Why do Aussies try so hard to be American?

Cause it's california, without the nigger infestation.

Hey, I can afford it, it's just that if I take a vacation my boss will fire me

Who cares, we love Aussies regardless.

>Crikey cunt, I wish we had millions of mexicunts streaming over the border everyday
>I wish I got shot and raped by a nig in my own home

I like aussies, nothing wrong with patriotism

>cant handle the bantz

>that is basically a giant California
Except it isn't dirty, homeless people don't plague the streets of our city, we don't have niggers and you don't have to worry about getting shot/stabbed/mugged when walking around at night.

Come home, white man.

Loooooooooollllll\
I married one and lived there long enough to have dual citizenship.. Me and my wife laugh that it is the most American country outside of the USA.

Always gave me giggles. Best bit is they hate your fucking guts. I got in fights for my "American" accent and had to break some cunts face up good in the Pilbura.

I love the joint but fuck you too at the same time.

Lot of good those guns gunna do you when your city gets nuked

Ga is naar bed jonge

Yeah, we don't ya fat fuckin dummy.

You fags are now the fattest. Go get eat another dimmie after a night on the piss ya bogan fuckwit.

id move to your country, except for one big problem. I'm a supermoto hooligan, and I would be arrested within months of moving there. Not willing to give up my riding style unfortunately.

You gon' pay that ticket though?
The only thing i ask in return is revenge on the swedes for fucking the Euro continent multiple times in a span of a 1000 years and acting like they did something good for the continent.

aussies are OK.

>bloody hell, how sick would it be if we could see a school shootin on the news literally every few days

Kerel sesamstraat is pas over 12 uur. Bedtijd is nog lang niet aan de orde.

Days. Money grabbing photo radar everywhere.

EVERYWHERE.

Bitches took all the fun out of driving. Plus for extra fun with knee jerk hoon laws they crush your shit as well.

You could, just put some effort in it.

Het is kwart over zes in de ochtend lieverd
Ga even slapen in plaats van de schijtpaal funzbeer uit te hangen

>I would be arrested within months of moving there

What are you talking about you dumb seppo cunt?

Australian roads are usually really long and empty, you can usually drive as fast as you want.
t. lived in Perth for two years

>You gon' pay that ticket though?
I suggest kayaking to Australia.

>revenge on the swedes for fucking the Euro continent multiple times
>swedes
I'm sure you meant the Germans

>Money grabbing photo radar everywhere.
It's unbelievable here in Sydney. When I was in Cali, I only spotted one radar, and I think that was when I was driving around in Beverly Hills. I took the highways to most places majority of the time, and only saw one highway patrol car.

But over here? Radar galore, don't even get me started on how many highway patrol cops there are as well.

Melbourne is copping the Googles doing home invasions and carjackings. People have been arming themselves in the Western Suburbs. If cricket bats and giant fuckoff knives don't work I'm guessing the bikies are going to do a roaring trade in illegal firearms.

>Nogunz

Or niggers, spics and jews. You can keep your guns

Fuck je moeder merel, ga funnzzbeer met je bf uithangen ofzo.
Kanker flikker.
>Ik ben je lieverd niet, ben geen vomar nikker

This is me. Don't think your anti Hoon laws allow for this. In a car I might just get off with a ticket, but if I remember correctly bikes are crushed and you get jailed for shit like this.

The Germans made sure they had a place in our current society, they are in the shittiest of places cause they're society only matters thanks to the amount of sulfur the Germans needed.
The only thing they did before that was being vikings.

Just don't be a fuck wit on roads with other cars around, or get a property that you can mess around on and no one cares

well what have the dutch accomplished?

really can think of nothing except dijkstra's algo

rustig aan, je barst straks nog een ader :(

apparently the telescope too, and some art and shit.

pretty weak show, NL.

I love being in Australian squads on Project Reality

Fucking turbo Bantz I tell ya

No plates, no foul.

And our shitty highway cunts are gonna be stuck in Hyundais after 2017 so there's no catching you.

Well it's a good thing we are full so you can keep your degeneracy elsewhere.

after awhile you don't even give a shit
so it doesn't matter

Get fucked Melbournite.

