COMEY HEARING THREAD VI

question

is comey required by law to know sertain things regarding his job? these "i dont know" " i dont remember" makes me question that perhaps there is such thing written down somewhere

perhaps such laws can be found somewhere on the internet?

lets hope trump wins and sends these corrupt asshole right to the gas chamber

COMEY TRIGGERED AS FUCK

I'm still shaking from the final "I don't remember" from the Chaffetz portion.

Jesus Christ that was slimey.

>I DON'T REMEMBER
>I DON'T REMEMBER
>I DON'T REMEMBER
>I DON'T REMEMBER
>I DON'T REMEMBER

I RECOGNIZE THE CONGRESSMAN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, MR GOWDY

He looks evil but seems like a good guy

are you allowed to wear coats in prison?

Comey getting BTFO?

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

Phoenix Wright tier happenings.

why are there always random waifus in the back looking slightly miserable

who here is /spicy/

The only chance to catch Comey on lies is to get under his skin

>move up in the chain

AND GET WHO

FUCK I'M MAD

Can anyone link/upload a backed up version of this committee?

I DONT CONTROL THE UNIVERS LIKE (((THEY))) DO

Comey is cracking

>Admitting he lied

WHAT THE FUCK

>HE LIED TO AN FBI AGENT

AND THEY GAVE HIM IMMUNITY

IT WAS JUST BEFORE GOYIM

Bury some guns and ammo Americans, this'll be a rough one.

>happens all the time
>all
>the
>time
We need to lynch these people

Comey getting btfo right now

I just got here, what did I miss folks?

I recognize the congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

Jesus Ratcliffe.
BTFO CORMEY

Public gassing plz

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

MISREMEMBERING? HUHHHHH

what the fuck is he talking about? its ok to lie to an fbi agent? since when?

I recognize the congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

No, no

>whachu want senpai?
>gimme the Crown Prince of Bhutan

Combetta's immunity should be violated? Holy shit this is huge.

>dude i forget lmao
>dude i misremembered lmao

>i'm confused and misremembering

>MISREMEMBERING

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA

COMEY FALLING APART
COMEY FALLING APART
COMEY FALLING APART

Dude legit says "I dont remember"

fuck outta here

Can we get a greentext of highlights?

Ratcliffe is my hero

I don't think that's right.

>cultural appropriation

CAMPAIGN OVER

Comey confused and misremembering AGAIN.

Wow, just wow

Comey has been getting BTFO all day

NO EVIDENCE
I DONT REMEMBER

>MISREMEMBERED IT

DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE HOW HIS EYES AND BROWS WIDEN?!

Comey using the same strategy as Lynch expect that he's not saying : thankyou for bringing this important issue

CORMEY IS FINISHED
HOW CAN HE EVER RECOVER

Damn, this Ratcliffe guy is pretty based.

>tfw confused and misremembering

"IM CONFUSED AND MISREMEMBERING"

HOW MANY TIMES IS HE GONNA SAY IT

>DID HE LIE BEFORE OR AFTER THE IMMUNITY AGREEMENT?

Comey: ugh no it was before!

>NO WE HAVE EVIDENCE HERE THE INTERVIEW WAS CONDUCTED AFTER

kek, the roast

Goddamn, Ratcliffe

I'm gonna have to move to vote for this motherfucker

God damn this is pathetic comey should be tried for treason

I can't seem to recall what happened.

RAT CLIFFER
RAT CLIFFER
RAT CLIFFER
RAT CLIFFER

I RECOGNIZE THE CONGRESSMAN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, MR GOWDY

RATCLIFFE IS ON FIRE

>I'm confused
>I'm confused
>I'm confused
>I'm confused
>I'm confused
>I'm confused

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

HE LIED AND GOT IMMUNITY.

IMMUNITY GRANTED IN FALL 2015

CONTRADICTED WHAT HE SAID IN MID 2016

COMBETTI BROKE THE DEAL AND HE STILL UPHOLDS IMMUNITY

RATCLIFFE WITH THE BIG HITS

>APPLE

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

NO EVIDENCE HILLARY CLINTON COMMITTED CRIMES EVEN THOUGH SHE CUT AND DRIED DID

FUCK THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY

>destroyed with a hammer

top kek what a fraud Clinton is

That's going full v& mode

Does this committee have the power to slap cuffs on this corrupt fraud?

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

Seriously?

>misremembering

BTFO

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>I am confused and misremembering

>mr ratcliffe found dead with 17 cyanide pills shot into the back of his eyeballs. it was suicide.

