European Political Risk

>name
>color
>location
>include your fucking trip in the name
London is worth +2 and Amsterdam is worth +1 because OP.

Damascus

Black

CHAOS Undivided

Catalan Colonies
Alger
Orange

BERLIN
Germany
Red

Birmingham
Brown
Road Nigs

>Iberia
>Madrid
>Yellow

Start in Roma
Purple
Papa Gandho

you know what to do

witnessed

Dindu Nuffins
Green
Cairo

We're enough lets get it started!

>Ottoman Empire
>Gold
>Istanbul

You stay in north africa, I'll stay in middle east, deal?

Is that a threat boy

It's a NAP offering

ight an NAP sounds gucci

Alliance like in last game? :^)

Year one. Sorry for the wait. My mouse fucking died on me like a nigger fucking SKYYYYYYYYYPE so I have to use this stupid fucking trackpad that will make the game SLOW AS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

Did the refugees actually assimilate into Germany? BET

Take damascus, spills beirut

Dindus take Cairo and expand east towards Almard hopefully take that bihhhhhh

Go for Cardiff (I have no idea how to play)

Fill Ankara, spill towards Sofia.

Take Madrid, take Valencia, Sevilla and Barcelona, Fill Spain.

>read
>rules

Integrate Alger into Colonies, spill towards Constantine

Take roma and fill towards san marino
does this map have slightly different rules? How come no one has started with a city? :^)

take Koenigsburg, danzig then warsaw

GAY RETARD
wheat ucrania
Green

Take Berlin, then Hamburg
>implying they ever will

>tfw palis aren't worth shit anymore

> Pali

NO

Can i join?

Peter the Slightly Above Average
blue
st petersburg

No? Yassss! Yasssssss ho yasssssssss

>anymore
They never were worth shit.
Palis aren't real gets, fag.

Requesting OP adds palis to the list for 20T

the last thread had palis worth 25t

HEADASS

Alliance?

Nay. I don't ally with shitlords.

u w0t

Palis are worth 20T now fuck the rules and FUCK MY FUCKING WIRELESS MOUSE THAT HAS BROKEN MAN RISK IS SO SLOW WITH IT

Chill OP. You're alright.
Fill Trebzon, spill Thessaloniki.

I counted Berlin's roll that I missed. AND FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING TRACKPAD THERE'S STILL A LITTLE LEFT IN THE MOUSE YES FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGERRRRRR

Wheat> odesa> Chisinau> iasi

Annex St Petersburg, Talin and spill into Finland if roll is big enough

Take Venezia, Lubjana, and Zagreb :D

OP you forgot my roll
Take Hamburg, then Hannover

OP is a massive faggot for using it for last rounds rolls but that's to be expected.

Dindus take Sisi and then Almard and spill Libya

Palis

Spill Greece as a whole. Focus on cities.

Take Sevilla and Barcelona, also take Lisbon. Fill Spain.

First RISK palis too...

Thanks OP
Guess got lucky this time, heh ?

Explore the Algerian Interior for Oil

PALI
A
L
I

NAP? I will leave Africa alone if u leave Italy and Malta alone :))

I'm starting to get an idea of how to play, sorry for being a retard.
Also, take Southampton

Take aleppo, any spill to haifa

what is Aleppo?

more polish assets

What's an Aleppo?

checked. add the bonus in your name though

Oh I see now, gets changed
Take Berlin first and forgive my stupidity please

He is now an example of why you don't disrespect the OP.

Turdulian Raiders
Light Blue
Lisbon

teehee. faggot niggers take Sisi and expand in Libya to take Almard

I missed you. Next time reply to the mupdate I have bad eyes.

Defend, take Kobenhavn, then Praha
Spills take more German cities

OP wat about my roll :((

I think you skipped me OP

Ignore the nigger part

Fill Izmir and Skopje. Spill Tirana and Sofia.

Spread to Leeds.

Take antioch and nicosia

Take Aland and stockholm, fill northern sweden

Bucharest> clujnapoca> budapest

Hey, I have no interest in war, what do you think about a NAP? I'll let you take Galicia.

Sure

Search for sheeps and spill towards Fes

Deal, I'll take Galicia and Portugal

Alliance?

OP pls seeI think you missed it on accident :((

this turn roll to take Milano and fill into Switzerland.

Adding.

If you do the previous roll, fix the bonus and go take Gibraltar, Barcelona and Andorra. also reinforce west Spain (frontier with Portugal)

Thank u based OP :)

my roll this turn is here

Another moortuguese to screw up Iberia player? Hooooo yasssss

→→→

>faggot nigger
>take sisi

don't take Galicia, spills go to taking Bilbao and South France.

