You are standing on the deck of a small yacht. 25 yards away in the deep ocean waters...

You are standing on the deck of a small yacht. 25 yards away in the deep ocean waters, a Turk man and an Indian man struggle to swim and cry for help. You have only one life preserver. What do you do, Cred Forums?

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Turk. I'd rather have a roach on my boat than puddles of shit.

Throw the Turk the life preserver. Laugh at the Indian.

>You have only one life preserver.
I keep it in case I need it at a later date, for myself.

So both can die.

let them both drown obviously

I would pop the life preserver desu family

sit on it and light my pipe

The poo. They're actually pretty ok when westernized. Speak English, hate pakis, don't judge when I drunk drive to get beer at 1:55am.

what?
keep the life preserver for myself

I would pop a hole in it and throw it to the Indian. That way he can feel the same disappointment his countrymen felt when they gained independence.

>Turk man and an Indian man struggle to swim and cry for help.
Keep ignoring them

Turn my yacht away from both of them and sail off.

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i laugh while opening another Beer.

Wear it as I am in risk of falling overboard while performing complex, close turn maneuvers trying to hit them with my propeller

Ignore both and enjoy martinis made by my Mexican bartender while my Ukrainian mistress sucks me off.

Abandon ship!

/thread

throw it in the middle and watch them fight over it.
When they get exhausted push them under with my foot until the bubbles stop.

Tear the life preserver and tell them i can save only one, then throw the broken life preserver on the surviving one.

Turn 360 degrees and sail away.

Throw it in the water and let them fight over it as i sail away

Full speed ahead

I have my friend drive the boat while I ride behind it on the life preserver, like tubing.

I put on the life preserver, maybe look out for what caused the other two people to fall into the water, maybe pirates are around or something.

Jump off the boat and give it to the 2 nice gentlemen

ware it myself

Bring her about and hail them with a cannon battery

This. Mother knows best.

Edgy af lmao XDDdDD

GOOD MORNING

MUZZY, ISN'T IT?

give it to the hindu

agree with this. Indians are okay, they aren't religious once westernised, work hard and hate paki muslims

It's a yacht not a corvette

Don't, just sail on by.

I throw it into the water and have them fight to the death for it. There are three outcomes.

1. The Muslim kills the Indian only to realize that it's not a suicide vest, making it useless to him

2. The Indian kills the Muslim, but cannot reach the boat because he has to stop to poo

3. I yell "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?", take off my problem glasses and dive into the water, handing them both the lifejacket and diving to perform fellatio on whichever is darker

Have a gin and tonic.

This is the best answer, desu.

That's a weirdly worded question.
If I'm on a small yacht then I obviously have some rope. Thus I could easily tie the life preserver to a lenght of rope and help both guys onto the boat.
Is the question about wanting to save two people (thus becoming the minority on my own boat) or allowing two people to drown? If yes then why make a big deal out of only one life preserver?

>>>reddit

>not having a line of six pounders on each side of your yacht

Turn around

I cut myself and hope the Blood will attract Sharks.

>light my pipe

Put the life preserver on & jump in the water.
It'd be really relaxing to be in the water watching them drown desu

Look down and whisper, "no."

Is the Indian a Muslim?

I save neither, wonder where I took a wrong turn to end up anywhere near those shitty countries, and sail back to America. Life is better there.

drive away. That's actually the most moral thing to do

Maritimer here
are there really people who unironically can't swim? Like I always thought it was tards who cry they can't swim because they never have, but like.. once you're in the water it's instinct
how fucking hard is it to move your arms and legs jesus christ

I would yell this at them

Piss on their heads.

Tell em to fight and whoever isnt floating like a dead fish gets the life preserver.

Xtra Points.

When the Turk drowns the Indian inevitably, I laugh at the Turk as I float away smoking a cigar.

Fuck em both

Neither. I may need it.

fuking sail away. fuk both of them

lmao

Indians aren't Muslim. Muslims aren't Indian.

That's pretty much current state policy.

>drive away
>on the ocean

You mean sail away.

Id obviously help the Indian

Most niggers legitimately can't swim and are deathly afraid of canines.

Source: niggers I have interacted with over the years

"good morning"

>puts on the life preserver

>t. Autism

Hula hoop

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Actually autism is a medical condition, not a name you can sign a letter with.

multi-track drifting

Indian, then the turk if he's still alive.

>saving the Turk
>ever

1. Ask who is the strongest swimmer.
2. Pass life preserver to other guy.
3. Get strong swimmer to swim to man with preserver
4. Life preserver will keep both men afloat.

I put on the life preserver. Safety first!

Keep it with me in case my boat sinks

>Full Stop!
>aye aye cap'n!
>Full reverse!
>aye aye!
>aim for them both!
>aye!
>Keel haul the bobbers!
>arrrrgh!

Check for 'Made in Turkey' label. Then throw to Turkroach.

Put the life preserver on and go back to the poop deck

Simple, throw it between them and watch.

Turn my yacht 360° and drive away.

Lol

I know where this is going,
>hurr i was being autistic on purpose!
but my god. Horrendous post. Have a (you) anyways.

Find the flare gun and shoot them both.

set the yacht on fire and ram into the turk