IT'S HAPPENING
STATEWIDE BLACKOUT IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA
WHAT DID WE DO TO DISPLEASE KEK?
OR...
HAS WINTERCHAN GIVEN US THIS STORM TO PUSH THE NEETS OUT OF THEIR BASEMENTS AND START THE DAY OF THE ROPE?
GET IN HERE TO SHITPOST BEFORE OUR BATTERIES RUN OUT, WHAT IS OUR PLAN LADS, IS NOW OUR MOMENT OF RISING WHILE EVERYONE IS CONFUSED?
HOW MANY MOSQUES CAN WE BURN WHILE EVERYONE IS DISTRACTED
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I didn't even think they had electricity there hbqh
ABBOS HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE ZONE NOW
The blackening
Kek says Emus have returned to reclaim their land
it's time for the emus to rise and attack!
how will you cook ur tendies user >:(
cyclone is hitting there
Calm your tits faggot, its back on
Holy shit the emu offensive is starting. Good.luck you cunts
still down m8
Never stop shitposting Australia, I'll be meming with you in mind.
Kambare Aus-san
>happening
I got my 4 burner ready to go
non-preppers BTFO
BLACKOUT LIVES MATTER
>Shit Australia gets no electricity when the interstate power lines from Cucktoria go down.
Going to get even worse when they shut down the coal fired plant in Hazelwood.
Any faggots know how long this'll last? I might just take out my typewriter and shitpost on that
Blackout? Impossible.
South Australia is leading the world in the two most reliable sources of power: windiness and sun-shiny-ness.
How's that green energy for you, faggots?
When will we nuke South Australia?
4am is current estimate
gg
You know as we transition to renewables there will be problems, lads. Just take this opportunity to plan for the next one. What do you lack?
Candles for light? Batteries for torches? Food? Water?
I'd suggest getting a decent long life lamp that you can hang up as a decent light source. Or better yet, get a solar kit installed at your place. You'll be that cunt on the street laughing into his doublechins over his painfully obvious superiority to the other peasants.
we're too busy raping queensland
Adelaide fag here. Haven't seen any chimp outs yet.
>Or better yet, get a solar kit installed at your place.
one would have needed solar + batteries, plus possibly a gas powered water heater and stove.
Calm down, brah, an Abbo drove his donkajin into the main substation and launched his ass to mars.
I bet in Abocentric country towns like Berri, they'd be chimp outs.
Melbourne here.
We're next. Still sunny and hoping the dump was just in the west.
It's estimated to be out for 10 hours.
Funnily enough they could draw power from Victoria but apparently those lines have been taken offline...
>ABBOS HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE ZONE NOW
One of the most horrifying things I've ever read here
New reports coming in, Sam Hyde has been spotted in the area
...
> when they shut down the coal fired plant in Hazelwood.
Whose fucking idea was that anyway? It is legit one of the most retarded things we could ever do.
People not only lose their jobs but where else is a power plant worker going to get a job? That will be almost 1,000 people without a job.
Our Government is the biggest bunch of poofters ever Jesus christ.
None of you relax until the power is back on.
The Abbo strikes best in the dark.
After all that "how can white men even compete" shitposting, Australia itself finally gets BLACK(out)ED
Thank kek you got singles
>SOUTH AUSTRALIA
Does it even exist?
how many people were affected?
>Whose fucking idea was that anyway?
the company running the plant, not the government.
Whole Puerto Rico was without electricity for 3 days last week, don't worry love, it's only temporary.
Film shit and put it online, I can use any and all blackout footage you got :) Think it'll be back before dark?
The cunts deserved it.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
thank the state labour government
done heaps of great things
>spend 1.6 billion to NOT build a much needed road in Melbourne
>can't control their union mates in the fire service
>ordered $30m of water from the desal plant when we have record rainfalls
the list goes on and on, if these turkeys get back in I'm leaving this state.
Or draw enough attention to yourself to be taken for all you've got. You don't advertise that shit user!
>yfw emus have figured out how to cut power lines
>power goes out
>no street lights
>6 million aboriginals die from sleeping on highways
> the company running the plant, not the government.
Well fuck, looks like I am an ignorant poofter faggot then.
Adelaidefag here.
Pol meet up when?
>[12 Gauge shotgun cocking in near vicinity]
White Australians, you DO own a 12 gauge shotgun right?
