Brit/pol/ Good Morning Edition

I turn off adblock for Cred Forums, it's not as though they are intrusive.

refresh the page mate and see the Gif.

Even offers the £100 for switching your account!

My point is - Why on earth would a major High Street Bank want to advertise here?

So apparently Corbyn is telling Labour to prepare for a general election in 2017?
Has he gone mad af?

I expect there's a 3rd party / middle man between companies who advertise online and the websites they appear on.

Halifax probably pay another company to put their adverts around on the internet in places with high traffic. I doubt a marketing manager working for Halifax has a list of websites they want to target, but rather a general list of the type of website they want to hit.

He may have switched to one of those generic ad providers rather than trying to sell space to weeabo companies and artists promoting their blogs.

You are probably right.

Cred Forums used to be poison for advertising though (outside of weeaboo shit) - it's an interesting development though.

They're too rich to give a fuck.

strawpoll.me/11310035/

1) Winston Churchill
2) Margaret Thatcher
3) Tony Blair
4) Benjamin Disraeli
5) Clement Attlee
6) Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
7) William Pitt, the Younger
8) Harold Wilson
9) Viscount Palmerston
10) William Ewart Gladstone

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Scotlads,

The lunatic that is Alyn Smith wants to know why you voted leave in the referendum. I know there are a few of you on here. Non-Scottish responses will apparently be deleted.

alynsmith.eu/consultation

Im not giving that cunt my email and address fuck him.

I has a day to young to vote but I would have went leave to stop the spanish stealing all of our fish and destroying an important part of our economy.

Good moaning lads.

It's the afternoon you lazy cunt.

damn, what was up with Cred Forums?

Who the fuck does this piece of shit think he is?

>didn't get into uni
>not allowed to stay NEET
>have to find a job

Does it make a difference or is uni just a meme?

Join the forces lad.

stop being so intolerant you have to get blown up every now and again

Ah shit you know it's late when the British start having threads

i need to go to bed.....

May is going to stomp his shit if he tries anything and it will be glorious.

Uni is shit. I'm in my third year and still hate it. Never had a job. When I leave I'm fucked

Let's hope he goes the way of poor old Musso.

>Labour wants to leave the single market but keep Freedom of Movement
>mfw
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/27/jeremy-corbyn-rules-out-pledge-cut-immigration

Depend on your degree

medicine / engineering / finance basically equals guaranteed high-paying jobs

>Jezza wants literally the worst deal possible

He's a marxist.

>Labour wants to remain unelectable for a few more decades

fixed that for you lad

>socialist government wants to import slave class to undercut workers
Makes you think.

Who's the sexiest British politician lads?

seems like a standard socialist argument no? plenty of socialists are against the EU on economic grounds and socialists support internationalism (workers of the world unite)

You now realise Comrade Corbyn is a tory shill.

Pretty Patel when she's dressing down some junior Labour minister

Fuck off Burnham.

>internationalism

I think the idea of internationalism is to spread the socialist revolution to other countries, not flood your own country with foreigners.

based corbyn is based

>tfw we trashed the EU
>tfw Germany is going to break again

You ever feel like a sack of shit, then realise you won the birth lottery by getting to be White British?

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Corbyn is anti-EU and always has been.
Keeping Labour unelectable ensures that the Tories will have adequate time to fully negotiate and irrevocably leave the EU forever.
Good strategy

yeah, but socialists believe in a stateless world ultimately

It's third worldism not internationalism the reason we have it so good is because of imperialism. There's no proletariat class in the west.

Numbers confirm, he's doing it on purpose

>devilish.jpg

>if everyone is the state there will be no state

Is this really what socialists think?

this doesn't make sense the conservatives are pro eu

>Corbyn is anti-EU and always has been
Nevertheless, he is Pro open borders and always has been.

no. socialists belive in workers control of the means of production that's it

no, the idea is that the state will no longer be needed once society has developed far enough. of course, this raises the question of how long the transitional period should last. hence the split between anarchism and communism

Which is why the whole idea of communism is just as stupid as all the other anarcho-x ideologies.

i want to put my head between those thighs

Anarchism>Communism

communism has never worked out it always leads to state capitalism

Lads help

I have 2 girls who are into me and don't know which one to choose. What do?

