Fat people, rise up! We could swing this election

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/27/fat-people-rise-up-we-could-swing-this-election

>“Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number; it accurately describes a body that many, many Americans are living in right now – Americans with fulfilling jobs and vibrant families, who pay their taxes (it’s this thing regular people do every year – ask your gardener) and treat the people around them with humanity and respect. Americans who vote.

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>Making a bad joke about 80% of all americans

Trump lost this election already

>it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
What? Being four hundred pounds, which is close to 300 hundred pounds overweight depending on height, gender and build, absolutely is shameful. That's a calorie excess so fucking huge that it isn't funny.

Fat people have plenty of weight to get behind their candidate

>Lindy West

The absolute worst. I share a city with this pig too.

>>“Child lover” (Pedophile) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number; it accurately describes a sexual orientation that many, many Americans are living in right now – Americans with fulfilling jobs and vibrant families, who pay their taxes (it’s this thing regular people do every year – ask your gardener) and treat the people around them with humanity and respect. Americans who vote

>fat people, rise up!

I think they'd rather lie down

Holy shit these people cannot take a joke.

Trump isn't offensive, you are just a baby.

> Fat people
> Rise up


Pick one

Is this real? Leave it to a woman to co-opt this insult and make it all about them when everyone knows Trump was making fun of pic related stereotype

>Fat people, rise up!
That won't last very long before they feel the need to sit back down from exertion.

lel

HAHAHAHHA

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA
YOU GUY ARE TRULY FUCKED
YOUR MEDIA IS A MEME

I wish they would just ban fat people already

When 90% of America are overweight (including kids, wtf), being 300lbs is just the new normal. Why resist it? This is your culture and your destiny, Mr. fatty mcgriddleass

>ask your gardener
I don't speak Spanish.

youtube.com/watch?v=yEw_m0vCP8o

Better get out the freedom wands, Amerifats!

>Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
Can't wait for WW3. Just end this stupidity already.

the average adult american woman is 166lb

that's obese

>Fat people rise up

Ohh god please dont all do it at the same time. The endtimes are coming already, no need to break the earth when you all fall back down at the same time.

>Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
That's 100kg more than I have, and I'm overweight at 1,84m.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>He hates Rosie O’Donnell so much for being fat and gay
>(“Rosie is just disgusting,” Trump said in 2006. “She’s fat, she’s a loser, she’s a farm animal pig, she’s a beast, OK”)

Topkek

Notice how she slipped homophobia in with the charges? Despite no evidence to support it? I thought the Guardian was better than that. Lefty, sure, but libellous? Sad!

>166 lbs
>obese
>in America

Nope. By yank standards, 40lbs overweight makes you a pin-up girl.

>>“Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline

Okay?

> it accurately describes a body that many, many Americans are living in right now

Haahahahahaha! I thought you said it wasn't a punchline! Amerifats, it's real!

>Four hundred pounds is not a punchline;
>it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number;
>it accurately describes a body that many, many Americans are living in right now

She's right. That fat, orange blob Drumpf had no right to mock people who contribute to this nation just for being differently-abled.

Homer Simpson was comically obese when he weighed 238 in 1990.

When he weighed 300 pounds, he was morbidly obese and went on disability.

Fuck fat people.

EXCUSE ME... WRONG.

>it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
What the shit?

>candidate makes a joke about people supporting said candidate
>opposition still condemns him for it

Lmao libtards

81kg at 1.84m isn't overweight unless you somehow have zero muscles.

>trump makes fun of fat neet Cred Forums neckbeards
>liberal women also constantly make fun of fat neet Cred Forums neckbeards
>they still get offended on the behalf of fat neet Cred Forums neckbeards because all they have in life is an obsession with self victimization

Fat people should be converted to fuel

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I'm really fat myself, but I would never eat anything but celery sticks and water again if it ment I could watch these 'fat pride' fuckstains dragged behind a semi for a couple of miles.

Why does ever fucking character flaw and mental disorder need some shitty acceptance movement? Go to hell!

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>amerilards

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>implying land whales are going to get off their fat asses to go and shart at the polling booth
yeah, no

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How delusional do you have to be to even attempt to sway that guy when you look like that?

>vibrant
That word might be even more tumblr tier than toxic and even problematic.

>differently-abled.

Is that what were calling people who're crippled under the weight of their own obesity now?

>500lbs
>bedridden
>differently-abled

Fucking America .

RARE PIC

400LBS HACKER SPOTTED

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Yeah I think this was a mistake. I think Trump did it to make people talk about something, but 400 pounds just isn't that big these days, so a lot of people probably got attacked.

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This is what I was imagining

>implying fat people can even SIT UP let alone RISE UP.

