Can someone red pill me on finland?

On a scale of how red pilled or blue pilled finland is, with 0 being blue pilled (sweden, germany, canada, united states under clinton) france, japan, GB) and 10 being red pilled (Russia, belarus, assads syria), where would you put finland? Also based on your score what makes finland in that particular field of that score? Is finland okay with sexual degenerates and muslim refugees fucking their women?

finland is shit full of drunks and bad weather

t. lithuanian

>japan
>bluepilled

>belarus
>literally who

Finland is best land.

Nothing else you need to know, friend.

Patrick actually said "Villain'd"

Not Finland

Well we're pretty hostile to the immigrants. We don't look em in the eye, we don't befriend them, we shot fireworks at an immigrant filled bus. We burned asylum centers. Generally speaking they aren't happy here and I hope they will fuck off. We're one of the most patriotic people on planet earth so things could really heat up if the EU cucks flood them in even more.

It doesn't exist.

Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.
World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.
Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.
Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.
You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?
The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.
The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

I'm considering moving there. I've wanted to go back to the motherland all my life and my accent earns me default pussy points abroad.

They're a bunch of oooga booga where the warm saunas at that lived in huts before we civilized them. That's why the ruling class exclusively speak Swedish, you're not legally allowed to have a chief job in the public sector if you don't speak Swedish, and have mandatory Swedish lessons in school so they can understand when they're spoken too by their betters.

Their economy is down the shitter so they hired our previous financial minister to sort it out since the amount of people speaking Swedish (and as thus competent for anything involving economics) are fairly small.

No matter how big cucks we are, Finland will always the country cucked by cucks (still not as cucked as the US though, they're still a white country ruled by white people).

7/10 bait. How's the enrichment going Sven?