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Smuggies or strawmen

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Counter-signal Memes for Fashy Goys actually.

both

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Trump saying he'll endorse Hillary in the TV debate actually reminded me of this.

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Most of these don't actually alter the argument the people they lampoon give. A lot of them juxtapose typical doublethink in one image. Pic related. It's not a strawman when that's what Muslims literally say.

the face on this one is a masterpiece

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beat it muhamad

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WEW LAD
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the show must go on

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>they have no agency
li'rolly the one I use all the time

idiots dehumanize races and women while trying to defend poor behavior. it's fucking retarded.

>this argument has some merit, so i'll devalue it by strawmanning the character to say something hypocritical

Kek
Still want to MAGA though

tu quoque is too few words

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tons of these ITT are fucking terrible, you can tell ghoul didn't make them

what is the common counter to this one?
I can imagine, "but they're entirely different because those people want to be here; they love our country and our people! and most people want them here, unless you're racist"

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Nice trips, Satan.

Also, probably just another variant of calling someone racist. I don't think I've heard any left wing argument in favour of mass immigration and the problems it brings that wasn't just that, at the core. They tend to present their immigration policy as the status quo. It's "natural" immigration according to them. Following that, I've also heard the old chestnut of semantic reasoning, where if a critic does not say "mass immigration from the islamic world" but just "immigration" instead, they will childishly reason that the critic means literally ALL immigration, sometimes even tourism, and will point to the one foreign doctor working somewhere, or seasonal labour (nevermind that they undercut local workers, Mr. Socialist...).

Logically, mass immigration can't be defended, and most don't even try.

good points, thanks for the thoughtful reply. is pretty great, nonetheless.

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We've been having this discussion for a while, here. After all, two of our "alt/far right" people had to die at the hands of the left, and another one was exiled. We've at least gotten to the point where the left will admit that there's a problem (simply saying that got Fortuyn shot). But they remain vague in naming it, letting alone in how to solve it.

There is also the attitude that denying foreigners the "right" (as always, they mix up right and privilege) to immigrate here is inhumane in some way. This couples into their subconscious racism. After all, it would only be true if every place in the world was worse than here.

no fuck ghoul and fuck normiebook they're smuggies now

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Smuggies

OC here

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Here, people are now pushing the idea that there's a constitutional right to immigrate to the US.

Of course, when my ancestors did it, it was called "colonialism", and apparently I still owe people money for that.

Saved.
Nice drawning.

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Yes.

Oops, fucked the text up.

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good but maybe try to fix the text. don't equate racism with nationalism; they're not the same thing and if you do that, you're doing their job for them. maybe this instead:
>Boy, are those islamophobes and racists going to feel stupid when it turns out that the perpetrators are white men and definitely not muslims!

maybe show a hand with fingers crossed?

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It's by the Disdain for Plebs guy.

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Perfect.

Amazing

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fucking BURN. North Korea best Korea.

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>alt right
>facist
Lol
>implying a real white nationalist movement could EVER gain traction
Kys

i kek'd

It's boring

Make the text either shorter or more volatile because it's fucking impossible to get through those first two lines

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Kek

Is this Jason Unruhe?

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GET OUT OF THIS SLIDE THREAD AND GO VOTE FOR THE 2nd DEBATE QUESTIONS

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no clue

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fucking kek

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>alt right
>real
I hope you're CNN and not some newfag from reddit

>"That'll keep them voting blue," Hillary said dumping more toxic chemicals into the underground Flint water, sealing the MI vote.
>"I-i-is it really necessary to go so far?" Bernie asks, hunched over from being whipped so much. "They're innocent civilians."
>"Silence!" Hillary roared. Suddenly, a small tap as a rock hits the ground. "What was that?"
>"What-er you think you're doing, Hillary?" Jeb yells. He begins scooping the tainted water out using his guacabowles.
>"I'm leading this country to a brave new future," she says, as she motions to Bernie who stomps on Jeb's guac-scooping hand. "I think it's time you had a swim-"
>"Not so fast, globalist scum!" A high-vitality voice echoes through the cave. "Bankai! Filter no jutsu kageyoshi." A thousand water filters emerge from below and descend into the water, purifying it. "Michigan will return to its state of freedom now."
>"Alex Jones!" Hilary yells. "I thought you were controlled opposition?!"
>"Indeed," Jones says, kicking Bernie into the river. "I am. I am," he closes his eyes, and opens them with a sharingan. "I am the CONTROLLED controlled opposition." He claps his hands together without Jeb begging him to do so, unleashing a new spell which lowers the sea levels worldwide, thus dispelling the global warming myth.