Want to Ally? I wanna go into France, but not into Spain. So I have use for non-points Balearics

Adding. I fucked up because I was looking for nigger batteries so I could mupdate faster.

more poland

it was blessed by kek

bonus

We can, but I'd wish to have the south coast of France. I'll allow you to enter it first and then fill the coast to not cause you any hassle. Deal?

Still room for one more?
>Any color
>Far right-upper corner russia
>Imperio del macho Mexicano

I'm new. Still figuring out how it works

Year 4.

If I understand, you'll attack/take Coastal France, allowing me into to Central/Inland France? If so yes, I'll only take as few territories as OP allows and move towards Borderaux/Eastern France to allow you into Bearn and further.

Take Oslo, Fill Sweden

Defend
Take Oslo and Göteborg, then fill north east Germany and Denmark

Take amman and fill gaps. Any spill to haifa and tel aviv

Take Lubjana and Zagreb, spill into Switzerland.

Lets let the OP figure out to who Oslo went. Interested in a NAP after that? We have much to gain from eachother

take vilnus, minsk and riga

Clujnapoca> Budapest> zagreb

Vai para as cidades, não sejas atacado cedo, faz allianças( mas quidado com possiveis traições)
Tents fazer uma aliança com o laranja para eliminates o dourado( de necessário claro)

Fill Tirana and Malatya. Spill Turkey.

The Road Nigs will spread further north to Glasgow.

As long as you'll go expand in Russia afterwards, sure

Invade Portugal to the north

NAP based Otto?

Take Gibraltar and Bilbao.Fill Spain except Galicia. Reinforce west border.

Exactly, we're now allied.

I need Iceland though

Palis mano, diz tambem para there's lisboa, ainda não a tens, depois no proximo turno contains o bonus e mete comp no meu Nome +(n°)

Siege Fes, explore Balearics and spill into France priority towards inland territories, avoid cities

Gracias

Sure, just don't expand any further in Europe

>Otto
Sure..?

What are you fucking gay

Excellent :)

Agreed

O espanhol já se aliou ao laranja.

Year five.

Faggot Niggers continue to expand in Libya, taking tripoli

Maiwandi Empire
Moscow
Teal

well shit my connection was trash. faggot niggers expand in Libya, taking tripoli

Take jerusalem, haifa and tel aviv

Take fish and Lumber

Invade Galicia, Aveiro and South Portugal

had the wrong bonus too kill me

Fill all of Spain except Galicia, reinforce all starting from west border.

France
Cyan
Start in Paris

Expand the empire, take advantage of my loneliness

Can I roll this turn?

The Road Nig phenomenon expands to Calais, all refugees now own gucci tracksuits.

AND claim the tree

Defend
Take Wien and Bratislava, spills take German cities

Can I join?

If so

Cyan
Paris
French Empire

Reinforce East Portugal too

Belgrade> Bratislava> Wien> kyiv in ucrania

Explore into France for wheat, avoid cities

Take Bern then Torino, Monaco, and Marseilles.
Spill into Strasbourg and Lyon, anymore fill Italy...

beat you to it. gotta choose something else

Fill Sofia, spill Abu-Bukamal and Hakkari.

Forgot to add +3

Holy fuck i didn't even see this

Change to
Green
Moscow
Russian Empire

Lots of spills, wew.
Spill towards Syria and Iraq.

Palis again

Mano, tenta atacar por onde ele não tem reforço
Tás encurralado mano

take riga, spill for potato then moscow
form east and west german alliance?

its a weird coincidence

Alliance?

>Palis
Spill into Nantes, take city. Further spill into Bearn.

Sure

Ally?

Want to let into our Empire? They could take Rabat and Borderaux for points, expanding through N France or into Med through N Morocco.
Do you accept Turdulian Emissary, if Iberia agrees?

cool

See this→→Ally?

Sure, if I can keep the Sarajevo and the other +2 just south of it yes?

Alliance?

Sure bro, that's ecential to have to players attacking one at the same time

No, I'm good. Fighting Spain is the Turdulian ethos.

Nap?

If you're NAP'd with someone tell me because I'm adding that shit now.

Take baghdad, spills to the oil, if more spills to the gaps

Attack the nigger trying to claim Moscow

Take Sarajevo, the fish, and that city just south of Sarajevo.
Spill into Munich

Faggot niggers take the rest of Libya, spills to Crete or if theres not enough, reinforce the borders

Previous turn: Reinforce +3 from bonus

This turn: End NAP with Iberia :D

Spill into Belgium

Keep expanding and claim every resource in the way

Reinforce Norways coastline, fill northern russia

Also, forgot to ad the bonus

NAP?

I'm NAPed with Turdulian, and allied with Catalan Colonies.
Fill South France up to Bordeaux, go to Sardinia and fill it. Spills go to Reinforcing Spain.

Like this?