>articles about south Australia being so green
>articles about the skyrocketing cost of electricity in south Australia
How do people not connect the dots
...
yeah got an old double barrel
also got a few bolt rifles
can't get anything more as I'm not an occupational shooter.
wtf happens in hospitals, freezers, other shit i cant think of right now?
DAY OF THE ROPE
Reminder:
>This is what happens when you rely on "renewable" energy
>This is what happens when 40% of your power is reliant on the wind blowing
>This is what The Greens and environmentalists want for everyone
...
Forget about a category D license m8.
Its inpossible to get and the few that do have very strict requirements.
Frequent police searches of house etc
yeah heard that
don't really need anything more, I can deal with what I got.
go suck coals dick in brazil you faggot
They mostly come out at night....
mostly....
they use back-up generators. I'm assuming Australia isn't completely retarded.
BREAKING: A GROUP OF MALES HAS BEEN SEEN STEALING PETROL FROM A SERVICE STATION, DESCRIBED AS TALL AND SKINNY
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POOFS DON'T MEET YOUR SHITPOSTING QUOTA
THOSE GENERATORS ARE POWERED ON YOUR SHITPOSTS
WHO THE FUCK WAS SLACKING OFF?
Back-up generators mate
they run on petrol/diesel
Actually, already happened quite a lot
Fucking degenerate high school athletes!
No electricity, no broadband, no space programme. Get it together Skippy.
hospitals/police stations/other important places have generators m8. a few years ago i did the night shift on a rescue helicopter, at one point all power in Sydney's center completely shut down and we were able to see collision beacons on the top of skyscrapers, police stations and hospitals. everything else was pitch black.
THE ONLY THING DEEPER THAN MY LAST BREATH
THE ONLY THING DARKER THAN MY LAST DEATH
IS THE PANIC- THE STATIC- I’VE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
BUT MY CITIES… WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
MY CITIES… WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
MY CITIES… WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
MY CITIES… WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
MY CITIES… WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Memes aside, what is going on guys?
c xcdcdcxz
I CAN'T COOK MY TENDIES AND DON'T HAVE ENOUGH 4G DATA TO STREAM MY ANIMATED INDIAN SHIT PORN I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
yeah but 3 days? i dont expect they last that long, but im willing to have my record corrected
THE DOORS
user FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOORS
They spent their money on XXXX and shrimps, couldn't pay the power bill.
do it just do it
Prelude to an invasion, I'm afraid.
iirc they can last for quite a few hours, people just go down to service stations and help themselves. collision beacons are required to work during the night by law (otherwise aircraft can go full 9/11 and hit buildings) and police officers/doctors will crack skulls if it means having power
>xxxx
>not VB
soft cunt
Posting with a huge generator running outside the house, connected by extension lead to the powerwall. They must have backup generators attached to the NBN wireless transmission towers, my router, NBN box and laptop are all connected up.
Anyway, this outage is all because the government blow money on environmental bullshit. Because they closed down Port Augusta's coal plant, just because it "looked dirty". They're are fucking Greeny poofters. And now in times of extreme load on the grid, there's backup power. Because there's useless wind and solar panels powering the state, as well as PAYING fucking Victoria to use their "coal provided power".
So what, it's all green to shutdown a coal plant and then use electricity to power the state, from a fucking coal plant?
i'm no expert but I'd reckon they'd last as long as you can keep supplying it with the fuel it needs (e.g. diesel)
>there's backup power
THERE'S NO BACKUP POWER*
If you no zapitty zap juice how come you can post?
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Christians 1
Oh sorry, did you want to use your TV or fridge? Let me see if the wind is blowing.
South Australia's electricity production 40% reliant on wind power. This is the end result.
Fuck you faggot, it's gay cunts like you that are in government, selling everything to fucking China, including SA Power Networks!!1
so basically, you guys are almost third world status when it comes to power?
Chinese and Emu secret pact?
s-scared
Maybe you just need to change the bulb...
>Being South Australian
Really, now that they're gone for a while, can we all agree nothing of worth comes from there?
Yep, and the electricity bill is the highest in the world. All because the government are corrupt faggots, that buy stupid shit like wind power, because the Chinese bribe them.
They have some pretty hot easy girls
Maccas carpark right now you cunt
Bullshit. There's oranges, grapes, wine production.