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anyone got the one where they ask the guy if he wants poo in his food or something like that

EDGY

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This is literally the mindset of one of my Uni Professors

this. this right here. how fucking right on the money this one is. I follow Counter-Signal and its true strong point resides in brevity, not in the simple MS-Paint style. Yet this is something that whoever opens a new pages named "counter-signal for counter-signal memes" still doesn't get, ending up making brief essays with outdated memes nonetheless.

Lefties love to roll out those Orthodox Jews who oppose Israel as if it proves anything. Surprise surprise, their opposition is not based on tolerance, but on yet more religious bullshit. They believe there can be no Jewish state in the region until after the end-times or something like that.

nice

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this is pretty much the mindset of any average italian, that calls anyone who disagrees with him "analfabeta funzionale" (i.e. someone who suffers from functional illiteracy) while unironically only following national news like TG1 or TG2 (news channel that unironically based their reporting of the Trump-Clinton debate on the CNN poll)

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after seeing it the second time, i find it actually underrated

based Kimmy

I passed through Italy during the early years of Bush, when those PEACE (or PACE, for you guys) flags were popular. You know the ones, the rainbow flag with the word "peace" on it in all caps, because why go through the effort of making a new flag when we can just hijack the LGBT flag in order to support a country where being gay carries the death sentence?

Anyway, those flags were everywhere. But especially in the small, provincial villages where people will likely have never encountered a muslim.

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Choice

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Yeah I mean its not like there is any historical precedent for this. Oh wait...

now you sent me straight down to memory lane. which regions did you visit at that time?

Amazing graphics

i've encountered both types yesterday, and both were massive sperglords

Accurate AF

i've encountered the rigged system guy.
i was never so sure of the basement dweller stereotype than on that day

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some OC fresh off the presses

>Implying sperglords get any respect from anyone
>Implying those opinions automatically make you want to MAGA

Dunno, I was pretty young. We just went straight from the Alps through the boot, to somewhere where the ferry towards Greece leaves. Didn't see any of those flags in Greece, though.

I went to Rome a few years later, and I remember keeping count. That is, of negroes who actually seemed to be legal citizens. I counted two or three. Literally two or three negroes who weren't illegally selling counterfeit Gucci bags on some street corner and running when the Carabinieri rolls around.

>reading an article
>blablabla...manterruptions
>what?
Apparently, just like "mansplaining" there is a manterruption, what the hell has the world come to?

Where in Italy?

the one i've met was more of "i'm le centrist i'm smart xdd" flavour

he proceeded to show his intellectual superiority by making ad-hom towards anyone else involved in the discussion.

this looks like anteater senpai

Hillary with Saudi-Arabia while pandering to women all the time is also way funnier

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no li ho incontrati online, una checca isterica che si è messa a spammare foto a ripetizione in una comment section, abusando inoltre dell'uso di punti esclamativi, ed una fica di legno che usava insulti da terza elementare.

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hot off ms paint

>60%

was it somewhere around Lecce, in the far-south? or more in the middle of the country like Ancona/venezia?

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Based as fuck

Need a hillary logo version for tweets

Saved

Preferisco stare qui tra stronzi che mi mandano a morire che tra quelli che si succhiano a vicenda nei forum, le comment section possono essere interessanti ma non ci lotterei mai contro, di solito è una battaglia persa, le opinioni tendono ad essere inchiodate come manifesti innamovibili.

Chissà se il tipo numero 2 voterà il 4 dicembre.

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What the fuck does welfare queens and patreon leeches produce? Fuck you.

