HAHA Cred Forums BTFO >Despite finding Donald Trump’s performance unsatisfactory, Cred Forums and Reddit users, according to various news reports banded together late on Monday night to manipulate an estimated 70 online polls to make it seem as if the Republican presidential nominee had won the first presidential debate at Hofstra University
>As one user correctly noted on message board Cred Forums, “Cred Forums has enough manpower to change the outcome of a poll with 1.3 million votes,” referring to the site’s politics-focused thread.
>Another user tried to put a better spin on Trump’s excuse for alleging stiffing contractors (“Maybe he didn’t do a good job and I was unsatisfied with his work”) by offering up: “As an alpha [Trump] has no problem with asserting his will. You beta cucks wouldnt understand because when the waiter brings you the wrong order you are too busy shoe gazing at your cell phones to dispute in front of your step-sons mom.”
>“Trump won,” another Cred Forums user wrote, alluding to the mainstream media: “MSM in denial but the numbers don’t lie.”
>By Tuesday morning, however, anonymous Cred Forums users awoke to a combination of debate hangover and identity crisis. The Daily Beast pinpointed the alt-right’s tidal shift to Trump’s suggestion that the Democratic National Committee hack might have been perpetrated by “someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds.” In a quick phrase, Trump had insulted the hackers and denizens of the internet. Some users felt the need to pivot.
>“How does Cred Forums feel now that the election is over?” a self-aware Cred Forums user asked for us. “I suppose you’ll have to go back to your shitty, miserable life now the Drumpf’s campaign has totally derailed.”
>The very reason we’re hearing all this post-debate discussion of biased moderators and microphones not working is spin for the Trump loss,” another Cred Forums conceded
>Perhaps the most noteworthy admission came from a Cred Forums user who openly acknowledged the big scary alt-right’s satirical (and inflammatory) edge: “CTR shills still not realising that pol is a board of satire and our only mission is to meme the retarded manchild to the white house for the lulz.”
This board is ridiculously compromised now. Fucking Salon writers are gauging our responses in order to write articles. This is the same shit that happened to wizchan after some faggot at SA linked Rodgers to it. Cred Forums will be dead by November at this rate.
Nathan Fisher
Who the fuck is Cred Forums?
Wyatt Carter
>Salon writers Fucking hell, the stress is getting to me. Let me correct that one - the whores at Salon who suck Jew cock for pennies and chase clickbait in lieu of actual dreams.
Daniel Carter
>salon is here now >sees their first bait thread >agrees with it >thinks we turned on trump >better write an article for more shekels
Henry Allen
>anybody >turning on the God Emperor
I often wonder what daily life must be like being this far removed from reality.
Chase Hill
Babys first bait thread the article
Jeremiah Edwards
I think the time is coming to migrate
Gabriel White
I'm laughing way too hard at this.
David Green
>muh Cred Forums bogeyman How long before they take the final redpill and start blaming the jews?
Henry Roberts
Did CTR just kek themselves?
Josiah Moore
>they dont know that half of this board are people baiting with SJW/anti-trump shit to farm (You)s
Camden Gonzalez
They are accusing us of being pick up artists in the comments, i almost shit myself laughing.
We should care about the ridiculous joke called Salon--why? Even many liberals think it's full of shit.
Ethan Nelson
Kek wills it. #I'mWithHer
Ethan Young
Holy shit it gets funnier every time I read it. Jesus Christ, Salon is now my new Onion.
Henry Rodriguez
The irony is it was probably some Salon-reading CTR idiot who wrote the shit they thought was by us. Kek
Carter Sanchez
The shills just feel emboldened whenever Trump screws up.
Cred Forums was mostly Hillary posters during the whole Khan thing.
David Reed
It is funny mate. Just read for kek.
Noah Sanders
>polls are good for the people so U.S. media channels should create them to predict outcomes! >but only if they go in our favour.
Colton Wood
Until the election's over anyway, we should be doing a lot of stuff elsewhere. Just the sad fact of the matter.
Election years are insane, though. 99% of the tiny percentage of the general populace who are aware of us at all will forget about us after the end of the year.
Jordan Ortiz
Regardless, I'm Riding the Tiger
Austin Perez
>Anonymous posts on 4chin are "news" now We're big league now.
Carson Taylor
It was funny. You're right. But I guess part of why I like anonymity here is that it has a secretive, private aspect to it. Or it did. I don't like the idea of mingling--against my will--with the very chucklefucks I came here originally to get away from. Something like that, anyway!
