Yfw in an alternate timeline, Trump never ran for president...

>yfw in an alternate timeline, Trump never ran for president, and Jeb beat Rubio and Walker for the Republican nomination.

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>yfw you realize jeb is but a lost soul whose life fell apart when we left the berenstein universe

>Jeb winning
>Not Carson
Carson was ahead by alot until Trump gained steam and Carson got pushed back way far.

TED would have won and swept the floor with Hillary at the debates but she would still win with the dem electoral advantage

It would have been Rubio.

>yfw it was supposed to go BUSH SR, B. CLINTON, BUSH JR, H. CLINTON (OBAMA MESSED IT UP), JEB BUSH.
Even without Trump
H. Clinton v J Bush would have been a disaster for the puppet masters.

Oh shit I completely forgot about Scott Walker. Haha that guy sucked. Man the primaries were comfy as fuck

Jeb is actually still in the race. He's been raising money in secret and waiting for the right time to jump back in.

Who gives a fuck about alternate realities. You're living in this one.

SLOOW AND STEADY

SLOOOOOOW AAND STEEADY

Do his parents love him in that universe?

Nah.

>yfw in an alternate timeline, Ron Paul would be president and we wouldn't have to suffer through these meme candidates

youtube.com/watch?v=lrDDkKPUFa4
Jeb only said "he would" kill baby Hitler with his bare hands.

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God, I love that time he tried to talk tough about Hillary and made the audience gasp, then he made his "I've made a huge mistake here" face

The alternative timeline is that Jeb is barely winning against Sanders.

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LOL You joke. . .

>in some other timeline, it was JEB! vs. Webb

truly, we are cursed

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... I've never seen this picture and the Jeb posts were my favorite. Thank you

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I still don't understand the audience reaction, it was so perfect. The way he stepped back, too. Jeb is a goldmine.

>Bush family thanksgiving day
>Obama, Bill, and Jimmy are invited
>"Sorry Jeb, only presidents get to sit at this table."
>Jeb gets the kiddie table

It's a shame because honestly Jeb would make for a great fucking president

I'm kind of partial to this one.

I think because she's a woman, saying "whoop her" sort of sounds like abuse.

His wife would be more comfortable without a booster seat anyway

Wait wait wait is the guy with mpb the dude who said he needs feminism because he likes pegging

No, Carson surged after Trump initially took the lead.

Also Carson would have crashed and burned. He was never a real contender. Remember in 2012 when Ron Paul was about to win? Surges in crowded primaries are nothing.

Would've had cat-girl hybrids, would've colonized space, would've been truly free for the first time in our lives.

Woulda. Coulda. Shoulda. But it is far too late.

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A NICE GUY
HERE'S YOUR KEKSHED, GO PLAY

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY
SAY GOODBYE TO
JOSE

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME???

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

GOT NOWHERE TO RUN

I AM NOT A PERFECT PERSON

THERE'S MANY THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T DO

BUT I CONTINUE LEARNING

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>people underestimating jeb
You do know he punched a blm google right

How about this

>youtube.com/watch?v=-3fDFSPSoyo

I cry evertiem

>white hillary clinton supporters
kill me

And then he lost the election because everyone remembers Bush Jr.

Us Jebheads have to stay quiet, remember the plan!! Rember what Jeb said in the briefing.

The turtle crawls at midnight.