>He wants a fuckin seppo yank hooning it up on OUR roads

Bending over backwards for foreigners? I think you're the one from Melbourne you poofter

Yeah they are fucking queer in that city.

Is that a rhetorical question?

>supermoto fanatic
My nigga. MX and motorcycles are my entire life. Never had a super Moto but they look so damn fun.

>pepe
>not the aussie

Had 3 street bikes before. An SV650, a 636 ninja, then a z1000. Never did anything more than a few shitty power wheelies on them. Sold the Z for an SM and never looked back. If you aren't jumping, wheeling, and exploring exert inch of your city on one. You aren't riding it right. I've seen the most up tight riders turn into total hoons once they climb on one. Most fun I've ever had on 2. And most of it is well below the speed limit. Getting into lot stunting it now. Still suck compared to most lot Stunters though.

OUT

Because Australia used to be attached to Florida
America is in their DNA

>mfw 2 american flags draped on my walls because it's the best country in the world and I'd die to protect it

>the minimum wage was less than half of what we currently get
That's because your inflation is trying to outdo Japan's lost decade
Also, we literally have more than 8 times as many white people as you have people on your island period

>Why do Aussies try so hard to be American?

Would you rather they act British, faggot?

>I got in fights for my "American" accent

Not that uncommon

Actually they're going SJW faster than we are
Cunts would still be based af if they had never given their guns up(inb4 we still have guns and make our own, you know what I mean)

Because, they wish they could be truly free like us Americans are.

Good taste.

>Le 2005 is the same as now meme
If that was the truth you faggots from every corner of the west would be pouring into the US since we were based as fuck in 2005

just to clarify, we don't like you.

there's no such thing as a aussie/mericunt partnership.

Aussies don't like anyone

fuck u and your shithole Island, cunt.

>homeless people don't plague the streets of our city
Abbos are basically the same thing
>we don't have niggers
Yes you do, both in Abbos and actual Africans. As well as islander cunts
>and you don't have to worry about getting shot/stabbed/mugged when walking around at night.
The only thing you're right on about here is shot, the rest happens very regularly is Straya ffs my oldest friend and uncle live there. And there are shootings in Australia don't try and lie to me

>let me tell you about your country

your insults are shit and have no impact or weight. another reason why we hate you

>wife

Okay, mate.

Please name one inaccurate thing I aid there yah faggot
Oh wait that's right, you can't because it's all the truth
Ffs the day Obongo came out and said Islam is religion of peeze and that Muslims are good people one shot up Sydney

ur still OK.

We don't, we like to pretend that we have nothing to do with the united states and that you are all dumb, and that every system we have including socialised healthcare, education (Despite USA having the best healthcare and colleges in the world despite having to pay for them themselves)

We also like to pretend to have superior food, sports and we also LOVE to pretend that we enjoy the restrictions that are put on us. (Fuck fireworks those are for dumb americans lol xd)

Nuke us please.

I grew up in the aboriginal suburb in Sydney city. There aren't that many homeless cunts and most of them are white. Literally never had a problem with an African. Islanders barely cause any problems unless you live in Western suburbs and fuck sisters you shouldn't fuck. I haven't been mugged since I was 14. Never really felt in danger of it happening since either.

>ID: NaCl

how fitting.

13th nazi queensland division reporting in.

because we envy the following:

>Grits - We dont know what grits are but we want in
>Guns
>obscene food - not enough bad food options here
>We are jealous of your qt native american chicks
>Fireworks
>heavily modified cars/motorcycles

But we could do without your:
>demographics

Oh and also, we could do without your government. Ours is shitty, but nowhere near as shitty.

in australia, a "Big political scandal" is a backbencher senator flying business class on an aeroplane. We are much more tough on corruption, youre basically fucked here if you even stink of corruption, it isnt flaunted as openly.

Can second this, we have plenty of unhealthy food here though.

>Ameritard healthcare and education where jews rule everything in the name of capitalism
>literal blobs of fat with a side of chems considered food
>advertising the biggest factor in American ""sports""

God save the Queen.

people here are retarded, they just make bad food choices. we dont have anywhere near enough of pic related to justify how fat people are.