All over the country, as far as I recall. First started noticing them just after crossing the border.

io devo ancora informarmi autonomamente su sto benedetto referendum t.b.h

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>that doom-style art
Fucking kek

I spent way too much time on this.

>out nation

Io sono un ignorante in materia, ma siccome sto studiando diritto andremo a vedere cosa implica.

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yeah, i know.
i type too fast

i fixed it just for you

di diritto ho un solo esame nel mio corso, ma siccome a votare ci voglio andare molto meglio andarci informati

i saved it user. one day, maybe i'll even repost it. maybe you'll be there, and it'll all be worth it.

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Time well spent, in my opinion. I like how the library isnt touched

Have my favorite one of these pics

Smuggies is a good word for it

Already posted in this thread

I just went through the whole thread and I didnt see it

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my favourite smuggy

This one is fucking gold

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You're doing the lords work desu

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Some men just want to set the world on fire.

I get the feeling people have cared more about these accidents than the Prism program reveal.

Una cosa già posso dirla, in questo caso non c'è una quota da raggiungere perché passi, se votano 10 italiani e 9 dicono X, allora è X.

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Jesus christ this one is savage as fuck.

Why is it always a (((German))) who posts this kind of shit?

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they dont care about these accidents - they're just an excuse to make some noise. they're mostly angry because they can't compete economically and will live a shit life forever.

sometimes the wall of text is worth it for the payoff

Top lel

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can you cite a real example of someone being held countable for slavery?

also doesnt this doodle completely negate the entire Alt Right ideology? I mean youre basically admitting stereotypes are inherently false (which they are).

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Kek
My family and sone friends I know actually did the experiment on their kids and no one turned gay. Liberal bullshit.

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>every internet tough guy on kikebook

lol

HAWT OC FROM AN AMAZING ARTIST

Fatty Bankrupt couldnt afford his taxes so he converted to orthodox judaeism. Deal with it.

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Not necessarily "accountable for slavery" per se, but these people do exist youtube.com/watch?v=tanz1IxVpVA

I don't know about the "alt-right" angle but islam is a belief system/ideology so holding people accountable for doing things in the name of islam is okay, white people didn't do slavery in the name of the 'ideology of white people' so holding white people accountable for slavery is idiotic.

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It's funny because it's true

triggered over a cartoon drawn so poorly? holy shit

saved

>Trump using tax loopholes as a business man is why our vets are undercared for. He owes tens of millions

>But the trillions spent by obama not taking care of vets is spent responsibly

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>Fucking

>Proxy

>Leaf

That cartoon was greatly drawn ;_;

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Detailed yet simple. Clean, efficient, and funnny.

NICE

>pic unrelated, no smuggies on my phone

Nice message. The drawing is shit though.

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perfect

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Ugh, this hurts. It's been the near constant drone of the regressive left in response to the new right wing.

>oh, but they don't have any SOLUTIONS!

Yes they do! Stop mass immigration! That's their fucking solution, and it's exactly why I vote for them. Of course, ask any left wing person what to do about shitty integration of immigrants, and you'll get some vague acknowledgement that there's a problem, but that it's all white people's fault, and especially the fault of people who are against immigration. So their solution is to fuck over the only people who are even talking about the problem.

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>library is untouched

>blacks actually believe this

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saved famalamalamalamalamalamalamalam

fucking choice

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This one is my very favorite.
>arbitrary frame
>a priori
so perfect

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pretty much this

Fashy goy memes use the argument that these people actually use in social media, leftoid memes are summed up by "LOL YOU DUMMIES LMAOOO OMG "

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Fucking top

Shitlib trying so hard to make memes...

don't lose heart guys supporting the global establishment against the people will eventually become edgy and transgressive if you try hard enough

how many layers of irony are we on right now?

>everyone is equal even though some groups can successfully oppress others and invent everything consistently throughout all history and I believe that because I am predisposed to side with underdogs so my emotions win

(You)

What if it's not pseudo-science though ?

brother, we're past the point of no return.

here's your (you), CTR

i know CTR is related to to hillary but what does the acronym stand for exactly?

Fuck, I hate this one because I was that guy once

reminder that you can't reason with shitlibs

Correct the Record

Correct The Record. They are paid shitposters, like Hillary's very own JIDF.

