Der ewige Österreicher

Can we all agree that europe was off better when it was in Austrian hands?

Yes.

(((Hasbsburg)))

Did they have cell phones?

Yes, and most of them were so great at shitposting that they were banished to Emuland

Can we remember how it began to slip out of the Austrians' misshapen inbred lobster claws?

Yes :(
At least we weren't commies back then

Combination of Napoleon being himself, which I can't really fault him for, Habsburg-Lothringen being incompetent as fuck when the old lines died out and most of Europe jumping at the chance to get rid of us in WWI

FUCK YOU

yuuuuup

Well no, you lost Spain because cousin-fucking produced an absolute retard as King.

If you relate to the glorious time when a great austrian leader tried to unite the whole of the world under the windmill of friendship and freedom were on the same page

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So when's Hofer gonna bring it back?

>tfw you realize turkey is making the Balkans Ottoman again

>Can we all agree that europe was off better when it was in Austrian hands?

nah. you're crazy.

Immediately after Hofer gets elected we're going to annex Bavaria and Slovenia

After that we'll build a wall as high as the alps around us

Not gonna happen

That is the spirit!

They will probably Vento, Trentino and Venzina as well tbqh

Europe has never been in Austrian hands.

yes

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>annex Bavaria
Good. We don't want these mountain niggers anyway.

Why Slovenia?

Called the wall of Valhalla.

It's the other way around tbqh

Australians should be exterminated, they are the reason why our beautiful dualist monarchy failed

HEY LEAF YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOUR NOT FUNNY SO STFU

LET'S MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN

DEATH TO THE ANGLO SCUM AND THE FRENCH FAG.

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France à bientôt ! car la sainte espérance
Emplit nos cœurs en te disant : adieu.
En attendant l'heure de la délivrance,

Pour l'avenir… Nous allons prier Dieu.
Nos monuments où flottent leur bannière
Semblent porter le deuil de ton drapeau.
France entends-tu la dernière prière
De tes enfants couchés dans leurs tombeaux?

Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine..
Et malgré vous, nous resterons Français..
Vous avez pu germaniser la plaine..
Mais notre cœur.. vous ne l'aurez JAMAIS !

Get fucked by a bull, Spaniard scum.

Yes

it's spelled Hassburg you nitwit

Nice flag