RIP ratcliffe

Ratcliffe is a rap god.

how is phoenix wright?

these hearings make me want to play it more and more

did i miss rowdy gowdy guys

HOLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIT

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

HE WENT IN

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

CAN CONGRESS DO FUCKING _ANYTHING_? IT SEEMS THEY ARE EXTREMELY POWERLESS.

Greetings Chairwoman Clinton. How might we serve the Communist Feminist Collective of America today?

see

IT'S GOTTA BE ILLEGAL TO WRECK SOMEONE THIS HARD

OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE

RATCLIFFE is btfo'ing Comey so hard right now

RATCLIFFE IS NOW KNOWS AS

EL YUCATECO

She is fucking cute

I hope she was the insider in the last hearing

>HAMMER

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

RATCLIFFE IS RIPPING HIM A NEW ONE

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

>Comey forgets everything all the time, or cannot answer. or will not answer.
>Dems ramble about irrelevant BS to sidetrack.

There. You're up to speed.

B T F O

If you need Cred Forums to explain what's happening to you, you're too retarded for politics. Please don't vote.

CORMEY REKT

REKT

JIOFBUI(OFGBNOUINEF)I

HE FUCKING KILLED HIM

I RECOGNIZE THE CONGRESSMAN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, MR GOWDY

>OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
>B
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Fuckkk FBI BTFO

>we don't have that lmao

What the fuck is wrong with your justice system Amerifats

Fucking hell

Ratcliffe just said that Combetta lied to the FBI AFTER the immunity agreement which would violate it. In other words, he should have no more immunity.

RIP MR RAT

I RECOGNIZE THE CONGRESSMAN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, MR GOWDY
Death to traitors!

Has Gowdy gone yet?

Comey still flustered after getting his ass raped by Gowdy

I thought owning niggas like this was fucking illegal

BASED RAT GOD
>BASED RAT GOD
BASED RAT GOD
>BASED RAT GOD
BASED RAT GOD

CHAFFTEZ GOING IN FOR A ONE-ON-ONE WITH RATCLIFFE!

ITS OUR FAVORITE NERD HERE TO GEEK OUT

Lol IT congressguy

YEP

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK
THIS RATCLIFFE GUY
10/10

They ran out of dems?

It has been corrupted and politicized by the left.

WHO IS THE WORSE GOOGLE?

>VOTE
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>VOTE
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>VOTE
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look at this toad

Is this the geeky guy?

>"Treason"

FarenTOLD Status:

>Pending

Get ready...

>Unbelieveable Harry Potter and his QT Background Slut

REOPEN
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based good ol boy from texas

THIS STINKS

From what I understand, they basically are.

>these are the alphabet agencies watching us
All you bad goys better watch out

What is the purpose of this hearing? what will come of it?

This motherfucker needs to hang.

Corruption everywhere at the highest levels

HE WAS ROWDY

is he /our/ guy?

MOVE OUT THE WAY, PEASANTS, HERE COMES BASED FARENTHOLD, OUR RESIDENT CON/g/RESSMAN

WOW, IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE ELECTED A CHICAGO POLITICIAN TO THE PRESIDENCY

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED SUCH AN OUTCOME

if somebody deletes 3000 emails they no longer exist.
so it's impossible to have a reaction on them, since things that no longer dont exist dont exist.
that is my reaction to it. thank you mister congressman.

nice system we have isn't it

>this shit be treason, yo!

-Honorable mr Gowdy, half an hour ago

Ratcliffe gave Comey the biggest roasting IMO

Gowdy was tame. But Chaffetz threw evidence in Comey's face and the last guy nailed him even more. Its evident: Hillary knew all along and Comey will be done soon.

Nope, these hearings are 100% pointless, they literally can't do anything

God willing

>It's hard for me to react to things you don't have

He may as well just say "neener neener"

You're watching the political major leagues britbro.

DELETE EVERYTHING!! WE LIVE IN A FACT BASED WORLD!! WE DON'T REACT TO THINGS WE DON'T HAVE!

CHRIS FARLEY LIVES!

>IN FACT
>THE STANDARD
>IS GROSS NEGLIGENCE

It's not obstruction of justice if its deleted - t. Comey

JUST GOT HERE WHAT DID I MISS?

COMEY'S ABOUT TO BE IN A WORLD OF HURT

>there's no evidence

>you allowed literally ALL the evidence to be deliberately destroyed

>uhh... yeah so?

PUT ON YOUR BEST FACE FOR THE NORMIES

he's pretty fucking awesome

I would consider his trading card the best one to have

It must be the burger gene

The indictment Comey

It seems like ad-hominem-central.

