#imwithher

Tweet him at it and post screencaps

I'm with her now. How do I get off the Trump train? Do I just jump off or..?

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The funny thing is that I never actually believed in the Shilling stuff before this night.

What will this fucking idiot do when Trump wins?

I wonder if his dead wife's spinning in her grave

Patton Oswalt's wife really killed herself because she walked in on him LARPing with three dozen niggers at a nerdy orgy. He wore no costume and they thought he dressed as a perverted bridge troll.

Hillary should be able to win with a visible earpiece fed to her team of professionals feeding her every last word. If scientists can clone something as smart as a sheep: of course they can clone something as dumb as a liberal woman. Hillary is one of many mindless clones.

Take his daughter to go "live" with mommy

No major quakes in California, so I don't think she's moving around down there.

He wanted to win while unprepared, because he though it would make him look smart.

Classic bait&switch hustle
He acts unprepared the first time, lulling his enemy into a false sense of security.
The next debate will be savage and the final debate will be apocalyptic, leaving her no chance to recover before the vote.
Epic Dragon Ball Z Maneuver.
This is how you win in a negotiation, by making your opponent think you're stupid and then when he relaxes and gets sloppy you jew the shirt right off his back
Donald has learned much from the nefarious Hebrews

don't have a burner account, sorry, but somebody else is welcome to do it

did anyone ever tweet this at him?

Shouldn't you be cleaning your pillow girlfriend, fucking a fellow male, or tentacle raping schoolchildren on video? Japan is the shittiest place in the world.

>so I don't think she's moving around down there.

that depends on whether the worms have gotten through the coffin walls yet.

>flag

ayyy.

Wrong, that be nigger countries like the ones where you belong, nigger

>Clinton lost tonight. Spin it all you want. Spin it into cotton candy if it makes you happy. Clinton Lost. # Debates2016
You can get around anything by simply saying it is so.

>all that stuff
>Liberalism
please stop

>t. 400 pound guy sitting on his bed

Check'd

has someone already taken the opportunity to tweet something insulting to him about his wife on this one?

I lack the wit for this shit.

Oswalt's first joke in years

Trump didn't lose, but Patton certainly lost his wife.
Somebody tweet that, or something like it. I don't have a twitter

Someone tweet at him "At least he didn't lose his wife".

I'm glad your wife died Patton you ugly little fucking toad.

wtf, I hate my wife being alive now

I've gone through 2 or 3 on Oswalt alone. I got an account deleted just for saying he only defended Ghostbusters because his wife had a cameo.

Literally who?

God damn, savage

Hoshayaku shumagihiki tuku tuku kawaii kawaii senpai. You don't even have a real language. Just a bunch of throat clearing and tongue rolling. You all sound hilarious when angry like typical Jap Yamasaki Hosei.

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I just did.

His wife spins in her grave

>become a nu-male
>wife dies to get out
Wew lad.

And ooga-booga-bonics is a beautiful language, right?

Nah, no big quakes in California recently

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use a bullet

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I know he's a liberal cuck, but this is kind of sad.

Really hammers home that she's gone.

>DIET
>COKE

Speaking of loss
How's your wife Patton?

That's under 13% even assuming all niggers can't properly speak. All 100% of you rice kikes sound like you're gargling squid semen when you talk.

>trump lost

>trump lost

>trump lost

>anyone who disagrees with me is lying and is politically motivated

>trump lost

>by the way, trump lost

wow, he really convinced me with his flawless logic desu. makes me think.

His wife is dead. Kek willed it

hillary is a vacant body and has no health

Kek willed it desu tbfh famm

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

>Wearing a mic and being spoon fed answers
>Nothing but softball questions
>Audience filled with hand picked Clinton supporters
>Moderator heavily biased in her favor

AND
SHE
STILL
LOST

That's the fucking amazing part. She still lost. The DNC and the MSM is doing literally everything to pull for this decrepit bitch and she's still losing.

It's hilarious. Literally comedy gold.

>400lb man insists Trump lost because he got called a hacker
The left, everybody.

wtf he married J. leno?

butthurt

>textless post
>image is a tweet

Ctr, senpai, he won every news site's polls.
Even if it's because Cred Forums hit the polls, that just means there wasn't an equal force to oppose it.

>what is the wall
>what is foreign policy discussed in debate.
CTR, did you even watch it?

Maybe his wife's daughter will drop dead like his dead fucking wife.

wise senpai

wtf i hate logic now.

