Crashing this union

>people from Turkey are in danger, they need safety and german women.

this

Thank God the USA isn't in the EU.

Holy fuck those bantz
For anyone retarded who's lurking,this a move to destabilise the EU.
By advocating for Turkey to join they're spurring on the far right groups that want out while also highlighting every other shit law the EU has put in place.
We're against the EU army aswell, if you ask me I think we're trying to go straight to the top spot again and I love it.
>tfw bringing down the reich again

Oh man those zany brits sure trolling EU hard. Wouldn't want to be in that union
heh hehe

Why are Brits have been so clever for the last 500 years.

>>Foreign secretary also boasted of his 'beautiful', 'well-functioning Turkish washing machine.'

Damn, someone needs to photoshop Pepe on Based Boris's face

enjoy!

UK has been pushing this for years you dumb leech

top kek

based bojo the barbarian does it again

top bantz

Talk about dropping a turd on the way out, lol.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Fuck. UK doesn't banter much, but when it does it's glorious.

Anglos are once again poisoning Europe and /po/tards are applauding lmao

The eternal anglo strikes again.

Suck a dick mainlanders
>daily reminder we're to Europe what Japan is to Asia
Feels so,so,SO good man

Truly fucking glorious

If you guys hadn't tried to stop our referendum with the jewish bankers I'd feel sympathy

Fucking Boris man, he's quite possibly the most entertaining politician in the history of politics.

eternal anglo strikes again

>Britain just cucked all of Europe as they leave the EU

The Eternal Anglo Strikes Again!

>Brits try to poison the EU as much as possible before they leave

Absolute madmen, I swear to god.

Holy shit you bongs are alright

BEADY

hope this kills the EU

poo poo pee pee, Turkey in EU

huh huh huh

>implying that the eastern euro's will let Turkey in
>implying this isn't just us trying to split the EU

fuckin BEADY

Let us out
>Let us out
Let us out
>Let us out
Let us out
>Let us out
Let us out
>Let us out

mixed feelings

A FUCKING NON COUNTRY

They will bring many fine washing machines to the EU.

Good deal.

poisoning europe? he obviously wants to destroy the european union. he's trying to save europe.

youre probably a kike though so no chance in convincing you

>OC related

Fucking kek

>european
>union

>save europe by further destabilizing it
yeah good luck with that

And to think, if you push yourself and excel in the field of politics. You too called achieve damp rag status.

Are you an actual retard?
>polish
Oh

Just when I thought Brits couldn't get any more based.

I have mixed feelings.

Banter on one side, anxiousness on the other.

lmao the EU needs to die so badly

Have fun with that.

>Gets out of the EU
>Sabotages the EU upon Exit.

Fucking Brits, its most like you are getting back to your butcher ways. Keep it up and I may respect you all again.

Pathetic deflection anglo BLOOD
Turkey admission to EU was a move planned for some time. Brexit or not, you are serving globalists just like everyone else. That's why it's funny to watch you all clap and cheer while doing exactly what the kikes want.

>Say that Turkey are going to join the EU to get people to vote leave
>Campaign to get Turkey into the EU after we vote leave

R I P
E
U

THE FINAL BANT

75 MILLION MORE

no no NO YOU WILL DIE

The BANTZ are just UNREAL.

This is all going to end up with everyone dead, isn't it?

Epic bantz

BUILD WALL!

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/20/work-calais-wall-refugees-lorries-uk

Out fucking skilled

Turkey is a great chess piece to play
>have globalist goverment
>they advocate for it in order to help the eu demographic shift so Europe befomes federalised easier
This is what we didn't want
Luckily brexit happened and now we have this scenario
>brexit gives us nationalist goverment
>use turkey to rape the eu while we laugh about it on our beautiful island
Just because someone was going to use a chess piece one way doesn't mean it can only be used that way.
Now get back to cleaning toilets,rape baby.

Yep better build one quickly or all your women will mix with arabs lmao

In the end, it will just be Germany, Sweden and Turkey.

Let them and let them die!

They will be locked out behind the wall, starving and dying!

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tip top kek, political insight worthy of a plant

An entirely Muslim union then

>Mudslimes were right all along that women are naturally whores and should be put under strict control of their closest male relative or husband

>Polski Sklep is mad that his EU bennies are coming to an end
U gon get enriched. First Bosnia and now Turkey.

>This was part of the Eternal Anglo's Master Plan all along

Damn, britbongs really hate Europe, don't they :^)

I think someone needs to make adjustments to that "banter, informative, shitposting" country flag plot graph.

