SPACEX MARS THREAD PART 2

He's an introvert probably.

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YUUGE

W-what about space elevator?

So will I be able to fuck qt ayy martian soon?

what yuro time?

>pizza joints

please stop trying to make jokes. its painful.

No one alive now probably

it's a freedom phallus

we will spread America's greatness across the solar system

he is an unironic autist

You can almost touch dollars from the american taxpayer watching this shit

so is this why nasa has been in peru researching potatoes recently? i selflessly volunteer to grow and eat the first hashbrowns on mars.

MARS IS FOR THE WHITE MAN

>Don't have one ship
>It'll t-take a w-while to build up...er...uhm...uh....t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to a uh thousand s-s-ships.
This guy is captivating.

I'm dead inside, does that count?

I'm so sad we have to explain these things to retards that do not already know that:
geniuses are autists
>geniuses are autists
geniuses are autists
>geniuses are autists

>the martian plan is already fairly well thought out

I want to believe

i i if y-you t then i i not s sure h how l long b but uh.. w well...

loc loook at a t t the se c c charts

doesn't this guy have the money to king's speech this shit

>We Mars colony soon, lads.
Has SpaceX made something that can reliably make it to the orbit or it's still another shitty startup by the fraud known as Elon Musk?

Is Elon a sociopath?

The guy seems really uncomfortable and unnatural.

I know most billionaires are full of themselves and off but he just can't get it out or even make a joke like a human.

Or am I reading way to into it and he is just nervous?

Has your body rotted away into the ground yet?

So what are the benefits of leaving earth for an inhospitable frozen wasteland with a nonbreathable atmosphere?

Musk is an anglo

enterprise when, am I right fellas?

>implying
Goes who is overrepresented in NASA aswell? Sorry, you're not getting away this way.

>pic very much related

best laid plans of musk and men...

s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-enpai

He's always like this. He has anxiety issues in front of crowds, but he is really the only one who can say what he wants to say

I get nervous speaking in front of thirty people. Can't imagine speaking to several hundred thousand, with ten years of work hanging on the line.

>this mumbling stumbling loser built a cult of personality worth tens of billions of dollars

metaphorically

I'd rather hear this autist sincerely and genuinely explain it than someone like Steve Jobs.

autism m8

>keeping your hands in your pockets in a presentation

no

>>it's quite big

For you

>Wants to travel to and terraform mars
>Can't cure his own stuttering problem
Hmm.

Anyone got the link where I can donate my hard earned monies?

Nah he's just on the spectrum like us

UHM ERM UM

>india

>the SLS is not mentioned
Cute

Holocaust is not a joke, user. Six million Jews died.

FUCK OFF MAN WHAT THE FUCK
HE IS AN AUTHISTIC MAN
KILL YOURSELF

>Is Elon a sociopath?
No just a flithy ANGLO BLOOD

this. he sucks at public speaking like all engineering geeks

Humans need to conquer.

We haven't gotten to be pioneers in a while.

It looks like huge black dingus

>Trump got btfo but ARIA still can become real

shieeeeeeeet

you see that sweet 906 I rolled?

A huge WHITE cock

>implying SLS will make it to even one launch

Musk knows what he's talking about at least

nicely said

and no, nowhere close

Who else a /neo-venetian/ here

>Humans need to conquer.
This. We've lost our Carthage

Fucking antisemite. We'll build this just to spite you. Enjoy our space billboard!

This Musk idiot is trying desperately to be the next Steve Jobs. He will never in a million years live up to Jobs' legacy.

What's so good about Carthage I don't understand?

Don't talk shit about based Elon

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it looks so simple

Tell me about it...

>tfw farting on mars will help terraform it

Brazilians will finally be useful

42 of them.

Current Falcon fleet is pretty reliable for getting shit to orbit. People pay SpaceX to put their shit in orbit so...probably not a fraud?

>Trump got btfo
No he didn't you retarded shill.

this shit scares me more than it excites me, should we really let libertarian autists do this kind of shit?

>you will never live in neo-Venetia
I will give my life to make sure the next generation can have this

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giant asteroid avoidance

>This genuine sperg is helping humanity colonise space while the others spergs on Cred Forums are shit posting wasting away their lives
Wew lad.

>CTR weeb

Now I've seen everything.

oh fugg we N1 now

He sounds awkward as fuck, he will never be the next Steve Jobs.

He doesn't want or need your fucking donation. Go buy a Tesla m8

yep

yer very very simpre

t-thanks...

