COMEY HEARING THREAD VII

COLLINS CRACKING COMEY

wheres poe you retard?

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comey confirmed for corrupt

OH FUCK
COMEY GETTING FACT CHECKED
COMEY GETTING FACT CHECKED
COMEY GETTING FACT CHECKED

Is this guy or the FBI a weasel?

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

WHO IS THE WORSE GOOGLE?

>VOTE
strawpoll.me/11320841

>VOTE
strawpoll.me/11320841

>VOTE
strawpoll.me/11320841

Hurr durr, I conveniently don't remember

>JUST

>Chair Force Reserve congressman

No one watches this or knows that it is going on.

THREAD THEME

youtu.be/3HgPCFJL9H4

Dear Kek,

please help us expose corrupt Comey the weasel to the normies.

Thank you,

t. user

These hearings are meaningless, anytime comey gets caught doing illegal shit he just says "i don't recall" or "i don't remember". And then nothing happens.

Dad pls teach how to unweseals

Did Comey say earlier that HRC isn't a government employee, wtf is a secretary of state then I feel like I'm fukin crazy...

#justiceweasles

Collins is laying down the facts.

I'm not familiar with the powers of the Oversight committee. What can they actually do about this other than shout at Comey and make him look bad?

>thinks americans want to or even know they can watch their own government on TV

please, brit.

Comey is 6'8

He is a giant.

>5 immunities
>0 prosecutions

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

Made this last week when we though Combetta was still alive.

>ratcliffe found dead with 43 RPG blasts to the back of his head. it was suicide

RIP rat boy

oh fug

>obviously not to the secretary

>giant...
...turd

who here is /spicy/

this thread represents 90% of the viewership of this hearing / any of these hearings

ratcliffe destroying comey

HIGH ENERGY RANKINGS:

-Chaffetz
-Ratcliffe
-Gowdy
9999999999 - the ancient nigger & she-nigger

I think that's it.

Hiding in plain sight is super effective, bro.

i dont think. wtf is that answer...fuck off

>don't call me a weasel it's not fair!

COLLINS FUCKING RAPED HIM

Based Mr Collins

...

>He is a giant.
A giant fucking weasel.

>he was convicted under 793f
>nu uh!

Comey can't stop cucking himself.

STOP USING THAT TYPO FAGGOT

He just fucking told you it was under the same fucking provision

This. This is fucking ridiculous.

tfw manlet

>its a um uh

GONNA NEED A FACT CHECK IF IT WAS A 793f

Why is Comey allowed to just continually lie?

> (You)
>Trump isn't owned, if he was they wouldn't waste millions of dollars trying to slander him. There would be no point.

Millions are of no consequence to these fools. Besides, the money and favors just all go in a circle anyways.

>COMETTI CONFIRMED FOR LYING ON IMMUNITY AGREEMENT

>COMEY CONFIRMED FOR IGNORING THAT CLINTON LAWYERS GOT DESTRUCTION IMMUNITIES

>FBI CONFIRMED FOR ALLOWING KEY WITNESSES TO BE PART OF THE CLINTON INTERVIEW WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN CONTROLLED

What else have we learned today?

Then he's going to fall hard.

He told the simple truth that there simply is nothing to check the background of those self proclaimed refugees from Syria. Zero, nada, nothing!

>Americans watch this

Lol, no

#FBIWEASEL

A HARD COPY
A HARD COPY
A HARD COPY

TLDR on what just happened

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I hope the live fact checkers at hillary clinton dot com are looking at this right now

YA BLEW IT

>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT
>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT

>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT
>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT

>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT
>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT

>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT
>I THINK YOU JUST BLEW IT

...

This makes the ass tearing so much more enjoyable

YA BLEW IT

>YA BLEW IT!

YA BLEW IT!

YOU BLEW IT

YA BLEW IT

You blew it Comey

This man is a traitor, so is Loretta Lynch.

They are actively working against the best interests of their country. They should be tried for treason.

Fixed the shitty job another Leaf did in the other thread

YA BLEW IT

YA BLEW IT

A WOMAN OF VAST INTELLIGENCE

But a manlet in spirit. It is poorman Jeb!

YA BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Roast of Comedy Centra-...oh wait this is American politcs.

HOLY SHIT BTFO

COMEY IS A FOOL AND A WEASEL

This is largely a dog and pony show as far as anything coming from it. BUT, it shows us that the American people are starting to wake up. These congressmen are getting blown up by constituents to DO something about Clinton; sadly, this is what we get.

