DeutscheBankrupt

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WHO DID THIS

0.28 down, only needs another 0.27 for 9.99

We can do this, in this trading session

What's (((their))) endgame?

Kike magic btfo

>10.28
Which defcon are we on?

what a time to be alive

F

I predict sub 10 within the hour

who /comfy/ here?

ALL
TIME
LOW

We can't stop now, Russiabro. Praise Kek.

Is it over?

>secret jewish graph

Plz don't start Ivan

did you ever praise kek? if you did, you digged your own grave
dont obey false gods of destruction

>uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Reminder that the DB was at 40+ just 4 years ago. It's been a slow steady decline.

It will die within this year.

Praise KEK, our lord and saviour.

youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

HORY SHEET

$10.27

THIS BITCH IS GOING TO HIT

-2.7

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Have a truth bomb about a bank that has a lot of loans outstanding in DB :DD

NOW I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>5
>It hasn't even begun

no defcon, its just over.

I would do gay things with googles for Tom Petty's Rickenbacker.

> Tfw world wide race war in the western world
I don't know if im ready Cred Forums

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ITS FUCKING OVER TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

10.24

MY SIDES

checked

10.24

youtube.com/watch?v=N36Ya2zvPZE

Wherw are you getting your Data? I've got it at 10.44

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY

WHAT NUMBER MEANS HAPPENING

I think DBK is pulling DAX with it!

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET

praise KEK

we /10.24/ nao

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hasn't this happened every day/night for the past like, 5 months?

this is the lamest happening ever.

>POST YOUR OFFICIAL 'IM READY FOR THE RECESSION' FACE
THIS IS IT

LETS GET SOME REPEATING DIGITS FOR GOOD MEASURE

STOP FIGHTING IT
JUST ACCEPT REALITY
LET IT DIE
JUST LET IT FUCKING COLLAPSE

Just a little more.

from here m8

thank you based Crashi-Chan

So it begins, the great Happening of our time.

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

>market cap of 14.5b
>revenue alone of 40b

so what happens if this goes down

Your shit is delayed. Go to tradingview.com and put in DBKD

BRB pulling all my euros out bank changing to pounds .

Gone buy 6 bottle Scottish whiskey go my water food supplys

First for Australia swoops in like a magpie and buys all of germany for cents on the dollar.

Then we use Australian resources and german enginerring to build master race empire.

Then we put all the jews in a mineshaft seal it up and let them live there in peace.

you fucking better be.
ITS HAPPENING!

When the Fed raises rates tomorrow, the rest will go like DB

What does this mean for the economy

Just a bit more for 3%

Magic.

OY GEVALT
Y

G
E
V
A
L
T

>that massive spike in default probability after the Brexit vote
>Dob Kek

10.29 at the moment.

uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

>IT'S HABBIBI!!!

nothing

That pathetic dead cat bounce

The volume is fucking spiking over the last couple minutes. Shits getting real.

How to get rich off of this

DU DEPP

DU WIRST NICHT MEHR LANGE COMFY SEIN WENN DEUTSCHE UNTERGEHT

UNSERE FINANZMAERKTE WERDEN SCHEISSEN GEHEN UND DANN WIRDS ENG MIT DEINEM ARBEITSLOSEN GELD

Eastern Europe bubble collapse and Poland tears

I haven't been paying attention. Did you guys really submit your article 50? Are you safe?

Thread theme: youtubemultiplier.com/57ea391352afb-it-s-happening-deutsche-bank-crash-edition.php

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Just got my PAL. I'm ready.

Not komer suser Todd what are you doing

I hope we see Banker scum jumping off of tall buildings.

youtube.com/watch?v=qhZULM69DIw

Not yet, in January or February

WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP?
FUCKING KIKES AND THEIR JEW MAGIC REEEEEEEEEEEE.

FRED FEME:

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>TANKS IN 15 MINUTES

What happens if it goes under 10?

Are we fucked?

