What is this shit????

youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI

>you can suck on a girl's toes while doing her from behind

Sign me up.

youtu.be/lNI07egoefc

Reasons like GIVE ME ATTENTION

Someone answer this!

The legs don't go far enough but it'd be pretty sweet.

>The legs aren't real user

Is there anyone who's not into feel anymore?

The feet fetish kinda became the norm hasn't it?

>mfw showing soles becomes obscene like breasts and feet are covered

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>being into feel
You t-too user?

goddamnit xD

Contemporary art is the proper term, I believe. But yes, it's all Dadaism without the artists realizing they're doing Dadaism.

Shit always reminds of of Han van Meegeren, the master forger of the 30's and 40's. He loved classical styles, especially Vermeer, and was laughed out of the room for being oldfashioned by his peers, who preferred the simplistic De Stijl (now most well known for being the screen name of a guy who does loads of anal Avatar porn, go figure), which was considered avant garde.

Well, Han reasoned that these snobs would quickly change their tune if they saw one of his paintings, but thought it was a Vermeer. So he set about creating the perfect method for artificially aging paintings, which took him years, and then to create a new Vermeer. Not a forgery, obviously. The painting had to be his for him to make his point. And make his point he did, the painting was hailed as a newly discovered work of the master himself.

While he had originally intended to jump out of the closet then and there, the fact that the painting also sold for Dutch Master prizes convinced him otherwise. Honour is well and good, but money is better. So he continued making Vermeers, his friends "discovering" them conveniently, and proceeded to fuck around, lose his wife, buy tons of property, and become addicted to the best painkillers money can guy. And he kept it up happily during the war.

After the war, the police arrested him. One of his Vermeers has been sold to Göring himself, and he was accused of treason and selling Dutch heritage to the enemy. He told them it was a fake. They were all fakes.

They didn't believe him.

He painted one final work, under the supervision of an expert panel, to prove that he was truly the master forger of the age. He was sentenced only for the forgery, afterwards, only one year in jail. He passed away before ever serving his sentence.

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'Modern art' is not a form of art. It's pretentious posturing, basically it's like virtue signalling for faggots with a trust fund.

>trips
Now it's too late.

really makes me go hmmmmmm...

>1:06
That's actually pretty good tbqh.

That was an interesting story, thanks.

A man can still dream user...a man can dream

wtf i've been hacked

Why is art so uncreative? Especially modern art, in general.

>Do something stupid while being naked

Most modern art is very esoteric, which explains why laymen and the uneducated cannot understand it.

As an art student it sickens me when philistines drone on about how they can't understand modern art, therefore it must be bad

Die Antwoord wannabe

Thank you for that story. It was neat.

shut the fuck up

Feet are as boring as elbows. Most properly wired people don't find anything special about them.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc

>this will now be a fetish