I know reddit is terrible but this is a pretty good thread.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/54sk82/theresa_may_accused_of_trying_to_alter/

It discusses some of the great migration controls May has brought in that are starting to apply.

Also the reddit teas are great lube for the erection that thread gives.

Fucked up at work lads. Gonna get a disciplinary or sacked. Feelsbadman.jpg

>state capitalism

Stop getting your political views from Vicky 2

Only out of their mouths, in their heads what they really crave is a totalitarian state where all production and where it goes is decided by the intellectuals in their ivory towers i.e. John McDonnell

Are either of them ginger?

back-a backa-too backa-tootheprimitive

Jackie Baillie

>Fucked up at work lads. Gonna get a disciplinary or sacked.
Story?

Post pics and most votes decide. Or go by which one is more stable.

Ask who they'd support in a race war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_capitalism
i guarantee I've read more on political theory than you.

Society evolved from natural Anarchist origins
Communism only ever evolves to self-destruction

There's no difference between this and economic planning, "state capitalism" is a meaningless term.

You're ignoring the capitalist part.

What do you lads think of eugenics?

did you say a wrong opinion?

>the reason we have it so good is because of imperialism

Nigger detected

>hurr durr buzzwords
Where did I say that I was anti imperialism? Fuck off retard.

So you don't want to make a profit? How will you fund all of your socialist programs?

>the reason we have it so good is because of imperialism

The reason we had imperialism was because we had it so good, not the other way around.

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it's interesting

>muh big bad ebil west only has prosperity because of da blood of Africa

Kys

>Thread theme
>>Thereisntone.com
>Nicola Sturgeon makes irrelevant comment
>>NoOneGivesAtoss.scot
>Germans still on suicide watch
>>FuckingCucks.eu
>Paris is covered in shit and smells like piss
>>Blacked.com
>Is the economy doing well?
>>YesItFuckingIs.co.uk

Worth a try, though genetic modification might make it pointless

>you
youtube.com/watch?v=xL13Ptrfsns

I work in property maintenance for a small company, basically i have to check everything in the house is working and up to standard before we hand the property back to be rented out. A customer has called and said a socket outlet in the kitchen doesn't work. I must have not checked. Even though I have done the paperwork saying It has bees checked. my boss has had to send an emergency electrician to sort it out.

Not the first time this has happened

Labour has basically become contrarian at this point, like the SNP. They'll go against whatever the Tories say, because fuck the Tories.

If Theresa May came out of Downing street tomorrow and said that the UK was to become a Socialist state, Comrade Corbyn would announce his support for a completely hands off, Lassiez-Faire style economy within the day.

Oh you're an egoist

(You)

>I don't know what Imperialism is
>If you bring up Imperialism that means you're against it
Go away child.

>this fucking corbyn book of jokes

so awful.

What if she customer is a cunt and breaks the socket themselves

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Anarcho egoism is retarded.

If I own the means of productions then I support capitalism
If I'm part of the monarchy then I support monarchism
If I'm a commisar then I support state capitalism

It's hardly Gross Misconduct (which could see you dismissed instantly). You may receive a verbal or written warning for 'performance' (or similar) - . . .unless you have received these already.

I hope they have given you reasonable notice for the disciplinary interview? (not less than 24hours)

But you said it was the reason "we had it so good". I never said you were against it or contested the meaning of the word, just the idea its responsible for western prosperity . Lrn2read.

>This is supposed to offend me
shoo shoo working class retard.

Let's be honest, how will they actually handle the electoral buttfucking they're going to get in 2020?

Would it take a 500 MP conservative government for Corbyn to resign?

>theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/27/jeremy-corbyn-rules-out-pledge-cut-immigration
Mfw the redpilling going on in the comments and proportion of upvotes compared with cuck comments. The overton window has shifted.

not all socialist attempts have been totalitarian or indeed involved much of a state at all. like revolutionary catalonia or the paris commune

Any girls here actually feel unsafe in cities in the middle of the day? I'm from a village and I've travelled to a city to get to uni and it's unnerving.

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add this to the next OP please

Corbyn says something no one agrees with
>socialistworker.co.uk

But it is also imperialism never ended.

depends. how feminine is your penis?

