Election Ball Z

>On this episode of Election Ball Z...
>Our hero faces immense pressure against such a powerful opponent, will he punish the tyrannical Clinteiza once and for all?
>Can he simultaneously protect his friends, Tedgeta, Piccarson, Krillrand, and his son, Trump Jr?
>How much power can Trump harness to finally win the election?
>Find out on this episode of Election Ball Z!

>Scene: Clinteiza has just sent a wave of media attacks at Trump, the battlefield is centered in Ohio
>Clinteiza: Trump, I'm only using 4% of my maximum power. If you can't keep up with this, I'm afraid you'll lose the election.
>Trump: It wouldn't matter if you used all of your power! I will destroy you, Clinteiza!
>*Clinteiza fires an MSNBC wave at trump, throwing him to the side and dealing notable damage*
>Trump: That one was pretty good, the first sign of high energy from you in over a decade!
>*Clinteiza is markedly mad, rushing to punish trump in hand-to-hand combat*
>Clinteiza: YOU'LL REGRET MAKING THAT COMMENT YOU ORANGE TOUPEE WEARER!
>Trump: And I thought you were going to regret deleting those 30,000 emails!
>*Clinteiza slaps Trump around, sustaining only minor damage after an onslaught of punches*
>*Trump looks up at Clinteiza, face bloodied*
>Trump: Well, I guess you weren't as easy as I thought you'd be to battle! I guess I have to step up my game a bit.
>Clinteiza: You thought I was going to be a pushover? Think again, small hands! I have every odd stacked in my favor!
>Trump: The only thing you have stacked is that money from Goldman Sachs on your desk!
>*Clinteiza fires a wave of ki blasts at Trump, for him to dodge most of them*
>*Clinteiza leaps out of the dust and goes for a kick, before Trump slides under and donkey kicks Clinteiza upward*
>Clinteiza: I let that mistake happen just so I could give you a sliver of hope before slaughtering you.
>Trump: Did you also let your cybersecurity mistakes happen as well?
>Clinteiza: I'M SKIPPING THE NICETIES AND GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE KILL, DO YOU HEAR ME TRUMP?
>Trump: We'll see about that.

>*Trump starts charging energy, forming an intense red aura around his body*
>*Screaming 'KAIOKEK', he rushes toward Clinteiza and bicycle kicks her backward, and then flies around her to deliver a savage blow*
>*Before he is able to charge the kamehameha wave, Clinteiza looses a massive Blitzer at trump, exploding right in front of him*
>*Trump falls into the water, clearly battered*
>*Clinteiza grabs Trump and puts her foot on Trump's head underwater, attempting to drown him*
>*Trump falls unconscious briefly, and begins to envision his friends and family*
>Piccarson: Trump, now is the time we need you!
>Yamchristie: Who else can Make America Great Again? You can't give up now!
>Krillrand: Get up! We need a true republican leader!
>*Trump Jr and Ivanka begin laughing happily in the dream*
>*Trump spikes into action, and steam starts to flow from the water of Lake Erie*
>*Trump bursts from the water, and screams 'KAIOKEK x20!' startling Clinteiza and causing her to float back slowly*
>*So much energy is generated that Trump seemingly teleports in circles around Clinteiza, dealing solid damage*
>*After a final bashing is done, Trump quickly fires a Kamehameha wave charged with the power of Kek, putting strain on Clinteiza

>*Clinteiza, pounded into the dirt, sees Trump immediately rush off to find his friends*
>Clinteiza: I'm not letting you get away with this one, you dirty troll doll!
>*Clintieza bolts out of the dirt, only to be met with the face of Tedgeta*
>Tedgeta: Clinteiza, the only person allowed to kill Trumpparot is me. You will pay for what you did to the CONSERVATIIIIIVES
>*Tedgeta charges all his power into fighting Clinteiza, and throws a barrage of punches*
>*Clinteiza surprisingly has a hard time blocking them all, but disperses his defiance and fires an RACIST!-Bomb at Tedgeta*
>Tedgeta: I knew you weren't easy to fight, Clinteiza, but I have an obligation to be the delegate of all conservatives!
>Clinteiza: Oh yes, the three conservatives in the entire universe. What an amazing job description!
>Tedgeta: What you don't know yet, Clinteiza, is that both Trumpparot and I have become Super-Conservatives!
>Clinteiza: W-WHAT?!?!
>*Clinteiza backs off, then reasserts herself*
>Clinteiza: Oh, ha ha. What a funny joke! Second place thinks he's still worth something. Here, take fifty percent of my max power for a change!
>*Clinteiza powers up effortlessly and snaps most bones in Tedgeta's body, tossing him over in Cleveland
>*Without pause, Clinteiza bolts over to Trump's position in moments*