>sexual seduction- snoop dogg

Its this posibile now or just a fantasy now ? dont fuck my dreams.

Holy shit, really?
Wow, if that really happened holy shit, nice job.

Carthage and Hannibal forced Rome to excel. When Carthage got destroyed Roman ambition lost a target and turned inwards and onto itself. Earth won't unite until we find something to unite against, or for.

goddamn.

I want to go to mars.

I'm sure by the time this is all finished ill be like 80 years old.

That's the big launch booster and just how many times it can be used before retiring it.

Isn't Tesla already out of business? I never see a single one on the road.

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>what are the benefits of claiming a whole planet for yourself and estabilizing a monopoly on it
Geez, i don't know...

He's already done more to advance humanity than Jobs ever did.

who the fuck cares

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it doesn't look very comfy

six-month trips are going to need lots of vidya and anime :/

>100+ passengers
Im sure people will be just fine with sitting in that capsule with 100 people for 2 years.

You will be 80 years old in 2027? How old are you right now?

For the glory of the Terran Empire, heretic.

They are EVERYWHERE in Denmark.

>100+ passengers
that's going to be cramped as fuck

I saw 3 on the road where I live, you're probably just poor.

>starts talking specs and stats
>stops stammering

>Born to late to explore the earth
>Born to early to colonize the galaxy
>Born just in time to live to 80, pay $100,000 for a Mars ticket and die when it explodes on the launch pad
What a glorious time to wait to die

It's okay, you're already paying taxes.

Those stairs trigger my autism

The material and mechanical engineering is near-term possible. SpaceX already launches satellites and recovers boosters.

do you even terraform?

photoshop a few blankets and waifu pillows in there and it will be good to go.

>loser
>worth tens of billions of dollars
I don't think that's how being a looser works.

THIS
I want the fucking apple shills leave REEEEEEE

It would be fine if they have the internet

>a few white men are trying to export humanity to another planet will the rest of the white men are being btfo at home

uuh... lads... i'm almost 100% certain we should genocide all niggers and figure out a bunch of stuff before we start doing things like this

we get it reddit. Can you stop shilling now?

they're all over the place here in MA

>I built the new iPhone, true innovation
Vs
>I-I uhm my team built ehm a -a rocket to fly humanity to hhm m-mars

IS HE TRYING TO GET THIS DONE IN 4 YEARS????

we will have sex bots by then

Deal with it delusional fools, scum piece of shit like her made him look like ass and everyone see that

Post some pepe for more meme magic, that's the only things you have now

They aren't popular in Alabama, because they're shitting for mudding.

>not starting an agatha christie-style murder mystery during the trip

You guys are boring

I need cable!

You're welcome hue, You could make mad bank with your farting women.

Hohman transfer orbit is ~6 months nigga.

Gee, I dunno. You would think having another planet for humanity to call home would be reason enough.

If something ever happens to Earth, we're fucked.

Oh shit. I didn't catch that part. All of this by 2027.

I can be a healthy 47 year old engineer.

>planet has to spin faster

Very unlikely senpai

Enough sanitizing wipes/showers + VR and my body would be ready.

Mfw this sperg will land on mars way before Star citizen launches.

He probably has severe assburgers. All the big tech CEOs do.

Its only fun untill you realise there is cctv and now you are trapped in between mars and earth with 98 other people who want you dead.

what if elon musk is handsome jack

Why is he trying to sell going to the mars

is he for fucking real??

did he just say the spaceship would have CAVES and restaurants?

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HE STUTTERING HAHAHAHA WHAT A AUTIST1!11!1!11!1
Eat shit you fucking jealous neckbeards.

>24/7 zero-g party
oh fug

I'm 100% sure Musk doesn't give a shit about Cred Forums's considered opinion on racial politics

THAT SOUND LIKE FUCKING HEAVEN!

>electrolysis
Fuck yes
Aqua team reporting in

planetary.org/get-involved/be-a-space-advocate/election2016/

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Natural selection for the new colony. Go hard or go home

Tfw you're the first man to shitpost in space.

It's true. A very tragic event. We shall never forget the nine million.

youtube.com/watch?v=F92l2s_bO-k

0g ORGIES :DDDD
BENIS IN ANUS :DDDDDD

Someone slip this guy some pills, Jesus. He needs something to bring him down and calm his nerves so he'll stop stuttering and stammering.

nice filename friend

only 62m$???? holy shit this might be feasible. especially if they can shave down the cost even a bit more.