You're all a bunch of retards nothing is going to happen. You've been saying the same thing over and over again

very

why is ten the magic number

Like a ball, they bounce when they fall.

what do you FUCKING think

t.fuckwit

Dont panic, accumulate
Buy..buy..buy..
Unless it fall below 5 then you might start panic

Shit Commerzbank is going down as well gone be two banks same time

oh boy, let it burn

Patience, goy. It's just a dead cat bounce, DB is already kill.

fuck you praise kek

you get sued for 14b

getting every last drop.

Ok and.

Because 9 has half the amount of digits of 10

what abbreviation do I need to put into tradingview.com to watch that?

>
Well Dies Irae sounds more dramatic desu famalamadingdong

You are already dead, fool

Cunt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

IT'S HAPPENING THIS TIME

KEK IS DEADDD

sub 10 and germany becomes a caliphate. It's the rules.

>666
>polish jew
checks out.

shorting.

buying low, selling high in crucial moments.

It's just small goys doing their thing for some extra sheckels before the crash

Selling it high means they are done and the rest will have to hold onto useless stock, then it plummets once nobody buys

nuclear missiles will get auto-launched if DB breaches 10

It will die a lot sooner. I work in investment banking for Nordea. We estimated the breaking point at 10.50 before a rapid decline.

Drastic measures WILL be attempted this week. It has to be done.

>thanks for Correcting The Record

nigger-teat.

Is it finally happening? People have been shitposting about deutsche bank crashing for months

Yours is in euro not dollar

11.00
>IT'S HAPPENING

Lads, what the FUCK happened?

First, fuck trading view.

go here dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

Abbreviation DBKD

years

Because for some reason people obsess over numbers with some kind of symbolic character (everything below 10 not being double digit anymore for example) and start to flip their shit the moment they are crossed, even if it was already obvious months ago that this would happen.

Thank you based crashi-chan

>Who could possible be behind that post?

it

Trump BTFO Hillary so they're all scared

I bought a few bits at the lowest point. Selling in ~3minutes.

It seems real this time. It seems like just a matter of time before the whole motherfucker comes crashing down.

Oh please KEK let this be real. Let the world burn in the purifying flames of chaos and darkness.

...

Kek's magic through Chaos

Praise him more

I'm sorry, but did Donald Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The debates aren't even over yet. In fact, only a number of Clinton lock states have reported. Does not having the lead at this point count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the debates are still on? Donald Trump is still winning states right now and has lead in the national polls for how many weeks now? He's up against the worst first female President in the history of America, who just happens to have a lead because she's feeding off the momentum of winning the first debate to start off.. But you know what? She still fucking sucks. Donald Trump is one of the best fucking politicians in the US, he tells the truth. and crushed Cruz because of his popular support. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Donald Trump wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Hillary just lost a future debate to Trump. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You all are a fucking idiots and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like Trump because he's successful. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this candidate on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Will they suspend trading if

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Jesus fucking Christ DAX what are you doing

I would say its pretty well there.

Abbo nigger

happening cancelled?

>-1.47%
Big fucking whoop

Who the fuck is still buying stock?

>for some reason people obsess over numbers...

check'd

wtf
Fucking subhuman chinks

Who /prepared/ here?
I'm not /prepared/ here

>country
>europe

>FTSE has the less losings of all
B..britain needs EU r...right guys?
T...they cant do without us

>DOUBLE DUBS

They don't/ They just change the numbers to something back above 10.

>unity
xfce masterrace

invest in dehydrated water today

invest in canned water today

You mean like the last year, when the american economy collapsed because of some jewish holiday?

>mfw
>spent my last 20 € for weed yesterday
>banking in minus

No, it'll only be a 5% fall then, not even as bad as yesterday. However that means it's a very realistic possibility for today

You know what? I'm not even going to hide it anymore. For every smartass like you there are 100 sheeple. Yes I am a paid shill, and I make more in one year than you will ever see in your pathetic lifetime. I made 50k yesterday attending a Clinton Foundation dinner which went towards my 6th Ferrari. I'd send you a picture of my team of butlers, but it won't matter after the TPP passes and I fire them all for cheap overseas labor!