Logan Sullivan
>someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. Was i the only one who genuinely thought this was a shoutout to us?
Angel Torres
Unleash the goreposts to drive away the journoshits
Kevin Johnson
Trump utterly destroyed her.
He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.
He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.
Almost all the online polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.
Trump dominated
Joshua Ross
Compromised? How old do you think this site is
Wyatt Gonzalez
Look guys I'm a huge trump supporter. I've been with him since the day he announced he was running and said "build a wall". Yes through every controversy and bullshit MSM pulled. I was still with him. But after last night we have to be serious, we can't be delusional we just have to admit that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.
Aaron Lopez
At first I thought all the bait threads last night were annoying, but now I change my mind. Jesus Christ, these people are so gullible and retarded.
Michael Clark
wishful thinking op
Josiah Howard
>mfw more normie immigration
Benjamin Collins
>not posting archive
Hallo Salon Employees!!
How does it feel to lie to fund your Starbucks Coffee and iTunes MP3 Downloads?
Remember when you were young and ready to take over the world with your dreams of becoming an honest journalist.
Now you are nothing but an establishment shill and liar. Nice life!
Michael Perez
pol gets an average of under a thousand users a day, how desperate is ctr?
Brody Cox
I can start up a site. I already have the domain and have unlimited bandwidth usage with my godaddy acct. Anyone have a link to a Cred Forums shell I can set up?
Adam Perez
they must be assblasted to hell and back
OP you're article is amusing. +1 winrars to you.
Ayden Wilson
What is the purpose of these attacks? what do (((they))) hope to accomplish?
Connor Powell
...
Aaron Mitchell
how does it feel to know that your shitposting is suitable discussion material for the most pretentious periodicals in the world
the interesting thing is that they are willingly ignoring the incredibly obvious fact of the anonymous nature of this board, no one here represents anyone or anything but their own anonymous contribution
they're actually making the 'Cred Forums is one person' fallacy
Nathaniel Russell
they are literally here, right now, reading our board and taking us seriously
Noah Phillips
>This is what the shills actually believe
Thomas Powell
>CTR shills making pro-trump pasta and posting it everywhere so as to be annoying while being pro-trump in order to make us stop supporting trump by associating trump supporters with being annoying You are getting better but it still is not enough. You finally got to 3D chess but remember that Trump is playing 10D chess.
Carson Carter
>not using le ebin nntpchan decentralized meme fortress of doooooooooom
what is WRONG with you?
Adam Powell
They're reading this thread right now.
Cameron Baker
>normie thinking posting with a pepe will make him fit in
Jace Gonzalez
...
Xavier Johnson
(((Salon))) always makes me laugh, quality comedy
Andrew Fisher
>tfw they are taking this all seriously >INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS my balls are hurting from laughing so hard
Grayson Russell
Who is this 400lbs hacker known as Cred Forums
Jace Cox
So if I post here, will it be 21th century version of going in front of a camera and yell "HEY MOM I'M ON TV!"?
Jonathan Lopez
(((They)))
Christian Moore
>Cred Forums BTFO Wtf I'm #Mentallyhill now.
Jacob Torres
yes DICKS OUT FOR JOURNALISTS
William Gonzalez
Reddit is actually getting more heat than Cred Forums since the Reddit community is bigger I guess. Don't be worried friends.
Bentley Thomas
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.
Logan Evans
Salon quoting anonymous Cred Forums sources.
They have really hit rock bottom in the credibility department.
Camden Evans
>I don't like the idea of mingling--against my will--with the very chucklefucks I came here originally to get away from. Something like that, anyway! Coming to this site - any part of this site - and posting is easy for even the stupidest internet user to do. Staying for the long haul is what makes an user an user.
Julian Martinez
Stop SPYING ON US.
Can't they see the fucking "Anonymous" on everyone's name?
Alexander Hill
Anyone want to get together and wait for these Salon people to leave there work and then break all of their fingers?
Joshua Carter
I knew Salon was bad, but wow. This is beyond pathetic.
Brandon Gutierrez
What a low energy article. I'm taking a shit right now and I could come up with better bait than that on mobile.
So let's get this straight: (((they))) send in hired shills to correct the record on pol. They cherry-pick those posts and exclaim "SEE GOYS, EVEN THE HACKER 4CHIN IS TURNING AGAINST DRUMPF!!! :DDDDDDDD"
Meanwhile talking to regular working Americans today, they pointed out Trump made good points and no one changed their minds on $Hillary.
