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Stockmarket watch

DB dropped 7.58% yesterday

Get ready folks

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cnbc.com/2016/09/26/germany-wont-let-deutsche-bank-become-lehman-moment-analyst-peter-boockvar.html
finance.yahoo.com/quote/DB?p=DB
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bankruptcy_of_Lehman_Brothers
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IT'S HAPPENING!!!

How long until the market opens?

The jews are putting Trump in office so they can blame him on the market crash theyre about to pull, screen cap this.

I thought it opened at 7 am.
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MAKE IT HAPPEN

Oh lord please don't let this end in a horrible disaster, I just want my country back

Incorrect.

Crash this bitch, no survivors

End all gibsmedat in germany, and kill merkel.

The power of dubs compells you

10 minutes from now, on the dot.

Get hype.

Germany will perish to save the west.

You must go through hell again Hans

Only then can you become great

>Oh lord please don't let this end in a horrible disaster, I just want my country back
you're gonna get it back but only once the globalists have wrung it for every penny and the migrants have burned it down

Where and how did it all go so wrong, when I was a kid I wanted to be a Bundeswehr soldier, I felt like a patriot, I felt happy and proud, now I just feel sad, this can't be

>I just want my country back

You will get it back, it is just that it will look a lot more like it did before the Romans let you guys become citizens.

You have a wonderful future.

Another day closer to the day of the rope

no its midnight pst i keep telling you guys this

So at what number does it explode? Should I prep the popcorn now?

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what

your pop corn shoulda been ready its been over

This is why I'm shorting China right now.

I have faith that a crash will happen. I want it to happen so I can invest at lower prices.

canada will be bankrupt long before deustsche bank leafbro

If doubles then for global recession soon.

>implying anybody will want your monopoly money

It has opened. Doooiiiingggg

better have a back up plan for some kinda currency to switch to the new gold backed yuan

mud huts nigga, mud huts.

Communism will win.

germany must die so the white man can live

Not so fast buddy

show the larger trend you candyass

who has secret jew link

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

nvm goys

let's hope for the rope

Am also sad that the Fatherland has become degenerate and dead.

Oma would be rolling in her grave right now

European markets dont open for another hour, is DB carried on Asian markets?

here is some instructional videos for the Germans.

how to make a hut.
youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE

how to eat your neighbor why looking cool.
youtube.com/watchv=fL22VFISsJI

nope its germanys market

also times for markets worldtimezone.com/markets24.php

DB is so big that Germany cannot let it fail because it underwrites its export economy, underwrites almost all EU insurance, and is the upstream bank for a shitload of retail banks across the EU. Merkel will just secretly print money to save it so your children will have to pay off that debt, and their grand children too.

Deutsche, under (((Boaz Weinstein))) took bank derivative exposure to a whole new level and they've been trying to dig themselves out of this hole for the past 5-7 years.

The world's financial community can't really let Deutsche fail either as this would trigger a whole shitload of ISDA agreements and domino effect the entire global economy.

tl;dr It's not going to fail, it will end up being owned by the German government all because some scumbag Weinstein purposely ran up derivatives exposure in order to personally profit.

My great-grandfather, who was a Wehrmacht soldier, would be weeping for our future

This one?

oh sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=fL22VFISsJI

There we go

last time for shills, merkel said that she doesnt want to help the bank she does not care.

It's now lower then it was during 08-09 banking crisis and it will soon be worth shitall. Fun times ahead.

Wrong side won the civil war of 1918.
There would be no independent Finland without Soviet Russia nor lenin.

>the world market right now and the projections for today of Yurop and the Americas

No go back even further.

C'mon just fucking die already

please show me a picture of what the dow today will look like i want to know,

I remember about this same time last week, some sperg was predicting a stock market crash on Thursday. Of course, the stock market went up on Thursday.

The moral of the story is that Cred Forums is always right... except when its wrong and you should never ever take investing advice from Cred Forums

spain it opens in 48 minutes

It's open now.

that was me Canada i was that jew i was trying to get your guys attention of this collapse

>Communism will win.

Communism 101:

>Problem: Too much of the wealth is concentrated in the hands of too few people!

>Solution: Let's concentrate ALL of the wealth into the hands of even FEWER people!