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Hurry, it's gonna bounce again

o-ohshit

why isn't the news mentioning this?

is it the Jews again?

Double dubs
>9999

ACTIVATE THE HAPPENING

It's at an all time low, you ignorant fucking stupid nigger.

lmao fuck off christfag, Kek is the one true frog God

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Because it has been crashing for months. DB has lost over 50% since the beginning of this year.

Retarded goys think that Lehman crashed in a few hours and that 2008 happened in a day. No, its a slow process that some people predicted years in advance. The people that said DB was going to crash last year wasn't wrong unless they tried to put a date on it.

The non happening fags should have used this time to prepare instead of shitpost and saying it won't happen. I prepared a long time ago so i am just shitposting to warn some of my Cred Forumsbros

great, another fucking fake happening.

screenshot this post niggers. you do this shit every night claiming its the end of the world.

even if this stock did fall, no one gives a fuck about germany and they would get bailed out by a bunch of cucked EU countries anyway.

fuck you happening faggots.

>bearish continuation: probability is high

that means its likely to keep dropping. we might hit sub 10 today or tomorrow

>44
>55
>9977
>9999

Oh shit

Yes my brother!

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>TWO MORE DOUBLE DUBS
WHAT THE FUCK

it's a matter of time, it WILL happen

>Meanwhile in Greece
>Only -0,09%

Master plan unfolding
Prepare to be amazed

It's because this has happened in the last 10 mins

>10.28 and dropping

DOW is down 166 too

DB taking everyone with it

I'm serious you fucking faggots, what are you even doing? Deutsche Bank was never supposed to actually fail, but you've been posting bullshit nonstop about it for two years and now it's fucked

Do you have any clue what you're doing? This is one of the biggest banks in the world and it was doing great right up until you fucking losers started going nuts over "muh shemitah harvest" and for whatever reason decided to try and meme a literal financial collapse

THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH DB UNTIL YOU STARTED POSTING THESE FUCKING THREADS

STOP

If you want not to die listen to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA

Xfce not so good with APU

I wish I had bought more ammo, but I guess I really only need one round...

akwmrikARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

Relax. 10.40 will be the point for selling.

>bunch of NEETs staring at some DAX numbers, jizzing in their pants when ever this number goes down a cent

>I have seen some shit.jpg

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

whine some more, ctr

Double dubs, checking double dubs(quads), checking double dubs.

What has the world come to

Oh great amphibian lord Kek, bringer of happenings, make Deutsch Bank finish under 10 today!

Have you ever wondered if you tie died a white rag, then shoved into a bleeding cunt. Would it come out looking like a Canadian flag?

I think the pussy lips would extrude a leaf like blood stain.

Because if people here the banks are collapsing and there is going to be a global economic crisis, what do you think the people will do? everyone will take out all their cash and start stocking up on food as well as causing panic

Checked

also pay denbts

Fair enough, it isn't the most maintained for sure

what the flying shit

reality is unraveling

but user you just typed the words 'praise kek'
seems like ur goin 2 hell mate

how did you prepare
it's at 10.37, maybe .40 soon and you have well sheckled.

This /thread

When does it actually happen?

When it hits zero?

I need a /biz/nessman

>no money
>no loss
perfect plan...

why do greek women always have such protruding gums? what are you hiding from us, stavos?

Take a chill pill guys, nothings going to happen until the elections are over. Down 1-2% big fucking whoop.

Except Germoney is the EU

is BIZ alert of this happening???

GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME

Rumor in banking industry is DB borrowing money at 0% interest and attempting a buy-back to stabilize.

>muh shemita harvest

My sides

Fug :DDD

Your fucking retarded

economical idiot here.

putting all memes aside, please redpill me on what does it all mean. and what should i do with my euros?

Why don't they use magic EU magic?

Testing.