Beat it, Salon. Nobody cares and Hulkamania is going to ride wild on your ass next.
Owen Bell
>gas lighting Cred Forums Shiggy diggy niggys
Jason Lewis
>Keyboard racists support Trump. This makes him look bad >Keyboard racists now abandoning Trump. This also makes him look bad.
Jack Gomez
I am Anonymous too, wait.... we are all the same person?
wtf I love salon now.
Jaxson Lopez
That's not true at all. I am praying to Trump twice as often now.
Colton Moore
If you had told me last year that the media would eventually be referring to Trump as "God Emperor" and that Pepe would be classified as a hate symbol, I would have said you were insane.
Kevin Diaz
It's a good thing that the media believes this I guess
Colton Cook
So these Salon and Daily Beast employees shitposted on Cred Forums last now, and today they are pretending like we turned on him?
Ok
Jordan Sullivan
They're just trolling us at this point. They only get clicks though rage bait. NOBODY takes them seriously. Don't fall for the low-quality bait.
Andrew Butler
>another user tried to put a better spin on Trump’s excuse for alleging stiffing contractors (“Maybe he didn’t do a good job and I was unsatisfied with his work”) by offering up: “As an alpha [Trump] has no problem with asserting his will. You beta cucks wouldnt understand because when the waiter brings you the wrong order you are too busy shoe gazing at your cell phones to dispute in front of your step-sons mom.”
This gets funnier every time I see it. Just imagining a normie reading this and being so appalled by it when it's so tame by Cred Forums standards.
Charles Perry
Hahaha they make the posts themselves Then report them as authentic anons
Colton Reyes
There have been invasions before. This'll blow over.
Besides their misunderstandings will drive normies away.
Josiah Turner
Man, i posted the entire thing here for you to read, salon wouldnt do that since they get no $$$
Wyatt Flores
they can't innoculate themselves against this place they will be come to understand
Evan Bell
1,000 users a day? That must be seriously outdated. We get like 500k posts a week now.
Christopher Ortiz
>writing an article based on a fucking thread full of anonymous indonesian basket-weaving enthusiasts FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT
Bentley Davis
slide thread is slide
Carson Nelson
The only thing we can do is amp up gore, saying nigger and kike etc instead of that faggot Google shit. They find that shit distasteful
Gabriel White
tfw shilling the polls for Hillary
Easton Torres
Were still pro trump, fuck off with your shills.
Liam Allen
It isn't gonna stop. It's never gonna stop. The ride never ends.
Ian Wilson
LOL!!!!
This is like buzzfeed going on here and saying "I love fucking boi pucci"
Then writing an article about how Cred Forums is turning into a tranny paradise. Nice try faggot
James Mitchell
I don't know, I re watched the debates and I think almost any one will agree he slaughtered her for the first 45 minutes. I was on Cred Forums last night and I thought he actually got shit on cause I watched it with my pro Hillary relatives. It's clear he either won, or was edged out by just a bit by Clinton. Very interesting debate, did not disappoint.
Jack Bailey
I'm a little baffled how anyone could think Clinton won that debate. Unless its from lowered expectations of "if she doesn't go onstage and drop multiple shartbombs then its a win" I just don't see how a working brain could reach that conclusion.
Trump clearly won the first few rounds and the rest while Clinton lost them. But she started off at a medium level and never improved, while Trump improved over time and was clearly getting under clinton's skin as her performance diminished. Its a clear 10-0 decision.
The very reason we're hearing all this post-debate discussion of biased moderators and microphones not working is spin for the Clinton loss.
Now, a debate performance is in the eye of the beholder, supporters or either candidate are going to come away from it thinking their side won. But objectively one side does better than the other and in this first debate Trump pulled off a win of moderate proportions.
Zachary Cox
>Not making thousands of posts per dayI am the only Irish person that posts on Cred Forums.
Ever see the threads with thr Irish vs English arguments? All me.
Xavier Lopez
There's no turning back now, Cred Forums is now regular mainstream news and every faggot ass cuck normie is going to be shitposting here and spying for shill article material. They can literally come here, post some random shit and blame it on the 'alt-right' and nobody can do anything about it. You fucking faggots have killed Cred Forums.
I have to admit I was pretty let down when she didn't choke at all. She was making some weird fucking faces but held it together.