We ARE a de facto Chinese province cunt, show some respect to Mr. Ping
>we fell for the "Nuclear is bad" meme
We are basically third-world in everything we just juke the stats to look good
Say it with me boys
COAL
IS
GOOD
FOR
HUMANITY
>dump our natural gas in the Chinese market, and have the highest electricity and gas prices in the world.
>do not use our largest proven worldwide uranium reserves for nuclear power.
we are literally retarded when it comes to power.
They relied on wind power (40%). It's too windy so they have to turn the wind turbines off and get power from coal electricity plants in neighbouring Victoria. wind blew down the connecting power line. Now they have no electricity. Total state blackout untill 4am.
"Green coal" when?
I live in the valley and we will be fucked when it closes
>not staying with coal and eventually switching into Nuclear power
nah, fuck the greens
>muh chernoble
>muh fukishima
>muh nuked abos
5045 here, where you fuckers at?
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So this is the power of "renewable energy"?
>minge
Wonder if SA would have enough oil for their precisous cars and electricty if we mined te Bight?
>minge
oh fuck
got to sell my stocks in the shitposting industry now
Who /walkbro/ here?
WalkGod on nobel prize watch
Cred Forums pls go.
nah love you cunts.
fuck my flight better not get delayed
whos going to yung lean on friday?
>going to cuck green energy instead of buying QLD gas
>getting rekkt with blackouts
Ghost of Sir Joh strikes again, get fucked winecucks.
piss off walkcunt
I believe it. We're a little too excited about coal, here. It's why during the winter the sun is often hidden behind dust storms caused by the coal power plants.
Thanks, cunt. When we finally make it official we can start shipping off your abbos to work as cheap labour in the coal mines. Everyone wins.
Your government is fucking trash, guys. Don't blame us for doing business the way we've done for thousands of years. Bribes are central to business culture here, it's not our fault your officials are supremely corrupt.
Power companies have said phone tower power reserves will fail at 7:30-8:00 ready up lads it's gonna be a long fucking night. Stay safe lads
>us
>implying you're not some anglo cunt teaching English in chink land
yeah pull the other one m8
I'll keep your shitposts safe for now, SA fag.
You've somehow upset kek which is the god of darkness.
Basically, you're fucked cunt.
Are you on gas powered internet?
I HAVE TWO BOXES OF VHS TAPES AND A HAND-CRANK TV PLAYER
FITE ME
Good.
Fuck Trump and fuck Australian people
SA has electricity?
ATTENTION FAGGOTS
VICTORIAN HERE. NO, NOT A PUSSY MELBOURNE FAGGOT.
HIGH COUNTRY CATTLEMAN REPORTING IN TO DUMP THE ONLY BOOK YOU NEED TO BE READING RIGHT NOW.
files.meetup.com
WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE ASKING? HERE'S WHAT IT FUCKING IS
>Step by step guide on building your home and protecting your family against nigger attacks, natural disasters, government rounding you up, fire, floods, YOU FUCKING NAME IT
Read this fucking book, i've given you a free link so you don't have to pay the guy who wrote it. This book is one of the great first steps to starting yourself on being A REAL MAN, A SELF SUFFICIENT MAN.
Let this power blackout serve as a reminder that every modern comfort you hold can be taken away in the blink of an eye.
You can be self-sufficient AND enjoy all the comforts of modern life, if you put some effort into it.
HARDEN THE FUCK UP
Power is back and so is Cred Forums. Time to make up for those lost shitposting hours.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!1!! SHILLCON 5 IT'S ALL OVER
>joel skousen
not bad obama dot gif
cheers mate.
people really need to read this book and any others on becoming self-reliant.
it's more important than ever. he even has a fucking section in the book on how to black out your windows of all light so not even a sliver escapes, because niggers in the dark can see your house and come raid you in the event of social collapse.
just useful fucking shit all around to know, even if society does not collapse.
you can set up your own hydro electric plant on the right bit of property and cut down your power bills, he's got tips on EVERYTHING to build an awesome home.
>still no Nuclear Power in Australia
Why? It's fucking stupid.
Can South Australia do anything right?
we can only hope
Because the moment it went wrong you fuckers wouldn't even SCRAM it but just dump it off the edge and go back home to rough up the missus or something.
>trusting Australia with nuclear
The Emus are back
Thanks for sharing that you sick cunt.
But now how will all the serial killers get their fix of gore?