NAP with blue, allied to pink and grey
attack the green niggers, prioritize cities

Also this turn reinforce the remainder of the border

Reinforce the most I can, prioritizing cities.

OP, I know palis give extra points, but did you miss this by any chance? I was deliberately avoiding cities for ally.

Fill and siege Rabat, explore for Iron in S Morocco. Spill into Algeria.

Defend if attacked> reinforce Wien and Bratislava> go for kyiv> attack sofia

wrong bonus again please have mercy on me

I was just going to ask for alliance you dirty nigger

attack the green retards to the south aiming for nearest cities

>Those Italian lands
What you be plannin' boi?

Prepare for assraping
kek
KEK
K E K

88!!! 1488!!! Heil
PALI
>0

forgot to update my bonus, here u go OP :)

NAP it is

Was just filling the border to make it look good desu, nothing important at all. We respect the sovereignty of Papa Gandho over Italy.

What about roasting the Turk roaches?

NAP?

Eh, me refused. You OK with map?
Forgot to update bonus
Yup, just don't expand Southwards

That was my intention all along, lets get it on. Spoils of war will be ours

im grey so may want to save my nap slots right now and we arent that close... id say talk to my ally

Who is your ally?

>mighty ottoman empire vs gay retard and an edgy shitlord on 2 fronts
This is going to be fun. Bring it on, faggots.

Gas the skypes (red color)

Year seven. Faggot retards end up fighting a war on two fronts.

The faggot niggers expand their land into Crete and then Greece

Defend, if Turdulians attack, then sail from the north of Spain to the unreinforced part of Portugal and take cities. Else, reinforce north of Spain a bit. Go to Sardinia and fill it. Spills go to reinforcing West Coast of France (don't go up north) and rest of Spain.

Fill Baghdad. Kill any shitlords in the way.
Spill Aleppo.

Spill towards Nantes, stay in northern france

Take north sea oil, attack in Scotland

In case P.S.A.A engages defend
In case that it doesn't keep taking the rest of the resources south of my lands

Reinforce land
Spill to fill towards the south east potato

Take bagdad, spills abu kamal and kirkuk

>rolled that high
Spill Syria in general, I guess. Focus on stuff close to Turkey.

Forgot bonus

pali

Forgot my bonuses

Take Lyons and that city south of Sarajevo, spills attack red in Wien and Bratislava

Defend
Take Beograd, spills take all German cities

>Log of Shitland
>Neon Green
>Eliyat, Israel to begin

>69
Thats a 25T bonus :DD

Siege + take Lyon, look for Iron in S Morocco

Reconquest all

defend, spill east to take more cities for gay retard

RIP faggottards

Seems like one of us is about to dominate the balkans.
Want an all-out alliance just in case germans get in your way?

I just realized I got 70t this turn because I rolled 420

Yo, want a NAP?

Didn't see this: Just look for Iron and spill into Stratsburg

Reinforce west Galicia and break through center of Spain towards Madrid. Reinforce Madrid if I conquer it :D

I would much prefer an all out alliance, you can take any Balkans that I don't have.

...

You forgot to remove NAP tag.

Don't worry Papa G, I'm not into Germany.

I got lucky

Civil war erupts in the Iberian Peninsula. Gay retards are getting shot up the ass so hard that a bullet covered with shit shoots out of their mouth.

Faggot Niggers take Alexandria, expand in Greece without violating the non-aggression principle, and any excess expands in Egypt

Take rest of England and ireland

Bucharest> clujnapoca> attack grey

Attack Turdulians, defend territories. Take the cities.

Fill Damascus and Aleppo. Spill Antioch and Beirut.

defend against retard, spill into more gay retard, cities first

How about an alliance against Spain ?

>expand in Greece without violating the non-aggression principle
We don't have a NAP.

Log of Shitland invades the Sinai to avoid getting involved with the civil war

I'm talking about the one that Libertarians adhere to but if you'd like we can duke it out

SOUTHEAST YOU DUMB NIGGER SOUTHEAST
DONT ATTACK PRUSSIA

also NAP in this context is non-aggression pact dummy

Gain Atlantic Coast in France, fill Tunisia, spill goes into re-inforced land in Tunisia

You need help or you got this? I highly doubt +3 will win over +13. Just holler when you need help.

Defend
Wreck Purple, prioritize cities

yeah i thought OP had fucked up but didnt say anything

Move towards Madrid, take city, turn northeast towards Andorra!

You didn't pay attention to my NAP offer, so i'm attacking you, cannot stand a 2 front war

You are in the way of my expansion

OP, if I don't answer next turn, use this as roll: kill Turdulians.

Alright buddy, I think this war will be done next turn.

can i get in?
and if i can
Jewish Caucasian Empire
tbilisi
grey blue or pink colour

Attack PSAA

I know you dingus.