Hunter Powell
As long as were are memeing retards into Presidents,lets meme Gary Johnson now. #Aleppo4president
Kevin Scott
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Henry Parker
by the way I adopted this pasta from someone else, and they only posted it once, and it made it into the salon article
therefore the salon writer is responsible for the original pasta
how sad he couldn't find a good quote he had to make up his own
God I can't wait to make the hint clear to our lefty brothers senpai.
Brayden Bell
thats what tumblr said bimbo.. and look what happened
Gavin Turner
and they have no proof that they didn't make it themselves. you can't seriously cite fucking Cred Forums for information. you never could
Jace Nelson
>wizchan >pre-ER
My brother!
Brody Taylor
Umm, Trump DID win. And the best part? He was holding back! He is saving is BEST material for the final debate. He won't be making the same mistake Mitt Romney did! Believe me!
Hillary is a compulsive liar. Her canned responses and giant ear to ear grin didn't fool anybody. She is a CROOK. Plain and simple. And everybody knows it.
And as if that isn't enough, the MODERATOR teamed up with Hillary and attacked Trump! How many follow up questions does Trump get? Seven! How many did Hillary get? NONE.
And Trump KNEW it would be unfair going in. He knew it. Hillary was practically spoon fed while Trump was grilled like a Texas T-bone!
Do you honestly think Hillary won because she calmly read her answers off her paper? And was smiling like an jackass? And Just because of that she won? Fuck no. She is damaged goods. She has a DIRTY track record. She is SHADY. And if you can't see that your an MORON!!
>>As one user correctly noted on message board Cred Forums, “Cred Forums has enough manpower to change the outcome of a poll with 1.3 million votes,” referring to the site’s politics-focused thread. lmao, he was being sarcastic
David Murphy
I know that researching Cred Forums is hard, but for fucks sake salon. This is the people reporting ebola Chan was actually being worshipped all over again.
Owen Smith
Salon can't be red pilled
Ryder Gomez
Is this post supposed to be a joke because in that case you've successfully trolled me
Aiden Clark
So Salon and CTR are now creating boogeymen?
Angel Wilson
>shilled hard >report on shilling
Kayden White
Tell your MSN shit to someone who cares. Go back to tumbler CTR.
Aiden Ramirez
Normies who don't know how Cred Forums works won't give a shit. Shills will post shit here, quote themselves and blame Cred Forums, and the audience will eat it up. Going by how they're literally quoting Cred Forums posts now it's obvious they've finally caught up and are now going to milk this place for shekelbait, shitposting all over the place in the meantime.
Jose Cruz
My trips say otherwise, we shall raid their comment section. Starting with OP's article.
Levi Collins
and I was successfully trolled
Juan Russell
I'm a little baffled how anyone could think Clinton won that debate. Unless its from lowered expectations of "if she doesn't go onstage and drop multiple shartbombs then its a win" I just don't see how a working brain could reach that conclusion.
Trump clearly won the first few rounds and the rest while Clinton lost them. But she started off at a medium level and never improved, while Trump improved over time and was clearly getting under clinton's skin as her performance diminished. Its a clear 10-0 decision.
The very reason we're hearing all this post-debate discussion of biased moderators and microphones not working is spin for the Clinton loss.
Now, a debate performance is in the eye of the beholder, supporters or either candidate are going to come away from it thinking their side won. But objectively one side does better than the other and in this first debate Trump pulled off a win of moderate proportions.
Matthew Taylor
they are jews
Cameron Harris
Hi salon. It's fun here isn't it.
Thomas Nelson
Since I know you fucking Salon leeches are lurking, please look at this.
This is the single most important issue in politics and you kikes won't touch it. That's what irritates me.
Zachary Perez
Mfw there is over six gorillion of us fully armed with dank racist memes.
Luke Martin
...
Gabriel Allen
And in the process of doing so, you stupid faggots are going to attract thousands of SJWs who believe they're in good company because they don't get the joke. Thanks for helping to kill Cred Forums.
Elijah Collins
>“Cred Forums has enough manpower to change the outcome of a poll with 1.3 million votes,” referring to the site’s politics-focused thread.
Why do normies call the various boards, "threads"? My real life friends always say this when they are trying to understand Cred Forums. "So they have a thread about video games?" No, it's a board about video games, containing threads about video games?
ree'd softly
Lincoln Thomas
Journalists get upset at the sight of pictures of smirking green frogs.