>*Trump and his friends are still readjusting from facing Clinteiza, but her sudden appearance puts everyone on guard*
>Clinteiza: I guess one of you needs to get obliterated now, let's take Krillrand for size!
>*Krillrand is pulled into the air, and is helplessly blown to bits while Trump, Trump Jr, and Piccarson watch*
>*Trump starts steaming with anger, lightning begins to pummel the region, and he sniffles rapidly*
>Trump: I... won't... let you get away... with THIS!
>*Trump's hair stands on end, and begins to radiate in a electric yellow*
>*After a sustained 'YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE', Trump transforms into a Super-conservative*
>*Clinteiza and the others look shocked, Trump Jr. can hardly act in conscience*
>Trump: Trump Jr., bring Piccarson back to the ship and don't look back.
>Trump Jr.: B-but dad, how ca-
>Trump: LISTEN, TAKE PICCARSON BACK TO THE SHIP BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE!
>*In a moment of fear, Trump Jr. takes off with Piccarson in hold*
>Clinteiza: DID I SAY ANYONE COULD LEAVE THE STAGE? *Points her finger at Trump Jr*
>*Instantly, Trump warps over to Clinteiza and uses his small hand to crunch Clinteiza's even smaller one*
>Clinteiza: Wh-what's all this conservatist power all of a sudden?!
>Trump: YOU HURT INNOCENT REPUBLICAN LIVES, YOU HURT AMERICAN LIVES IN BENGHAZI, I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO EXPLOIT ANYONE ANY LONGER!

>*Trump and Clinteiza get into a heated battle, and 50% Clinteiza finds herself overwhelmed by the supreme energy of Trump*
>*Clinteiza fires multiple RACIST!-bombs while screaming various buzzwords, but trump finds himself unamused*
>Clinteiza: YOU SIMPLY CAN'T BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! I WON'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!
>*A huge ball of Radio-waves lodges itself into the center of America, dispersing democratic propaganda and preparing to destroy the USA
>Trump: Clinteiza, I knew you would resort to these tactics! You don't have the grit to stand to a Super-Conservative!
>Clinteiza: THE ONLY GRIT IN WHICH I WILL FEEL IS THE DUST BETWEEN MY FEET WHEN I PUMMEL YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND!
>Trump: Must've not beaten you hard enough. When will you learn? You're already Crooked enough, there's no reason for me to disfigure you any more!
>Clinteiza: YOUR TIME IS UP, CONSERVATIVE SLIME!
>*flurries of kicks and punches are sent, with occasional shotgun-blasts of high-energy being sent screaming towards Clinteiza*
>*A particularly successful pair of truth-bombs knock Clinteiza down into the dust, putting her on the ground*
>Clinteiza: You've made an admirable attempt to stay alive, Trump, but I will win in the end! My Globalism will prevail!
>Trump: In that case, I'll prevail too! I'll still be at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue no matter how hard you try to destroy me!
>Clinteiza: Let's see about that. DEMOCRATO-DISK!

>*Holding a spiraling buzzsaw of pink energy, Clinteiza sends the glowing projectile directly at Trump, only to hit a hologram of him*
>Clinteiza: H-He's Fast!
>*Rerouting the trajectory of the buzzsaw takes seconds, and Clinteiza directs it at the real Trump, only to discover another hologram!
>Clinteiza: You can't hide forever, you bigot!
>*Trump reappears in front of Clinteiza, in which she summons a second Democrato-disk to track Trump*
>*Great collateral damage to the Establishment buildings is done through Clinteiza's arrogant tracking of Trump, and ruined the once great city of Cleveland*
>*Through many attempts at trying to fly by Clinteiza, Trump manages to successfuly make Clinteiza lose track of him and forget about the Democrato-Disks*
>Clinteiza: I didn't think an orange populist had the brains to do that! I applaud your defiance and eagerly AWAIT FOR YOU TO DIE!
>Trump: If only you had the Mexicans here, which you could pay little to steal American jobs and clean up the mess you've made here!
>Clinteiza: Are you trying to be witty? You couldn't make a baby laugh!
>Trump: I'm not trying to be witty, I'm only telling you that you're about to be Trumped Up right here.
>*The buzz saws round back to Clinteiza, who doesn't see them coming and collapses on the ground, cut into pieces*
>Clinteiza: H-how could I... L-Lord clinteizaaa... be defeated by a... a... a SEXIST PIG?!
>Trump: I would've supported you for presidency, Clinteiza, but you took too much bait from the corporations and ended up like this. Sad!
>Clinteiza: Nobody ever talks to me like that... YOU'LL DIE HERE WITH ME, SLIIIIIME!
>*A final energy blast is sent from Clinteiza, and Trump retorts with a yuge ray of ki that blows Clinteiza apart*
>*Trump, disgusted, bolts quickly away from the ground-zero zone of Clinton and lands in the white house lawn, tired*

>Cleveland, though in ruins, has been scheduled for reconstruction and thousands of American workers have been granted jobs in cleaning the rubble.
>Trump has returned to office, and has been designated the savior of America
>Above the oval office lies a giant painting of glorious Trump, wearing his trademark MAGA cap
>Riots have since ceased in major cities
>The stock market jumped 300 points the next day
>A new commission of international warriors fighting against Clinteiza-like tyrants, named the MAGA-Fighters, have been established in place of the UN.
>America is SAFE again, and america is GREAT again.

So ends this episode of election ball z, if anyone cares to read or screencap this feel free

Bumping for keks I chuckled a bit imagining holy coming out of trumps mouth