2016 Presidential Debate Official Thread

THEY ARNT STICKYING IT

actually i think the mods actually need to make it so this is more presidential debate general

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/asp/ reporting in

soon user

mods = fags

Kek wills Hillary will lose TONIGHT.

OK FAGGOTS WE NEED TO GO TO 1 STREAM WITH UNMODERATED CHAT STOP SPAMMING 30 STREAMS.

/eb/ here

he wills it

TRUMP WILL DO WELL

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WHO /peeing themselves/ HERE

Whatcha eatin Cred Forums?

>yaki udon

>rolling sticky

[spoiler]/mlp/[/spoiler] reporting in.

Cred Forums standing by

STICKY NAOW

Is this proof Cred Forums is the worst board? Meme trolling "stickies" on the eve of something of import to the board?

Praise Kek!

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>out jewwing the jews

pee pee poo poo
I can't make it to the loo

GAS THE FUCKING KIKES
TONIGHT WE WIN
TOMORROW THE DAY OF THE ROPE

/vp/ reporting

Who /clinton/ here?

I can't be the only one..

Wife is picking me up Burger KANG

sorry i got hiro to kick you guys out of spee but your autists were too much

Cred Forums checking in

>they rate hillary

Post debate battlestations

Cred Forums here

/vg/ reporting

/vp/ Standing by

Glory be to Kek
and to the Trump
and to the Ivanka.
As it was in the beginning,
is now,
and ever shall be,
world without end.
Amen.

Trump is playing on hell mode tonight. ONE slip up or unclear answer and he will be destroyed by the mainstream media. Hillary is playing on babby mode and has home field advantage.

This is going to be a rough one. Please see us through this tough time Kek.

HAIL KEK

Cred Forums standing by

ALL STATES, REPORT IN.

WISCONSIN FAG IS HERE

Who is this qt?

/jp/ reporting in

I just ate quesadillas 10 minutes ago.

Cred Forums standing by.

Cred Forums standing by and getting pulseaudio to work

what should I do for the next half hour?

We're here for an execution, not a debate!

Hillary's campaign dreams die tonight!

>checks flag

Makes sense.

Cred Forums standing by

mods = fags

but still

get in here

California. Save me.

Cred Forums IS HERE

/R9K/ reporting in

Cred Forums reporting in.

MEME DIVISION REPORTING

ALL COSMIC FROG PRIESTS REPORT

WE NEED TO FOCUS OUR ENERGY THROUGH KEK TO SUPERCHARGE IT AND FOCUS THE MEME MAGIC INTO TRUMP

MEME

MEME LIKE YOU NEVER MEMED BEFORE

Wisfag at work reporting in, will be following closely this evening.

West Michigan here

NY here, knowing we're going blue is suffering

TACTICAL PEPE REPORTING IN

/fa/ reporting in

youtube.com/watch?v=w6dCBUAjwog

I appreciate the loli, but only a deluded person would think Trump has a chance.

This debate will likely not change anything, Hillary's campaign has been waiting for this moment.

>wfy it's not a rollan stikey

Cred Forums

Even /jp/ is here.

Clinton's campaign ends tonight.

Here is what will happen, Trump will make himself look retarded and like a bumbling idiot and his supporters will find excuses for it and Hilary will tell lies deflect all night while her paid "supporters" justify her babble

Why bother? This is the worst election in recent history

the fire rises

/k/ is ready

GEORGIA

/msg/ reporting in!

Neck yourself fucktard

Is this the comfy thread?

/x/ REPORTING IN

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you are, kraut

help me out bros

I have to write a CV, it will be my first job ever - as a shop assistant - could you give me some tips?

3-4 sentences are more than enough. Just tips like "I'm team oriented" etc.
The moment I have to write anything about myself my brain shuts off.
Please bros, this is serious

Have a Barbara Palvin

yes

/gif/ fapping my way into politics

/diy/ reporting in

/diy/ reporting in

lel OP got cucked

NY

Still voting for Trump despite it being a blue state

California reporting, go TRUMP

MAI

FOOKIN

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/cgl/ here

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SHUT THE FUCK UP MERKEL

CT report in, the red part of CT

pls be a grill

PLS looks like an Italian qt

Bro I wish I was watching the debates with you man. I feel you.

>tfw eating bananas
Yes, poor students still exist in Scandinavia

/out/ checkin in

When will the Anthony Cumia, Gavin McInnes, Pat Dixon stream be up? They said they were doing a free show for the debates.

pls be a grill. looks like an italian qt

DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU!