Hahaha solid

thanks m8s

Correct The Record
It's a clinton pac that pays employees to shill on internet forums, they've been especially active on reddit and Cred Forums lately
You can tell them apart easily thou

How is this wrong? I've yet to see a single decent one of these from lefties.

>pleasebewhite
every time.

Amazing, this needed to be made

he's implying that because SJW's are blatantly retarded you should instead settle for the light-version of marxism that's slightly less abrasive and anti-white/anti-male/anti-family/anti-west

But in reality what happens to most of these leftoids who realize that SJW's are and always were full of shit is they start down the rabbit hole and after a period of time they come out far-right and never return

That's why it's a shit meme, because that's not a real scenario

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Fuck so accurate down to the fucking mustache

/kikebook

there's no H in the "wew"

He's a whiny faggot who banned me when I BHTFO

kek.

All those atheist podcasts were more relevant in the early 2000s, but now that atheism is spreading very fast in America it feels kinda pointless now.

kek get fucked leaf

What was Operation Wetback?

>I would regret not caring about who runs my country
Not really, nothing would change for me
>Go to work
>Pay taxes
>Have children
>Die
The colour of the tie of the guy in charge doesn't effect me.

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Is CTR based out of Canada?

so in the scenario where hillary wins, tons of rapefugees flood in, and civil war 2.0 starts you wont regret that trump wasn't in charge?
sure thing pal

Haha, yes, like those Marxists on Reddit who will bitch about considering the AntiFa to be "extremists", and then they continue arguing with a straight face for exactly the same shit the AntiFa wants. But they are the moderate ones, because they will just get the police to enforce their laws instead of a bunch of brownshirts. And those brownshirts do have the right to protest, whereas a right wing group does not, of course.

And that's all the choice you have: Radical left, literal communists. Social democrat left, literal socialists with the same ideology as the commies, but less prone to violence. Christian "centre" parties that see islam as a brother religion. Fiscally right wing (but only for big business) and socially nothing "right wing" lap dog parties... aaaaaaaaaaand... the far right. And that's it. That's European politics in a nutshell.

ITALIAN

this is great

I want Trump to win, but at the end of the day it won't mean anything. Congress will still be full of the people it has always had. Short of a massed revolution or military coup resulting in all the central government being exiled or put to death nothing of importance will change.

>Trump tries to build wall
>Congress refuses to fund it
>Trump tries to kick out illegals
>Congress refuses to vote on any law doing that

Beyond that I live in Tennessee, my vote is literally worthless. By the time the primaries reached my state the candidates for each party were decided, for the general election my state will be red regardless of which way I vote.

on phone, but if someone made a smuggie with the dual idea of
>"fuck the cops killin blacks they dindu nuffin, black lives matter, RIP charlotte, hands up dont shoot"
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>"why the fuck is trump sayin that blacks get killed walking down the street what a racist honkey why would he ever say such a thing"
that'd make my life

Fuckin' hell, that's one of the best ones I've ever seen.

Well done, user

thanks for the insperation

>hillary wins
>appoints 3+ supreme court justices
>new SJW supreme court decides hate speech is illegal
>SJW supreme court decides school should teach all kids homosexual practices
>SJw supreme court decides all schools and neighborhoods must have lots of googles
>SJW supreme court decides home schooling is illegal
>SJW supreme court decides second amendment was just for bants
>SJW supreme court decides gun confiscation is necessary
>SJW supreme court prosecutes hare speech and siezes children from "abusive families" that promulgate hate speech and gives them to homosexual couples to raise
>supreme court decides hate speech criminals should be denied visas...

Yeah you'll never notice the difference between Trump and Hillary

I love the little China button.

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>SJW supreme court decides school should teach all kids homosexual practices
I don't give a shit, I graduated school a long time ago, besides you should be raising your kids to instill morals.

