In house alone at night

>in house alone at night
>phone rings
>static on the other end, like someone is there but not saying anything
>it beeps loudly and a robotic voice says "la revedere" (goodbye) and then goes to the disconnected beeping sound
>this has happened less than 5 minutes ago

What do, this shit hasn't happened until now

Destroy all hard drives and documents, torch your house and go innawoods with a rifle and canned tuna.
They're on to you.

12spooky34me

It was the ghost of Vlad Tepes.

vin mascatii peste tine in 5 minute.
Repeta dupa mine: "Da ce-am facut sefu??"

I'm more scared of a ghost than government, a black cat passed in front of me today but that happened hundreds of times before. And ik ghosts don't exist but still

Dude they're going to kill you

Then who was phone?

Why are you scared of something that doesn't exist? Are you a Christian?

Naw
?

Its a message from the doomsday clock. You still have about 20 minutes or so. Make your peace with those family and friends near you. Make your peace with God. Goodbye.

what kind of phone?

You think that's bad?
Talking to my bro on the phone, my call is intercepted and interrupted by fucking aliens and he doesn't hear it.
>we only text now

ur dead

Fix

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They're trying to get your voice print so they can listen to you through your electronic devices (particularly your smart phone if you have one).

Remember to take your pills, mate

I'll never understand why romanians, much like niggers are absolutely terrified of ghosts. The only think that scares us more is drafts of cold air AKA the source of all diseases

Oh fug who's phone?

happened to me like five times this summer

HELLO. YES, THIS IS DOG !
XDXDXDXD

>home at night
>phone rings
>answer
>nothing
>hang up
>rings again, answer
>high pitched girl's voice saying she wants to play
>hang up, ring, answer
>voice says she's at the trashcan and wants to play
>hang up, ring, answer
>she says they're at the store and want to play
>hang up, ring, answer
>she says she's behind me and wants to play
>slowly turn around
>there's a small porcelain doll sitting there motionless
>drop phone and scream
Pretty spooped guys

Now name the show.

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It was the mother you mong. It's like a riddle for six year olds.

Also, nice slider thread OP. I hope was a ghost.

What happened to u?

Any time a phone rings past 10, I ain't answering that shit. Indrid Cold fucked with me too many times.

I've gotten calls like this before. Did some research into it once and found out they were a sort of scam where the scammers are hoping you'll call them back so they can charge you, or something along those lines.

Nothing that night, but it turned out the doll was possessed by a spoopy ghost and I almost got my eye plucked out by it but it grew sentimental at the last second, let me go, and fled away somewhere never to be seen again.

This sort of shit is just marketers confirming your phone number exists.

Now that they know it does, you can expect more phone calls trying to sell you shit you don't want.

I remember reading about him when i was a kid and being terrified.

Ghosts don't exist my friend

Lock your doors
Boobytrap your windows
Load your guns
Clear wide killzones around your house
Monitor your towns rapist moves if possible

Godspeed

Classic

based Hungary

It's you from the future. You called in the past life. Try hard to remember, because their your own clue. Figure it out now, or you'll end up playing this loop over and over again. Wake up, sheeple.

This desu
I never answer door or phone if I am not expecting someone to do so
It could be the tax collector for all you know

I wouldnt be a fag on the phone

You'll be a tranny within the next 5 years.
Screencap this.

>Romania
Why the fuck am I not surprised?

Youll suck my dick within the next 24 hours. Screencap this.

You're fucked

expect ghosts soon

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

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Too bad they don't exist

Its me, when are you going to return my Carjack?

These used to creep me out so much when I was a kid.

This happened to me but in English. Fucking freaked me out, I did some digging as it turn out they are scammers but I don't know what they wanted

>So now, every TUESDAY night, he returns to wreak his horrible vengeance

Men in black. Did you see any UFO shit recently? Did they touch your peepee?

Idk i checked my garden and its cool and i know everyone in my village so yup its probably just scammers

Corey in the house.

There are 3 signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over

>>/x/

THE SASH SINGING
THE MASH PINGING
THE LASH WINGING

>work as call agent for a bank
>call clients every day
>one client answers the phone but doesn't say anything and carnival music starts playing
>i say: hello?
>this really raspy voices starts saying something in german
>"what?"
>he repeats it, same identycal tone almlost robotic
>all the while carnival music is playing
>nope in the office surrounded by people in broad daylight
I have no explanation except it was a weird joke. Can't remember what he was saying, only it began with we must (wir mussen).

Fuckoff ugly monkey

Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already DEAD. He slowly approaches the counter...


...and you know what he does next?

It was a gypsy ghost.

Call the number back and tell them to kiss your ass

Probably not a joke since you called him
Ask your mom

My home phone doesnt have a screen its old with a cord and shit

Sorry, nope.

It's the vampires man. Close every door and window, thrust an iron knife in your doorstep and spill some salt.

Unless you did something serious I wouldn't sweat it, probably some asswipe pranking you. Besides, if someone really wanted to get you, why tell you?

vine mata din mormant sa-ti rupa capu pentru toate cacatpostarile care le-ai facut

>go innawoods

Yes, goyim. Isolate yourself in a place where your body will never be found

Idk man i probably overthink this
Vine mana sasi bage pulan mata

*pe care

Ghosts are just liberal crybabies trying to instill guilt on white families

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It's most likely telemarketers. They're checking if you still live at the address so they can pester you with their useless products. It wasn't an actual person calling you, it's all automated.

Name the show nigger, sounds very cool

Get a gun or knife and keep it nearby also check your doors and windows

I have knifes, axes and idk how to say drujba in english but not a gun because theyre illegal