50 years to late m8. The poms already radiated all our bongs.
Phone towers back bois. Only got 3% battery left though and its cold and dark. Power not expected back until 4:30am, 7 hours from now.
>implying the coal magnates would allow that
I did feel the quality of Aussie posts had gone up...
Emu War II?
Goodspeed my Australian shitposter.
as you lay dying after getting stabbed by an abbo revolutionary guard, you hear on his walkie talkie:
>NOONGA NOONGA
>CHARLIE BLANNER
>MUD QUEEN MUD QUEEN MUD QUEEN
>SYPHON SEPTIC
>TIRE FIRE
>PETROL PENGUIN 1 2 3
i got me fookin electricity back haha get rekt cunts
Well fuck may as well join the abbos and start sniffing petrol at this point.
We had a massive country wide blackout here that still hasn't been fully restored more than a week later. And you're whining about a couple of hours?
You Godforsaken useless shitposting cocksucking dimwitted slack jawed cunts, kill yourselves.
>vb
>south Australia
Try again you Mexican.
Yeah but were not some 3rd world shithole
>thank the state labour government
the state government doesn't run hazlewood.
>>spend 1.6 billion to NOT build a much needed road in Melbourne
both parties are to blame.
Come around to my place mate, shitposting station is back up.
blackouts are the perfect time to go driving my bulldozer
There's a man after my own heart. Blackouts are the best excuse to have needless fun with your toys.
ALL FINE HERE GUYS.
POWER'S BACK.
im going on sunday but I already seen him earlier this year and it was the biggest sausage fest ever totally fucking gay
YOU CAN STOP REPLYING TO THE THREAD NOW GUYS, WE HAVE ELECTRICITY AGAIN.
ALL GOOD. WE'RE FINE.
SO HOW ABOUT THAT 2016 PRESIDENTIAL RACE?
believe it or not, but the only state government investigating nuclear power... is the SA labor government.
show us your handprint you emo scum cunt
i know youve taken user
i wont forget him
South Australian here
Just got our power back
Thank you KEK I am very grateful for your forgiveness
THIS GUY IS RIGHT. WE HAVE POWER AGAIN.
PLZ IGNORE AND SAGE THREAD.
FINALLY I HAVE POWER AGAIN FOR ALL MY LIGHT SWITCHES AND COOKING APPLIANCES.
I MIGHT MAKE MYSELF SOME NIGHT-LUNCH.
lads ive been bored as fuck and reading the english version of the torah
>tfw it says give interest free loans to jews
>tfw it says charge interest to goyim
oy vey
user I work in engineering for a melb hospital.
We have multible diesel gensets on site and enough fuel for 48 hours.
Blackout for us
Power out
Roll to ups power for critical areas and equipment.
60 seconds
All.gensets online
15 minutes later
Gas turbines start
With the cogen plant running we produce several megawatts of power from each turbine and can run indefinitely like that aslong as we get gas.
How ever the vic gov is defuning all the gas turbines that are at most major hospitals because we have never needed that level of redundancy
SA is weak just like the people who live there, that is why it is getting cucked by weather whilst the superior Victoria is unaffected.
The hebrew version has the good stuff
Why would AusWORMS need electricity?
*SQUISH*
all your stupid iced coffee is getting warm now hahahahaha
JEWS TESTING THE WATERS
I REPEAT
JEWS TESTING THE WATERS
It's not the jews it was Bashar Al Assad using a strike team of Eric and Baron Trump.
yeah nah go fuck yourself
Top Banter lad
>be South Australia
>get rained on
>statewide blackout
Is there anywhere more pathetic than South Australia?
Holy shit
Are we about to experience what Cred Forums would be like without Australians?
It's only a matter of time until your batteries on your phones are dead
South East Queensland gets smashed by storms like that multiple times a year and has never had anything close to a blackout or infrastructure shutdown like that
South Australia is fucking pathetic
>HOW MANY MOSQUES CAN WE BURN WHILE EVERYONE IS DISTRACTED
Ideally all of them thank you
You should actually burn all the mosques down while there's no CCTV working
>less than 10% of the country without power
yeah nah shibbe shitposting will be like 110% tonight to compensate
No we ave the rest of straya u dum witted fat ball
Good Idea. Can you please state your name and address.
t. Not ASIO
Did any get glassed this time? Or are you all still working up your game?