There can be no intent in the land of the free and the home of the weasels!

Do you actually believe liberals watch C-Span?
They watch Le Funny Jewish Man on TV at night and get their opinions from him.

>6800 people
>even close to 0.00000001% of the American population
If it doesn't involve titties, beer, football, or walmart Americans don't care.

blew it up

>Ya blew it

#blewitcomey

??

Dear Burgers, this just hurts more each hearing. It's to the point where I just want these people to fucking burn. Help me cope

MY WIFE

YA BLEW IT

>other than my wife

I-is C-comey and the fbi becoming a weasel for Hillary?

We Soviet Union Now!

>I don't remember

>100% liberal ass

I endorse this meme.

KEK please help us bring down the US Government, the corrupt parts, I mean. Praise KEK!

This fits extremely well.

Saved. High quality relevant memes feed my dreams of this shit maybe getting fixed

YOU BLEW IT

FBI WEASELS BLEW IT

YA BLEW IT

>The clinton defence

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

FUCKING BTFO

>Trump isn't as rich as he says he is

>Trump is leading a vast right wing conspiracy against Hillary's multi-billion dollar network

Which is it?

Either he's a puppet master controlling everything or he's a pauper. Make up your fucking mind shill and stop trying to co-opt Pepe.

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THE CLINTON DEFENSE

Holy fuck, Collins just killingit right now

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>that monster can on his desk

...

>Implying the majority of people watching these are americans

We are at the mercy of a retarded empire m8

Cred Forums needs to remember that cases aren't developed overnight. Even in such a prevalent cast it would take a year or more just to solidify a prosecution in this justice system.

That said, once Don gets in and siks Gowdy on her, she and many of the remaining dominoes are going to fall.

>I only believe in my wife and her son

You cant make up this up O-S-H-I-T

I DIDN'T KNOW
I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I DINDU NUFFIN

heh, it's almost as if we're all watching the same thing

THE CLINTON DEFENSE

>i didn't know
>i didn't mean to
>meeeehh

THE CLINTON DEFENSE

hillary BTFO holy shit

cutie!

>CLINTON DEFENSE

I was saying the same thing last few threads.

Yet after this those stupid libshits in office will go back to saying Trump is an idiot.

YA BLEW IT

>THE CLINTON DEFENCE

CLINTON IS SO CORRUPT THAT EVEN THE MILITARY IS MAKING FUN OF HER

What are the chances that we can meme magic Comey's wife to cuck him?

GUYS PLS
IM ON AN AIRPLANE
WHAT HAPPENED

Holy shit, Collins isn't pulling any punches.

>SAD!

YA BLEW IT! X2

Mr. COLLINS is blowing Comey the FUCK OUT

so this is just pro wrestling for lawyers?

>YA BLEW IT

>Still no consequences

What's the point

MY JOB NOT YOURS

>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT>YA BLEW IT

>YA BLEW IT

YOU BLEW IT

FRANKLY

FBI LOOKS POLITICAL

>5'11

phew lad

>all that shit that got destroyed or conveniently went missing
>giving immunity to folks who still lie and plead the fifth
>I-I don't have evidence, and I can't prove it!

YA BLEW IT

>How to do something:

1) Make a 3 min vid of the highlights of this session; make it fun and light Buzzfeed-style but snappy, lean on the weasel theme
2) Find out where Comet's kids go to school
3) Make Facebook sockpuppets and add all students, send vid
4) Get teachers from LinkedIn or staff directory, send vid
5) Constant bullying leads to awkward family dinners with weasel dad

Keep it clean, keep it legal; use the community

He really did blow it though.

HE DOUBLED DOWN

YOU HAVE BECOME PURELY POLITICAL

GOD HELP US ALL

GOD HELP US ALL

God help us all.

Damn

I'm doing a little independent (lol google) research. Can they use the impeachment power here in any way? Against Comey, Lynch, and Hillary if (kek forbid) she gets elected?

>THERE'S A WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN
>IT'S HILLARY CLINTON
>SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US

>THERE'S A WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN
>IT'S HILLARY CLINTON
>SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US

>THERE'S A WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN
>IT'S HILLARY CLINTON
>SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US

OH MY GOD HE WENT THERE

Collins is right. This system is become as ridiculous as the SED government. Nobody is taking this shit serious anymore.

God help us All

BASED MR. COLLINS

God help us all.

>God help us all

top kek

GOD HELP US ALL

Don't Call Comey a Weasel. That's Offensive to Weasels.