>stutterfag detected

wow he is really authist poor guy hes so nervous lol

WE HAVE MEMES

HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY FOR THAT MEME

>that one time he spewed a shitton of spaghetti when trying to namedrop Metal Gear Solid

It's fun trying to pin point where he left a pause for laughter/clapping in the speech script

>(((They))) are comming for your panties
oh fugg :DDDD

WHAT IF I MAKE A DIARRHEA IN THE ZERO G

pls fund me

>steal underpants
One of us.

Musk has never been good at speaking to people..

Can you imagine if we colonise Mars, how much history and unique culture and language the people there will develop after 500-1000 years? Trump needs to fund this after he's done building the wall.

DEPORT ALL DINDUS

Southpark meme's... okay

>mad that he will never be worth billions of dollars like this man

spartan, but futurist

sort of like the tesla cars

What do you mean? He is like Hitler pretty much.

I'm in Colorado where we tried our best to make them illegal and they're still fucking everywhere. I see 3 - 4 daily on my commute up 36.

>a good post on Cred Forums
gtfo normie

you might even get rejuvenation therapies lad, for all it's worth you'd be 20 years biologically
one man can dream

wait what
got a video

This guy is spaghetting very hard.

>Not wanting a Cred Forums mars flag
You filthy Earth scum

I live comfortably enough.
I also don't have a stutter.

You can almost hear TSLA dropping

Fuck of to /sci/

mariachi band. I think he is autistic

>Mariachi band
We in boys!

>masturbate to pass the time
>spend precious muscle energy in a low gravity enviroment
>shit goes all over the place
What a mess.

>you will fly to Mars with your qt android wife within your lifetime

>avoid a war
>use the $1 trillion

I think I know where the money might be found...

Mariachi colony?
NO SPICS ALLOWED!

at least he's a lovable autist

>these are the losers who will take you to mars

>You really should kys if you don't think even trying to make colonizing space is worth every single penny it uses up
Where did I imply that? It's not the time yet and wasting money on Musk make no progress.

>I don't care if it's a scam or not
Then get fucked but don't give them subsidies.

>Hope it turns out to be something worthwhile
It's inviability but your belief in that project is disproportionately misplaced. Lear from game industry and hyping up games.

>Now take that no-fun-allowed attitude of yours and go somewhere fucking else
Sorry for being a realist. I though Cred Forums loves the "reality" and "facts". Sorry for disturbing your safe space.

>A literal African will make it possible for humans to enter Mars.
Funny, ain't it?

No niggers

I can tell who the engineers are in that photo just from one glance

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

>Cultural appropriation.

Redditors BTFO

So if Spacex makes it to mars, whose territory is it?

Where are the designated shitting orbits????
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

POO POO PEE PEE IN ZERO G

>Strong ideological motivator
There is

We're going to build a Space Wall!

youtube.com/watch?v=FZ6lZJWL_Xk#t=9m35s

Mexicans already begging him to colonize.

Not so fast pedro!

If we give up earth now, how long do you think mars have?

>literal African
I dont think thats how it works.

Tell Trump that SpaceX is building a wall in space to protect us from space mexicans

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/550297212769402881?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Does it exist?

Americas, you fucking marxist.

>strong
>ideological
>motivator
Guess we know who Musk is voting for

Indians wont be joining m8.
Whites only.

We shall take one for team humanity again.

Where exactly in the video?

>how long do you think mars have?
Depends, will jews and non-whites be allowed on mars?

Should have had a stick man in there for sense of scale desu.

Who said we'd be giving up Earth?

>six months

that's too fucking long, put some solar sails on that bitch and they'll get there in half the time.

>#t=9m35s

>I only had enough money for three launches, all of which failed
>we were able to scrape together enough money for a 4th launch, which succeeded
>"...that was a lot of pain"

he's south african
most south africans i've met absolutely hate "africans"
i swear there was a video of musk talking about africa and he comes across as "knowing the deal" when it comes to the issue, if you catch my drift

musk is fucking great, man. fuck all of the people in this thread saying hehe stutter or bullshit or w.e

you're unironically similar to the guys who said "the internet is a fad"

>fell over and exploded

Are jews and non-whites allowed in white countries?

huffingtonpost.com/entry/aei-world-forum-donald-trump_us_56ddbd38e4b0ffe6f8ea125d

They had a secret meeting to stop Trump, I think Musk is the only one who refused. Huffpo tried to shame him on it though.