This is why it fails every single time. Their solution is the problem that they claim needs solving, only more extreme. The moment you centralize all of the wealth and then give control of it over to a government run by a select few "representatives" and other politicians, things get WORSE.

cnbc.com/2016/09/26/germany-wont-let-deutsche-bank-become-lehman-moment-analyst-peter-boockvar.html
>Germany won't let Deutsche Bank become ‘Lehman moment’
OH GOD IT'S A CONTINENTAL LEHMAN MOMENT

things are going to get ugly in germany.
Can't wait until the unemployment hits and the german economy tanks, i bet they will then be real pleased with importing hordes of muds and dindus. It is going to be a real shit show once the gibs run out

>DB has a comparative market cap to Leeman Bros in 2008
>Leeman Bros ded
>US alive
>EU will use QE to deal with DB or a bail out
>Not much of anything will happen as US demonstrated, markets have a panic for a while but recover within 5 years and then exceed levels as per US 2008-2016

Prove me wrong

not gonna effect america is it? My tendies account.

communism =/= state capitalism

If it doesn't go down again today expect a few weeks of it hovering around the 10 mark

DB is many times the size of Lehman and the markets are already on life support with negative interest rates.

bingo great buying opportunity

Why is this shit happening tho

>Prove me wrong

STOP RUINING OUR CALLS FOR RUINATION! THAT IS RUINOUS TO OUR BASELESS PROJECTIONS!

>communism becomes "state capitalism" or collapses every single time
>"Trust me guys, the system works perfect. It's just been a fluke it becomes a murderous, genocidal dictatorship or a failed state every single time."
What're the best countries Communism has to offer? Cuba and Vietnam. Fantastic.

probably not too much, your businesses are in china and mexico and germany is not someone who you export lots of shit to as far as i know. It is never easy to tell how an economic disaster plays out

finance.yahoo.com/quote/DB?p=DB
16B

leeman bros
The filing remains the largest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history, with Lehman holding over $600 billion in assets.[1]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bankruptcy_of_Lehman_Brothers

I hope we crash tbqh
All my friends in finance and law have become arrogant yuppies

Personally as supporter of market socialism I would have to say China and Yugoslavia.

I severely underestimated the MC of LB

It's even less of a thing

people were saying the idea of lehman's collapse was baseless before it happened

I don't think you understand the scope of DB crumbling.

Merkel has no choice but to try a 'bail in' first to see if that will fix the problem if there's a default, it won't because of the massive exposure to credit default swaps (DB's collapse causes other banks to collapse, which are insured by DB so just causes DB to collapse even more ect), so we're talking the German government having to bail it out with tax money or else the entire German economy is destroyed.

Remember, all exports underwritten by DB and pretty much most German and EU insurance is underwritten by them. Insurance like trillion dollar senior investor tranche (the senior investor being other countries).

it is going to come with a nice and bitter bi-taste of diversity.
Flee user, leave the cucks behind so they can eat the red pill the hard way

>DB is many times the size of Lehman

GO TO THE DESIGNATED THREAD WITH ALL THE LINKS

>September 9: Share price fall on back of collapse of talks with Korea Development Bank wipes over 30% off Lehman's market value. Lehman Brothers, with a market capitalisation of $6.8bn is worth less than Bear Stearns' $7.2bn on the Friday it announced JP Morgan's government-backed funding programme, which came two days before the bank was taken over. At the beginning of 2007, Lehman's market capitalisation had been $54.6bn compared with Bear's $39.2bn.

It's not

efinancialnews.com/story/2008-09-15/lehman-brothers-a-timeline

If DB takes a huge shit and destroys Merkel, Germany as a whole, and the euro... will the Polish zloty get rekt?

Remember they did fairly well in 2008

Cuba ain't so bad, sure it could be better but most people seem OK

We will make Germany great again in our lifetime. Get active in the alt-right, start listening to the daily Shoah and Fash the nation podcasts if you don't already.

It's market cap might not be, but it has insurance derivatives into the trillions

>lehman holding 600b in assets when it fell.
>db holding 1.9 trillion currently

gotta learn some accounting

Regarding market socialism, I'd agree in those cases. Though China is currently engaging in a genocide of thousands of people from a peaceful religious minority, so I'm not so sure they're the best example.

>It's going up

You were saying?

Market Cap is literally just the shares outstanding . It's shares outstanding x current market price.

>China and Yugoslavia.

What kind of fucking choice is that?