>It's never happened to me so it doesn't exist: The Post
You're an idiot and should be shipped to New Zealand where you belong

>just abos, chinks, libshits, and big gov
No thanks.

>in the name of capitalism
Go back to Cred Forums where you belong

My anecdotes are better than your anecdotes

Get fucked

That was mean.

>implying I'm wrong
""capitalism"", ""jewish capitalism"", ""American capitalism"", even ""Australian capitalism"" are all failing

>Big gov (KEK, what is the NSA? What is affirmative action? Why cant i send my kids to whatever school i want? Why am i forced to rent my 2nd property to section 8 housing? Why is my tax rate over 45 percent?)
>Muh white population
Stay mad, m8.

fuck m8, you're taking the insults a bit far there

It's ironic how socialized medicine works the same way as in a capitalist system, only worse.
>Waugh...I hate monopolies
>please monopolize my healthcare Mr government man

if its done properly and isnt run by crooks, medicare works. here, everybody gets registered for medicare. If you need a life-saving surgery you go on a list and get surgery, but you can opt for private care and get treated faster. Even then, because we dont have an insanely mutated insurance system, you get treated for far less even privately. In the USA, if you need a surgery or medication and youre broke your family gets to watch you die slowly. Dont knock the system, m8. people here arent sleeping in the streets and having their toes rot off.

the same argument you put forward about medicare could be said about anything: roads, police, water. whatever. oh except i forgot: your roads are crumbling anyway, despite being government controlled, your cops are corrupt and your water is poison and giving you all man-boobs.

God I love this country.

You try to be like us if anything.

more like why are amerifags trying so hard to be like aussies.
pffftt get a load of this guy

nigger no one here knows anything about you.

basically a non-country.

On a normal day Im not even aware of their existence. And besides what the fuck have they done for the world besides produce Steve Irwin?Let them enjoy their skin cancer.

I don't get why the dozen that I've met were all obnoxious buffoons. The worst white people I've met have all been Aussies. My friend works with an abo Malaysian who is always drunk and angry but I'd even trust him over an Australian.

you're not even americans anymore, youre a bunch of niggers and spics.

basically a non-american

>were all obnoxious buffoons

Because our way of communicating is one long joke and you aren't in on it.

>Oh and also, we could do without your government. Ours is shitty, but nowhere near as shitty.
:c
Don't remind us. Actually do. It might spark a revolution.

america as a whole is less white, but its pure retardation to claim that its white population is no longer white.

t. blonde hair gray eyes

I have some magic beans to sell you Mr Gullible. I can link you to an media article about how they are real.

Purple, is that you?

>Implying we aren't heading down the multicultural slide at a much faster rate.

Make sure to actually have that revolution at some point, ours was scheduled 20 years ago and we still haven't gotten around to it.

We have containment zones called cities. Elsewhere it's perfectly fine. More so in the rural midwest.

>Why do Aussies try so hard to be American?

For English-speaking nations the cost of creating TV shows, music and movies is higher than simply paying for the rights to air American content.
For multiple generations Australians have been fed American content almost exclusively.

Another thing is we lost most of whatever nationalism we had. Our culture has less of it hard-wired than does America.
We can't point to our constitution and rights in the same way that you can.

Without that good, fresh nationalism our culture has been pussified by the Left and people lacking that gravitate towards cultures of strength.
The most accessible culture of strength for English-speakers today is pretending to be American niggers.
This is also why immigrants like Maoris and Islanders and wogs love it.

THIS
Why do people think that America is not white?

Replied to wrong post m8 no sleep

No it's salt, mr. NaCl is salt

I think we're becoming multiracial, for the most part. It seems most permanent migrants adopt quasi Australian culture or at least Australian mannerisms. When I listen to a guy like Andrew Chan speak, the way the words come out of the corner of his mouth, I can't deny him as an Aussie.

youtube.com/watch?v=GtOotJn42kM

Not to mention ausfags easily have the single most annoying accent among english speakers. But seriously do they even have a cultural identity outside of kangaroos or do they just rip off their North American/ English overlords?