WE ALL BLEW HER

>ya blew it
b a s e d

Wew BTFO

Lock em up

I GUESS THEY DID BLEW IT TOO

Wew

GOD HELP US ALL

>i-i'm not hiding
COMEY STILL BUTTHURT ABOUT THE CORRUPTION ACCUSATIONS

COLLINS had that passion , he almost cries for justice ;_;

>if I blew it they did too
Yeah they did.

>we are a team

translated: if I go down, you're coming with me

God help us all

>WE ARE PRO
>WE CAN DO NO WRONG

Lmao.

>if i blew it, then the whole FBI blew it as well
well jim, you're not wrong

Found the paid shill

Comey
>I BLEW IT

yeah they blew it too you fucking weasel

Yes, Comey, you disgusting traitor, they fucking BLEW IT

All that means is sitting on the toilet is probably uncomfortable for him.

I just got here, did he actually just fucking say that?

(((Professionals)))

COMEY'S CORNERED!

"IF I BLEW IT, THEY BLEW IT TOO"

HE'S GUILTY

god us help all

>If I blew it, they [rest of the FBI] blew it too

No shit, Sherlock

YA BLEW IT

So who's winning?

so basically if comey is going down he's taking the fbi down with him

HOLY SHIT HES OFF THE RAILS

Well yeah, they blew it.

YA BLEW IT

Director Comey: "...I blew it"

Really makes you think

You do realize that's just an ironic copypasta.

BASED COLLINS! MAY GOD BLESS US ALL

>your just wrong

Nice comeback Comey you cuck lord

LOL DID CORMEY GET ANGRY AT HIM

So much blowing it going on in this hearing

Hurrr Durrr where's the proofs

>we just have to agree to disagree :)

THEY BLEW IT

EVERYBODY GETTIN BLOWN

>"The President is on the line for you, Mr. Gowdy."
>"Trey: get Mr. Chaffetz and go to work."
>dial tone

STATUS: BLOWN

I can't have blown up the case because that would mean I and my colleagues fucked up.

t. Director Comey

YA BLEW IT X3

"YOU'RE JUST WRONG YOU'RE JUST WRONG"

WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE

Clinton Defence

Literally I Dindu Nuffin

>6'2"
wew that was a close one

>labrador

>winning

Winning what?

>we have to agree to disagree
fuck you comey

Same thing posted in last 3 threads. Mods, please ban paid shill.

YES, UNDER HIS SKIN

YA
BLEW
IT

>YA BLEW IT
>THERE'S A WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN
>GOD HELP US ALL
>IF I BLEW IT, MY TEAM BLEW IT TOO
>I DONT REMEMBER
>IM CONFUSED
>YOUR WRONG YOUR WRONG

...

ya blew it

>Labrador
best doggo

Was anyones video cutting up?

Yeah lil butthurt weasel

I bet these newfags don't even know hitler did nothing wrong.

> LOST VOTES FOR DEFENDING YOU COMEY

THATS EXACTLY THE POINT

HOWEVER

Democrats cry about BLM,Terrorists,racism, gun lay
Reps.
>REkting him

YA BLEW IT
YOUR TEAM BLEW IT

LOL THIS GUY IS A LITTLE MEXI-BASED I CAN SMELL IT

Exactly... Whenever anyone implies that he's a slimy weasel, he gets really shifty and defensive. They need to keep pushing that.

Fuck. Give me context!

What does that mean?

WOOF WOOF

Mr. LABRADOR

devilish

Is it not any more obvious that the FBI barely investigated this?

Why COMEY!?

This puppy got teeth!

Yes yes well done Comey, well done ......HOWEVER

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>THERE'S A WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN

>IT'S HILLARY CLINTON

>SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US

Holy fuck, Comey is getting roasted

:3

>I defended your integrity
>HOWEVER

Oh Shit more BTFOs incoming

Nothing ever happens.

CAN WE JUST SAY THANK YOU TO BASED MR COLLINS?

Why can't Mr. Collins understand that director Comey did have no intent to blew it?

#RepublicansAreMeanies #ProtectTheWeasels

Hillary Clinton confirmed wizard?

Explains dicking bimbos, but Chelsea how?

This. The average American is too busy pretending bad things aren't happening. There are people in my neighborhood that are completely oblivious to what's going on with BLM right now, and you can't turn on any source of media without seeing something about that.

Blew what?

What's happening?

Have the sliding Democrats given up??

