Can we all agree that europe was off better when it was in Austrian hands?
Der ewige Österreicher
Yes.
(((Hasbsburg)))
Did they have cell phones?
Yes, and most of them were so great at shitposting that they were banished to Emuland
Can we remember how it began to slip out of the Austrians' misshapen inbred lobster claws?
Yes :(
At least we weren't commies back then
Combination of Napoleon being himself, which I can't really fault him for, Habsburg-Lothringen being incompetent as fuck when the old lines died out and most of Europe jumping at the chance to get rid of us in WWI
FUCK YOU
yuuuuup
Well no, you lost Spain because cousin-fucking produced an absolute retard as King.
If you relate to the glorious time when a great austrian leader tried to unite the whole of the world under the windmill of friendship and freedom were on the same page
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So when's Hofer gonna bring it back?
>tfw you realize turkey is making the Balkans Ottoman again
>Can we all agree that europe was off better when it was in Austrian hands?
nah. you're crazy.
Immediately after Hofer gets elected we're going to annex Bavaria and Slovenia
After that we'll build a wall as high as the alps around us
Not gonna happen
That is the spirit!
They will probably Vento, Trentino and Venzina as well tbqh
Europe has never been in Austrian hands.
yes
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>annex Bavaria
Good. We don't want these mountain niggers anyway.
Why Slovenia?
Called the wall of Valhalla.
It's the other way around tbqh
Australians should be exterminated, they are the reason why our beautiful dualist monarchy failed
HEY LEAF YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOUR NOT FUNNY SO STFU
LET'S MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN
DEATH TO THE ANGLO SCUM AND THE FRENCH FAG.
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France à bientôt ! car la sainte espérance
Emplit nos cœurs en te disant : adieu.
En attendant l'heure de la délivrance,
Pour l'avenir… Nous allons prier Dieu.
Nos monuments où flottent leur bannière
Semblent porter le deuil de ton drapeau.
France entends-tu la dernière prière
De tes enfants couchés dans leurs tombeaux?
Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine..
Et malgré vous, nous resterons Français..
Vous avez pu germaniser la plaine..
Mais notre cœur.. vous ne l'aurez JAMAIS !
Get fucked by a bull, Spaniard scum.
Yes
it's spelled Hassburg you nitwit
Nice flag