Socialism is the infant form of communism. What people don't want to see, even though they are fully able, is how this cycle inevitably either leads to pure communism (or near enough) or a total collapse.

1. Citizens know they can vote themselves money and resources.

2. Politicians know they can buy votes through bribing taxpayers with their own money.

This leads to a country full of entitle shitheads who only ever vote themselves more shit. It is simply the case that no one ever votes to lower their standard of living. As countries try harder and hard to vote themselves more and more, their expenses outweight their income, which necessitates borrowing. Although borrowing it not a bad thing in and of itself, it becomes a dangerous bedfellow when you are forced to rely on it ENTIRELY just to keep funding your own entitlements.

Eventually, more and more of your GDP is gobbled up just to pay the interest alone, which, when combined with ever greater expenses being payed for with an ever shrinking tax base.... will inevitably lead to a fucking meltdown.

All we are doing is kicking the can down the road at this point.

>Cuba ain't so bad
I'd agree, but if Cuba and Vietnam are the best you have to offer, that's pretty sad. I'll hand it to Vietnam for doing the actual idealistic communist thing and interceding in a neighboring war and genocide. It's one of the better southeast Asian countries as far as governing goes.

>daily shoah
>fash the nation

jesus you could have given him some actual advice. Like reading Plato, Xenophon, Evola, Raspail, De Maistre.

Don't make him a faggy alt right, make him an invincible philosopher king.

it's closed, how its going up?

pic related

this its 30 minutes till

europe just opened

Germany's economy problem is that 50% of their wealth comes from exports to other European nations. When DB falls and with that whole market system crashes affecting other countries economy thus giving them less money to buy German goods. It will be a double whammy on Germany. That's why they have panically kept Greece on float so that first brick in the wall wouldn't fall. Now add "refugee" crisis to the mix and you get a Germany in ruins after the DB fall. Really troublesome times ahead, specially for Germany.
China which has 80% of it's population living with a wage of less then 2 dollars a day. Great success m8.

oh i was unaware

yeah shit is fucked then, hahaha

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So they lose money our money then bailout with our money?

I'm not extolling the virtues of communism by any means either, just that Cuba, and by extension most Cubans seem pretty happy people

Considering the embargo with America as well they've done quite well for themselves, lots of chinkshit though

Vietnam is honestly quite surprising, I thought it would be full red terror mode after the war but it doesn't seem to be the case

ha ya dude kinda fucked up. who knows if shit hits the fan, but just get ready to buy stocks if shit tanks.

Deutsche Bank is considerably larger than Lehman Brothers. It’s derivatives book is 20 times German GDP.

It can't fail, because any breach in the counterparty chain and suddenly all net becomes gross (as in the case of the Lehman bankruptcy), and we're talking 72 Trillion collapse. DB insures some of the banks in it's notional so those banks lose insurance, are shady Italian banks already on life support, they collapse, that notional house of cards goes with it.

tl;dr 72 trillion exposure to other EU banks, many of them shady Italian banks that could implode with DB. Definitely bigger than Lehman Bros

pushing all my meme mana to accelerate things in zogermany

danke schon kek for trips in id

SEND HER VICTORIOUS

HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

LONG TO REIGN O'ER ME

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

October will be hell

>most Cubans seem pretty happy people

So do the North Koreans.

Ever seen videos? They are always smiling and enjoying themselves.

Totally legit.

>Living in the EU during GFC x 2

good luck with that ''''''shit''''''''

I can't imagine the clusterfuck that'll result, you're going to have actual EU economic migrants flooding in from all over

enjoy

Forgot to add, even though bilateral derivatives can always be netted, even in bankruptcy, which make up the bulk of the notional outstanding as per the ISDA Master Agreement it runs into a house of cards as poor regulations allowed DB to be both an investment bank for derivatives speculation and insurance bank, which severely complicates the whole ISDA/multi national treaties in place that protect this kind of default.

There's too many media jews hand waving away that massive exposure without realizing DB is insuring it's own insurers, and owns a lot of the counterparties in it's own derivatives book. They basically traded with themselves.

tl;dr if it fails Germany = Somalia overnight

You blokes left just in time.

I thought it was weird at first, but now I get it.

Islam is incompatible with secular values, they need to perish.
There is no such thing as communist country, since no state,money or oppressive hierarchy exists in communism.

>There is no such thing as communist country, since no state,money or oppressive hierarchy exists in communism.