I hope that's the case

I've not actually been told I'm gonna be getting a bollocking or sacked. I've just been told the socket doesn't work even though I said I have checked it. I just really hope it's the customer being a retard

L O N D O N
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>Connection error: DNS Bad Gateway

FUCK OFF MANCHESTER RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

coward

Yeah and what happened? They failed.

Anarchists will never be able to defend themselves they literally lost every battle against the nationalists.

Quite feminine I'd say. It's not really there desu. But yes for a blonde English gal it's quite frightening.

>Watching old Soviet and Nazi men and women recount their final days during the war.

The rapes, the lies, their brothers dying before them, strong men weeping in the dirt...

youtube.com/watch?v=00WWPHHBkS8

Nearly revealed my power level at work, Radio 2 just had a piece about Joo children fleeing Germany to here in 1938.

Did giggle about one of them calling her daughter Erika though.

If you were a true British chap you'd feel concerned for the fears of your women.

SHOW THEM HOW WORTHLESS THEIR LIFES ARE! THAT'S THE MEANING OF RED TERROR!

>muh vagina
Fuck off with that shit. No one here cares you have a wet hole.

Not the time for memes. But yes, those elements were not propaganda.

>Those first 4 seconds

whew lad

I do.

>moralfagging

When our Germanic ancestors used to go to battle, the spearmaidens would kill any men who tried to retreat.

>But it is

No it isn't. Only dindus think this. Europe had/has prosperity because it has white people who can establish civilization, not because muh African mines and labour.

You can buy electrical socket testers for less than a Tenner mate, could be a worthwhile investment to cover your ass in future.

I assume you were provided with a checklist to run through? . . .You need to follow them mate, it covers your butt in cases like this regarding 'following due procedure' - if the checklist is deficient, then the company has to share responsibility for the downfall.

You could always mention a more improved checklist to your company and gain some Brownie points?

Please stop trying to court sympathy for your sex. I do not think it's that bad at all if you're not retarded and naive.

Don't go to seedy clubs and there you go.

Gay boy.
Some guy on another board is emailing me about the possibility of me bearing a little blonde daughter for him so pipe down.

ROASTIES OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=H3XwsPvu6yI

wtf i hate Tories now

This is a moral board. Politics are a moral system.

Fuck off with your sociopathy.

Yeah, just skip it. It's worth a watch.

So what about those tens of thousands of years without civilization?

better documentary desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu5uW9No8g

90716434

I'm assuming you're doing this for the (You)s at this point, so here you go. Also

>he doesn't want to white knight LARP for me on a weeb imageboard
>he must be gay

Nice logic, buttercup. Now I see why women are shit at STEM.

>meeting up with people from Cred Forums

You just can't help making yourself the centre of attention, can you? It's natural for women, I suppose. Derailing threads. Derailing hobbies. This is an Anonymous board, fuck off with your /soc/ shit.

sorry, it's your problem, don't expect any coddling. If you're not a fool cities are fine.

was brexit actually a good idea or just bantz?

>we wuz kangz

Have you ever read a book you fucking retard.

We breed fierce women.

Thanks for the advice but it's still scary.

We are here to stay.

That era never ended in Africa.

I'm sure it is. But that's an entire day's watch, my man. Give me a run down of the content?

Good idea won by bants.

It was from Cred Forums actually. He wants a child that looks like an anime character. He's messed up.

>without civilization

Oh, you mean when no one had any. Civilzation appeared in Europe before imperialism in Africa so why imply the latter caused the first. And now Africa has had independence its still a mess.

You need to be a fierce strong woman to breed from women. If you can't handle going to university without daddy there to help you, then I'm not sure how you can weather this future your peers have wrought for you.

What the fuck are you talking about you retard? Jesus fucking christ this is what neet life does to your iq level I guess.

No. He's merely telling his party to prepare for another leadership election in 2017 where the groomed chosen one who is mildly electable will lead the party.

>calls someone else a retard
>slips into the ol' ad hominem because he either can't or won't make a comeback

>fierce women

If you're scared of a city you won't be much use in a combat situation

>Hitler
>HITLER
>HITLERRRRRR
>HITLURRRRRRR

Nah lad I'm just joking. I'm sure it's p. interesting

>Lads who vote UKIP have huge dicks and fat wallets

>tfw statistical anomaly

It's different when you're in a situation you can kill people in.

Ruins in Scotland pre-date the pyramids, stop pretending we had no civilization without dindus.