I'm a fucking real finance person, I have the degree and the education and the job and everything

IF YOU KEEP POSTING THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT DB THE WORLD FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS GOING TO GET NUKED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING CALLED "COUNTERPARTY RISK"

you're all fucking stupid and stop posting these fucking threads

Sub-10.50 is danger zone, DB's shares are now worth less than its total market capitalisation. Plus yesterday Merkel said she wouldn't bail out DB if it became insolvent.

Good proxy.

reareomrgekrmgrege

It will drop after that quickly, a lot of people are doing the same.

Watch me.

economic genius here. DBK will fall

Check digits

convert them into bitcoin.
it's estimated to hit rise to 850$ from 600$.

>they would get bailed out by a bunch of cucked EU countries anyway.
Name one.

We must continue

FUCK THE BANKS

PRAISE KEK

BRINGER OF MAGIC AND CHAOS

Get yuans before China's world bank opens on the 30th

>financial system crashing
>banks closing
>nobody is able to get money
>looting devastation
>internet offline

all anons of Cred Forums shitpost with a pen and paper in their neighboorhood and using advancded communication technology

DCB OVER

COMING DOWN AGAIN

I hope you and your mother die from cancer.

Check em.

Self-fulfilling prophecy if you report on it. Common knowledge on it in banking sector worldwide. Here we've instructed not to talk to media about it.

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this.

Are you sure you read the graph correctly? :DDD

kek, please bless us with this happening

If I get digits, world economy will crash

Praise kek

yeah Merkel also said that multiculturalism failed a couple of years ago. i wouldn't trust any holes.

>COUNTERPARTY RISK
>blaming user shit posters instead of banks

Greece, Italy, France, all these healthy solvent economies

>This is one of the biggest banks in the world
You mean was*
Prase KEK

>Check digits

Single, like the poster who posted it

stfu we dont like people like youu

g2 reddit

dont worry, the stasi will monitor those communications in fear that you might mention refugees

>how did you prepare
Well my parents got land out in a rural area with fresh water and agricultural land so i am all ready set that way. So i just took most of my savings out of the banks and bought non perishable food, supplies, metals etc.

No, 10.35 was the point of selling. It won't go up to 10.40, you fucked up.

gib bailouts

The fire linking curse, the legacy of lords, let it all fade into nothing. You've done quite enough, now have your rest.

Welp, I guess I need to keep making these threads.

GERMANY

U FUCKS

>INVADING ROME
>REFORMATION
>WW1
>WW2
>EUROPEAN UNION
>REFUGEES
AND NOW A BANK CRASH

Meme magic isnt real leaf calm down. Im pretty sure someone is already working on your AI waifus so just chillax.

Let us real occultists continue our work. Praise Check!

HABBENING

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10.29

DEAD CAT BOUNCE OVER

ITS ALL DOWN FROM HERE

10.29

>[oy veying intensifies]

You don't understand what's happening. That was the breaking point. Merkel refused to bail it out. The US doesn't have the funds to helicopter it out.

It's fucked. 2 months from now, late 2015 will look like a pipe dream.

It'S OVEER

Sub 10.20 is no survivors mode.

Let it all burn senpappy

Ah, I live in the city so I pretty much invested in survival gear. Max comfy.

I didnt know we had a maste-
I mean of course that master plan

OY VEY

Don't make me lose muh shekels GOYS

>The system is so fucking weak that it risks getting BTFO by a bunch of NEETS shitposting on a Laotian basket weaving site.

Get fucked leaf.

Truly, Greece will be our greatest ally in times of need.

I won't make the mistake of trusting Italy again though.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

Jesus....

>any EU country
>able to bail DB
pick one

CHAOS ENSUES THROUGH KEK'S NAME

Do I buy gold now? Will it go up?

That's why the default probability of DB is at 19% :--D

worst meme since ebola-chan.

Germans won't allow their bank to collapse, its recovery will be a huge slap to Brexit retards.

>that one guy bought at 10.55

ole pussy has a couple more bounces left in her.

OY

holy kek why is the Saudi index crashing so hard this morning?

