What the FUCK just happened

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somebody posted proof the presidential debated was rigged

then (((they))) shutitdown

I don't know, I was in a meeting.

Meme overdose.

It's the new thing amongs the kids these days but they just don't see the danger.

Bag him and tag him, I'll call the parents.

Really? Any Screencaps?

i hate when Cred Forums's down because its literally all I do all day

Wew almost got cancer from 8gag, servers came back just in time

literally not any better than a nigger

Same here fampai

same m8

Unlike a nigger my life will be on track before the year end.

Clintons, they did it.

that shit happens way too often. fucking hiroshimoot

youtube.com/watch?v=3XSuG5aCFGs

Sure it will, sure. Just like last year. And year before that. Also year before that. You keep telling that to yourself champ.

I just got out of work and was looking forward to a heavy dose of shitposting and dank memes before bed.

That's what I realized
>Cred Forums is down
>mfw have nothing to do for 2 hours

>kept refreshing
>it'll be back any second now!

I just turned 18 and I have a job lined up for me and school come spring.

Quit projecting, loser.

Server maintenance I think

learn finnish and you never feel alone

samesies

Same. Someone post some crazy shit?

For me it was:

Cred Forums
Cred Forums
Cred Forums
Cred Forums

/ck/ and /gif/ was still good.

>Cred Forums

Necklace yourself.

what happen?

I only post Serra Silverman nudes on there and call her a fridge. Get banned for weeks at a time!

Just the monthly NSA update, nothing to worry about :^)

Do you think any of your guys' posts got flagged in the scan?

I hope I'm safe... fuck..

Some boards where down for like 30min twice.

>Not enjoying all art.

Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums checking in

I feel sorry for your mother.

No it won't..why? Because you used the n-word. Shows you are a loser for life.

It's almost 5 in the morning here, I should really get to sleep now.

but i need to keep refreshing for dank memes.

This.
On my bus ride to uni I always browse Cred Forums for an hour. I saw it was down and literally couldn't think of another website I wanted to go on, so I just sat there.

This makes me wanna laugh so hard. You must be new here.

I wasn't sure why it was fucked, I just assumed it's the service in the cinemas

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Here friends have a dank meme!

post it

I can't stand knowing it's down. I wish I had been doing something else and not noticed.

Hard to prove that, although watching the video sure gives a "something is fishy" feeling

>tfw I have barely anything to do at my job and literally get paid to sit around and shitpost all day

>tfw washing your niglets on an sunny sunday

feels good man

Fug, I'm in the bus on my way to uni right now.

my sides are in orbit

FUCK I WAS AWAY FOR FIFTEEN MIN WHAT DID I MISS?

I started skipping leg day to shitpost
Now I don't go to the gym at all
Now I even shitpost at work

Cred Forums addiction will make you fat and retarded, don't let it happen to you!
Pretty sad that I have to go online to talk with other men, all my friends and fellow bar patrons are completely shit. I think Shlomo wants us atomized.

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>tfw theres nothing you want in life that power or money can buy
>tfw theres nothing you even want out of life

I wake up, come here to spend time, then go to sleep

What did you go and see, senpai

that sounds like a sad existence, maybe try hiking or someshit? at least try something else as well.

We need to reevaluate our lives.

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>We need to reevaluate our lives.
What lives, cristofag?

>oh Cred Forums is down
>i guess I'll shitpost on Cred Forums
>oh, Cred Forums is down too
>i guess I'll shitpost on Cred Forums
>oh, Cred Forums is down too
>i guess I'll shitpost on Cred Forums
>oh Cred Forums is down too
>maybe Cred Forums is working now

/r9k/ was up but regretted going there...

Don't get dirt on me or my wife's son ever again!

The collective meme magic of the board was drained to be used. Check em

for me it was just Cred Forums down
rest of Cred Forums or at least Cred Forums, /vg/ and some others were up

If there was ever a pictuer that summed up /r9k/ and Cred Forums... It'd be this.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary

Warrant canary is off the front page, spread the news, try to figure out what caused it.

Praise KEK

Same here. And Cred Forums wasn't "down" persay, it was just empty, ie all the buttons and UI and such functioned there were just 0 threads.

holy fuck

Brie larson would be a total QT with blue eyes

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Is this a ruse? Please explain

Basically when a site thinks it's gonna be issued a warrant to plunder it's data it puts up a tell then when the warrant is issued they take down this tell which doesn't explicitly violate the NDA or whatever it's called with criminal offences
So whoever's running the show wants us to know shit is being watched, recorded, and handed over to someone.
I've been lead to believe that this caused it, depending on how conspiracy theory you want to go
m.imgur.com/gallery/WxsAR

guys... GUYS... this could be HUGE
The warrant canary, the cryptic apology, the wipe of Cred Forums...
Can anyone confirm if any threads persisted through the wipe? Were there any threads that existed both before and after? And how long was the outage for? I noticed it roughly 3 hours 15 min ago when I went to take a shit at work. Cred Forums was back when I next checked about 20 min ago.

Cred Forums had one of these? For how long? Hasn't the site been taken down before?

What I do in a Cred Forums blackout
>Watch a documentary on some general topic of interest
>watch conspiracy videos and read conspiracies
>play Nintendo 64
>eat something
Just find some other shit to do instead of repeatedly clicking refresh

It has happened before, essentially what they do is take a "screenshot" of all the threads then take down Cred Forums for the data collection, supposedly the servers were handed over to the Feds in 2006 by moot, so who knows how long this has been going on.

You've been Skinnered!

Keep pressing that button. Maybe something nutritious will pop out.

See my post It wasn't a blackout for me it was a wipe Can anyone else confirm?

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i can
i don't know shit about computers so i just brushed it off
i wasn't getting errors or that screenshot of the front page just 0 threads

Left out maturation

I dunno but literally when I opened this thread the first messages were wiped before my eyes. I mean I was reading the first, longish message by some nip about a wipe and then it changed to this argie message about a shutdown.

Weird.

I never bought any of those theories though, they seemed illogical because at the time Cred Forums didn't have the kind of influence to warrant such an involved plot, and there was no evidence other than autists conjecturing.

But now with the election and media attention to Cred Forums and everything, it makes sense. The apology adds right into this.

2008 to be exact.

>tfw see massive shill front hammering Cred Forums immediately after debates
>remember shills used to raid us for around a week before giving up during the primary debates
>decide to leave the site for around a week until it cools down
>tfw came back the next morning

Cred Forums is my real waifu

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They inserted more botnet code to the site.
That's usually what happens when the servers go down.

Despite your impressive digits, this is tinfoil tier bullshit and you know it. Nobody in power gave two shits about Cred Forums until relatively recently.

Why is no one else talking about this?