Yes I'm not trying to say that we're inferior or anything (brown people did have civilization before us though).

He made the claim that white people=civilization so I said what about those tens of thousands of years when Europe was white but had no "civlization". Get it?
The Era of Imperialism didn't either.

I think Labour has become like UKIP at this point: a personality cult. Their policy is to follow the 'wisdom' of the older generation to which they are not equipped or willing to follow.

Once Corbyn leaves, I don't think Labour can recover.

I foresee the Cameroons and Blairites forming their own party, to be honest.

They will win elections...

You're also in fear for your life, can barely communicate, and every corner and hill is a greeting with death.

I think you can handle a few passing groids...

Fucking on a first date isn't a good sign

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You misunderstood my point completely.
Stop we wuzing.

Thanks user, just talking about it to someone who doesn't work here makes me feel better.

Just stumbled across this twitter account
twitter.com/skype_directory

fecking lol

No Probs user. At one point in my life I had to work in HR with a rather large company, It helps to know how they think.

TOP account

It's not a we wuz if it's true, maybe if you spent a whole 2 seconds actually researching you would be able to understand this.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skara_Brae

>Plaid Cymru accepted funding from Libyan dictator Colonel Gaddafi, a longstanding activist has alleged
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/plaid-cymru-accepted-funding-libyan-11947070

Gaddafi did nothing wrong.

>Neolithic village=muh rich civilization
So Africa was also civilized?

I can't see this account lasting long but fair play.

I wasn't even addressing your point, but your tone and attack on his character.

You attack his argument through his character. It makes you look like a sperg when you're trying to paint him as one.

I may have to work at HR. Any tips for helping out lads on the down-low? Any do's and don'ts?

Fucking beautiful. We have no quarrel with Zambia, I repeat no quarrel with Zambia. Do you copy, over?

True, but Plaid are still fucking faggots and anything that smears them in the press is a good thing

>Any tips for helping out lads on the down-low?
In what way?
Be more specific and I could help but it's too wide a sphere to have any 'catch-all' advice.

You claim we didn't have civilization now you change the definition when you are proven wrong.

There is clearly no way of convincing you otherwise so i'll leave you to burn all the coal you want.

>but brown people were civilised before us!!!

And look where they are now, and how much further our European civilisations went, even prior to colonial imperialism.

From what I can gather they deal with internal disputes on 'improper' behaviour, like to recruit minorities, and are also staffed by mostly females.

>Bad actors
>Blaming the Tories for clearing up the mess caused by the last Labour Govt.

this

but he opposed the Western neoliberal system so of course NATO and the US got rid of him

Germany is so fucked.
We need another war now to sort them out.
This latest generation is too feminine.

I`m a guy and I don`t feel safe in the city, but I`ve felt like that for the last twenty years, I`ve barely gone further than the neighbouring villages and the local town in the past 20 years.

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I don't want a Brittain general on Cred Forums.

>brown people did have civilization before us though

I was talking about Africa, now you're trying to switch it to the middle east.

It's irrelevant how long it took it to come about but when it did it it wasn't because of imperialism.

If you miss the toilet when peeing how many of your people drown?

>this generation is too feminine
>i don't feel safe in a city, literally like a girl

the alt-right doublethink is here

go back to Cred Forums then

who's /jonathapie/ here?

Nah its survival instinct, you want a ranch in the hills so when the war comes, you can see those fuckers coming a long way off.

>ranch in the hills
this isn't America

Id pie your jonathan

Wasn`t Gaddafi far-left?

I didn`t say I wasn`t part of the problem senpai.
Military service should be compulsory for people who skip college desu
Either way the city is just kind of shite, at least my county`s city is.

Croft in the highlands you mean?

It sounds better than 'falling apart lodge in the Highlands'

Watched his stuff expecting some incisive, witty satire but actually it was just generic shite

The fight response is also a survival instinct.

I think the word you are looking for is 'farm', not 'ranch'.

This

Stop being an Americaboo, you're taking a heavy dosage of Americanisation.

Yeah there you go. Ideally would move to somewhere in northern america for the guns, space, lack of minorities and the reminscence of the highlands

beady

Farm implies youve got animals to tend to as part of a job. Only animals id have would be some big dogs

If neolithic=civilization then Africans were also civilized right? You're the one changing the definition.