Pose pepes
Wyatt Brown
>Hillary was supposed to make Donald Trump look like a complete retard "DUHHHH I DUNNO DUUHH DUURRRP WUTS A LEEPO" >Trump was supposed to make Hillary shart her pantsuit and die using high-energy meme magic
So nobody won and I guess 400 lb. hacker was the best meme
Owen Ramirez
>“I suppose you’ll have to go back to your shitty, miserable life now the Drumpf’s campaign has totally derailed.”
Its like they didnt understand the new southpark episode at all.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Lol, thats not how it works. You cant be stopped if you go against the SJW grain.
So if they think they are in good company but you spout niggers then they will get upset and write back which in return is free tears and You's
Aaron Parker
this is a salon comment. may be a shill or may be someone who heard about this fake white-supremacist-pepe meme. what is true and what is false, at this point?
Levi Morris
Thank you, user, the image of some dude lowering his head to reee under his breath just made my day.
John Miller
>I suppose you’ll have to go back to your shitty, miserable life now
you spend your time trolling these people...what does that say about your shitty miserable life?
wew lad
Jayden Rivera
>quoting literal CTR shills in an article
Lmao
John Jackson
>koch brothers not responsible for over 50% of GOP donations your chart is wrong
>Lol, thats not how it works. You cant be stopped if you go against the SJW grain.
No, it's exactly how it works if they decide to remain here and begin to outnumber us. The same shit happened to Cred Forums during Chanology when the moralfag flood began to outnumber oldfag channers. They changed the demographics of the website so much that we went from an apolitical entity that loved anime, memes, fapping, and lulz to a "hardcore leftist website." Even now most older newfags believe Cred Forums used to be a far left website instead of what we initially were.
Jaxson Miller
>Spam Nazi thread >Spam Gore thread >Dox newfags >Become the internet's anus once again
MAKE Cred Forums GREAT AGAIN
Camden Rodriguez
>Cred Forums will be dead by November at this rate. I just want the Trump shills to leave.
Henry Richardson
>voting for your candidate is manipulation
oooooookay grandma
Caleb Scott
Eventually it'll get to the point where there are 10 SJWs for every 5 "nigger" posts. Several Cred Forums boards have already gone to shit because they've been overrun by cancerous outsiders. You should know better about foreign invaders, sweden.
Andrew Edwards
this is a love/hate image
Juan Parker
Is that irony, or is that part of the narrative?
I don't think it matters what was said on either side, this is all identity politics; you just sling unfounded character assassination attempts and make guilt-by-association arguments; then you use the bait threads and shill threads to support your opinion, treating "4 Chan" as some monolithic echo chamber, asserting both its ignorance while espousing its influence over the political process. This scares normies, gets them to the voting booths to vote blue so the "basement dwellers don't win", and then the msm laughs all the way to the bank, secure for another four years to freely espouse globalism and corrupt trade practices while the government and super PACs milk millennials and the middle class for 60% of their paycheck on bad debt and inflated CPI goods while slave driving them into their obese, medication-aided, HFCS and preservative-fueled early graves.
When is the race war again?
Xavier Diaz
>went to salon, expected lazy, shit researched article with supbar writing >still let down
It's not even clickbait anymore.
No, Senpai noticed us :3
Adrian Young
You're welcome Panama I have roommates so I have to be quiet
Grayson Phillips
>“Cred Forums has enough manpower to change the outcome of a poll with 1.3 million votes,”
Are they implying there is more than 3 shitposters here?
That our ranks have swollen to 1.3 million?
Jonathan Ortiz
>salon writer 1 posts a wtf I love Hillary now -shitpost >this just in: the hacker known as Cred Forums has left Drumpf for Hillary t. salon writer 2
Jonathan Walker
This
Chase Watson
It's already dead, this era peaked at 9/11 2016 then it died on the 88888888 get when that leaf ruined all the magic
Now it's a slow decline in tune with the western world, enjoy the ride
Brayden Thomas
If "reporters" are looking for a response here's mine.
NIGGER
Xavier Williams
why is Cred Forums in the news in this fashion...
is MSM really this fucking stupid?
Daniel Gray
AAAAAH GET THE FUCK OFF MY Cred Forums YOU NORMALFAG TRASH YOU DID THIS I HATE YOU
William Price
>HAHA Cred Forums BTFO says increasingly nervous man starting the 18489th topic on the matter in the last two hours.