>Tfw up at late at night up with pol before the world economy collapses

Also on more thing a old looking guy predicted that a bad financial problem will happen today

The graph Pekka posted is showing chance of default for DB and Germany, which is at an all time high.

Screencap this post

Deutschebank will never rise above 10.46 again.

Merkel owns half of DBK now just tryin to keep this thing afloat

Go buy silver and/bitcoin NOW

Anyone got an eva deutsche bank shop?

>DAX
>-1,43% month difference
>-0,41 week difference

>Athens Stock Market
>0,34% month
>0,54% week

I hope you are ready to be bought

welp

>10,295
>10,295
>10,295

soon

5,000

I'm seeing a lot of red here. What does it mean?

he ded

9/27 IS THE NEW 9/11

OH FUGGGGG

idk senpai usually I agree with you but that looked like a very swift kill and quick disembowelment.

Don't see what was wrong with that webm tbqh

RIP

Yeap, lost the gamble sold it at 10.32. Bought at 10.28.

Gonna tank under 10.10 now.

(((They))) are trying to shut us down. Kek protect us and swiftly crash DB with no survivors!

>23%
NOOOO CANT BE

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
PRAISE KEK, LET THE (((BANKS))) BURN

WAKE ME UP WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS

10.27

HERE WE GO GOYIM, ABOUT TO SET A NEW ALL TIME LOW

Gold will also see a sharp fall when the domino effect starts taking place.

Wait until market hits bottom.

ROLLER COASTER
WEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's pissed that some are ignoring his warning and spamming emotes.

He'll watch the world burn together with us

How do I short this stock to make money?

F

...

Time to get the KEK groove on

youtube.com/watch?v=tuWuNeDe4F8

>10.270

this is bad

CRAWLING

IN

MY

SKIIIIIIIN

If it passes 3% lower, it's all over.

IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

IT WAS AN HONOR SHITPOSTING, GENTLEMEN

I know, I know I've let you down

It's not just DB that's collapsing. It's also CS. Enjoy that convertible ride over the cliff, you both deserve it for your karma.

Ah yes

VERY impressive

Deutsche dies today

Check em!

It was still tossing around afterwards. At least kill it for good

Not what I was referring to by "breaking point". If you don't understand what's going on, in the world stage, perhaps you need to take a back seat, senpai.

Deutsche bank will close at 9.98, screencap this

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

10 270
0

2
7
0

JUST

The honor was mine, user.

supposedly sub-10 is happening temperatures.

>mfw
Is the fire gonna start soon brothers?

FALL FALL FALL

Just FUCK OFF with your happening threads. NOTHING will happen, as always.
You all sound pathetic.

NEW==?

What happen with Russia if DB is kill?

I got triplets confirming 9.8 yesterday
Too bored to find it on the archive
Maybe second triplets to confirm?

this time it will ahmed

...

I'VE LOST EEEVERYTHING
EEEEEEEVERYTHING

EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

It's dead, salt makes frogs convulse like that after death because the salt causes a weird chemical reaction within the muscles causing them to contract.

It's dead.

>making money
>from the collapse of a bank that will probably drag the whole world economy down with it

For what purpose?

...

Likewise, my friend. Go with honor, may the light of Kek be with you throughout The Happening.

I've been a fool to myself

>he fell for the buy the dip meme

Americans will dump as soon as it opens and it will plummet further than that. I wouldnt be surprised if it hits 5.00.
not that it matters, they went belly up about an hour ago.

RIP in peace germanbro

A German in denial

Where have I seen that before???

IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOTHING

>t.Deutsche bank

fuck off, hans

Are you just mad you wont be able to afford your new chastity lock?
kek confirms something will happen

They stop buying our oil
Take a guess

include me
in the screenshot

To make money, duh.

t. DB PR team member

Kek, it's been stalling for a while now. People are too afraid to buy or sell

HAPPENING

how many hours until open

You don't understand how the financial system works, friendo

Here's the deal: it works based on consensus. What's good, what's bad, what's worth what.