>South Australia confirmed as worst Australian yet again
Hi I'm Mike Hunt and I live in Woolamagoo
Thanks
Thank you for your co-operation.
Dude. They're Labor. They have an endless supply of money. They can just keep raising taxes until everyone is taxed at 100%, then they can just borrow.
It'll be fine. Didn't you know that renewable energy is free and abundant and can even supply power when there is a state-wide blackout and the sun isn't shining?
Quit living in the past, man.
If they were getting 100% of their energy from wind then they could have just turned off some of the turbines... right guys? guys?
Everyone knows there are no downsides to renewable energy.
BRB - Looting
>because we have never needed that level of redundancy
Fucking hell, are they really that stupid?
>We have been lucky enough to not have to use these safeguards we have put in place....... let's get rid of them.
what a shithole
what a sh11thole
Victoria checking in here, is the storm still raging in SA? We've been sitting waiting with popcorn for hours now
this was my sister on holiday in austrailia
>SA electricity prices reach $14,000MWh (June, current year)
> forced the state government to plead with the owner of a mothballed gas-fired power station to turn it back on.
> Le winds and floods kill le solar and windmills
hahahaha
It's still going mate, but it isn't too bad at the moment where I am. Hell we even have the power back on.
I'd ass fuck her
very nice mate. very nice
Can confirm. Isn't too bad in the vicinity of the city. Apparently they got fucked out north though.
Been waiting for a good storm literally for years now but I think this one will just fizzle out like usual
I thought farscape was Australia's space program
So uhh, what happened?
WE'RE BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
Not too sure as my part of the country is yet to be hit, but sum up
>media calls it a 1-in-50-year storm
>entire state of South Australia loses power (will become a political issue)
>Victoria (state I live in) to the west is battoning down the hatches
A lot of rainfall on the way but idk I think it's been sensationalised; big storm sure but not that big
Let me guess, excessive amounts of renewables with nothing to back them up?
A statewide blackout caused by this? That would be Idiocracy-tier mistake.
Literally exactly what went down
That's just fucking dumb. Renewables are good and all, but there has to be some kind of baseline load to cover it, preferably some form of nuclear.
No shit, mate. Try telling that to our dumb as fuck Greens party. If brains were dynamite they wouldn't blow their ears off
Our Government are as fucking retarded as they come. Some country in the world will try something, fail miserably and say we were wrong, rest of the world don't do this. Then 5-10 years later we'll do that exact thing and then the pollies scratch their heads going huh we didn't know that would happen, oh well here's a few hundred million dollars of borrowed money to "fix" it.
Stupid is as stupid does, but I'm more interested in how big a part of the grid went down and how easily they got it back up again. That's a really serious national security concern.
But this university man told us baseload is a meme
theconversation.com
God I wish people would get their heads out the fucking sand and build a pair of nuclear power stations in the outback. Coon are already mutants and there's nothing of value out there bar the shit they actually run on. There are so so people here you'd only need two.
This power outage could be the ammo we need to help push for it. I'd keep an eye on the news stories and comments on them over the next day or two.
>assuming Australians give a damn about national security
Mate I'm just here for the sausage sizzle
>Needing physical shit
Build your own charcoal oven in an hour faggit
Charcoal might be the problem
I sure hope so. It helps keep me going.
South Australia relies more heavily on renewable power than any other region in the developed world. This has put it at the forefront of confronting, and resolving, the issues involved — as Wednesday's storm has served to remind its residents.
Then that university man needs to go eat a fucking cock. Having your entire electrical grid go out because there's not enough juice being pumped out from the solar or wind arrays is really fucking annoying, and could get people killed.
Doubt it will happen, theres the whole "hurr durr nookular iz bad" thing going on, and the fact nuclear power plants arent cheap to build. And where the fuck are a pair of nuclear plants all the way out in the middle of the damn desert going to get the cooling water necessary? You cant air-cool a uranium plant, and Thorium technology needs to be matured before it can be mass-used.
You better have been stockpiling your gasoline and leather and tuning your V8.
Any Western Victorians on here? I'm bored af so put down the meth pipe for just one second and give us some info pls, outer S/E burbs here
Gas doesn't keep well. It's all about the diesel.
I like Perth. It's nice.
Regards,
Adelaide
winter is going to be a bitch
You lot are so fucking fried over there I swear to god
If you live in an area with trees, I can tell you from very many experiences that burning wood is easymode for keeping warm during winter.