FACT BASED WORLD
>FACT BASED WORLD
FACT BASED WORLD
>FACT BASED WORLD
FACT BASED WORLD
>FACT BASED WORLD
FACT BASED WORLD
>FACT BASED WORLD

NO WE FUCKING DONT WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THE TRUTH AND THE FACTS ARE SNUFFED AND DROWNED OUT WITH MUH RUSSIAN HACKERS AND MUH RACIST TRUMP

I can't do this anymore Cred Forums I can't handle not being able to have control of this shit

>I was a very aggressive prosecutor

WAS, YOU TRAITOR

BASED HOLDINFARTS

Is mister Farenthold the famous 400lb hacker?

Can it be ANY MORE OBVIOUS that Cucked Comey is in Clintons pocket? That the commity is not laughing their ass off hearing his "answers" blows my mind. I'd be fucking pissing myself if i were there.

everything, rewind 20 minutes to chaffetz

don't ask, just do it, it's worth it

>says the country whose entire government was barred from pedophilia investigation for reasons of "national security"

>Gowdy: "Treason"
>Ratcliffe: "Obstruction of Justice"
>Chaffetz: "UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE"

Jim Jordan, Trey Gowdy and Jason Chaffetz proved intent, obstruction of justice, and perjury.
Comey and Hillary are in deep trouble when Trump wins

WHAT A DAY

>LAWYERS WHO ARE TARGETS OF THE INVESTIGATION ARE GIVEN IMMUNITY AND ALLOWED TO SIT IN ON CLINTON INTERVIEW

>LAWYERS WERE GIVEN DESTRUCTION IMMUNITY AND COMEY IGNORED IT AND KEPT TALKING ABOUT COMMETTI

>COMEY "MISREMEMBERED" THAT COMBETTI BROKE HIS IMMUNITY AGREEMENT HE WAS GIVEN IN 2015 BY LIEING THIS YEAR AND HE STILL HAS IMMUNITY

THIS DOESN"T PASS THE SMELL TEST

>big trouble
>not prosecuted

But you can get a promotion to be president

They are powerless. This is all just a sham to keep up the appearance that the state can be held accountable.

Checks and balances my ass! Those hearings are the best argument for a revolution to get rid of this whole rotten system.

LETS START GETTING A HUGE NEGATIVE # GOING FOR THIS CROOK

So Comey said on his original statement that if it were anyone else something would happen. So he's completely ignoring that shit now. SOOOO annoying.

American politics like a season of House of Cards.

i want to see liberals swinging from trees as much as the next guy, but to blame this corruption solely on "the left" here is a stretch

people like clinton aren't right or left, they're just hungry for power and will sway with whichever way the wond blows.

Who gives a shit if you get in trouble with the FBI if they're not gonna prosecute you?

If there is no criminal punishment for stealing classified data what's the fucking point?

Looks a little red, doesn't he

Its better.

DDDDDDDDDDEEMAND THE FACTS

>COMEY: - YOU WOULD NOT BE PROSECUTED IF YOU WERE ANY ONE ELSE

politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2016/08/sailor-seeks-leniency-in-submarine-photos-case-by-citing-clinton-226995

This man is awaiting sentencing for 5-6 years, the Clinton defence did not work.

COMEY BTFO

>I can't handle not being able to have control of this shit

this haunts me every day
I can't forget the things I've seen here

>DEMAND THE FACTS
YOU HERE THAT GOYIM? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FACTS

Did comey just say the secretary of state isn't a governmental employee?

THIS WHOLE FUCKING INVESTIGATION IS DEMANDING THE FACTS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.

AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE 'MISREMEMBERING' AND 'NOT RECALLING'

FUCK

Kek, Illinois needs to be glassed. Obama, Hillary both came from Illinois. Chicago.

Democrats are in charge. Therefore there is no justice.

THATS EXACT WHAT HILLARY DID

treason, obstruction of justice, and ignorance of the law is an excuse

HOLDIN FARTS BOUT TO BLOW

he looks 110% like micahel scott

Can anyone explain to me why Comey is allowed to say that he just doesn't remember?

Isn't he the one person who is supposed to know these details? Doesn't him pretending not to know the details automatically prove that he's conspiring to protect HRC? If it's not his job to know these details then who's job is it?

Agreed. We're witnessing history. It's fascinating.

Chris Farley vs Bob Odenkirk

I liked him in 40 year old virgin

rare flag spotted

...

CALL AGENT PEPE TO TESTIFY

This.

>potentially be.... fired

Why does no one talk about the computer that was lost in the mail. It was filled with classified information and no one did a thing about it.

>Comey: you won't lmao

Its so you can get blacklisted and be denied access to classified information and positions that require it.

