Old age is terrifying desu

Kek

For you

Hearty kek

Here, have a (You). You deserve it.

Whose crazy now, huh? Larry King was running scams left and right.

the absolutemad man

That's just sort of losing your mind.

Brando ruined himself with his lifestyle, not through aging

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Trump looks like the guy on the right kek.

KEK

He was blaspheming against KEK. He paid dearly.

Kekin hard my man

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Don't let your body go to shit.

oh, you.

fuck he is hot

bernies been feeling the bern lately

sure

but brando was just addicted to food later on

>Old age is terrifying desu
For the vain in a shit culture, sure.

I'm seeing more and more 70 year olds with bodies like this.
That guy looks a whole lot like my father who's 66.

I get a feeling that human age has been pushed back 15~ years, or extended that much and people nowadays stay healthy and younger far longer than they used to.
I bet that we're going to start seeing tons of +100 year olds popping up during the next 20-30 years.

kek

to think if bernie lifted... he would be president

Ahahahaha...omg I haven't laughed like this in ages...thanks user I needed this

A body in motion stays in motion.

People just end up as jaded fucks who give up and stop exercising or eating healthy. It's not old age but rather their old personality. You can prevent that easily just by eating right and going for walks, lift some weights, and maybe ride a bike once a week.

kek

Doesn't have to be.

youtube.com/watch?v=skRb-oND3qA

if bernie lifted and posted picture of his body like this, he probably would have won by sheer aesthetics alone. hillary wouldnt be able to look at him without shitting herself and trump would have looked like a fat orange ball next to him

if only you got the gains bernie, if only

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God bless

how many goy foreskins did he eat to look like that?

how the fuck?
roids?

This. My grandpa is 97 and has more energy than me. He still mows the lawn, shovels the neighbors' driveway, builds things in his woodshop and keeps my grandma on her toes.

Age really is a matter of mindset.

God damn man i hope i have that body at some point in my life

I would have voted Bernie if he was jacked desu

kek

And on her back too right?

Shit, I had a cough attack here.
huehuehuehuehuehueh

Hgh

Better than Viagra.
And the health issues arnt such a scare at that age.

This is a prime example of what the human body is capable of. The fact that the education and knowledge of healthy foods is better than ever before.

Eat some fucking quinoa, eat some beans and rice, eat some pea pods and some fruit. It's so fucking easy, this food isn't that expensive!

>Not surprisingly from these gorge-fests, the costumer on “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1962), James Taylor, claims Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.

>By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.

>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread. During these years, the 5′ 10″ Marlon’s weight would balloon up to an incredible 350 pounds at one point.

HOLY FUCKING KEK

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Old age is Liberating .
FIFY

He made the greatest movie of all time when he got older.

yeah, this guy body would be even impressive even for a 50.

Level of test decrease rapidly after you hit age of 30.

hrt is secret of all grandpa hollywood starts, rich people live longer thanks to test + hgh in very small doses on long term (years).

Growth hormones and hormone replacement therapy. Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone are doing a similar regimen. Old guys don't look like that without lots of chemical assistance.

Holy shit literally keking hard

nah we're literally not going to be able to afford their pensions.
medical advances will likely wait until the boomer generation has died off, western countries are going to have a hard enough time paying to keep them alive while also prviding incentives for the aging working class to have children.

>5′ 10″

The saddest part of this greentext

>By the 1980s, there were reports that one of his girlfriends had left him because he failed to keep his promise of losing weight. He seemed to be dieting, but to her astonishment, he never lost weight. She found out that Jack Nicholson had been throwing bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Dr. estate late at night to relieve the hunger pangs of his famished friend.
>I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
Brando didn't give a fuck.

>He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments.

Was he, "our guy?"

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underrated

TRT + HGH is magical

Include my in the screencap!

Top KEK

As Miss Bette Davis once said "Old age ain't for sissies."

youtube.com/watch?v=FK3vpdmEFow

The death of so many of his children had nothing to do with the depression.
The guy was a manlet, 175 cm, it eventually caught up on him and he died from depression caused by being a manlet.