Fill Belgium, spill netherlands

Alright I skip you for a round for disrespecting the OP, fucking faggot. You said to take the potato, and so I did.

there is a potato in the south east of his location... thats what i thought he meant

I said the SOUTH EAST potato you fucking moron

You went DIRECTLY WEST and attacked Prussia

I'm pretty sure I would've fucking told you to attack Prussia if I were going for his resources.

Go ahead and take a turn off you queer

Attack the Red!

>2
I'm sorry man

Odd because I didn't see the reply (You). ah wel, prepare the be crushed anyway

forgot bonus dont forgetti this spaghetti op pls

Two turns now. Strike three and you're out, motherfucker. I admit it was my fault, so I will fix it. But you need to stop this disrespect and stop acting like a little bitch.

Nigga, if you grow while grey lose, guess what you win.
If both grow you don't win.
Get it?

Risk: Papa Ghando gets surprise fucked edition

I love this shit
defend
Anally annihilate purple

Kill Turdulians, take cities as priority. Defend my cities.

Continue invading perfidious Iberion

Crush white in Russia

Spill into Belgium and Netherlands

Drive the krauts out of Papa's soil.
Fill red, focus on cities.

Attack red with priority to cities especially wien

I almost forgot
Fortify the cities I just took please

>so close to quads
kys..

attack all of the gay retards holdings in the east, priority are assets

Log of Shitland Pushes downwards to secure access to the Arabian Sea then invades Jordan to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass hole

Does this count as a double pali or something like that?

GEt yerevan south
and spill get those 2 +1 oil

u nuu we must fight back
next turn will be my last guys gg

Any color,
start at the start in russia that gives +3 for unclaimed land
CCCP

The faggot niggers attack Gandho from Greece into Italy. Ave!

Bro, cede your territories to me then.

had the wrong bonus

Friendly reminder that quitceding is for faggots.

...

OP dubs calls for a late-game boost

There is already someone there

Yeah GG Papa G, see you!
Take last territory in France, re-inforce that + 2 more. Take Malta & re-inforce. Spill attack googles & reinforce.

Peanuts?

Oh shit that was a player. I just thought my eyes were being retarded.

Start me at volgograd instead

Keep pushing against the blue fag while claiming everything in the way

why of course

That part of Russia is taken, lad.

Hem hem, I'm a faggot, a huge faggot, I'm GAY RETARD

Is it OK if I take over papa gandho rather than starting new?

can you post some Peanut pictures for my JIMMY folder?

see

What do you say Wyatt?

Will leave soon or in a few turns, let Iberia puppet or give to lurker, if I don't post, keep attacking Googles & re-inforce for one round.

Let a lurker take him.

Please tell me that OP did not let some player had white color while neutral terrain is white.
You can't make this shit up
Please kill me already
Neggers

Nigger Faggots expand into Gandho

Kill Turdulians

crush white

...

that pali thooooo n shiieeeet

I know right. When the guy declared war on me I had to look for a couple of minutes where the fuck he was

Fill Netherlands, Take cologne

>found the risk thread too late when I have nothing to do

Fill Amman. Keep attacking reds.

Invade Madrid!

>1781
>81
>1

Re-inforce 4 pieces of N France bordering Germany, civilize googles + re-inforce

Defend
If purple wants to attack me, assrape Purple
Else run over the Ayyrabs
gib dem cities

Updated bonus.

>neutral terrain is white
>a player is white
>that turns him invisible

Lurkers are free to take the Catalans and Papa Ghando, I'll rename them if you'd like

Ok bro that's cool

Get glorious potato to create glorious international proletariate bureau of potato for feed will of proletariate

Spills go to the oil

Oh fuggggggg

Defend!!!!!

He's a darker gray you fucking baboon.

Also I will leave now, gift blue Göteborg, I wanted to do this the entire time
Give Berlin to gray
Kobenhavn to pink
Last roll will be repeating my roll just now
Bye everyone

Fix your bonus it is +4 not +8

1.take the 2 +1 oil
2.get the free southern cities
3. go for the fish in the black sea

can Jim Jam join?

let a lurker take you over mang
we don't take kindly to your kind round these parts

JIMMY! what Is this PICTURE

You can take my spot Mr. Carter

>how dare he have a life and a job
I know I'm not welcome but ok

No, I was talking about quit cede-ers and refugees.
Go back to "work", Ahmed. :^)

>Implying white is dark gray or some share of white 1% darker then white.
Just...
Ky

Jimmy take over Germany or Britain they are leaving

Last roll to give it to the Reds
cya lads gg

...

literally

I'm taking off fags.
Reminder that I was the greatest empire and arabs are literally god-tier humans.

Can I join? I'll take over or start from scratch.

If you want you can count this as roll to just defend from any attackers and to expand.