AND MILITARY MEMBERS ARE UNDER THE UCMJ, DIFFERENT LAWS THEN CIVILIANS.

When its republicans trying to get to the bottom of top level corruption and democrats trying to deliberately waste time by talking about other topics, I'd say there's a good and a bad side.

>WHAHAHHAHA

So Combetta lied under oath and broke his immunity agreement?

What will happen because of this? Nothing?

the horror

the horror

GROSS NEGLIGENCE

So what you're saying is that they can't do a damn thing and need to win the White House to even have a chance?

>IT IS WHAT IT IS

>WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE

These fucking people use the same excuses.

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

TRANSPARENT

He should. Set up the same situation and take the fall to set a judicial standard.

WEASELS
WEASELS
WEASELS

i don't remember

What's going on with the case the states attorneys general are trying to put together?

YOU'RE A FUCKING WEASEL

>This much demagoguery

DON'T CALL US WEASELS

nope

the russians, man, the russians

YOU FUCKING FOOL WEASELS!

>we are not weasels

he intends to mean not anymore but the law extends her accountability for a period of time after departing which includes the present time in her case. she is accountable still..he is blowing smoke.

>DON'T CALL ME WEASEL
>IT'S UNFAIR ;_;
YOU SLIMY FUCKING WEASEL FUCK YOU

Maybe he is in class like me and wants the short version, you fucking high and mighty bagel muncher

THATS THE WORLD YOU CHOSE YOU FUCKS

LOL DONT CALL US WEASELS

Comey has gone full Lynch.

They're traitors. Weasels Comey just said, but they're much worse than that.

Why does he keep bringing up weasels? Is he scripted like Hillary? lmao

>it's not fair :^(((

>Don't be frustrated when we continue to question you
What does he mean?

>weasels

HOW ABOUT KIKE THEN MR COMEY

Yes.

#CorruptComey

Any time they get close to the shit, he throws up the emotional smoke screen saying "How d-dare you question our integrity! You're hurting my f-feelings!"

DONT CALL ME A WEASEL!!!!!!

kek

Jesus christ comey is in full damage control
>h-how dare you call us weasels!

Nah bro it's okay; he didn't intend to lie.

Comey is literally admitting that he has no power to convict Hillary because they have the same owners.

Let's get #weasels trending on Twitter.

>THATS NOT FAIR
>YOU CANT CALL ME A WEASEL

Comey is a lying weasel

The integrity and corruption in this investigation and of Mr. Comey is so absurdly glaring that his profuse assurances that they were working with the utmost integrity and professionalism is almost comical.

Comey should be impeached and in prison alongside Hillary.

>weaselphobic!!!

>GUYS WE ARE TOTALLY NOT DEFENDING AN OBVIOUS CRIMINAL, BUT PLEASE DONT CALL US WEASELS
Comey needs to get his head out of his ass and just name the truth. take her to prison

WEASELS
>WEASELS
WEASELS
>WEASELS

You can't call us weasels
>You can't call us weasels
You can't call us weasels
>You can't call us weasels
You can't call us weasels
>You can't call us weasels
You can't call us weasels
>You can't call us weasels
You can't call us weasels
>You can't call us weasels

You know what to do boys
>#FBIWeasels

Recap:
>We all know HRC is a treasonous whore
>We also all know this entire house of thorns will collapse if we prosecute
>Lol lets just placate the american people by having "hearings" where nothing happens
>K lol

>The powerlessness we feel

Remember, our combined powers of shitposting have almost memed Trump to the highest office of the land. We have power, we just have to push it a little bit further.

Maybe he's not corrupt. But incredibly incompetent.

Power ranking of congress men so far.

1. Ratcliffe (Comey admitted his incompetence/corruption to him)
2. Chaffetz (quoting directly into lying Comey's face)
3. Issa
4. Jordan
5. Smith (old, relaxed and with his own harem)

that's the politics of keeping yourself employed in a highly corrupt system of government. ideology has very little to do with it, save for dictating what kind of irrelevant questions the demokeks asks.

and take himself and his family to the grave?

Saved this high profile pepe

STIFF RATCLIFFE

B A S E D
A
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I wish I knew the answer to this as well. "I don't know" is not a proper answer, so at what point will these people be held responsible for important answers?

"I am not a weasel!"

WE CAN'T PROVE INTENT!

WE HAVE TO GIVE IMMUNITY TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE COMMITTED NO CRIMES!

I DON'T RECALL!

he should run for president tthen

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I might be misremembering

Pretty much this

While it's fun to watch, nothing can be done

you should have one with Clinton

>GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7 IMMUNITIES

thank you for this little crumb of hope user

;___;

Make it #justiceweasles. Then we can reasonably include Lynch in there and get more retweets.

