Apparently Alicia Muchado, the Venezuelan pageant queen who trump supposedly called a "fat pig", is the baby mama of a Mexican drug lord. Originally set to go on morning shows and talk shows to bash him, Clinton and her campaign have asked the shows to not host her after her cartel connections came to light.
Does anyone have the picture of two fat illegals walking down the street with obama bucks raining down?
Ryder Rivera
hehe talk shit get hit
Jaxson Carter
Bump
Jacob Carter
>Mexican drug lord >drugs >Clintons
Every Time
Jason Butler
They must never do their research before finding these people to attack Trump because it comes back to haunt them every fucking time.
Colton Richardson
R a r e
Lincoln Robinson
BTFO again, eh?
Colton Martin
I hope Alicia doesn't get depressed all of the sudden and decide to take her own life by driving her car off a ravine with a bullet through the back of her skull while simultaneously slitting her wrists. #strongertogether
Kevin James
kek Also which country? (on mobile right now, can't check)
Christopher Gomez
Fiji, rare
Joshua Lewis
Y'all were bad ass in the olympics. Fun to watch.
Kayden Jones
Before the edit. They are really trying to bury this thing.
Aaron Fisher
They're like trashbait.
Brody Gomez
Have you seen the porn pics? This gal is a real piece of work. I about died when I saw that she'd been engaged to Bobby Abreu (Astros fan).
Conservative Treehouse has a post up about her. First, the Clintons, then the 0bamas, and if Hill the Bitch worms her way into the WH, the world is gonna KNOW that America's gone to shit for good.
What a drag.
Hunter Thompson
do you even check fucking sources?
dailymail is not a fucking source. As much as I would like it to be true, tabloids are not sourced material
Cooper Thompson
She was on the today show this morning. It was their BIG story this morning and she had a ten minute interview where they fawned over her and let her bash trump
Austin Evans
yeah im retarded. the source is from an AP article.
its not tabloid.
Matthew Powell
Who needs a source??? Look at her! She IS a fat pig!
Tyler Cooper
You didn't mention her anal porn.
She does A2M like a champ.
Anthony Williams
>dailymail is not a fucking source Why?
Lincoln Price
Oh, and she admitted to being an accessory to murder - and a Venezuelan judge says she threatened to kill him.
Poor widdle murdering anal whore cartel mama got her feewings hurt when she put on 60 lbs (that was the CNN estimate) and the mean man said she had to lose weight to keep her job.
Lincoln Reed
you type her name and porn into a search engine and just about every picture is her with a hog up her asshole
degeneracy
Jordan Butler
She was in a tv reality here in spain about famous people in a FARM. Miss Piggy nickname fits so well
She even fuck a guy right there in front of the night cameras in that tv reality show.
What's most hilarious about all this is how it was clearly an attempt at a coordinated ambush - Hillary mentions her in the debate, the next day they release a big campaign video featuring her (on WaPo) and have planted stories everywhere, day after that the media tour starts.
They must have planned this for months.
Except now because of her background instead of some media masterstroke it's like Hill having a seizure live on tv and falling down and shitting herself and the diarrhea just never stops.
It's glorious.
Dylan Gutierrez
Add her to the collage.
Asher Sanchez
Why does this shit STILL SUPRISE ME. It fucking shouldn't! But it does.
Joshua Powell
She broke up with Abreu by having sex with another guy...*on television*!
Gavin Evans
The interview between her and CNN's lapdog revealed her to have an IQ of 65.
She kept saying "this happen 20 years ago so it doesn't matter"
Jack King
i wondered why her name sounded familiar lol now it makes sense why trump talked so much shit to her
Christian Gomez
Here she is winning Miss Universe 1996.
Nathaniel Johnson
And here she is 9 months later - and this is *after* she'd taken off some of the weight she put on.
Brandon Adams
Trump - instead of just firing her and letting the runner-up take over her duties - got her a trainer and helped her lose weight (even defended her to the media).
"I don't mind sucking my own shit off a guy's dick - as long as I get paid, right girls?!! Hillary is definitely the candidate for us women!"
Eli Gray
>This was Hillary'a big star witness My sides!
Oliver Smith
No fucking way. Cnn is so corrupt. They had a pun about her weight on the headline.
Oliver Stewart
Yeah, CNN didn't seem to have any problem making fun of her weight before they were on Clinton's payroll.
And they were the ones who estimated she'd put on 60 lbs.
Ryan Young
What I find funny is that yeah he called her "Miss Piggy"
BUT FACT CHECK THIS
Hillary claimed he also said a bunch of other "Deplorable" things about her to which then was met by a "oh well she said he said"
She was going to lose the crown not because of Trump, but because the establishment told her she was getting too fat. Probably off of Mexico's strict diet of adding cheese to everything.
When asked about the ordeal on cameras, her handlers (see farmers) started frantically panicking and throwing their hands in front of the camera to say the interview was over.
The Clinton Campaign decides to shit-talk Trump and try to smear his relations with women by claiming that because he's had 4 wives and because he called this one Mexican "Miss Piggy" that it makes Clinton someone who housewives can relate to. Even though her husband allegedly raped women, and cheated on her in a massive public scandal??
Not to mention this isn't even the worst thing he's said to a woman when you remember pic related. This is beyond straw-manning, this is Advanced Straw-manning. this is Advanced String Theory grasping, this warped perspective is only achievable through the lens of Bendy Straw-manning.
Now she's linked to drug lords in Mexico (a Trump talking point), you literally can't make this shit up.
Oh Cred Forums I love your sexism and hate, are you guys the 400lb hacker?
Benjamin James
Who is this Cred Forums?
Tyler Morris
Sounds like some Asian Ayn Rand slogan.
"Who is Four Chan?"
Jose Cooper
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Hudson Martinez
Say what you want but Venezuelans are honestly the masterrace of Hispanic women. Like yeah it seems that Colombians are the beauty queens of South America but lots of Venezuelans seem white almost, they just have communist potatoes running their country.
Logan Mitchell
Nice hip moves there, girl. I'd show her the 4 chan, if you know what I mean.
Jordan Baker
>she'll never fuck me
Austin Carter
>tfw will never be a ruthless central american drug kingpin that impregnates supermodels
Ryan Clark
these women look good, but are utter vapid whores. colombians are the worst.
John Reed
I live in Miami, m8. I know. I was just saying they looked good.