>it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number

If you're a fucking sumo wrestler.

Post yer stats lads

>6ft
>170lbs

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This.

It's about two and a half normal people.

Many of us have glandular problems and we just have differently shaped bodies. We are still beautiful though.

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Well my doctor told me to lose 5kg, probably because I drink too much beer and cutting beer out of my diet would basically do the trick.

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>theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/27/fat-people-rise-up-we-could-swing-this-election

Here you go.

Fat people are too lazy to vote.

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Florida Man at it again

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That's an unfair stereotype that has no basis in reality.

Best thing about this is that she's not even replying to the right Twitter account

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same here, i had a headache last week and was at the doctor and told me to lay off the beer becaus need to lose about eight kilos, i'm not listening to that fag tho.

>181kg

the guardian have

>a resident fat columnist
>a resident columnist with a physical disability
>multiple resident muslim columnists including one who wears the veil
>two resident tranny columnistsguy

literally JUST: the newspaper

no wonder they are going under financially

Found this in a fat thread a couple weeks ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=HYp41pHMmec

I was fat once at 6 2 and 250 lbs... decided to join the military.. cut beer ate less exercised dropped down to 200 lbs and am under 200 lbs to this day

fuck you hillary clinton supporters (Neo liberals) always bitch about "body shaming" but the moment someone doesnt agree with them they are called "fat manchild virgins".

fucking hypocrite faggots claim to be smarter and morally superior acting all high an mighty when they really are just insane bullies.

>lol republicants are dumb fat racist rednecks lol
>whoa trump made a fat joke we need to all vote liberal now because I'm liberal

I thought

It's okay if women are fat, it's not okay if men are.

>wonder if ameriburguer are really fat
>google 400 pound person
>wtf.jpg
>tfw that's your average american

The worst part is because I have a fetishes for landwhales I've fapped to this already. Worry not tho, just a sexual kink. I'd hit it but never settle down

It sounds like you have bigger issues than +-5kg of weight. Work on your diet and consider lifting.

>someone edited this ancient UO screenshot to be an election meme

youtube.com/watch?v=RvGuHP2C3u4
I just saw what an american girl is like, and it's beautiful.

>it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
>literally classified as so obese it will cause death
Do these cunts have any idea what a healthy weight is?

>scamming restaurants

The number of 400 pound people in America is not that large and the bulk of "fat" people are not conscious of it because most of them are only a bit overweight and over 50 anyway

400 pound 30 year olds are a tiny minority of weirdos like the woman who wrote this article

The big blob of lard just cited 84 million american adults being obese.

What's your source?

>Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
>who pay their taxes (it’s this thing regular people do every year – ask your gardener)

Yes it is.
Condescension goes even worse with fat.

Reality

Obesity isn't the same thing as being extremely morbidly obese, like an Australian in this thread said women are obese at 166 pounds which is apparently the average for American women. However the bulk of fatass niggers and spics are voting Hillary anyway while fat rednecks are voting Trump. There is no "fat vote" because the number of "superior liberals" who are also horribly obese 400 pound women are very few.

>Cred Forums hates fat people
>incessantly shills for one of the TWO fatasses running for leader of the free world

Cred Forums utterly BTFO.

181kg is ok now? Fuck me lads.

What can we do to kill this cancer on our society? Off the top of my head I'm thinking:

>hefty sugar tax
>mandatory daily PE in primary and secondary schools
>social worker interventions and criminal penalties for the parents of obese children
>government-subsidised gyms in every neighbourhood and/or tax benefits for gym membership/use
>increased social insurance taxes (or whatever tax pays for healthcare in your country) for obese people to pay for the burden they place on the health system
>stricter planning laws for fast food restaurants
>adjust future urban planning to promote walking and cycling over driving
>anti-obesity ads on television, just like anti-smoking and anti-drink driving ads
>cultural shift that attaches a similar stigma to obesity as smoking, alcoholism or drug addiction (i.e. if you're fat, you're scum and your family are ashamed of you unless you're actively trying to fix yourself)

Granted my thoughts are a bit Big Gubmint-ey for Cred Forums, but what do you fellas think? Any ideas? Something needs to be fucking done about this.

What a load of fucking shite.

tax increases by 10% for every point your BMI is above 25
remove government assistance for anyone with a BMI over 25 (no benefits, no healthcare, etc.)

Wasn't Amerifat supposed to be a meme? Good lord, 181 kg is twice that of a "slightly obese" person.