I mean, they take an oath under penalty of perjury. So anyone behind the bar being questioned can be rung up for that. Whether any one instance of perjury would be enough to IMPEACH someone is anyone's guess.

>There are actually soldiers out there using the term Clinton Defense

What's this ya blew it meme.

God help us all

WOOF WOOF

WITNESSED

...

Congressman Pupper isn't pleased with the FBI's performance, but he still loves you.

...

We need Comey on that search

>mr Labrador
is he bitting his feeder's hand right now?

He blew it

Guaranteed Trump is watching this and just noted down that line.

Fuck Trump and fuck white people

The weasel blew it.

It's one Republican after another. Swag.

it

Giving immunity just to get a fucking laptop? Jesus christ

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raúl_Labrador

Puerto Rican Republican from Idaho. Cool.

When the green weenie is coming for you, you may as well try anything.

ALL DEMOCRATS ETERNALLY BTFO

Yeah Dems have given up. It is too obvious even for them

>Lets be honest

COMEY BTFO

HES DEAD

>666
>66
>6
>66
>666
THERE IS NO GOD FOR YOU

what happened?

He watched the last one,

>"fully cooperating witness"

LOL HOLY FUCK

das raysis nigger KYS

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BASED Collins calling out the Wicked Witch of he West!

Not a terrible analogy.

>The story (outcome) has already been determined.
>But the people want action/blood/titties
>Let's give them a show, then.

But again, this is happening because these congressmen are being pressured. A good thing.

CORMEY IS LOSING IT

AHAAHHAHAHA

Is there going to be a recess? I need to go buy some fucking snacks; This is 2 gud

HOW MANY TIMES YOU FUCKING WEASEL

QUADS SEAL THE CONTRACT

NEVER

>in the same sense I'm allowing you to question me
>I can't stop you from questioning me

Comey is getting pissed.

Fucker.

nice get

weasel getting rattled

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DONE THAT ??

I watched the last one and was much more sympathetic.

This time, he is a complete sellout. He's deep in the pocket. His people must hate his guts.

>tfw congressman pupper wont question comey

>bark bark growl
>I dont remember

holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

we're off the rails

burn it all to the ground

>I'M ALLOWING YOU TO QUESTION ME

Comey admitted that he and the FBI created special rules that applied only to Hillary Clinton.

The "Clinton Defense"

Comey is FRYING.

This is getting spicy

BRINGING UP REDDIT

HOWEVER, ON REDDIT

>Comey

JUST

>plebbit

The rat is squirming.

someone can't take the bantz

>I can't remembeeeeeeer

GET THIS INCOMPENTENT FOOL OUT OF THE FBI THEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

he's already there

she is so beautiful it makes me sad she is stuck in Europe.

REDDIT

Hovewer, Reddit

R E D D I T

I MUST STOP YOU FROM QUESTIONING
>PLEASE STOP IT

COMBETTAAAAAAAAAAA

>(((THEY)))
(((THEY)))

>leddit

wew

>Dems slowly realizing that donkeys wont fucking drop it

Of course he hasn't encountered that, because it's a fucking ridiculous thing to do. Why would you allow a material witness to also act as the subject of the investigation's attorney?

le reddit

Good, maybe he slips up.

This is all just so surreal my family members.

REDDIT PRIDE WORLD WIDE
TAKE DOWN THE WEASEL

Independent prosecutor is what's needed.

This is indeed exactly the sort of circumstance that cries out for an independent prosecutor, i.e., when the fix is in.

Imagine if they do that to pedophiles.

>we want to see your cp
>we cant prosecute you because we gave you immunity.

Wow just never print out your cp and you are safe.

Summary of the hearing so far Cred Forums?

HOWEVER REDDIT

SOMEONE HAS TO DO AN ACE ATTORNEY MONTAGE OUT OF THIS

THEY

THEY TOLD HIM

ARREST AND HANG THEY

God damn he is getting owned.

god this has been repub after repub

cant get more erect.

Wow comey is a real tool

>t-that was from another investigation
>it's not related guys
THIS FUCKING WEASEL

fuck reddit!!!!

JUST

Did Furry man ever get put on the hot seat?

Or did he have an accident in the gym while doing calf-raises with his neck.

YES YES WELL DONE COMEY WELL DONE

HOWEVER

DELET THIS

I like this spic labrador guy.

>(((THEY))) don't want

wheres chaffets and gowdy? just woke up and i dont know how this works

>secretary clitton slip

ONE OF US

GRAND SEAL OF KEK APPROVAL

Removing the senders address is essentially removing the email you weasel

SHIEEEEEEEEEET

WE COMFY

Comey is struggling to avoid an assassination by the Clinton mob at this point.