DELET

Our accents are grouse

youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw

get to bed buddy

Our culture was assassinated some time during the 20th century by American globalism. What culture we have left is restricted to isolated, rural farming towns and is perverted and monetized by our media. What you consider "Australian" likely doesn't exist, the city dwellers are American liberals with a faux coat of Australian paint. There is no answer to this but a great internal struggle which would create something new.

>trains not tolls

hey thats not a melbournian thing, is it? its actually a good idea.

Id rather have less with a higher ratio then more with a higher nig ratio
>what are math

That's like saying why do Aussies like to pull their pants so high they crush their balls? Clearly we fucking don't.

>>heavily modified cars/motorcycles

you arent from QLD i see

>he doesn't do a bit of cheeky budgie smothering

I like Australians. The piss taking can get annoying if you're Brit. But they're alright.
I have to go there next week to visit family in Melbourne- the flight is a shit. (about 20 hours) And they are savages. Also the heat is incomprehensible.

On the plus side, their women are like British slags and the food is like ours.

>had to break some cunts face up good
Holy fuck, i mean how can we compete with leafs?

You just failed the bantz test you soft poofta

>Melbourne
>heat

wtf are you talking about senpai

UK is super cold remember

Melbournian reporting in
Where you going? Which suburb?

Medicare is great if you don't have millions of unemployed, useless beaners and nigs

We have a shit ton of kikes mate.

Most of the girls I've slept with were Jewish, not counting pros

really? i dont think ive met a jewish person in my whole life.

that just means you aren't looking.

therightstuff.biz/2016/06/04/how-to-spot-a-jew-in-a-world-without-the-coincidence-detector/

>burg

nah mate, thats not just a jewish thing

its pretty much that or norwegian. if you can't tell a jew from a norwegian then youre fucked

how about Dutch? I know peoples whos last name means 'from tilburg (city in netherlands)'. and they certainly arent jews

fair enough. i guess these are all just indicators rather than incriminating features on their own.

>I wish our country was infested with so many abbos we had to switch our petrol so they'd stop huffing it.
>I wish we lost wars to emus. We never lose wars to emus.

Weak bantz

struck down

ease up turbo

only 2 arguments amerifats ever have. get better bantz

>id is PIS

I uhh gotta go get um centrelink, laters

>Despite USA having the best healthcare
w-what? Since when.

Yeah Dingoes are basically Texans. My uncle's worked all around the world and that's one thing he noticed.

Too bad the Greco-Anglic mystery meat down there don't have any guns though.

This is actually pretty true. Even I get annoyed with myself after a while. But yeah learn to handle the bantz faggot

your country isn't old enough or relevant enough to have any other points of contention.

>Implying we care about contending

It has always been better, just expensive.

People come from all around the world to get treated in the USA.

>We never lose wars to emus.
Nah, you just get the shit kicked out of you by an uninhabited islands.

At least the Emus were there at the time cunt

>food like yours
Fuck that, then.

They are basically our trailer trash paint huffing retarded cousin

>8 times as many white people
One man has a pool of good clean water and another has an entire lake that is 13% shit. Which body of water would you rather swim in?

Quality>>>>>>>>>>quantity

> Bring Canadians along for war time
> Let's go little bro
> Fucking Canucks itching to fight
> So useless they mistake Americans for Japs
> Friendly fire like mother fucker

Useless shits. Just leave them to their frozen fucking wasteland

A country that's mostly trackless desert full of poisonous creatures, horrible Internet connections, grossly inflated prices for entertainment and luxuries, ludicrously strict censorship (example: the initial Australian version of Left4Dead had zombies simply fold over and disappear with zero gore when killed), and of course no gunz.

It's also a lot easier to sustain high minimum wage and universal healthcare when 1.) your population is 1/10th that of the US; 2.) there are far fewer shitskins burdening the system; and 3.) other countries perform the vast majority of pharmaceutical and medical research, from which you benefit at very little or no cost.

>the initial Australian version of Left4Dead had zombies simply fold over and disappear with zero gore when killed

Aussie bantz will never quite have the punch they had prior to me reading this.

Jesus cunts. This is sad.

>i can afford a vacation
>boss will fire me if i take vacation

wew