Hudson Barnes
Wtf I love hillary now
Isaac Rivera
TIME TO REV UP THE MEMES LADS
John Hall
I thought Trump accused Trigglypuff of hacking the DNC.
Robert Parker
>thread >board Politics aside, journalists are the laziest, sloppiest people alive today.
David Murphy
>Salon
Wew. Lad.
Juan Sanders
>a politically incorrect board on a Tibetan shadow puppet forum >compromised
niggers
Jack Gray
Good one bro XD
Asher Wood
>Cred Forums
Who is this 4chin? This fucking leet haxxor! This 400 pound guy. This Drumpf troll poster!
Is this the Alt Righ---- PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Collins
Top kek
These absolute retards don't understand how any of this works. This only drives normies here to be offended and then redpilled.
Praise kek
Camden Barnes
Sage
Nathaniel Jenkins
>every post on Cred Forums is 100% serious >2 posts represents the entire board Fuck's sake
David Hernandez
>good one bro XD
Charles Brown
So if i vote in an online poll i found on Cred Forums that means it's rigged??
Aiden Morris
We Edward Bernays now.
Xavier Parker
>giving attention to bottom feeders thanks salon
Kayden Thompson
...
Chase Sanders
So which was more difficult, cherry picking the comments for your half-assed narrative or giving up the last remnants of your journalistic integrity?
Who am I kidding, you never had such a thing.
Noah Lee
Hillary was high at the debate. Do you know which drugs she was taking? I'd like to get some.
Caleb Turner
Yeah, i'm already spending most of my time on Reddit. /r/Politics has much better political discussions and actually enforces rules.
Ryan Watson
>Reporting on Cred Forums threads as news
A reminder that Cred Forums's anonymous posting allows ANYONE to create threads/responses. Any of these threads could have been made by the writers of the article themselves.
How retarded is this anyway? Cred Forums is shitposting central, practically nothing here is said seriously. Hell, I freely admit to posting "Trump BTFO" comments just to watch people rage about them. It doesn't mean I'm not voting for Trump.
This is lower than low, this is like writing a news story on what the gardener's wife told you on Gossip night
Colton Price
Yes
Bentley Rogers
>“How does Cred Forums feel now that the election is over?” a self-aware Cred Forums user asked for us. “I suppose you’ll have to go back to your shitty, miserable life now the Drumpf’s campaign has totally derailed.”
They really are so fucking mad
Isaac Johnson
nice red herring faggot
Carter Brown
Sad.
Wyatt Lee
>they dont know that half of this board are people baiting with SJW/anti-trump shit to farm (You)s
Holy shit.
Justin Powell
That was funny as hell, not insulted here Kek.
Evan Martin
>Salon >expects to be validated here
Nathaniel Thomas
>By Tuesday morning, however, anonymous Cred Forums users awoke to a combination of Hillary Shills and Raids.
You idiots are always planning ways to fuck with normies then get pissed when normies come to Cred Forums. Explain this shit to me.
Henry Williams
>/r/Politics has much better political discussions
Was that supposed to be a joke?
Anthony Lewis
>writing an article based on anonymous internet posts
Gee really makes one think
Hunter Gonzalez
>beta cucks quote make it to the news >quoting their own shills Why is journalism so shit?
Matthew Johnson
>Salon Aside from the whole who gives a fuck thing this is the most cringey retarded shit I've heard all day.
They are so desperate they are trying to find dissenting opinions on Cred Forums? What the fuck MSM is dead and rotting.
Adrian Garcia
>2 posts for greentext
Real issues, nigga:
Austin Green
That map cracks me the fuck up.
Jordan Walker
NOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT TRUE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gabriel Johnson
Just Jews trying to stifle the freedom we have here by threatening us with Big Brother. They have absolutely no idea how to tell what is satire here and what is just banter for fun. We've created an impenetrable language that will serve us well in the ongoing Meme Wars.
Jaxson Gray
>CTR rigs polls >>ermagerd drumf is finish >pol rigs polls >>ermagerd drimf is fimish
Isaiah Gonzalez
>“CTR shills still not realising that pol is a board of satire and our only mission is to meme the retarded manchild to the white house for the lulz.”
is this true? what the hell did i spend all this money on hats for?
goddamn it, Cred Forums i've been memed on for the last time
Ethan Roberts
Now now user there are still some who believe the meme is true. Don't make fun of the less fortunate.
