There are probably dozens of journalists lurking on Cred Forums right this second

>there are probably dozens of journalists lurking on Cred Forums right this second

Do you want to send them a message?

You've gone too far. A lot of you are going to hang for your crimes. Or catch a bullet.

>them
>implying

sage

>newspaper reporter here

I come to Cred Forums for the happenings.

I hate the fact that this place is so mainstream now, but the thought of our faggotry being included in mainstream media is funny as hell.

'our support for trump is just a meme' is in itself just a meme
we're satirising the satire, you see.
it's 5d.
it's a dream within a dream.
where we've gone, there's no coming back, and we're pulling you all down with us.

I hate journalists.

If I could I would hang all of them

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

(Also, when will the media finally realize that Cred Forums is satire?)

So you report on nothing?

Lol hickok45

Day trader here. I come here for happenings too. You none happening idiots are just racist retards

Suicide is a preferable option to making the world worse. KYS MSM

naw. mostly I go to meetings nobody wants to go to, check legislation, interview civic leaders, review budgets. make tons of phone calls and tell people what's happening.

usually it's nothing.

Cred Forums is after-work keks.

FUCKING JOURNALFAGS!!!!!!!

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOOD

FFUUUCKINNGGG

DAMMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If "journalists" were honest and called themselves propagandists, which is what they are, I wouldn't hate them so much.

As it is they are burning off the last remnants of credibility and I will work towards seeing that it never returns. The media will lose all its power the moment people decide to turn off the tv.

...

>Do you want to send them a message?
They're just looking for someone's shitpost to link to the alt-right and claim it's a Trump-Putin-Farage paid internet troll.

The joke is on them; we don't get paid in money, but in chicken tendies.

>Wish they'd been here for some of the epic breads

Viewtiful Joe :-)

Journalism is dead, just like your soul

I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a cuck
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life

>says the bong

You've never had journalism.