOT AT ALL

Get ready for the next Shoah if they swipe it from Trump.

Like a first date nigga. But we're talking about Muhammad Ali vs a corpse.

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I'll partially be on my phone trying to be in the epic breads

Kek, pic related is debate trigger warning from Hofstra University

I'd bring up Zombina but formaldehyde is toxic so this is the end

youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0

FUCK I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED

FEELING LOW ENERGY

CAN BARELY STAY AWAKE

NEVER 4GET

Lol the average person wouldn't give a shit.

Just like how London and the (((merchant))) banks got completely blown the fuck out during Brexit.

Nervous as fuck desu. But also excited.

this is the 2nd quads in an hour

I'm high as fuck right now.....I got to go to bed

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>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

>The Emergency Alert System has been activated
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>youtube.com/watch?v=46w1YWTD0DQ
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>URGENT: CTR AND CO-CONSPIRING AGENTS OF THE HRC CAMPAIGN SEEK TO SPAM MEDIA POLLS POST DEBATE
>THIS OFFENSIVE INCLUDES AREAS OF SOCIAL MEDIA: SPAMMING FACEBOOK AND TWITTER POLLS.
>PURPOSE IS TO MANUFACTURE POSITIVE MEDIA NARRATIVE REGARDLESS OF HRC'S PERFORMANCE

LIKEWISE

>EXPECT MEDIA ATTENTION TO Cred Forums AND SPREAD OF IT'S WORKING MECHANICS TO OUTSIDE WEBSITES
>CTR, MSM SITE MODERATORS, AND LIKEWISE SHILLS ARE ANTICIPATING TRUMP POLL LIKE STRIKES POST DEBATE
>SAID CONTINGENCIES WILL TARGET THE IMAGE BOARD Cred Forums DIRECTLY TO INFLICT DISARRAY AND TO DISORGANIZE THE BOARD
>EXPECT MASSIVE BOARD SUBVERSION:
>THREAD SPLITTING, THREAD SLIDING, ETC TO MISDIRECT Cred Forums OFFENSIVES AND MAXIMIZE DISORDER
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>youtube.com/watch?v=46w1YWTD0DQ
>youtube.com/watch?v=46w1YWTD0DQ

>This message will repeat periodically and is prone to revisions as new developments emerge

thanks

They're trying the Brexit playbook again? Right after it failed horribly for them?

youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

Could the (((Elite))) Be Dumping Hillary? “Even the Deep State Needs Consent of the Governed”

patriotrising.com/2016/09/26/elite-dumping-hillary-even-deep-state-needs-consent-governed/

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youtube.com/watch?v=XdFY1pt0--E
Listen to this at 1.25 speed

>drinking
blue moon
>wearing
pajamas, nice and cozy
>doing
shitposting
>sitting
innabed

kek paw will laff

>Drink
Pepsi
>Wearing
Comfy shorts and shirt
>Doing
Eating, posting with you all, and talkin to friends
>Sitting
At desk

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I am listening to some relaxing japanese music to save energy for the debate

We're gonna build the wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it.

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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

Seriously, what are they pumping into Hillarys body right now?

this message will be needed during debates for sure user

I'm disappointed that trigger is the official term to describe it. It sounds weak as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=xMSGnGL8JU0

Oh shit

PENCE LIVE ON FOX
PENCE LIVE ON FOX
PENCE LIVE ON FOX
PENCE LIVE ON FOX

you better not you fucking gay bong

>Illinois soft dem

You're pretty good kid.

HYPE MODE
GET IN HERE

twitch dot tv/asperglord

>water
>boxer briefs in front of my heater
>teasing my dick
>i float

old style
Official MAGA hat, t shirt, dickies shorts
shitposting
comfy couch

Coffee
Pajamas
Sitting
On my couch

>Ohio
>Georgia
>Florida

THE MEME TEAM HAS ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL

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The stock market is always uncertain in the first year of a Presidency.

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

Why are CNN only interviewing pro-Clinton supporters?

Yea, he's human. If you rewatch the first debate compared to recent ones, you can clearly see he's nervous, but he holds it together well. When he gets nervous, he acts particularly cocky and smug to kind of hide it.

>tfw you know you're about to demolish another political dynasty tonight

THIS IS IT BOYS. A YEARS WORK CULMINATES TONIGHT.

> Men its been a long war its been a tough war
> You've fought bravely, proudly for your country
> You are a special group
> You found in one another a bond
> That exists only in combat
> Your brothers have shared fox holes
> With each other in dire moments
> Have seen death and suffering
> I am proud to have shared with each and everyone of you
> You deserve long and happy lives in peace

Its been an honor. I look forward to telling my children and grandchildren this story one day. Truly privileged to have participated in this past year.

HAAAAAAA

Unpredictable...

Who /neo-nazi/ here?

>66222
Trump will win the debates

>Sudan and South Sudan not separated on the globe

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>No tie

what did he mean by this?

WHO THE FUCK SNITCHED?!

ROFL

fake and gay

Ah Hell yeah!