Sorry but england is a bit crap, northern america = similar topography to scotland, less rain, and guns.

What was the cause of it then? How is it irrelevant if you say it's because of race?

I hate the people that say that we need another referendum or to block the brexit vote. That's not democratic.

cunts

he'd get stomped by May for that

The places with similar topography to Scotland don't have "ranches"

>The Era of Imperialism didn't either.
Er. Yes it did. Look at the picture again.

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As part of my job in the early 1980's, I had to complete a CPP (Certificate of Personnel Practise)

At that time Personnel departments were changing from being staff orientated to company orientated. HR now exists to protect the company more than it's workers.

Most of what you come across will be issues of absenteeism, which you will have to deal with according to company procedure (increasingly companies use something similar to the 'Bradford System' )

When it comes to 'improper behaviour' you will have to follow company guidelines, which at times will lead you to dismissing somebody that you would rather give a second chance to and it will suck but there is nothing you can do. It's happened to me on many occasions.

And YES, it is mainly staffed by women, who get some sort of power trip from it.

My only advice to somebody facing HR in an interview is Only answer the questions . . .do not ramble, you are more likely to drop yourself in the shit.

It shouldn't be compulsary.

What society needs is a telos. We have no end purpose for which to manifest ourselves. Authority derives from that, I think. What use would the military be, if it's for nothing?

Also, the military isn't venerated much by millennials. So it's rather putting the cart before the horse, I think.

Day off lads

Should I shitpost or go to the library?

When they thought they had the lead, it was:
> its the will of the people! Democracy in action!
When Brexit started to pull ahead:
> the polls must be wrong! Everyone except us are bigots! We need another referendum because we didnt get the outcome we wanted WAAAH!!!

this is why i fucking hate the dumb liberals you find at uni.

>1980's
early 1990' . . .sorry

Shitpost

>And look where they are now
not an argument.

Look where they were thousands of years before us.
>and how much further our European civilisations went, even prior to colonialism
You mean when they were conquering the Iberia,Balkans and Eastern Europe? yeeeeeee

In UK, a lodge, in France, a chalet, in US, a ranch. A fucking shed in the mountains. Whatever.

>Imperialism=colonialism
Are you retarded?

>black supremacist

exaggeration

Go to the library and shitpost

SHITPOST AT THE LIBRARY

>Whatever the fuck you're talking about=Imperialism
WE'RE the ones being colonised.

I know. That's what pissed me off. You can have democracy and accept that you may not win sometimes but you cannot have "democracy" and then say everyone else is wrong for participating in a democratic process just because you don't agree.

Have any problems at uni? Got called racist a few times though.

Shit in the library then post

>Sorry but england is a bit crap,

Computer science though? Feels like I'm beelining towards being a desk jockey

>asking me questions when you haven't proved your own original claim

>He doesn't know what imperialism is
bloody hell m8 pick up a fookin buk wey dont ya

play sport m8

He acts like London is a nation state, he can't do shit when it comes to immigration laws. Also he is a Labour member so he has no influence over Brexit decisions. May needs to show him his place!

>england is a bit crap
this land is amazing, and so is its history
saying it's crap like that implies that you're eager to be rid of it, and then go to a place derived from it

Not really. Means a former farm as well. Are you from the city?

>not an argument.

Yes is is, European civilisation has progressed quality of life many thousands of factors above all previous civilisations.

>Look where they were thousands of years before us.

No where near where we are now.

>You mean when they were conquering the Iberia,Balkans and Eastern Europe? yeeeeeee

I see, so civilisation for you means able to conquer other places militarily? Therefore the nomadic horse hordes that swept up to the gates of Rome had a civilisation to rival that of the Latin?

>Africans are banging rocks together
>Europeans are banging rocks together

>Africans are banging rocks together
>Europeans are building castles and villages

>Africans are banging rocks together
>Europeans have developed government currency.

>Africans are banging rocks together
>Europeans begin to explore the world and bring civilization to the savages still banging fucking rocks together.

>Africans what Europeans gone, they brought us all these evil hospitals and roads.
>Europeans leave and africans go back to banging rocks together and smearing shit on each other.

Im at bournemouth doing law & accounting, some dumb fucks but the economics side redpills some.
I have like 23,000 Yakarma on yikyak cus all i did in my first year was rip on feminism, BLM, nu male faggotry, start little hold outs of redpilled yakkers.