>sticky
No its not. You got cucked by mods already

Reports say that Hillary was wheelchaired in.

wew two of us right in a row of such a slow board

/o/ checking in

/r9k/ standing by

>tfw no qt MAGA gf to watch the debate with

/o/ standing by

/tg/ ready to make some juicy memes

/tg/ reporting.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

OP KEKED THE FUCK OUT

I HOPE YOU READ THIS OP YOU FUCKING KEK

fuck it switch to your Windows partition

Jill "J U S T" Stein has been taken away from Hofstra

Anyone remember that based asian guy that gave a speech at a Trump rally?

Shit gave me chills.

CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

>canada dry
jelly af familia

I bet she was a cutie when she was a loli

Clinton can't STAND the heat! Pitiful!

Cred Forums reporting in. Debate threads on Cred Forums keep getting deleted even though it's clearly Cred Forums related.

>Clinton's campaign ends tonight.
and the crowd goes wild

Cred Forums reporting in

and vs Nvidia shitposting, engaged

/o/ here, making assmad gm fangirls miserable

TRUMP has never had to deal with a debate like this.

One on one with a knowledgeable opponent.

Go back and look at the Republican primaries and in those debates he always backed off from talking when policy and how to pay for things came up. In nearly all of them he only spoke about 10 minutes total.

TRUMP has always been heavy on generalities and always leaves the audience wanting when pressed for details. This is going to be 90 minutes of policy and how governance actually works. There will be no hiding while others argue and swooping in with a quip at the tail end.

He. Is. Done.

THE OWL EATS THE FROG.

/u/ here, fampai.

CNN IS SHIT

/p/ reporting in.

Florida, present.

You wouldn't kill a roach with a magic spell
Bullets work best for sending googles to hell

Nose picker

Merkel supporter, kys

Czech'd
Posting

You guys have those webms fired up?

>(((official))) thread
>rolling sticky
Did you expect to get off by having a mod sticky your shit thread?

Texas reporting in

/his/ here

your dubs are a mere mirage, do not trust this man

Kek be with us all!

Kek be with Trump!

The chosen one... debates tonight.

Hillary's making Bill wait backstage.

/tg/ here to DIE FOR THE EMPEROR

Spain for im going to be so fucking sleepy tomorrow i hope it's worth it

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...
And I'm all out of bubble gum...

>watching CNN past the 90s

Cred Forums standing by

New York hoping to get uncucked tonighr

/fit/ here

Chat is disabled for this live stream.

We ride
We die
Together

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble
memes flow dank and digits double
watch globalist plans collapse to rubble

/tg/ REPORTING IN

LETS

MAKE TERRA GREAT AGAIN

/trv/ here

Cred Forums here

/o/ front and center

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god damn this are the longest minutes of my life

You're here to watch a debate, not spout memes.

/toy/'s shipment rolling in.

Will you please be quiet during the debate
"Praise kek!"

CALIFAG

So this is the official comfy thread?

125K IN THE FUCKING CNN YOUTUBE LIVE STREAM.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Watch out, we shitposted so hard memes that they changed the course of history.

36k on Infowars stream

Cred Forums standing by.

Iceland?

/r9k/ here

135K in the CNN now lmao

It goes up like 10K every two minutes

Who /nervous/ here?

Cred Forums here

Who else is pooping now? I'm not missing a second if this

I don't know if I'm nervous or excited

LESS THAN 10 MINUTES

/tg/ reporting in

the comments on the live stream has got me in tears. Bitch is ded.

>leaf
>/r9k/er
I'll spare you tonight

If anyone wants to shitpost while they watch it:

cytube r OCDWatcher

What are they saying?

/brit/ here alri lads

What time is it in Denmark 'O Faithful Danish Man?

/lit/ here

Soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=m8a2IT2qY6A

Dude, I've been hyping this up all day I'm beyond both hype amd nervous

What city, friend?

I'm also a robot.

Cred Forums reporting in

Miami-Dade County standing by.

02:53AM

who /nervous/ here

wearing MAGA hat whilst watching

r8 my bingo Cred Forums

/lit/

I NEED THE BEST DEBATE DRINKING GAME PICS THERE ARE
My booze and fine-glasswear are at the ready.

Your sacrifice will be rewarded.

here

Is Bill popping a boner?

Cred Forums here. Hoping to see some amazing hilarity tonight during this debate.

Broward County, looking down my nose at you

>no wage gap

/sci/ reporting

ITS TIME!