>SJw supreme court decides all schools and neighborhoods must have lots of googles
I have literally no idea what the fuck you are talking about

>SJW supreme court decides home schooling is illegal
Okay, I sent my kids to private schools anyway

>SJW supreme court decides second amendment was just for bants
Gated community, I don't own or need guns

>SJW supreme court decides gun confiscation is necessary
See above

>SJW supreme court prosecutes hare speech and siezes children from "abusive families" that promulgate hate speech and gives them to homosexual couples to raise
Since I don't broadcast my opinions this doesn't effect me

>supreme court decides hate speech criminals should be denied visas...
This effects me even less than anything else mentioned. I don't give a shit who doesn't get visas, Indians in the US have the highest per capita income of any ethnic group and most people on Cred Forums masturbating to moving to Trump's America are probably lower or working class people.

Do you ever wish is white and not black just because that way there wont be any chimp out?

Same for Nihilists
Because fuck having a coherent belief in anything. At least Communists believed in something.

If the president has no support from his own party he really is just a figurehead, between congress and the supreme court an unpopular president is powerless. Of course veto has its uses but if the president's own party is against him the law will be forced through anyway by congress, plus the supreme court could simply state that the law is unconstitutional. Honestly I almost support Clinton because watching the Republican party collapse would at least be fun.

The best ones by far

The entire world burning can't disturb an Autistic NEET: the post

nose is too small

That's me pizzafag. Voting Trump.

Saved, classic case of cognitive dissonance.

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best i can do in 5 minutes

hit the nail right on the spot. Fuckfaces who think they're something better deserve to be shat in the face on live tv.

Uh oh someone hasn't done their research. The UN is a great example and that was just yesterday.

it's even more glorious than i imagined :'^) thank you so much

>The world burning
>Baw some brown more brown people moved to Detroit, Atlanta, and Camden!
Even if it did effect me why the fuck should I care? At the end of the day my life is 99.9% the same, either way I will work, either way I will pay retarded taxes, and either way I will die. The only difference is I hear more news about gays in bathrooms and mass shootings or suicide bombings in inner cities.

>They will teach kids to be gay
>Home schooling is illegal
Well my kids graduated so why should I care?

>No more guns
>Just for reminder no more guns
If I don't own guns why should I care? The idea of the people rising up against the government in the modern day is retarded. Not because of "muh jet fighters and muh nukes" but because the average gun owner is just obsessed with protecting their house from niggers or hunting, not actually protecting their constitutional rights. When people try to stand up for their rights and the government guns them down there is no widespread reaction beyond "Ha look at those fucking lunatics."

>But your free speech
Which I never bother to use

Other people might care, but I sure as fuck don't see a reason to care. The common man loves a tyrant anyway, its why Caesar and Napoleon are both national heroes instead of the men like Brutus or Cincinnatus. Its why Obama can have a US citizen assassinated without a trial and the common response is just "he was a terrorist." Its why both candidates agree that people on a secret government list can be forbidden from buying guns despite the fact that known terror suspects are often NOT on those lists and very few people even raise an eyebrow or actually promote both candidates as finally having some logic.

love that egyptian crucifix.

>mfw black people actually wear that shit IRL
>mfw they really think they were kangs and qangs.

youtube.com/watch?v=E5FLMVKiUlc

o-oo-hooooo

i hate this fucking bitch, and i hate that my tax money is going to support her in my city. Birmingham literally looks like the shithole she fled from. i cant believe this is where i was born. i hope every one of them gets shot


youtube.com/watch?v=2lmzJ21tun0

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkert_van_der_Graaf
First time im reading about this, aqua fresh bro. Why are leftists so violent?

senpai congress just overrided obamas veto for the 9/11 bill

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it's a parody account. you don't actually think north korea is on twitter, do you?

>for a bit

They're usually annoying like anarchists and vegans.

>One is somehow better than the other

they fucking say he's not even a billionaire
>hey guys, turns out trump is fucking POOR!

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY

I'm so sorry.

Sheeeeit.

No you fucking new fag
Like said, they are Counter Signal Memes for Fashy Goys

probably been posted already

>tfw you share the same name

Here's another who shares the same name. Coincidence?

I find it amusing how that mindset has become so common that when I tell people I'm the inverse they don't know how to react.

fug am i cursed or something

Smuggies it is

let us exploit your generocity and altruism and act all tough the song

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