Theres a lot of hamplanets with rainbow hair though. A lot of white knight fuckboys too.

Then again im 20 but look about 24, and get told im a booky looking breh so nobody gives me shit. What about you?

off on my holz on sunday bruvs

It's almost like he want's Labour to fade into nothingness!

I have to say it or my ancestors will rape me for eternity...

Alright. Thanks. What is the Bradford System?

I think it`s time we sent the Scots to re-education camps lads.

Chinese had the GOAT civilization before they stagnated desu

shame about the commies

>t. Scot
Right?

Not sure what ancestors you're talking about. Scots were Unionists until recently.

I graduated portsmouth, sound technology. Have a friend that went to bournemouth with his sister but he failed second year like a fucking tool.

I had pretty much no SJWs but there was a couple of green party people

>pick up a fookin buk
I've got an MA in English from Durham, the number one rated English department in the UK according to the Times. I also wrote at least one A grade essay on English literature set in India specifically dealing with the politics of empire from a postcolonialist point of view. I'm obsessed with the Empire. Try again.

You only need to take the central belters, borderers and highlands are fine.

Im from glasgow originally but spent a lot of time in the highlands, and yeah had a few Yank pals growing up so took on some americanisms.

And england is the best place in the world to live by many standards, its just largely boring. Hence why everyone and their mums smokes weed. Scotland isnt any more exciting.

You understand we Scots have to say everything is crap

How do I get to Gregg's from here?

I'm getting posted at fort George in Inverness with the army, i'm from Glasgow originally.

Is there anything I should know about the highlands?

My nan likes to spout bollocks that her maiden name was Wallace, from Elderslie near Paisley, and William Wallace was Wallace of Elderslie.

I really doubt it but just in case, I do not taunt the ancestors.

The Tories will follow through on Brexit in order to keep the party from splitting while they try to reverse Blairism as much as they can from their side while Corbyn does it from his.

>makes stupid arguments
>expects me not to refute them
>memes when I do so
>Look at us now ignore our past
Can you be more cucked?
Of course it has because time=progression and we're the dominant ones.
A few thousand years ago they could've said the same about us.

>we were so superior to them
>they were able to conquer us

>nomadic hordes conquer
How old are you?
I'm not denying history all that I'm saying is that maybe there's a reason that Europeans devloped stuff before Africans that isn't muh race and If it's about race then why did brown and yellow people do it before us?

Those big hairy cows they have absolutely stink, under no circumstances try to ride on the back of them.

>Why on earth would a major High Street Bank want to advertise here?

Because banks are getting their tits squeezed these days and their margins are small. The userbase here is mostly young people - idiots who will blow their overdraft or take on credit cards and max them out etc.

It makes sense when you think about how your gran shops around to get 10p off a loaf but the YOLO generation think nothing about spunking a few hundred every month on random shite they can barely afford.

Ah nice man, what are you doing now, working or chilling?

Yeah i think the drop out rates here are like 30% first year, 50% second year, 30% last year. So many dropped out in exams, so many just didnt understand basic statistics. Oh well.

William Wallace didn't have any kids, and there is also no evidence of him having a wife until blind harry took a bribe to include a wife in his story so a family could claim they were descended from him.

>Wasn`t Gaddafi far-left?

not really, he still allowed private property and didn't ally with the USSR

Why the fuck does he think he can do this? He already said in some interview a few days ago that he can't do anything because Conservatives are in power.

What the fuck is he smoking? Theresa May will just stomp his shit.

>mfw captcha is select all boats

Still working my old part time job, building up a portfolio with a friend by doing as much freelance work that we can that's degree relevant, chilling the rest of the time. So a bit of everything.

Yeah loads of dropouts first year.

You graduated? 3rd year?

>humanities degree
>from Durham uni
pmsl

>according to the Times
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA exactly
thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings?s=english

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He`s taking a page from Sturgeon`s book, complain about things you have no control over to show your supporters you`re doing something.

wrong image sorry

Ah well in pal, im going for 63 Signals atm. Nice to see another wegie on here.

Highlands are beautiful but cold, windchill is a bitch. Get some decent insulating gloves and something like a neck warmer cus it cuts like a knife. Seen a lot of troops on training in the highlands, lots of tabbing and fieldcraft, camo in the heather and that, looks fun.