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What time is it starting? Is it delayed?

you guys ditch the general too?

no need to be nervous, trump will dominate

>Pepe
Every fucking time

>Lester Holt looks shook as fuck

Hail /lit/bro

Empty room! Green screen!?

3 minutes

stickies are cancer

/sci/ here

100 million bearing wittiness to the death of a nation.

OH BABY LESTER IN THE H

this is a good way to kill yourself tbqh

it kills my computer

5 minutes lad

TRUMP WILL WIN
MY DIGITS CONFIRM

Same, my heart is racing

theme: youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s

Starts in 3min

I'm not saying yolo, but yolo.

CNN Stream down as it hits 170K viewers

Gold Leader, standing by

>Shillary is shitting herself furiously in the hallway as we speak

It's starting in about 5 dings

/k/ standing by.

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Keeps the people who like fast-shit contained. I prefer a slower environment.

I'm actually nervous for him.

What the fuck.

>yfw Clinton dies before the debate even begins

1 minute bois

No, user. To the rebirth of a nation. Check em

>stuck at work
>no alcohol to dull the nerves

what do i do lads

LESS THAN A MINUTE

Shit this is tense

what's the big deal? isn't this going to be really boring? like both treading super carefully?

Hillary will die 15 min. in

SHOWTIME

/mlp/ standing by.

FUCK TRUMP

You aren't alone. If I was american I'd be voting for Hillary.

TURNER CNN Copyright claimed the youtube stream

My dick is so hard right now

make yourself throw up and go home early

>tfw posting times are already slowing down
>tfw Cred Forums goes down within 5 minutes of the start

As much as I would love to see Trump throw a shoe at her he's going to be very calm and reserved, and then he'll adjust accordingly to how its received in the next few debates. If he loses tonight you can expect a thrown shoe next time.

/fa/ standing by

COUGHING FIT, PANTS WITH SHIT!

Me too

Stay sober for Trump

HABBENING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HERE WE GO CUNCE

WHEN WILL IT START?

She shits herself 1 minute in, I'm calling it now

Is there any break time between the 15 mins?

Cred Forums here

Cred Forums reporting in.

REMINDER SNOWDEN IS A HERO AND TO INSTALL GENTOO ASAP

3,2,1 ..... KEK be with us

Earpiece is kill

ᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉ
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP
SHE MUST SIT
ᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉᛉ

THEY@RE LATEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cred Forums reportan
>tfw new ffxiv patch in a few hours
>and new mob psycho 100 today
>get to watch hillary malfunction live on stage

COMFY

ooh. that's a good one. should I get rid of the jew one to replace it?

tfw somebody else got to cum in savanah before me

HERE WE GO

JUST

hillary is gonna kill me

HERE WE GO FAGGOTS

Why does the media keep hyping the debates up as a pay per view event?

penis

PENIS

P E N I S

>two minutes late
is....is it happening?

[s4s] here :^)

First time on Cred Forums
I don't like it here

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>1812 rendition on CSPAN

This is going to be historic.

You cunts watching on prime or online?

They can't start
Hillary's died backstage

Cred Forums masturbating in bathroom

I eat poop

Hillary's furious pants-shitting has already caused the debate to be delayed for a few minutes. No, doubt a team of specialists are changing her diaper back stage as fast as possible.

TIME TO ROLL

Here we go youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3506259923&feature=iv&src_vid=tFn_X7lMdjY&v=M8NAypD-djo

AHH
AHHH IM GONNA CRINGE SO HARD

CUBAN

get in the main thread, lads

Because they can fill a shit ton of time with no content.

my head feels like its going to explode

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=uFSwkIgN2oM

/sci/ standing by

Clinton is stuck on the toilet, can't shit.

Hillary's bathroom breaks.

HERE WE GO BOYS

>FINAL BOSS
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I'm hoping Crux breaks in to save the night.

Fuck Hillary, fuck Drumpf, fuck corruption, fuck stupidity

Is this the comfy thread?

fuck stickies

>38 watching now

now this can't be right

>implying this isn't pay per view worthy

BILLED

Let's go

Can't contain excitement.

I'm nervous.

/fit/ reporting.

1000 reply limit

>please clap
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY CAN'T I FUCKING POST?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is gonna be the most glorious of shit shows, ladies and gentlemen.

So /comfy/ man

I still think Hillary will call in sick at the last minute.

IT SFUCKING HAPPENIDNG!!!!!!