He's an assburger, he was one of these genius kids who got bullied so hard they contracted autism.

He is some kind of genius though, he turned 20k dollars into 20 million.

are we gonna find mass effect relay blueprints in mars?

never forget

Give me the EM drive and we'll get there in 70 days

you can tell hes from good stock of successful south african colonizers

The candidate who wants to support education so SpaceX can hire more competent engineers, I'd imagine. Musk DGAF if Ford relocates to Mexico, famfam.

DROP WASTE IN SPACE

Wait did that actually happen? Or is it a simulation?

Is he an American citizen?

Me. We ought to terraform Mars with the help of Based Elon Musk and also create colonies of floating cities in the atmospheres of Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. :)

What makes you think Musk/SpaceX would limit colonists to white-only? I don't see it m8

It's CGI.

I can see Musk there walking around awkwardly with his rocket models, trying to hit up Eric Schmidt and other billionaires for money but they all just wanted to talk about Trump.

>6 years before first space flights to mars

Wow wtf

That's the actual landing

>just now seeing this

>Indian poo flying through the atmosphere at interplanetary speeds
No.
Makes a pretty good pee pee poo poo comic though.

Don't be surprised if we find fossils therre. There's clear evidence there was liquid water with rivers and all that.

YES

HE LOVES THE USA MORE THAN HALF OF THIS COUNTRY

USA

USA

USA

>being this dumb

...these are the people posting "hurr musk is a pleb autist"...

yes it happened. i watched it live.

Uge if tru. Relly med me tink...

They failed a bunch of times.

Please stop talking already

>4 years

lol poor guy...

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Only one way to find out
>they find oil on Mars
>us secret military projects launches the next day

>transporting cargo via ICBM
I love it

ANAL SHARDS ON MARS

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>earth
earth is soon a dead rock filled with toxic air water and food with billions of poor people fighting for scarce resources

>musk is fucking great, man. fuck all of the people in this thread saying hehe stutter or bullshit or w.e

I'm one of those "stop this guy's stutter" fags and I'm actually for him succeeding. I really don't give a shit who does it, but I want us off this gay Earth already. We need to get colonies off of Earth so the species continues should anything unfortunate happen. Not to mention those sweet sweet resources we can grab from asteroids, and the wonderful tech we'll all enjoy as a result of advancements brought about from these projects. But he still needs to pop a Vicodin or something so he can speak more clearly and get the hype of your average person that doesn't already see any importance in what he's doing.

>he's south african
Ah, so he is, indeed, born in mainland Africa.Which should make him an African.A south African, but an African none the less.
Just like I'm from North Africa, but from mainland Africa none the less.

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>They failed a bunch of times.
Implying thats a bad thing.

dream on mars man

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

Stutter on, Con man!

>we've been intentionally fuzzy on the time line but we're going to try to do our best guys h-heh
it's over

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

Oops, I linked the wrong post. I meant to link to this post:

kek

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

SEE THAT MOON, YOU CAN GO THERE.

>terraforming plan is about heating the planet
>can burn fossil as much as you want
>China already sent his rocket 2 days earlier

Fuck man, if this is just a huge elaborate con, I don't know if I can live anymore

>everyone making fun of his stutter
top kek can you fags get more jealous, you're starting to sound like facebook moms picking apart a model

It's sexy as fuck, he's super smart and socially awkward, he's not some rehearsed (((salesman)))

Not to mention he actually goes for all this crazy shit with his wealth and brains instead of just hoarding money in a mansion and investing in japanese fuckbots and sports cars and doing coke until he dies.

Even if everything he does fails, at least he fucking tried to help humanity move forward, which is probably more than you'll be able to say at the end of your life.

DREAM ON MARS MAN

Dream on, mars man

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

DREAM ON MARS MAN

>Mars becomes space australia

no thank you

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>Not "Poo in Moon"
Dissapointing

THAT ROCKET? IT JUST WORKS

It's just viral marketing for the new Alien movie

have they solved the problem of living in a capsule for half a year to even get to mars?

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

there is nothing sexier than rocket exhaust

dream on mars man

that wasn't my point, though.
south africa when musk was born = mostly white
the rest of africa = nigs

why do you think he left? many who lived in south africa left when the shit hit the fan with apartheid.

Elon's grandparents or maybe even parents probably had black housemaids/slaves. This wasn't uncommon in SA back then

>100+ people and a cinema

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

but the colonizers went to africa and america for gold, silver and diamonds, why would anyone wanna go to mars?