Also, DO NOT under any circumstances start walking or running towards a shaggy cow. They will think youre the farmer coming to feed them, and will charge you.

Mate, Labor is actually a right wing political group...

>What is the Bradford System?
It's a shitty method of controlling absenteeism.

It takes away common sense and replaces it with a set formula.

In the old days, you could take a reasonable excuse and treat it accordingly, for example . . . .somebody often falls 'ill' on a Monday but they play Rugby on a Sunday (and the drinks afterwards) - you could discipline that as appropriate but the Bradford System replaces that with a set menu (which is supposed to be fair) and uses a series of multipliers, it essentially takes the common sense of a Personnel employee and replaces it with a 'That's the Rules' type of excuse.

It was originally developed for the civil service (as they have high rates of absenteeism) but other companies now use it, or variants thereof.

Just google 'Bradford Factor'.

This.

BTW when will the SNPs wild overspending kill them?

Lads any good British History books on
The Union Act
British Parliamentary History
The British Empire
and anything else desu.

Not necessarily looking for one book that covers it all, would be more than happy to read a few.

Also anything on how the Left and Right in Britain were formed and the ideologies behind their formation would be fantastic.

Thanks in advance anons.

>why did brown people do it before us.

Ah yes I remember when we landed on the gold coast of africa to the men wielding ak-47s and riding in the metal horses with wheeled hoofs.

>UKIP are nazis

Aviemore is fucking beautiful though, youll be really close, good skiing all winter on the Cairns.

I can't wait to retake London with the lads.

what the fuck is that atrocity?

>Thinking Political Compass is accurate

>"DO NOT under any circumstances start walking or running towards a shaggy cow"

That's no way to talk about your mother lad.

>BTW when will the SNPs wild overspending kill them?
by 2030.

Yeah thought so. Nans gone a bit senile anyways

You're getting pathetic now.

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You're the won who refuses to accept facts, you can cure ignorance not stupidity.

You know they wanted to stay because we said that we'd veto them from joining the eu right

Ah thats cool, are you more hardware or software focused? Whats your ideal placement?

They already run a deficit higher than Greece.

Perhaps you are right, but he needs to shut the fuck up.

One of them just got charges with fraud. They seem to enjoy taking out all of their expenses then donating it to charity as if the money is theirs to begin with.

The only mp/msps who should have spending that high would be the orkney and shetland mps becusee they need to travel, even then it should be no where near that amount.

>humanities degree
You're on a humanities board.

>thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings?s=english
I don't get. Durham's top of that league too. Still. Ten years after I graduated. Mah niggas still got it.

Yeah.
The one with "Ex" in front of the SNP badge is the one being charged with Fraud right now.

I fucking hate them all.

Voted Tory/UKIP this year.

I do keep telling her to lay off the deep fried mars bars

I have a huge dick but my wallet isn't fat.

For now, anyway.

>Ex-Snp
Give it time and the fucks in charge will let her back in.

bost benis

Bit of both, would love to be in post production for sound design or foley. Did some cool shit with sensors and puredata/maxmsp too. Not as interested in that as production stuff.

currently doing some sound design for a small german indie dev team

That is the least accurate chart of anything I've ever seen.

I voted yes in 2014 and double snp this year but I really regret that, I now know why they lowered the voting age to 16. I fell for it just like a lot of other young people.

Was a day to young to vote in brexit but I would have went leave. I hope ukip stand more people up here for the next elections, I really like their policies.

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base it on political standpoint, we're living in a very politically-active time

Who else thinks Angela Rena is a quite fit desu. On daily politics right now

Thats pretty sick, desu thats how most people make their name without some mad links to the big audio engineering firms.

If you were more about the hardware id say look into AV companies, know a dude who owns one called Pixel Projects.

I got my 23andMe DNA test results back today. 100% European, over 70% UK. It feels pretty great to be confirmed white as the cliffs of Dover. Who /raciallypure/ here?

Don't they sell your info?