Deutsche Bank was doing fucking great until two years ago meme magic occultist retards on the internet decided that all of the stability and prosperity in our society was too fucking boring, and then they decided to try and meme a financial collapse. These threads have been popping up every few months for years now, always targeted at DB. Random commenters will jump into threads and claim to be Deutsche Bank insiders. It's a dumb fucking meme plot but you've actually killed the stock price and it's now teetering on the edge of a crater. By it I mean the fucking financial system and all of our lives because you don't know what you're doing and none of you really have the financial education to understand what DB failing is going to mean vis a vis counterparty risk and defaults in the global system

Fuck all of you occultist sperglords, seriously, this goddamn banks was fine until the memes started

Why the fuck is nothing happening?

I guess doubles will do too

Really? You learn something new everyday

We shall continue our meme crusade

srs guys everything is fine...

plz buy

You will have a hard time since imports will be restricted. You're extremely dependent on Eurozone food products.

fun?

3

Someone make a new thread

Kek

I want to pound that AfD pussy. Please don't post anymore of her user. I cant be in public with a big honkin boner

Okay, LARPing has gone too far you fucking leaf.
It's the jews that caused it and now you gotta live with it.

>you don't know what you're doing
Oh, we know exactly what we're doing.

>Buying into a dying bank

thanks you based crashi-chan!

i hope that you are meming, thats not how it works. not at all.

Yup

youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

Everyone is afraid or they cancelled trade

I dont know about frogs but sneks can go moving around for hours after you literally smash their head

Jump of the bridge if you want a happening leave my comfy live alone

>and all of our lives
Only if you are a fucking leech who produces nothing of value. Everyone else will take a hit but still survive since they still have valuable skills to offer.

thank you, based crashi-chan

I'm scared ;_;

It's almost 3 years since we're in full North_Korea mode with EU. Sanctions n shit.

FUCKING FINNALY

The crash is coming... I can finally buy into the stock market for cheap.

youtube.com/watch?v=G9W7ZU1-0l0

i doubt anybody in this thread is actively shorting

Be honest, what price for DB would cause you to jump headfirst out the window?

if it tanks will the euros start kicking out the muslims

DB IS CRASHING SELL EVERYTNG DUMP DEUTSCHE BANK STOCKS MARKET COLLAPSE IMMINENT

this actually makes me want to meme hard as fuck

What he said, leaf. It's fall. When are you faggots going to shrivel up and die already?

>The opinion of some financially-iliterate anonymous retards on their shiposting board can sway the opinion of finance people

yeah, sure.

The fact that you have to use memes (especially the KEK shit) to make an argument shows that you are typical happening fags. Every few months you do the same thing with different topics.
Remember last time, when China was supposed to collapse? Nothing happened.
Instead of seeing an investing opportunity you just say it's over.

Someone make a new thread. FUCK.

that's pretty cool
yea that's true

I'm still beliving that hopefully nothing will happen or it will happen over the course of several years so we could shake it off better

>thinking this shithole had any influence whatsoever on DB collapse

ive got the genuine feeling you arent being ironic

have you ever taken a finance class?

Also deutsche has been doing the same risky shit they did before 2008, literally nothing changed in the bank.

What's life in Russia like senpai.

>mfw I am getting my hunting license next week but I thought I wouldnt have much spare time to hunt anyway
INNAWOODS HERE I COME

>should we hold or sell?
>CHECK Cred Forums, IF THEY MAKE ANOTHER THREAD DUMP IT!

>The fact that you have to use memes (especially the KEK shit) to make an argument

Oh hello, Soros.
Are you having fun visiting Cred Forums?

We will become the refugees and start migrating to Syria

Fuck the banks

Fuck the governments

MEME WARS NOW

>You don't understand how the financial system works, friendo
Oh i do alright.
>Here's the deal: it works based on consensus. What's good, what's bad, what's worth what.
No shit, the FIAT system is backed up by nothing but air so its just confidence that keep its up. If a system is backed up nothing and it can be crashed by people shitposting about it then its a shit system that deserve to crash.