Mate pull that plunger out of your arse and put the dettol down then refute my point or just fuck off

God bless the Anglo sphere

I love you dad

kek
I wanted to post that gif but couldn't find it.

Yes, Balkan niglets especially.

How do Turks feel that their smelly shitskin bodies are so repulsive that people are using them as a political weapon?

What's there to refute, nothing you said is true, including the "destroying EU" part. Like I said, y'all just doing your part for the new order.

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>How do Turks feel that their smelly shitskin bodies are so repulsive that people are using them as a political weapon?

>another one bites the dust.gif

KEK

Thanks for replying, you've confirmed i've done one good deed today by having a chat with a retard
Now fuck off and take all your fellow poles out of my country

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This is the most perfidious thing I've ever witnessed.

>fellow poles out of my countr
They're british citizens now, haven't you heard? Maybe you "nationalist goverment" can do something about it, but I wouldn't count on it lmao

You don't get to have owned the world's biggest empire by being a retard.

>they need safety and german women.
*they need safety in german women

Underrated

Nice

This really is one of the funniest things I've read today. I have no idea why.

ETERNAL ANGLO
T
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>UK doesn't banter much

Have you been living under a favella your whole life?

FUCKING ETERNAL ANGLO
ANGLO GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>he thinks migrants will disappear when outside of EU, without a single law being passed against migrants
>he thinks he will leave EU in next 3 years
>he thinks Turkey will enter EU in next 15 years
>he still believes in conservative party because muh Jesus, even if they imported 3 times as many migrants as any labour party in history
Stay bluepilled.

Leave the EU then?

>ahaha jokes on you people who live in my country hate it so much they've fled to your superior country ahahahhaa
What the fuck m8

>Oh look, this predictable butthurt eastern euroshit nation that has never contributed anything in his life other than disease and poverty
Keep running your mouth little bitch, take those migrant quotas otherwise mumma merk will not give you your monthly moneys.

Irrelevant?

Why are islanders so dim-witted, is it because of the weather? I was actually referring to the fact that your "nationalist" good goy goverment won't do shit about immigrants.

Reported to your Imam for hate speech.

RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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>can't handle the truth
Cuckservative white race traitors are replace EU deal with a similar deal, to supply British capitalists with fresh source of cheap illegals. Anglo won't change, you don't want to change, conservatives never wanted to leave EU, Cameron only agreed to referendum because he promised, since he was afraid of uprising, bunch of stupid Christian capitalistic race traitors. Praise Allah you eternal sheep. The queen is the biggest cancer, she's not going to save anything you bluepilled moron. Times of Queen's looting are over, time to import slaves.

It's inhumanly savage to deny turkish cocks german women

Japan is the pinnacle of Asia and basically seperate from it in every single way except the slanty eyes
Same with the UK and Europe
>may has started deporting immigrants that don't earn £35k a year
>wall in calais
>bringing back parts of our culture blaire wiped out (grammar schools)
It's habbening mate, can't you just be happy for us?

Oosh

Go over to leddit for ultimate cuckfusion over why someone who hates the EU wants to help expand it.

fucking savage

Revel in the glorious bants, François.
There's nothing else left for us.

>It's habbening mate, can't you just be happy for us?
I would be happy if it were true. Right now it looks like Brexit was just a clever smokescreen meant to satifsy the eurosceptical crowd.

Hahahahaha
Fuck my life, if they join im happy to see that the anglo is responsible

Will me make feel better when im raping your crops burn your woman and salt your houses

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>Turks
>Shitsking
Fucking kill yourself you filthy Burger

crabs in a bucket m8

Outfuckingstanding.

You look kinda dark desu senpai

Except our liberal party is dead and their opposition is our real nationalist party (ukip) which is soaking up all their voters.
This means ukip will in time be the tory party opposition so the tories will continue to steal their policies to stays in power.
>tl;dr the UK is going to put it's people first again
Feels good man.

UK officially on my shitlist.

the eternal anglo...

What do you mean? Turkey is white. They blend in just fine with other Germans.

>90617796
This is most average random normie photo that i have

>ID
>Kep(ab)

NATIVE
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T
I
V
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>>Mudslimes were right all along that women are naturally whores and should be put under strict control of their closest male relative or husband
I don't think anyone ever really disputed that.
Even western feminists don't speak critically of Islam.

jewgle european people art

ETERNAL ANGLO
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The Turks I've seen here were really swarthy with dark complexion. Must have been some different breed.

wtf i hate white historians now

If that happens, we leave

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You can actively support Turkish thesis on Cyprus, so the EU goes to trash even faster.

