George: This debate stuff doesn't seem so hard. Jerry: Oh yeah? George: Sure! You shake some hands, you find dirt on your opponent - "I" could run for president! Jerry: *Jerry responds sarcastically* Yeah, I'm sure you would get a LOT of votes... George: What, you don't think I could do it? *George starts to snap his fingers enthusiastically* I'd be lightin' up the entire country with blue, BABY!
[Jerry rolls his eyes. The debate topic shifts to Cyber attacks on the US.]
Trump: "It could be somebody on their bed who weighs 400lbs!" George: What kind of a disgusting slob would you have to be to do something like that? *Snorts and then hasitly chews his potato chips* Jerry: *A look of concern draws across Jerry's face* Disgusting...Overweight...Computers..... George it couldn't be....
[The scene cuts to show a picture of a computer screen, with Pepe the frog being uploaded onto a Democratic email server. It pans out to show Newman on his bed.]
Newman: Correct this record, Hillary....*Starts laughing manically and mashing keys* HEHEHEHEHEEH.......
[The scene transitions back to Jerry.]
Jerry: NEWMAN!
[Roll credits, play funky bass line]
Skippidy bip bop.
Evan Stewart
go on roo-fucker
Elijah Wilson
kek
Daniel Ramirez
>And what's the deal with black people? >They're not black, and they're not people! >Come on!
Jace Edwards
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Carter Myers
>George: This debate stuff doesn't seem so hard. >Jerry: Oh yeah? >George: Sure! You shake some hands, you find dirt on your opponent - "I" could run for president! >Jerry: *Jerry responds sarcastically* Yeah, I'm sure you would get a LOT of votes...
Nailed the writing here.
Kayden Baker
Bwahahahaha
I should rewatch Seinfeld
Easton Perry
10/10
Jordan Sanders
Some of my other work, enjoy
Ryder Miller
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Luke James
>Jerry becomes agitated by her article, leans forwards and attempts to rip it in half. >He struggled for a moment before rolling his eyes, then turns it 90 degrees and rips it successfully. My sides
Evan Hernandez
I'm glad you enjoyed user
Ayden Sanchez
I actually remember this one. You've really got a knack for Seinfeld writing.
Adrian Hall
Thank you, I'm a pretty big fan of the show.
Ethan Watson
I can visualize it perfectly, that's exactly how they'd do it.
Christopher Thomas
God damn, I gotta watch some Seinfeld now.
Logan Adams
But what if Senfeld in current year?
Hunter Jenkins
Couple of grammatical errors in this one but whatever
I'm a big fan of Larry and Jerry - they are brilliant writers.
>777
Shadilay
Jayden Nguyen
good stuff OP, gonna go watch some Seinfeld now
Jonathan Baker
The entire point of this one should be George trying to come up with stupid schemes to become a productive citizen while doing nothing at all, and Frank reveals the whole ruse at the end because he made a stupid mistake.
Image Jerry and George talking, and he mentions what she said. Jerry: So you'd have to get a -- George: I know, don't say it! Jerry: a job! Jerry: Maybe you can knock out the paperboy and set yourself up in that field. George: Hey, Jerry, maybe you're on to something! Jerry: Women don't want Paperboy George. George: What I mean is.. Jerry: They don't want any kind of George. George: What if, check this out, I got 10 crappy part time jobs. That should make it equal to 1 really good job. Women have logic, don't they, Jerry?? Jerry: Do you? George: *thinking* Hmm, but with 10 jobs, I'd have to really work hard to figure out how to not work, 10 times over.