Don't forget the 'no laws'

Communist manifesto is such a great meme

i remember seeing a thread about a month ago saying the market would crash on 9/26

I've actually been to Cuba though, three times now

Not to the tourist complexes either, in central Havana the first time and then Holguin and Santiago de Cuba

Article 50 soon brother

if society isn't crumbling after i come back in 20 minutes i want a fucking refund

+1.61%

fug

10.54!!!!

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

>oh ye faggots of little faith

bump

It'll be down another 6% by the end of the day.

>....this would trigger a whole shitload of ISDA agreements and domino effect the entire global economy.

This would be a good thing, because reasons.

Sadly, the changes necessary to fix this country can probably only be implemented after a total collapse.
Our political systems are simply not made for such severe steps.

It's not that she doesn't want to.
It's that she can't. How would you ever save something that has run up such a massive amount of debt that it could endanger the world economy from collapse?

>Our political systems are simply not made for such severe steps.

Then become on of my country's states.

>getting all those beaners on top of the problems we already have
that does not sound like a very good idea, burger-kun
are you trying to trick me?

Merkel said she won't bail DB out

Which means nothing good for white germans.

I mean, I wouldn't bail them out either. But if SHE doesn't want to do it, you know there's some kind of scheme involved in fucking your country over.

This is your future again.

Free burgers and guns, all around, but you gotta send back the migrants.

Free speech too.

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That's some real deflation over there. Looks nearly like negative interest rates :^) Who could ever try something stupid like that?

I'm pretty sure if the crash happens it doesn't matter what you invested into, it will be gone anyway as long as it isn't material goods stored in your house

Commie do us all a favor and hang yourself. Do it for the working class.

DEUTSCHE BANK NOW AT 10.53

The bank has taken many mortgages from americans as payment back in 2007. In 2008 those loans were certain to never be paid back, which cost db a lot of money. Its like if you sit on ripe bananas - after a while they turn into a worthless brown goo. Anyway, as a stopgap measure, the european central bank printed money and gave it to db (and other european banks). The inflation would balance the losses of the bank and when the money would be invested, the growth would offset the inflation. However, because the economy is slowing down globally, the last part never happened. People have caught up to the fact and have started to abandon the company, brcause it is not profitable anymore. Add to that the fact this company has vouched for European governments loans (all of those loans), nobody with two ears and something inbetween would give his own money to this company. When it goes down, not only will the money it couldn't loan out loose value (we are talking the entire euro currency), but also all the loans it consigned with the encouragement from the German gov for favors. The whole thing is a giant clusterfuck and will trigger a major econimic crisis.

How can a Futures and Forex trader hedge and/or profit from this?

>China.
Capitalist as fuck. Very definition of Capitalism.
>Yugoslavia
Haha, what is even that?

DUDE
IT JUST JUMPED FROM 38 TO 27

Sub-10 when?

soon

stupid goys tried to short it and instead lost money

WHAT NUMBER MEANS HAPPENING?

it's over
we reach under 10 and everyone is fucked

Well, it was 10.24. and now its trying to climb back upwards.

dead cat bounce

Yup, is going back down again.

gibs run out ?

top kek.

they will just force countries like Norway to help "the new europeans" trough some EU-EOS magic

our oil funds will be the european gibsmedat.

you are not part of the EUSSR though. you lucky son of a bitch

The central bank will just lower the interest rate to ne-negative two p-percent, it will b-be okay.

Credit Suisse holding 800 bn, as it teeters....

Good lord they are trying to keep it from going sub 10.25.

Not having much luck though.

>9.95

oh shit

We're EEA members, and it wouldn't be the first time we'd be pressured into a disadvantageous agreement. They've even used our NATO membership as leverage.
If Russia stops supplying Europe with gas, then Norway would be the largest supplier in Europe. That's when we get forcibly annexed by EU. Probably why they're building an EU army now.
Unless of course our politicians just give away all our shit for free. Traitors all.

10.21

0.34 DOWN, 0.21 TO GO

NO ONE actually recovered from Lehman's fall. After a couple of noticeably rough years the world economy has gone down the shitter in slow motion ever since.

bottomed out at 10.20 on my screen. We are so close to seeing sub-10 i can fucking taste it.

Its very possible.

but everyone seems to be using now

Allianz will bail them out.

Screencap this.