I thought the UK was getting comfy with kebab for a sec, but then I remembered Brexit.

wer hat das warsteiner bestellt?

>supporting Turkey in Cyprus
No.

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I don't understand why Brits are so smug about this.

We all know that the EU bureaucrats are going to twist your arm and force you to accept free movement of workers in a bilateral trade deal. They have stated time and time again that they will not let the UK have its cake and eat it, too. Free movement of goods only if there's free movement of people.

And if Turkey joins the EU...

>Muh whiteness

still an islamic country faggot

KEK

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I think he is mentioned in this gif somewhere.

Tories wont let that happen otherwise ukip gets into power and we'll tell the single market to fuck off
Do you even uk politics

I support this motion.

KEK

Nope, we'll be out of the single market.

All our stuff from EU zone will be like 2% more expensive. Holy fucking shit what an armageddon.

We won't be having free movement of people you nut, time and again it's been made clear that free movement of people will not stand. Of course we're pushing for overly enthusiastic trade, because we're cunts and we want to take advantage as much as we can, but we're not going to accept free movement of people.

Come on mate, it's not that difficult to keep up.

My sides have reached Jupiter

is that so? Immigrants with ability to vote in UK will make article 50 a reality. Get fucked anglo.

>the eternal anglo is just a meme guys
BEADY

>Women 41
Literally, naive dried up old hag grabs herself a toyboy. The lad know exactly what he's doing lol.

You fucking glorious britbongs holy shit.
>Wanna exclude us from trade deals?
>Have a roach sandwich.

legit lold

Feels perfidious, man.

Fuck Krauts.
Anglo pride.

I have a crush on Farage and I'm not even gay

Fucking KEK

We really are the ETERNAL ANGLO

I love it

>this country is still trying to join the EU.

There will be something to remove at least.

fuck
fuck
fuck
you brilliant, majestic, scheming eternal Anglos
FUUUUARCK!
I legit roaring laughed, but... that's not a comedy, that's straight up truth
(rare to get from an Anglo, yes)

my respect, gentlemen.

LOL @ all these butthurt EUnians in this here thread

brilliant, simply brilliant

PLEASE NO
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Someone explain why they are doing this?

I feel like it's 3D chess with hidden motivations and counter actions by the major players and politicians of the E.U., but I can't make sense of it.

I thought it was Merkels plan to fuck up the E.U, but now the U.K is in on it to?

>trusting the Eternal Anglo
>ever

No chance man, France next president will be against and veto it (Sarkozy or Juppe)

This is for 1688, eternal Dutchman

>Almanya, As-Saweed and Türkiye
FTFY

perfect

fucking lost.

Merkel's plan isn't to fuck up the EU, it's to fuck up Europe *through* the EU. UK, by trying to desestabilize and ultimately destroy the EU, is saving Europe.

This is 1488D Schach

look what i got here mountain m8

BTFO by the Eternal Anglo once again!

>1688
>We have a white Catholic King who hates fucking Kikes
>The Dutch, and their great ally, Israel Abraham Suasso, send their man to take over and set up the bank of England and make us subjects of a European monarch
We don't forgive these sorts of things.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOLY SHIT.

ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN.

kek you used Vault-Boy's hair

HE'S THE TRAITORRR AHHHHHHHHHHH!

y'all negroes realize that Bobo himself is part Turkoglu right?

>may has started deporting immigrants that don't earn £35k a year

This only effects non EU legal immigrants, i.e. Americans and Australians.

It doesn't have any effect on 'refugees' or anyone from the EU, i.e. all those 'Syrians' the Krauts have been handing out passports to.

>Why are Brits have been so clever for the last 500 years.
THEY HAVE LOSS AGAINST A FUCKING COLONY!
A FUCKING COLONY THAT IS NOW A SUPERPOWER SO NO THE BRITS ARE NOT CLEVER!

Feels good man

The mere mention of my race brings tears to whitey eyes.

Yup. After Brexit, the ultimate goal of Britain's foreign policy is the death of the EU

ah but you see, it was a colony made up of anglos. Only an anglo can defeat an anglo (with a little help from a frog)

What gave anybody the impression that boris Johnson was anything but a cuck?

sauce?

Wher were you when the Anglos out jewed the jew?