Cooking with it takes some extra skill, but not much unless you're going for fancy.
Hey South Australia. You made your bed, now you're fucking lying in it. How does it feel, you worthless faggots?
No, I meant that winter is a bitch for diesels, if it gets too cold it jellyes up and you're fucked.
Ahahhh suck shit, nice and comfy here in Queensland kek
Yeah I know. Must be something in the water. I don't have the money to move though.
...
Oh, yeah. But people who use diesel know that and have other fuels to use a little bit to heat things up first.
OP here :^)
an update, they are claiming this not to be an issue of too much load on the grid, but lightning striking a generator that caused the high voltage grid to shutdown to protect itself. the long wait to bring power online using the pelican point power station is because they can't just switch it on without some kind of baseline energy in the grid. We have connections to Victoria's grid at two points, one of these has been down for repairs for sometime, the other one isolated SA automatically when the grid went down as a safety precaution. We used to have a coal plant operating in the north of the state, but with the high voltage lines between Adelaide and Port Augusta not likely to be repaired for a couple of days possibly, having this plant running or able to run on short notice would not of helped Adelaide (and the vast majority of the states citizens) stay online.
either way some pollies have started stirring the pot over renewables anyway
Thank you for letting me correct the record.
Nobody would even notice if the whole of South Australia just fell into the ocean. I'd sooner live in NT than SA.
yup yup
Anybody who can pass a reading exam can discover this on jewpedia. Maybe we're only getting by because the mudslimes can't into literacy? Or is it the faggot communists? Surely not the peer reviewed published scientists? Or the government people with security clearances?
We're sorry.
BEWARE THE EMUS.
How the fuck did such a nothing news story get 230 replies? It's SA. Who cares?
There's a "south" Australia?
It might be SA and SA might only have four coons, a meth lab and a Church, but an entire state lost power. Sure it's not the news story of the century but no denying it has some significance. Someone, somewhere, MJAORLY fucked up
FACT: South Australians are the most powerful Australians in the world
We should retake the NT and call it North Australia. The combine the 3 eastern states and call it East Australia just for shits and giggles at foreigners expense.
Night of the emus
Shut up Amerifat.
Ever think that just maybe your words hurt people?
Never in a million years will you cunts understand our pain.
Do us all a favour and shut the fuck up.
Hell just kill yourself already you condescending piece of shit.
Every day on here it's always the same with you people.
Lucky you live half a planet away or else...
Please, just go away already.
If abos are the fleshes than emus are the chimera
It was absolute chaos
The roads where filled with traffic from after school, but the traffic lights were out and no police were conducting the traffic so people were just going wherever
Close encounters with the emu kind.
SA translates to South Southernia, its lulz already
also
>retake the NT
nah fuck that responsibility, better to spread it around the colonies so we can continue to ignore that shithole
>no police were conducting the traffic
Dafuq are they being paid to do
Here in WA they cover the big intersections pretty quick after blackouts. The really important ones have a UPS box and last for days
Displease Kek? Kek is the god of chaos, bringer of happenings. This is exactly what we wanted.
Shadilay, brother
I haven't seen this many Aussies since the Emu-Aussie Armistice
>BIGGEST URANIUM RESERVES OF THE PLANET
>NO NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
Why does some aussie states not have real names?
I hate to say it but yeah you're right baguette
Come build us one instead of Hinkley point
My dubs say it's a sign to start The Great Removal.
Oh no
Didn't get dub s
...
Dubbledubs nigger. Get to removing kebab. Kek vult!
It can only mean one thing, invasion.
Great kebab removal or great emu removal?
>cape catastrophe
>kangaroo island
No wonder Aussies are so good at shit posting
Jesus Christ
Close but not dubs.
KEK WILLS IT, FALL IN LADS.
> tfw removing kebab without box jellyfish repellent
RELEVANT
>its just a snake biting people in the control room
Oh wow
Do you think radical muslim extremists are hiding in the ocean?
ah heck
abc.net.au
Australia's west, south losing vital rain as climate change shifts winds, study finds
Rising greenhouse gases and ozone depletion over the Antarctic are increasingly pushing rain-bearing storm fronts away from Australia's west and south, according to a new international study.
Some noonga spilled the petrol for the lone generator that powers the entire state while he was having a huff and puff with his "woman". Not exactly news.