>Deutsche Bank was doing fucking great until two years ago
That's why i bought metals+ 3 years ago. All ready made a decent amount of money out of it, going to make a hell lot more when this shit crashes.

>meme magic occultist retards on the internet decided that all of the stability and prosperity in our society was too fucking boring, and then they decided to try and meme a financial collapse. These threads have been popping up every few months for years now, always targeted at DB. Random commenters will jump into threads and claim to be Deutsche Bank insiders. It's a dumb fucking meme plot but you've actually killed the stock price and it's now teetering on the edge of a crater. By it I mean the fucking financial system and all of our lives because you don't know what you're doing and none of you really have the financial education to understand what DB failing is going to mean vis a vis counterparty risk and defaults in the global system
Praise kek and fuck all the bankers and their filthy and immoral usury.

>Fuck all of you occultist sperglords, seriously, this goddamn banks was fine until the memes started
PRAISE!

Waste of good digits

its ok if it stays this way. what would happen if Cred Forums was right for once? nothing good for sure

You still get a lot of food products through Ukraine, where it's re-labeled to bypass the sanctions.

That will stop once Europe takes a hit.

If it collapses there are two things that will happen

>no more gibs, i.e. riots
>people are looking for someone to blame

Do the math

new bread when

>tfw I live in Niggertown, USA

tell my family I love them

Well lad I really am an insider, and believe me this shit going straight down.

Try to keep stock price in your company up if everybody has reached the consensus that it's going to fail, see every dead company ever for confirmation of this

It starts off as memes and then it spreads through other websites and chatrooms through direct messages, etc, it grows organically, people pretend to have insider information and they keep spreading the rumours further and further

Eventually these rumours hit actual adults and real traders and they think they're getting real insider tips and the fucking market changes until we get to ridiculous scenarios like we're seeing now with DB

Guess what, markets are irrational as fuck, and so are traders

When was the Chinese economic collapse I was promised months ago going to happen?

Because they propped it up you fucking idiot merely said she's doing nothing, you collapsed the world economy cause your bank sucks fucking balks, you owned billions and billions of dollars. It's fucking over better start running before Ahmed wants gibs me day and he doesn't have it humans are probably good to eat to the Islamic animals.

>that pic

That gave me a hearty kek. Have some sustenance leaf.

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

LONDON, Sept 27 (Reuters) - European stocks reversed course mid-morning on Tuesday as weakness in banks, led by another drop to record lows for Deutsche Bank, once again weighed on markets.

The pan-European STOXX 600 index was down by 0.5 percent, a full percentage point lower from the day's highs.

The STOXX Europe 600 banks index was down 1 percent, while the euro zone bank index fell 1.4 percent.

Deutsche Bank hit new record lows, falling nearly 3 percent to extend losses following a 7.5 percent slump in its stock price on Monday, after Deutsche Bank said it had no need for German government help with a $14 billion U.S. demand to settle claims it missold mortgage-backed securities.

Elsewhere, Volkswagen shares slumped more than 4 percent on reports that Berlin was vetting a criminal fine would bankrupt the firm.

NEW BREAD NAO

>>people are looking for someone to blame
And then the people will blame exactly the right people, just like they did last time.

Coincidence

>If a system is backed up nothing and it can be crashed by people shitposting about it then its a shit system that deserve to crash.

Pretty much.
It is a terrible system and the only reason people desperately try to pretend otherwise is because they have invested too much in it to accept a collapse.

>10.260

MY BODY IS READY

New thread. Go.

>youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Letting the stock hear this song makes it go down even more

Shitposter was faster, keep in his.

youtube.com/watch?v=u40mJ_ls5VE
MFw every time

I've been telling everyone I know that DB is about to fail.

It's not much, but it's something to help push us over the edge.

Stay fucking bootyblasted.

>not shorting DB
and I'm actually planning to buy it around 5.~ if there's nothing really devastating news,,