Gabriel James
>ermagerd drumf is finish jesus christ what
Brody Gutierrez
This is hilarious, are they actually giving credence to the idea that we're serious political activists worthy of profiling, analysis and coverage? I'm just a NEET, sat scratching my balls on my comfy chair in front of my PC, here for the shits and giggles. BTW Salon are sitting reading this thread, trying to glean our next move or something like that. It really is hilarious.
Nathaniel Smith
Exactly, this place is for the politically marginalised. The thought of the people who marginalise us coming here kinda enrages me a little. I've heard it summarised thusly: there are two types of people, those who want to be left alone and those who wont leave them alone.
Levi Stewart
stay anonymous and anarchic /pol. if you do, you are untouchable.. and "they" know it.
Aaron Hill
dis desu senpai
Dominic Hughes
Who the fuck cares? Cred Forums alone is ten times stronger than any middling media outlet like (((Salon))) or (((Vox))) just because of free speech.
Don't pay attention to the media jews and mind your own business. They just want to hinder free speech. Do you think everyone here hates niggers and want a race war? Well, if you thought that, you were mistaken, they don't. I don't hate niggers and I toss the word around like crazy here because I can. Free speech is a very powerful tool and they know it, they just want to perpetuate themselves in power without any opposition. Thought-crime is becoming real (look at Europe) and that's why they are after this board.
The most ironic thing is that if Cred Forums was a country, it'd probable be the most multicultural of them all. Cred Forums is multikulti on steroids, we are a lot of people of every race, sex, sexual orientation and creed who found this free speech haven because we didn't feel at ease in our communities.
Cred Forums is the very definition of HUMAN FREEDOM, and they won't, they CAN'T take that away from us.
Evan Rogers
>quads of truth with her now
Noah Taylor
this
Jaxson Smith
lel
Camden Smith
I've noticed this, everyone here suffers the worst stereotyping and racial slurs imaginable, doesn't matter if you're French, Italian, Brazillian, American, Australian..whatever, It's equal opportunity racism and abuse. When everyone is a abusive racist then no one is. Cred Forums is a diverse community of outcasts and misfits pledged only to Kek's, the heartier the better.
Lincoln Garcia
literally this
Joshua Hill
This faux-white is right. We can't let the cucks tear this place down.
Henry Torres
It's only natural that anonymous environments eventually comes down to politically incorrect discourse. The idea that every citizen is doubleplusgood is stupid and naïve, everyone have thoughts they can't air in public. Cred Forums isn't a rare phenomena, it's plain naked human nature.
That's the thing, they can't tear this place down. I mean, they could crash the site, but we would find our way somewhere else.
Josiah Ramirez
Quit ranting about the debate, retards, it was yesterday. Push the redpills, newfags are here.
Adam Campbell
>faux-white
kek
Ryan Foster
>they are unironically quoting anonymous shitpost threads as if they interviewed people
Landon Richardson
Where where you when news outlets looked at Cred Forums for serious political insight.
Grayson Bailey
>TFW people don't realize that he was satirically saying our support for Trump is satire >using Cred Forums >not knowing that "Cred Forums is satire" is a meme
>TFW we're indescribably deep in the satire such that only the geniuses of inter/pol/ and the FBI (fourchan beaureau of investigation) are capable of comprehending anything here
>TFW Cred Forums itself is an unbreakable encryption to the normies
No wonder Hillary hates internet anonymity so much. We're an unkillable monster as long as we remain anonymous.
Dominic Bell
>Salon >Vox >serious political insight
Logan Collins
>post yfw someone got paid to write this
Liam Smith
You're retarded.
Jordan Anderson
>anonymous >compromised pick one faggot
Just bring out the "fancy crystals made at home! just mix bleach and ammonia and blow in it with a straw" memes All we have to do is purge or redpill the normies until we save or destroy the world it's win-win if you ask me.
Landon Nguyen
That's it, voting hillary now.
Josiah Robinson
I've been laying low. It's like Obama/Romney but with kek meme magic at levels not thought possible.
Alexander Jackson
Literally this
Lincoln Cox
I have not abandoned him.
Gavin Jackson
>for the lulz
Clearly written by someone out of touch with modern Cred Forums language. Flood the board with shill posts then report on your own shilling as a legitimate movement, to try and derail the zeitgeist. Defeatist posts dropped sharply in frequency after American working hours finished. We were raided.
Julian Anderson
Yea same. I think everyone here would fit just perfectly on reddit