>polish intellectuals

It's just like only a Prime can kill another Prime, or only a nigger can call another nigger nigger.

We defeated ourselves, its the only way it could happen.

Even then, we needed the help of the French to defeat ourselves while we defeated the French.

Conclusion:
The Anglo always wins even when losing but the French can only ever lose. QED.

naaah
he's good no doubt, but he still has miles to go to match Khaddafi or Chavez
or that Flip guy, Duterte or something

gotta be truly crazy to be most entertaining
you don't really want that in _your_ country

The war for independence was a civil war that the British won you tit.

WE

>dim witted
>perfidious island jews

We are called the ETERNAL anglo for a reason, Patryk.

>that anglosphere feel

>that "banter, informative, shitposting" country flag plot graph
can anyone link it, please?

ANGLOED

EVERYONE HATES US AND WE DON'T CARE.

I think we should use Pink Floyd/UB40 tactics next.

The UK is the real EU, these randoms have no right to the name or the logo.

They should be made to change the name to something else, "Angela Merkel's Confederation of Vaguely European Countries and Some Places That Aren't Even Real Countries At All, Like Belgium".

>"Angela Merkel's Confederation of Vaguely European Countries and Some Places That Aren't Even Real Countries At All, Like Belgium".

Kek'd audibly.

>Irrelevant?

Yeah, i guess you could say that when you have nukes kek, like we do

If you krauts get uppity again, we can just nuke you without worrying about a counter attack

Well played Bongs, well played.

You do realize that in order to do
>letting Turkey in
>keeping the EU Army blocked
you'll need to stay inside the EU, forever.

The Americans thank you for your sacrifice :S

>reaching this hard

Nice try, Colgate Lite

Germany doesn't even have nukes

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go prep the bull kraut wanker

Okay smart guy, tell me how will the UK make Turkey enter the EU when it doesn't even get to vote on it. You think Orban will fall for the tricks of the eternal Anglo? Poland, Austria, fucking Greece?

It is not too late to offer yourself up to the Blood Refinery Attendants.

We will make it quick.

Funny isn't it?

ARMENIAN

>luxembourg
>relevent

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I hate this fucking picture, it's absolute bullshit. There's no way I was black.

D A M P

R A G

>This is all going to end up with everyone dead, isn't it?
we can only hope

HOLY FUCKING SAVEd

The UK really should re-brand the EU to highlight it's germanic tendencies. E.g., 'The European Union of Germanic Vassal States"

Damn son

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Whitest country on Earth!

ha.... haha.... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

J A C K E D

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germany can't have nukes you wanker

the articles by which germany has to abide after WW2 literally state that germany can't have a military nuclear program

they can't even place anyone's nukes in former east-germany

you guys are the ones who made up these rules for it, are you really looking down on them abiding by them?

>without worrying about a counter attack

Russia would turn you into a parking lot, m8.

I want this
Please
Just end it all
Come
I want all these nigresses and turks and subhumans
please interbreed
just fucking end it all

its just bantz m8

pictures slightly off, i go to a school that is 99% white.
Why? because you have to pass a simple test to get in.

And below all this euphoria, has anyone ever thought of how Britain would go to do this?

Britain should focus less on orally pleasuring roaches and more about getting out of the union herself before 10 million turks use their EU passports to move to Britistan.

>/po/tards

papercraft and origami is a board of peace

what the fuck? Is he actually retarded? who the FUCK wants to let Turkey into the EU? They're filthy backstabbers who fuck the western world over EVERY single time there's a NATO reunion.

Fuck him and Turkey.

>UK females
>Showing skin
Nah that pic is of Sweden.

So THAT is how the refugees got into Europe? At last I truly see...

see even the argie has more brainpower than krauts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

After you.

Anglos sucking turkish dick. Nothing new here.

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Hey I guess we can now say Constantinople is European again

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>Faggot nigger doesn't know history
We destroyed the Ottoman Empire and freed your cuck shithole from their pincers. You're welcome, cuck.

Britain has joined the grand order of European nations smart enough to not be suckered into a federalist Europe. It won't be Brits who are sucking Turk dick.

Or Disraeli

they have mastering they're secrit arts of grammers

hidden from us keep it they do

Still less rapes than in Rotherham alone.

Isn't it funny — you know, when I came here 17 years ago and I said that I wanted to lead a campaign to get Britain to leave the European Union, you all laughed at me. Well I have to say, you're not laughing now.

like an onion

difference is we don't celebrate it ahmed

get the fuck out already reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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oh, come on. Now you are just fucking with us.