IVE BEEN WAITING
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
SO GOD DAMN LONG
TO SING OUR SONG
TO STUMP THE SHILLARY
TO RIGHT THE LEFT
TO MAKE US RICH
TO MAKE US LOVED
TO MAKE US POWERFUL
TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
WE HAVE TRANSCENDED MEMES
WE WERE CHALLENED
AND WE HAVE ARISEN
OUR SHITPOSTING WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR AGES.
PREPARE FOR BATTLE

epin

Might treat myself to a beer
Tank top and panties
Avoiding public, chilling with the internet
Chair or bed, depending on whether liberal roommate is around

How many bings/bongs?

fuck off david duke

Hey shills, you might need this to stop yourselves from an heroing

youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y

No hard feelings

I hope they both get assassinated on stage

Kek has willed it

Peper Holt

Nergal pls

Kek

WHAT PROOF CUNT???

It's RCP.

I wonder if there will be a surge of children being born nine months from tonight

nubread

>NO TIE

HOLY SHIT DRUMPF IS SO UNPRESIDENTIAL

It wasn't him. Just someone from his campaign with access to the account. Trump is too busy listening to Germanic war chants right now.

"Look at all the fucks I'm not giving"

>Trump easily could have been shitposting just now on Cred Forums on the ride over to the debate

CHECKED

Shqipe I'm ready with my 6 pack of Heineken. Trump16

>(((CNN)))

>NY only likely Dem instead of solid

I...I never thought I'd see the day

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

TORAG'S
ANCIENT'S STAFF

DELET

TARGET ASSIGNMENTS
>TARGET ASSIGNMENTS
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TARGET ASSIGNMENTS

I'll just leave this here.
kek.jp/en/index.html

ridiculous desu, it is mere banting

the reddit one was actually him or his staff

you should make this a real twitter parody account

lol trump is done

fucking kek

Woolf on cnn looks like he's going to start crying, MSM are shook up and the debate not even started praise kek

My OFFICIAL Hillary for Prison shirt arrived literally today after about 2-3 weeks. The post cost nearly as much as the t shirt but it's worth it.

>tfw conditioning is broken

>Cred Forums vs CTR at Internet poll rigging

It's going to be an interesting night.

not if democrats continue to hold. status quo isn't changing

i might actually have to vote now

Of course Trump would be Henry.

But, they didn't. LOL!

...

BLOW YOUR TRUMPET!!! HILLARY!!! AS I BEHELD THE BEWILDERMENT OF HOFSTRA!!!

Drinking Chai Latte

Wearing shirt and boxerbriefs and my MAGA hat.

MAGAing hard

Sitting on my desk.

That crisis counselor is gonna earn her paycheck tonight when Trump bends Hillary over her tiny podium and schlongs her.

>He wasn't going to vote anyway
kill yourself.

Where have we heard that one?

AHAHAHA

Enough coke and meth amphetamine to kill a herd of Buffalo

All sorts of stuff. Perhaps they will alter her mood.

>Bangs root beer
>Jeans and a T-shirt
>probably touching myself while watching porn during any boring parts
>I'm laying down in my bed with my laptop on my belly and my head propped up comfortably.

nigga chicago is a different game

>Paid shills vs weaponized autism for free

We'll win

Ummmmmmmm guys. I saw a guy at university today wearing a "Hillary for prison" shirt today (sexist shirt btw). And I thought everyone would be yelling at the Drumpf supporting lunatic racist. But everyone complimented him. They said Hillary was bad. Don't they understand that Drumpf is bad? I thought university students were supposed to be smart and progressive.

What the fuck?? How can university students support this racist sexist Drumpf??? Hillary has some issues but they're so minor compared to Drumpf's bigotry. I thought everyone in university loved Hillary.

Are all Americans even university students just so sexist and racist now. I just can't even. I'm still trembling a little from the experience.

Just like Brexit. Really makes you think.

An army of volunteers will always defeat an army of conscripts.

what happened? who posted here?

(you)

>buzzfeed doing a poll on their shitty website that they will later claim is 100% unbiased

Is Hillary using a step stool to look taller?
any pictures of it?

Libshits mad that c-span is going to have a full split-screen coverage

Thanks leaf. I worked hard on that post. I'm going to put it in the other general too. I knew not all leaves are bad people.

Bump

damn this shit feels like new years eve or something like that tomorrow nothing will be the same anymore this will be historical for the u.s and more or less show us who will win and if trump is it..the whole e.u situation will stand under a different light i love you sons of bitches we did it

It's pretty obvious she'll use one. Not even mad about it, I'd say it's fair that on TV everyone is at more or less the same height. What's more, we've been accustomed to it just because it makes framing shots easier.

Agreed

They're going to try to fight us at our own game, armed with low energy memes and Canada-tier banter.

you have to put it everywhere over /pol in every thread..we all should for the next 12hours atleast

>full split-screen coverage

What does this mean exactly?

Just picture Hillary doing her pre-debate nap right now

CHECKED PRAISE KEK

That is one nice meme, I will usurp it.
And you are right, the debates are not that important (according to Scott Memes) but still very fun and the energy boost is needed.