Hey don't call me a weaseeeeeell

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy

Comey should stop being such a weasel.

WHERES THE SPEECH TRANSCRIPTS?
WHERES THE INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPTS?

coincidence?

Yeah... but did the postal service intent to lose it or did the sender intend that?

He gets so mad about the corrupt and weasels comment because he knows it fucking true.

Let me look that up
>weasel (n) - Director James Comey
nope, fucking weasel

IT'S NOT FAIR

truth

FUck I wrote the wrong name

Not even shitposting, just morning drunk

>rapefugees

Total Turd, Just Kill Yourself So We Can MAGA ranking:

1. Cummings
2. Cummings
3. Cummings
4. Cummings
5. Cummings

If Trump gets in, it's going to be a huge house cleaning effort and I hope a bunch of these corrupt fucks get thrown in jail.

Poe was based too

Do these guys have any power? Can they charge Comey for anything etc etc?

there's also two ''

Forget about it, Eddie, it's Toontown.

HOW LONG IS THIS HEARING?

this man has the right idea have the puyblic get under his skin maybe he will break

Comey feelin' hot

need a #ComeyTheWeasle meme stat!

Get over it already Drumftards

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

should have pushed him further, we had him doubting himself.

Let's get #FBIWeasels and #WeaselComey trending on Twitter.

Memes for Kek would be nice too!

That was Jordan.

If he wont name her guilty then at least he shouldn't get buttmad when everyone calls him a weasel

lol

It was Jordan, Poe was next to him.

...

They usually last about a billion hours. Get comfy

...

t. shill

:^)

CAN I PLEASE ANSWER THAT? I WANT TO ANSWER THAT!
...I have nothing to say

This.

No matter how dark it is, keep going.

If my shithole for a country can put a meme president into office then for the love of God America CAN and WILL make it happen.

got my ms paint skills on

kill urself

It's a comfy process, get some cocoa.

COMEY JUST TOLD EVERYONE THEY CAN'T VET SYRIANS!

This fuckin this what the hell is secretary of state then I feel like I'm insane O_o

Don't call us weasels

Comey received millions from the Clinton foundation. Thank you for your conjecture and name-calling. Comey said it himself "I have a lot of job security"

Nice meme.

Now back to /r/politics, shill.

>Ratcliffe (Comey admitted his incompetence/corruption to him)

I missed this, summary?

Fuck

I aint' changing it again, guess I am shitposting after all

What the fuck did you just say to me mufuggin cracka?

I'll have you know dat i serve on melanin bar for three hunnid years mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble

You guys are a ray of hope bro, just to let you know that.

HMM YES WE COULD WORK ON CENSORING SOCIAL MEDIA SOME MORE

GOOD MEETING EVERONE THANKS

WTF did I just watch. Was Comey seriously defending the FBI saying we may be fools or incompetent but not weasels? Literally the same argument he pushed to not indict Hillary.

This has gone beyond the realm of bizarre

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

Just watch the 5 minutes of video. Holy shit.

What? What all did he say?

>DO MORE IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA SPACE

CTR shills confirmed.

I like your optimism that Trump isn't involved in this corruption as well, and that when the better of the two cunts wins, Trump will toss all of his shills in the big house.

>Chair Force reserve

Holy shit. In light of Hillary's "OMFG RUSSIA" campaign, this is highly relevant.

Trump isn't owned, if he was they wouldn't waste millions of dollars trying to slander him. There would be no point.

They have no records or biometrics of any Syrian refugees

He is required to not bullshit, by law . He is the head of the FBI , he knows everything .and he is bullshitting . See why our establishment will do anything to see trump does not get elected?

Cant the house just indict him, arrange a private investigation of their own?

COLLINS IS ON FIRE
HOLY SHIT

Based german bro. I'd go crabbin and fishin with you anytime .

They can take them to the supreme court

>YOU JUST BLEW IT
YOU JUST BLEW IT
>YOU JUST BLEW IT
YOU JUST BLEW IT
>YOU JUST BLEW IT
YOU JUST BLEW IT
>YOU JUST BLEW IT
YOU JUST BLEW IT

I don't believe anyone (aside from my wife) xD

>my wife's boyfriend

COLLLLLLLLINS!

No they can take them to the supreme court

Our system is based on the British system so you tell me what the Rotherham is wrong with our justice system.

underrated

god help us all...

HOLY SHIT

holy fuck, R O A S T E D

There IS evidence you SLIMEY FUCK

I recognize the Congressman from South Carolina, Mr Gowdy