He's so desperate right now.

So, highlights for those who missed?

TOMORROW

The day we hear Cred Forums in an oversight will be glorious.

Let me just interject here a moment to adress BLM

Man, US spics are so much better than Mexican spics.

FUCKING BASED LABRADOR

>t-t-t-tthats not what i said
>you said that today
BASED PUPPER

Comey looks like he's about to start crying.

THEY USED TO DROWN WEASELS IN A SACK YOU KNOW

>highly unusual
>putting a witness with another witness on the same case in an interview

The FBI basically put the fox in the henhouse and the people are supposed to be fine with this.

The next FBI investigation that is gonne be fucked up will be that of the rape of director James "memento" Comey.

Furry-man got temporarily canceled due to new information.

Things are going crazy behind the scenes.

Why do they even need Comey to prosecute Hillary Clinton? They are the court, Comey can only recommend. Are they really so unsure about what evidence they have that they need Comey to tell them to lock her up.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
IF A FUCKER BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE
CRAKS MY GUNSAFE OPEN AND BLASTS A MOTHERFUCKER I GET NEGLENCE MANSLAUGHTER AND THIS BITCH DOESNT?
FUCK OFFFF

Latino Labrador knots Weasel ((GONE WRONG))

His hearing has been indefinitely suspended.

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

they already spoke

Oh shit how did I not see that LOL

Mad man did it. Was hillary incompetent or corrupt?

only the legal ones

I tuned in too late to see some supposed furry part. What was it?

SOMEONE DROWN THIS FUCKING WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone at the FBI is blowing each other

We did it reddit, now you fine gentlemen should upvote my thread so i can be compensated with some well earned karma points, i desire to be on the frontpage like the fine person i am.

already had their 5 minutes and rustled his jimmeys
i dont know if they get a second chance

>tfw you want to run to 711 to grab some comfy snacks, but don't want to miss a single minute

seriously blown the fuck out

I DONT WANNA ANSWER REEEEEE

>I dont wanna answer
he got roasted.

We really need to bring back death penalty by hanging or being beaten to death on the lawn of the court back as punishments for treason. Only for treason.

Senator Ricky Ricardo puttin Comey on blast!

Go island spic! Gooooooo!

No recess. 4 hours and 40 minutes without a bathroom break.

Wew lads! He's not even remembering things he said a few minutes/hours ago.

Embrace multiculturalism and do it by stoning.

#ComeyTheWeasel
#FBIAmWeasel
#ComeyNoWeaseling

This man is fighting for his life.

He will be assassinated by Clinton if he doesn't find a way out of this hole he dug himself into.

We only let in the best.

>Slovenia
>unaware of blatant corruption

C'mon, if you havent noticed DOJ and Attorney General are run by Obama cronies

wasn't there this very comfy Comey hearing a few month ago? What is different now?

>It's not exactly what I said
>IT'S WHAT YOU SAID TODAY

also

>Is it intent?
>Is it negligence?
>w-we lack evidence to determine either

YOU FUCKS REFUSE TO INVESTIGATE AND OUTRIGHT DESTROYED EVIDENCE

A FUCKING REDDIT POST

no, he may get indicted, disgraced and charged, but he'll be fully compensated for whatever short amount of time in the slammer he does, courtesy of the clinton foundation.

this guy is generally safe as fuck, the question is whether or not he keeps his job after this debacle.

combetta's reddit fuckup

repubs have new evidence now, because our furry plebbitor friend screwed the pooch and broke the terms of his immunity, so repubs are grilling comey

he looks totally imcompetent at best

If this is a reference to that one short-term memory loss movie then top laff Hanz

He will be pardoned the last day of Obama's term.

that'll be the day i give up on everything

FBI only recommends. Court issues charges. FBI isn't the court, they are investigation. But lets get real; NSA spies everything, they know about emails, they know if somebody hacked. Who are we kidding?

Unless Trump wins.

then hes fuckin FIRED

Can someone explain this a bit more I'm at work

i wish a nigga would

>this nig derailing

Why the fuck are they circling and fucking around him for so long? Do they have to politely get him to spit out the indictment? What's the endgame of all this debacle?

...

That's useful because I want to get into politics and am openly fascist.

>FBI whenever Hilldog breaks a law

is this all about hillary clinton emails, how long is this suppose to last
yeah thats what im thinkin, lets talk about niggers getting shot by cops now instead