Wow, some fat mentally ill libtard tells me that Trump lost via twitter. He sure has me convinced.

Cool tale bro!
youtube.com/watch?v=4ReyS9i9BJg

two sisters who are all each other has but aren't even able to live together because they are both orphans is pretty sad m8.

are you one of these young try hard faggots who tries to be more edge than bant? that is dip shit.

how the fuck does a professional comedian keep getting btfo so hard

>flag
Aussies really seem to want the crown back from the leafs.

I've seen this exact post with this gif in 2 other threads.

>New European Damascus talking about flags

fukken wew

No way you post that on his twitter so don't say it here

If Hillary won, what did she mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=O1xivG8LuiI

>gargling semen

Well, that's a sound you're familiar with, at least.

If that's him unprepared then I REALLY never want to be on the opposite side of him.

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It's eye opening and entertaining, isnt it? They come here to say their little script and think they can "win". Forgetting that they Are the Russians/Americans and we are the afghani people. They can occupy and shit up the Board all they want, but we live here. They can never win.

Being professional just means you get paid to do something. By your logic, a kid who mows grass for $20 becomes a professional landscaper.

>Trump Lost

Cool Empirical Evidence bro.

kek nice one coach.

Wow she really looks like a tranny

This has got to be a pretty bad night for poor old Patton Oswalt.

He's never really had much of a career. Now he's alienating half of his potential audience

And the woman he's shilling for is losing big time.

That's really got to hurt. I'm sure he's having a tough time right now.

Just digging those marvellous monkey monikers, calm your ass down, Kangaroo Jackoff.

Keeps throwing his shitty opinions and logic out there to be ripped apart.

Post when you get blocked/banned too!

I love this pasta, but why do native speakers always misspell serotonin?

trump did fine, it wasn't the knockout blow i was hoping for but it was fine, anyone that says either side really won that is an idiot, this includes people saying trump won, he did fine and didn't lose but didn't really win either

He's a fucking fat guy who got lucky that the Podcast market didn't exist so he accidentally'd into minor TV and film roles.

Now, like most of his peers, he just shills for globalists on twitter and gets a few D list jobs as a result.

>Half his audience

He doesn't have an audience. He has jobs on TV and in movies that have audiences, and his inclusion is irrelevant.

He is;

>That fat nerdy old guy

>Forgetting that they Are the Russians/Americans and we are the afghani people. They can occupy and shit up the Board all they want, but we live here. They can never win.

>we live here. They can never win.

imagine actually typing this out and hitting post.

The disdain these people have for democracy and the opinions of the people is evident in how vehemently and aggressively they ignore and deny polls.

his wife already died after he shittalked Trump
and he's brave enough to do it again

Me to, CTR has software that auto posts, they probably just sit there filling out can't ha, but if you are signed into google there is no captcha, I've seen their software bug out a few times

Lost just like patton lost his wife.

>Turbo-manlet

If he keeps hitting the butter, he could become a sphere.

Usually because the person writing it doesn't know how to spell it and just spells it phonetically.

Why can't you post the fucking link ffs.

Imagine having to be here because it's your job. Now that would be emberassing

Calling him a stand-up is a laugh. He looks like a sit-down or kneeling at best.

If he wasn't a stand up you wouldn't be able to see him.

Just because you are too illiterate and stupid to understand it doesn't mean that it's not a language.

>Your wife LOST her life.

kek I can't believe *sniiiiifffff* you faggots are still defending your loser Daddy.

Weeaboo detected. Go eat canned squid and watch Sailor Moon in your Pikachu feety pajamas.

D E A D W I F E

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I used to like patton.

He didn't learn the first time he tempted Kek. What happens to him next?

If he keeps hitting the butter he could soon generate his own gravitational field.

He has to do stand-up at a SJW college where his own throw him under the party bus.

Was trump's plan exhausting Hillary's stabs at him for the next debates?
Or didn't he have a plan at all?

He was never a great actor but some of his stand up used to actually be funny. I'm pretty sure he's always been a liberal guy, but he never really pushed some sort of "agenda" through his act. I remembered the moment I started to dislike him though was when I saw the tweet calling out Zimmerman for being "an evil racist". After that I started noticing more and more all the stupid bullshit he was talking. I saw that one of his standups was recently released on Netflix a few months back. Before I even clicked watch I had a gut feeling that it wasn't going to be the same as his old stuff and was just mostly going to be him shilling for liberals. And I was right. Most of it was just trying to push some sort of agenda, and the stuff that was completely unrelated to politics wasn't even funny. I think he realizes that he's lost his edge and the only thing he can do now to stay relevant is criticize "those evil right wingers".

