Are you a 400lbs hacker?

Are you a 400lbs hacker?

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Nope. I'm actually about 170 lbs and 15% body fat. I will fucking crush you.

I figured the alt-right would be mostly scrawny

What is this?

Nah, I'm just 300lbs!

155 lbs
*flex*

No, I'm actually 401 lbs, but don't pity me. I make 130k a year flipping patties, and am currently slamming ass all around town.

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No, I'm a 230lbs hacker who dropped 6 lbs in a week.

>tfw 150lbs skiddie

Which one of you is the systems administrator known as 4 Chan?

I'm 215lbs and only slightly more tech literate than a normie.

Fatass

>Le Cred Forums is a bunch of losers!

If that's the case then why are Hollywood Jews so fucking scared of us?

No I am a 130 lb willowy twink with a job and perfect hygiene

165lbs, 10% body fat, lift 3 times a week, martial arts 2-3 times. Come at me all you athletes and alphas on the left.

260lbs here

Holy shit this triggers me. American media should fuck themselves.

Burgers, deus kek, when?

We hurt their feelings

Do you work at Wendy's too?
There are So many well paid, well endowed, gentleman Wendy's chefs on this board

>170lbs
>crushing anything

I can't believe this is real

Thanks for this buddy.

Yes but I also have a 9 inch dick and make €1 500 000 a year

Jimmy Kimmel really let himself go...

Absolutely.

Me on the left btw.

Because they know we know their tactics.

And they know we do it better than they do.

Checkmate Jews.

We the Jews now.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Cred Forums is the spirit of the world, the unspoken truth, and that's why they fear us, because they know how powerful the truth is when it pierces their armor of lies

Because we do not care when they call us losers.

Are they really trying to push this "the alt-right hates Trump now because they called him fat" thing? He calls people fat all the time.

160 master race here.

I was with Trump until he insulted us our most ardent supporters in this most unforgivable of ways. I guess he's just an offensive bigot after all. This really jangles my neurons and makes me think..... Damn..... guess I'm a HillShill now. #ImWithHer #DeportDrumpf #DeportHate

Im 5' 5" 305 Built like a fucking bull. Ill kick your ass pussy

no i am 130 lb and also a trans

I don't understand this either. It's like they're fighting literal strawman at this point.

seriously this election is the biggest shitshow ever. i think i am done with politics

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>being under 200lbs
>believing you're a man

lol

also
>Sudenly its ok to body shame
ebin, why are liberals such cunts contradicting themselves on every occasion?

Looks like Phil Margera

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>they think this is insulting to us

they believe in the

>le "fight fire with fire" maymay

Its a meme you dip

fucking lmao

I actually am, I'm not sure how I feel about being singled out

well they still "trigger" half of their own since a lot of left is fat as fuck

183lb as of this morning after I took a shit.

Training for a triathlon at the end of October. 14/88 lads.

It's actually Bam.

>Did I do that?
>soon...

Someone had to take the original image, and add those captions before making the poster. Why didn't the just use the original? Now they just look like they have no clue what they're doing.

85 kg in proper metrics.
187 lb in backwards measurements.

They're taking all of our best material

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>they think we are as thin-skinned as they are

lmao is this real

Is this fucking real? Are we entering the age of prime time frogposting?

Now he can ease back into the guy that had common sense at a time. Sadly he won't, Crying about the lion was the end for me.

>Height correlates with weight
>Claims to be a 170lbs

At like what, 5' 7"? The only thing you intimidate is your mom when you punch your walls.

I am the notorious 400 pound frog hacker of the Cred Forums

>I am the notorious 400 pound frog hacker of the Cred Forums

>you will see a comedy series based on this website and this damn frog in your lifetime

Really makes me cringe.

kek exists.
check em.

more like peak pepe

Epic miss

numerals say YES

Little do they know that Cred Forums has been built on 13 years of taking pride of what this video shows

110 LBS, 5'10"

And no, gosh, is this like really for real who they serious think we are? Gotta be some faggy attempt at an insult like something off an oldschool schoolyard, somethinerother

Thank you mr skeletal

top bantz

Jesus christ man. eat a fucking steak or something.

*Raises paw*

Me-ow! :3

>5'10
>110lbs
We've got a survivor here I guess the holocaust was real

i'm 75kg and can't program for shit

How long before Youtube deletes that video for fatshaming?

>someone is scared of us
Kek'd sensibly

Yeah. I'm a hungry skeleton.

this guy has super short arms, he can barely reach his waist

Switch pepe the frog to the 400 lb "LOL 2CAT" meme guy

We need to meme shift with the winds

We're definitely going to need a youtube hero here.

lmao those posters. Where can I buy a Pepe poster?

I thought it was actually kind of funny and the aut-right getting really butthurt about it is cringy

What even is this election

>tfw hacking DNC files and taking down The Globalist Establishment Puppet Hillary Clinton from a bed

Is Trump using oldfag memes to win the whitehouse?

I can't wait for the /d/ episode.

Bazinga!

It is funny. But what's even more funny? Pretending to be tumblrina and crying about fatshaming and getting it removed because the left wanted to virtue signal by repeatedly reporting it.

>Pretending to be tumblrina and crying about fatshaming and getting it removed because the left wanted to virtue signal by repeatedly reporting it.

thats just being a butthurt faggot though.

6'0 175lbs

Same, and even I know I'm too fat. Replace with muscle.

>tfw only 395lb

>not eating burgers

>mfw literally eating a burger right now

>not being able to bench twice your weight
>man

MOLLETJE

MOLIE MOLIE MOLIE MOLIE

>everyone that still is or was a newfag
>and lurking here for years on have proly bettered themselves in one way or more

I'm on that ten to life sentence here and I'm in better shape then I have been before

Basically this

120 lb hacker reporting in, my workouts include running 12+ miles a day and 300 pull ups
Skeleton life is hard senpai

This is the normies counter offensive they're attacking us back!!!

The Pepe economy is booming.

Pepe is mainstream?
Cred Forums is main stream?

>traditionalism out of chaos is mainstream.
>holocaust 2 when?

165lb drum/motorcycle operator. Part-time trump agent.

I still remember when we were jobless basement virgins that masturbated to anime. Being a hacker seems like an upgrade

>hacker
It's fucking cracker, you mongoloid news journalist.
A. CRACKER.

USE PROPER TERMS YOU RETARDS
USE THEM

No just a tall skinny lanklet

Liberal doublethink guidelines prevents this video from being scrutinized. In fact, it will be promoted on the front page for several days and given a 300% curve in upboats.

Yes

How is Jimmy "Man Show" Kimmel Seth "Jon Stewart Light Myers and Cobert still on the air

Step up your game mah ginger.

Post your tiny tits. I'm assuming no male weighs 120 lb.

lay off the burgers

Jimmy Kimmel. Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.