Toppest of keks m8

>america
>anglo

Anglo pride world wide cunt.

Can Trump carry a team of autists in a game of 4D Dota?

You were literally supporting the turks all along. What are you even talking about?
Not to mention you've been pushing for Turkey joining the EU for like 20 years now.

DON'T LET HIM KILL ME!

Aren't you basically about to leave the EU, anyway?

You'll be fine.

Frexit when?

reeeee

(checked)
Kek has spoken, we will help Germany provide more fikki fikki

>Hillary wins
>US destroyed by blacks and muslims
>Turks infest Europe
>Only "white" country left is UK
Good luck blowing up boats filled with muslim teenagers Pajeet.

Wasn't Boris's Great-Grandpappy a Turkish Muslim ?

> Blaming it on Brexit and not the eu parlament, who decides that

Media, folks

>implying I haven't tested my genes
What are you, a mongrel?

You've got nothing to fear lad, pretty much every nation will veto it. Boris is just havin bants

"England needs to stay as far away from the EU as possible. We need England to start building their military to be ready when we convince the EU army to attack against England so the USA and Russia, the greatest White Christian Alliance, along with Britain, can crush the EU and divide their land and resources. The inhabitants, the ones left, can join their Islamic friends on their March back to the middle east shit hole we have made them. One thing. Any mooslims not injured during their desire to leave Europe, must leave an arm or leg. I'll give them 3 seconds to make up their mind, then I make the decision for them. You must leave an arm or leg in Europe. Never utter Islam again in the presence of a Christian. Then you may leave your tongue". Just an excert from a possible book I'm am considering writing.

FIXIT when, cucks?

> Just an excert from a possible book I'm am considering writing.

Stick to considering.

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USA is balls deep in Germanistan.

USA is balls deep everywhere in Europe.

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My goodness. You would think we came into your country in a marching column, raped your women, slapped your old, and set up our new home over the bones of cowardly German males!

Someone has beat us to that, right?
German coward.

UNLIMITED REFUGEES

NO
FUCK OFF

NO TURKS, TURKISH ARE FUCKING SCUM, MUSLIM SCUM. FUCKING FUCK OFF

God bless you, United Kingdom. We're grateful for the increased diversity this will bring to our own Union of Europeans.

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SENPAITACHI
kansalaisaloite.fi/fi/aloite/2058
IS IT REALLY HAPPENING?
>see when #Brexit happed
>see the spike
I could have not believed that this hit 30k signs

SWEDEN YES !!!

FFS SAKE BRITAIN! LET US AT LEAST GET OUT BEFORE YOU TRIP THE GIANT!

FFS BRITAIN! LET US AT LEAST GET OUT BEFORE YOU TRIP THE GIANT!

Is someone being a sauer kraut?

There's no time to spare, hurry!

YOU WILL FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!

ANGLOS GET OUT REEEEEEE!

OH BOY

ww3 when?

Will they be sexy?

Nah the French deserve more respect than they get, they have a rich military history, mostly consisting of fighting us and themselves.
And we're a little blinkered about that, the average bong knows about Agincourt but probably not the other major battles that they won, or that they ultimately won the Hundred Years War ...

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lel
New flag of EU.

THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN

FUCK YOU JERRY

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP

So let me get this straight, the United Kingdom votes to leave the European Union then insists Turkey join in their stead?

All for shits and giggles knowing the UK can block immigration completely. It's like dousing gasoline all over the European Union house then making sure a pyromaniac will be their new housemate.

>How do Turks feel that their smelly shitskin bodies are so repulsive that people are using them as a political weapon?

the absolute madman

dont worry we will be a better member than the UK. Germany is already 50% turkey

Bad day, Merkel?

if we join the EU the EU will assimilate Turkey
don't know what you guys are talking about

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the day they let roaches in

my only concern is that this could backfire if article 50 isn't triggered. a lot of british politicians did not want it triggered, and if they can find any way to stop it, they will.

ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

they have no power to stop it, corbyn won, labour is cucked

Well done!

We hste you too Ahmed.

Satire, goober.

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WEAK

FEEBLE

youtube.com/watch?v=JbNGyGwAdYM

FUCK THE BRITS

THEY'RE LITERALLY MAKING THE DEMOGRAPHICS PROBLEM MUCH WORSE FOR OTHER WHITES AND FOR OTHER WHITES ONLY.

FUCK THE BRITS, FUCKING TRAITORS.