>mfw I just started playing EVE today, this music makes the stream even more comfy.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN!

kek

>If something ever happens to Earth, we're fucked.
>something
>Earth turned to Mars, we can still survive on it.
What can do that trick BTW?

Dream on mars man!

>It's sexy as fuck, he's super smart and socially awkward, he's not some rehearsed (((salesman)))
le nerdy grill detected

Amen

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

So, Cred Forums.

>Forsake Earth to the lesser races and migrate to Mars and use it as the new capital of the ethnostate
>Retake Earth

What do?

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I never get tired of mach diamonds

Dream on Mars man

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

He's just trying to be remembered like Jobs, which is his idol. He will never be half the man Jobs was.

space-gold, space-silver and space-diamonds etcetc.

alien artifacts

>People genuinely believe they'll be going to Mars

lmao
I heard the rocket is going to need snake oil for fuel.

First whites only, no Jews allowed Martian country when?

glory and curiosity

Couldn't watch more of 30 seconds. He's such a cringy speaker.
So much spaghetti.

Jobs a shit.
YUM YUM MUSK CUM

Retake eath, then expand into space.

that, in that order

If we terraform it first, I say we do it

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>he already made the tank
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

"the internet is just a fad hahahah can you believe these fucks buying names with www. infront of them!? hahaha"

dumb cunt

>space
>whites
top kek

He's just a shit Martin Shkreli

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

Dat fuel tank

the question is, is he /ourguy/?

By body weight he's already twice the man Jobs ended up.

BIG

>first genetically engineered baby announced today
>multiplanetary travel announced today

Science will allow us to do both

>Earth is the only rock with gold, silver and diamonds
Only one way to know if it's there. DRILL IT.

read the first post.
Also
>that flag
>that post

> →

Internet was immediately and obviously useful.
Sending dipshits to Mars is not.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>let thousands of people left Earth and do whatever they want
>they establish Zeon

>he wants to claim the entire solarsystem
MADMAN

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

The tism is real

Hey guys, when he colonizes Mars, he's going to take pilots, scientists, medical doctors, a variety of engineers, psychologists and therapists, architects...

He's not going to take basement-dwelling, anime-watching, minority-blaming, virgin-raging fucking 4channers.

But it wasn't dumb fuck
Do some research before posting

this

THE MADMAN

Good luck getting that in to space #never.

Fuck off, Australia is comfy as fuck.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN!

Stupid autistic nu-male trying to be funny
S T O P

POO ON LUNA

THIS FUCKING GUY

That movie was shit
Fite me.

Fucking kek, second question for Elon is a literal IRL shitpost

>uh I was at burning man...

CON4MED!!!!

Dream on, Mars man.

G L O R Y

>HEY GUYS I GO TO BURNING MAN

Drugs rly maek u tink huh

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE?
heueheueheu how confident it will work

This is your brain on autism,

The concept isn't like going from Europe to America

It's a one way trip to a worse Antarctica

It's only viable with pic related style ships or a massive fleet to drag a whole colony there at once

>But it wasn't dumb fuck

Yes it was. It has since grow leaps and bounds, but it was always going to be an extremely useful tool.

The ships make return flights

It's not a 1 way trip

what's even on mars that's worth colonizing?
it's a dusty shithole with nothing on it except horrifying sandstorms

it's definitely a one way trip, with any technology that we'll see in our generation

>not wanting to be a space neet

Mars is far enough away from Earth that it drastically increases the odds of humanity surviving asteroids over the next 200-500 years

rare

also not really.

>Secretary of state
So thats why he has been fucked.

>build niggertech phones
>build interplanetary colonies

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AHAHHAHAH
no
we could do many many trips. its just the money thats missing

it's easier to get back from mars than it is to get to it, due to it having 38% of the earth's gravitational pull

>stop

>this guy

Don't we already have the technology to be able to deflect any asteroid that we see as a threat?

Still increases survivability though. Earth could go full Venus with greenhouse gasses or thermonuclear war any time.

dream on, mars man

>yuropoors in charge of reading comprehension
that doesn't change the fact that building a craft that can land on mars and then lift off and return to earth is beyond our capability.

shit, people asking are even more autist than him

no again.
The technology is there.
We could already make a colony right now with regular trips there and back.

We just aren't funding it because we need money to bail out the poor poor starving global financial elite bankers.

>you will live to fight Martian resource wars

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.