As close to comfy as your going to get

I hope trump pulls out his pistol and shoots lester holt in the head

TOWARDS UNTO GLORY!

yeah man fuck the sticky

>she called him donald not trump
>she already coughing

is it actually on anywhere?
i only see still images and talking heads

ALPHA HANDSHAKE

hats aren't allowed during the debates, go home

ruby is a big baby

Cred Forums reporting in

Lester Holt is weird looking

LOL she's coughing already

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

how long until the debate?

>drumpf
Hows middle school

There are so many people posting it is being very slow to get them through.

FINAL BOSS: HILLARY CLINTON
>FINAL BOSS: HILLARY CLINTON
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SHE CAN TALK!

Same, bro.

what are you doing here, friend? :)

Now she's for industry and small business? loool okay

She's already walking like she has shit in her pants.

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this

tbqhfam

>stickies
fuck off you stupid redditor

Pls give another JEB! level performance in crushing Clinton Trump!

/k/ reporting.

is that roger from american dad o-o nice costume

How does Trump get his hair to be cotton candy consistency?

This sounds rehearsed.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS THE CANDIDATES HAVE BEEN FRAMED WITH

>that stern gaze

>watching alex jones stream
>he wont shut the fuck up
jesus christ hes such a faggot

/fa/ggot reporting for duty

HAS THE STREAM STARTED?? WHY WON'T IT START ON MY COMPUTER?? PLS HALP!!!

Look, it's Teresa Barnwell.

>>>>>>gender income inequality meme
idgaf about the rules I'm taking a drink.

>that smug as fuck Trump

for those with streaming problems, I gotcha famaladingdong.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kgiu_K9D-18

this is just the same shit he always says

hillary won the handshake she went further. she was the greeter

I've already forgotten what hillary said, was she even on topic?

He's taking the blue collar worker, a Democratic party staple.

Here you go.
youtube.com/watch?v=EuHuzhzb1nc

Fox's YouTube stream is up, go there, I missed the beginning because the one I was on wasn't working

there're other streaming

She has an estate tax in her plan that will screw over small business.

It was just buzzwords.

Yeah it started. Just refresh.

Except he's saying it to your entire country this time you idiot.

Are there any drinking games for this? I feel like there should be drinking games for this

Cred Forums here

Lets hope he brings that up.

It's a wider audience. Hillary isn't saying anything differently.

Why do Liberals like to use the suffering of their parents to make them look like john everyman?

China is killing us in trade

Who's winning

who here /alexjones/

The Water Filter Merchant stream is comfy as fuck

>"I c-call it t-t-trumped up, eheh"

She's afraid, lads.

If you want to live through the night, don't attempt this.

>Hillary starting with the attacks on trump before trump starts on hizza

the fuck

>My father gave me a small loan

He doesn't
Give
A
Fuck

Does Trump have a cold?

>already attacking trump for being rich
kek this gon be good

Unlike Trumps? It's a 2 minute answer. There are no real answers here.

DEY TOOK UR JEEERBS.

Trump moves like a bird when Hillary is talking.
Waterfall during the entire debate.

I hear her speak but nothing comes out.

Every time Hillary uses a buzz word, we die of alcohol poisoning

Trump. Is doing a good job at not making faces/reacting to anything she says. When he actually goes into specifics, he owns her.

TRUMP ATTACKING HILLARY
>HILLARY SHITS HER PANTS

A keystone of his image is that he's a successful businessman. But he isn't.

Trump has been explaining the economics of why the jobs leave, he is substantive.

he may of done a line of coke

>How are you going to bring back jobs
>I'm going to renegotiate the trade deals
>How about some specific?

THAT FUCKING WAS SPECIFIC

Hillary is dressed in red. Like the Devil. Trump is dressed in black, white, and blue. Dressed like a knight.

Blaming him for dodgy banking policies being pushed by the government ?

>that's called business by the way

LMAO

Does Trump have a cold? The sniffing is more than a little noticeable.

IMPERIUS TRUMP

>worth over a billion
>not a good business man
>not in bank
>WUTTTTT

She's talking about the housing collapse...caused by her husband's policies. Sigh.

Good thinking on his part, keeps him sharp. Well done Trump.

wtf I love Hilary now

Anyone see the physical cues that they're getting on each others nerves?

It isn't. It's a vague wave at a general region.

The attitudes.

not for the people who don't know exactly what trade deals he is talking about

NIGA HILLARY SUCKS DICK

This. It was because of bad bank morgages , that couldn't be paid off by spics and niggers

Both candidate as spouting buzzwords but Hillary's definitely saying stuff that would appeal to more people. Trump is too basic.