>Abstain from sex, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for, in their case, you are free from blame.
Qur’an 23:1-6

>Guard your chastity, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for then you are not to be blamed.
Qur’an 70:22-30

>women will be taken as captives, as slaves, yeah, women will be taken as slaves. And then, er, her master has relations with her because this is permissible in Islam, it’s permissible to have relations with a woman who is your slave
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716280/Yes-boys-sex-slaves-Outrage-British-Muslim-cleric-mosque-Cardiff-jihadis-radicalised-tells-teenagers-captives-permissible-Islam.html

>Yazidi sex slave: He said that raping me is his prayer to god.
jihadwatch.org/2015/08/he-said-that-raping-me-is-his-prayer-to-god

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

In letherhead? pretty near to me. I did do some stuff with hardware. could look at it. Thanks man.

>. I hope ukip stand more people up here for the next elections
they probably will

its also fairly easy to get people to vote for them at least once because of their policies on aiding veterans and Scotland still loves the Military.

and don't worry about youthful ignorance, everyone is an idiot at our age lad.
I'm 18 myself.

Just remember that the Scottish Tories are trash as they stand, they're just the best of the worst.

I wish I could have voted double UKIP this year.

Traced my ancestry back till before The War, literally zero non white British.

>our women might sometimes lie about rape
FTFY

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Cheers lads, but I've already decided that I'm going to fuck both then get the fuck out of there

You could play the naive card, invite them both round and explain the situation and hope for a three-way.

>that name

Probably. Didn't think of that.

Not bad, but this goes back like 25 generations.

youtube.com/watch?v=hDxNg7rdT4U

>but this goes back like 25 generations.
I think I need to go through the Church to get data that far back, don't want to use (((23andMe)))

I need to look into it.

Although I don't think there were any non white Brits in Scotland before The War.

Nobody cares about these so-called 'rape gangs'

FUCK OFF.

Thats the one, just be aware (definitely not insider info) it may be getting sold soon, however theres a lot of similar ones close by that Pixel uses their tech from. Like the people who make the conference room setups and touch control panels and all that.

t. arab

>we need to maintain levels of migration
It's like it's a competition between labour members to show who is most out of touch

Oh sweet, cheers for the headsup user. i'll start spreading myself

Fair enough. I can see why you wouldn't want them having your data. I'm still relieved to know either way though. I might not have bothered had I considered that they would use my data like that. Too late now.

>Nobody cares about these so-called 'rape gangs'
This has to be bait

You can get dna tests from goverment trusted agencies, it's usually meant for people in risky job sectors or family matters but you can use the info they send to input into a website and find you genetics there.

Which one is you?

No worries mate, always happy to help a fellow brit

this triggers me lads

You`re next, jew.

What the fuck is that

Can't wait to have a fucking howl at general election time

Fuck off you paki sympathizing lefty cuckold.

Get the fuck out of my country and take Mohammed with you.

how much does it normally cost?
and can you give me the name of any of the agencies you're talking about?

it is but its 14:26 on a rainy Wednesday afternoon so what else do we have to do?

Its good to know the bloodlines aren't diluted lad.

LITTLE
BLACK
DICKS

our future

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Usually £100 range I think, i've not looked into it too much.

gov.uk/get-dna-test

some tumblr cuck blog?

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It`s a really nice day over here, contrary to popular belief England has the best weather.

Not a Mussie but they are not really 'rape-gangs' . . .they took advantage of girls in care (many of them were 16-18) but the girls themselves were no angels and knew what they were doing.

It's happened for years and still goes on today.

super sunny here near Manchester/Stoke old chap

Its shit like this, and all the army vets i know saying theres gunna be a war, thats making me join the reserves.

>they are not really 'rape-gangs'

>Nobody cares about these so called rape gangs

>it is but its 14:26 on a rainy Wednesday afternoon so what else do we have to do?

>contrary to popular belief England has the best weather.
oh we all know that up here lad

but Scotland still has the most beautiful places on Earth.

thanks user

Enjoy it lads.

> not really rape gangs
> what is taharush

Yes. Just look at these charismatic and handsome alphas. They're not predators preying on vulnerable little children at all. Their cocks are like magnets for little children's pussies.

new thread when

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Seconded. Scotland is truly Gods country.

And when God was done making Scotland, he revelled in its beauty; its rolling glens, its quiet lochs, its bold people.

An angel came to God and said: 'But lord, how can we make one so much better than the rest?'

'Dont worry', God replied. 'Wait till you see the neighbours im giving them'

Oh my god, they're all........ MALES.

There are traitorous whore pandars among them too.