Some of his stuff is still okay, I like that bit about when he performed at a casino.

Not paying for that shit though.

Sounds like it'd wreck the bus.

trump didn't say anything substantial about foreign policy and he can't talk about the wall b/c he's shamelessly pandering to americans whose parents aren't siblings.

>shamelessly pandering

Your PM wrote the book on that.

savage.

twitter.com/awyattmann19/status/780655915628236800

i swear to god fat people and jews are the same meme

>morbidly obese
>((((((DIET)))))) COKE

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Absolute madman kek

>Imagine having to be here because it's your job. Now that would be emberassing

i'm not a shill you idiot paranoid echo-chamber dope. i barely lurk Cred Forums anymore to be honest with you. i just came here because i knew the shitposting was going to be especially good today. plus hillary is a rothschild puppet. would a shill say that?? NOPE.

stop saying you "live here". that is objectively the most embarrassing line in this entire thread. i am subtly trying to help you avoid saying goofy shit like this in the future. take the advice.

spin is all these disabled faggots have

Trump dominated

Getting blocked by Patton Oswalt is a rite of passage.

>i'm not a shill
>Cred Forums is embarrassing

Yeah right my dude. :^)

you know no one ACTUALLY believes anyone is CTR right?

this is what you get for coming back without lurking

geez kid

>i enjoy being fucked over by large corporations

Doing my part

Why did meme magic fail tonight, and how can we guarantee it will work in the next 3 debates?

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Working for Killary is like the Super Bowl of contract killing or general cleaning/fixing.

Enough with the bullshit that he lost. You're playing in to the MSM lie. Trump was debating both the moderator and Clinton and he made both of them look like fools.

>starts off strongly on the economic issues

>all Clinton does is pander to "muh economic equality" literally stuff we've heard that's no different from Obama

>Trump explained basic economics, how we've been taxing businesses out of the country

>Clinton literally could not refute that

>Trump turns to Clinton and says "why are you thinking of these solutions now?"

>Clinton stand there does nothing

>everyone sees how Trump is the change candidate, Clinton tried to make her pathetic career look like it was successful

>on the racial divide, Trump reinforced law and order, talked about stop and frisk that actually worked

>Clinton pandered, all she said was say "muh systemic racism"

>Trump stood strong defended himself with the petty attacks about his business and on the Iraq war bullshit

>Trump was fact checked, every time he was he answers with a substantive truthful answer

While Trump deflects each and every attack on his character, or on his business, he diverts it and turns it into a policy driven answer. Trump spent most of the debate bringing attention to himself, Clinton stood there with a smug look.

He could have done things like talk about her private email server, but he will get those chances in the other debates when they're more relevant to the question. Trump should have talked about dirty Bill Clinton and his treatment of women after Hillary brought up the bullshit about Trump and women. Trump took the high road though, so people will see that Hillary desperately tried to slander him.

Trump utterly destroyed her.

He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.

He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.

Almost all the polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.

Trump dominated

does this guy ever stop thinking about food?

For the record, being illiterate means you can't read. It has no bearing on your ability to audibly discern between the visceral noises of a Japanese throat ripping itself apart with each syllable.

>Patton Oswalt

Yes, this wise sage's Twitter is what I look to for the final say on who won a political debate.

You better be. Trump lost big.

You can't argue with a man who knows what loss is.

How come you jap faggots will eat a baby dolphin but not a woman's pussy?

Trump utterly pillaged and plundered

He spoke of real treasures and wonders for the taking, and Hillary spoke but lies and cowardice

He made her walk the plank the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk as she headed to Davy Jones' locker. It was the end for her and the rest of 'em scurvy landlubbers

His handlers were complaining anonymously to the media about how Trump did not want to practice for the debate or learn strategies (or even just facts) to defeat her. Trump really though he could just wing it. Sad!

>spin it into cotton candy

Clever for a 400 pounder.

jesus he looks like such an old gender studies lesbian.

oh shit the transparency was such a subtle move. i hope he cries in the morning as he wakes up ALONE.
TRUMP is the sharpest mothfucker in NYC, you aint getting shit past him, that he doesnt allow you to get past him. He's going to buttfuck everyones souls the next debate.

A FUCKING LEAF.

Baby dolphins are tasty. Pussy is not.