>Be me
>Be American
>Ordinary day, going to the gym
>Suddenly out of nowhere Genetics tackles me and holds me to the ground
>He tears up the gym membership and gives me a sadistic smile
>He killed my parents, and now he's after me
>I scream and struggle, but he's just too strong
>He pulls out a bucket ice cream
>When I open my mouth to scream, he thrusts in a cold spoon and my cries are muffled
>I lay there for hours, helpless as he force feeds me gallons of ice cream
>He injects fried chicken into my blood stream
>He breaks my legs and forces me into a mobility scooter
>Genetics mfw
#fatlivesmatter

fat people can't even rise

>rise up
She might as well ask them to wake the dead.

I'd put them in my Basket of Deplorables but the basket isn't big enough

Ah yes, the exotic trailer park man o war.

>ask your gardener

Regular people take care of their own lawn

>preacher curls donuts 3X8

you bastard I just choked on my coffee

And then you realize none of those benefit the corporations that run government.

The fatter you are the more you consume = the more profit you make for the industry.

You are but a sheep, keep on sheeping

They naturally rise up because it floats.

They sure can get delusional.
Bah, so long as no one pays attention or take them seriously, they'll just be some noisy walruses who don't know their place yet.

Problem is... murica's societal views is getting more and more lax about the obese issue, to me, it's not even about being fat or not fit, it's about these immense obese fat blobs who can't even walk and need one of those fatty-mobile with two oxygen tanks behind the chair as something so vital as breathing becomes a problem for them.

You muricans need to shame them into suicide so that the next generation is aware of what happens when you lose control over food/thrash foods, the current one and problem the one up next is already pretty lost due these monsters raising their fat voices too high on the internet & T.V and you idiots becoming more accepting towards it.

Fix your shit muricans, don't let degeneracy be the only representative or you'll wake up one day, fat as a pig, wondering where it all started to go so wrong.

What would you do differently, fatty?

BMI is total shit though. It doesn't differentiate between muscle and fat and it's easy to end up with a high BMI if you're tall. I'm "overweight" according to it (with a BMI of 27), but I'm 95kg, 6'2" and in the gym three times a week.

People being healthier = people living longer and buying more shit = people not clogging up the health service and costing the government billions. Less fat messes waddling about the place = a more competitive economy.

Forgot to say: I agree with the principle of incrementally higher taxes and reduced services for fat people though, just need some better yardstick than BMI.

I'm fat. Weighing in at 103 kilos.
I wasn't offended by it. He put it accurately as it is. A lot of people are fat, it's an issue, and a lot of guys who are fat and insecure do spend a lot of time on the internet. Statistically, it could very well be a 400 pound guy who did the hacking

This. I was rewatching season 1 and when it got to this joke I became instantly depressed at how far this country has fallen.

I think that's more common than you think. The top searches for porn is teens and BBWs. I too like watching some pig get fucked from time to time.

Just put the voting machines in fast food restaurants, they'll rise for that.

I'd let people live their own life without government interference.

Are ye a tout or somthin'?

>181kg
> not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number

>Do these cunts have any idea what a healthy weight is?
did you oversleep the last five years?
fat people hate was all the rage on /fit/ since like 2010

I can sympathise with that to a degree. Individual liberty is important. However it needs to be balanced with the needs of society as a whole and rampant obesity like we see in the US, UK and here in Ireland is bad for society.

It's also not individuals in our society have a perfectly balanced choice between eating healthy and eating a crap diet. 99% of the cheap and most economical food to eat for most people is terrible and will make you fat over time. Did you ever wonder why knackers/chavs are such fucking fat bollockses? It's their diet of cheap, shit food.

I'm not so devoted to some platonic ideal of classical liberalism that I'm going to watch my country go down the shitter through obesity tbqh

>“Four hundred pounds” (181kg; 28st 8lb) is not a punchline; it is not an absurd, shameful, astronomical number
Yes, it is. Fuck, my maximum was 130kg and I used to eat like a damn pig, I wonder how does someone let itself goes into fucking 180kg. Disgusting. Fat people should be gassed.

It remembers me during the time that I used to go to rodeo of landwhales.

It was wonderfull hitting my spurs in the flacid body of the fatties I was rising and make them scream with pain

>rodeo of landwhales
You have no idea how public paulista universities went to utter shit in 5 years, sometimes I wish for a genocide.

Well done user

Yes, I am slightly rotunde, but this has nothing to do with my computer skills.

I am not good with computers because of my flab. rather I am good with computers in spite of my flab.

Bad logic by Trump.

Because only the lowest of society watches porn.

That's why weird shit will always stay at top of searches.

I want the fat blonde in OP's pic to sit on my face.

Thats how you get your skull crushed

how can a dutch be fat...

>it accurately describes a body that many, many Americans are living in right now
bitch I'm 175lbs.

Trump continues to trigger fatties and pigs. I love it. Cry into a cheeseburger and die you shameless fat dykes.