Meanwhile at Fantasy Cred Forums

My boys in hometown tortured a stupid gremlin so much they got a full barrel of his tears, so I bought it because it's fucking hilarious.

Illadin did nothing wrong

After that it rained elf blood from the sky. I fucking Love this place.

Going back to the gold standard will stabilize our economy.

Get the fuck out of here race traitor! GAS THE ELVES! RACE WAR NOW!

>"Ah needeth mah blade so I can dethrone the tye-rant king!"

>magic spell kills you

Stupid money grubbing dwarves. Race war when?

How do we fix elven birth rates!

morgoth did nothing wrong

>not owning magic resistant clothing/armor
It's like you want to get fried

>mfw lesser races think they can compete

Ben "Dwarven decimator" Garrison
Ben "Halfling holocaust" Garrison
Ben "Elven eliminator" Garrison

>all these dregs watching cathay shadow puppet theater

This is a place for politics. Back to your containment forum, vermin!

You elven tree hugging pussies just don't know the cold bite of dwarven steel yet.

AROUND DWARVES

NEVER RELAX !

>Meanwhile at Fantasy Cred Forums...
Oh boy, I've been waiting for a thread like this!

>wanting to gas our greatest allies

I spy with my little eye a dwarf on stilts.

Miscegenation for a stronger society!

Good gondorian.

Race reassignment surgery is a basic right and should be tax-funded!

Why contain it?

I like your style, friend.

Around dwarves, keep your hand on your sword.

Ben "Raising Hell in Rivendell" Garrison
Ben "Pointed Ears? It'll End In Tears" Garrison
Ben "Pitchfork That Ork" Garrison
Ben "Half My Height? You Ain't Right" Garrison
Ben "Bringing War to Valinor" Garrison

#KoboldsWelcome!
#GoblinLivesMatter!

>Elf
>Not in a cage
Fucking knife-ear! Humans only!
Forest-Jews BTFO!

Kobolds are ok when they don't steal everything nailed to the ground, but GOBLINS? Are you fucking insane?

>Half-humans
>A quarter of all the cool non-human bonuses
>All of the human weaknesses

No wonder you guys are pariahs in any pureblooded land. Go back to your co-humie-ity.

I'm a pureblooded greenskin and I wouldn't trade it for all the world.

This is now a fantasy architecture thread

The best part of fantasy worlds are all the unique, interesting and grandiose cultures. Not like the bland, flavorless cosmopolitan consumerism that's becoming our "world culture"...

Too hot, skyrim is better.

SISSY ELFBOIS JUST CANT COMPETE

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If you guys ever went beyond The Wall, you'd see that Dark Elves and High Elves live perfectly fine together. We're not any different. There is literally nothing wrong in having sex with an Orc.

This place is a cess pool of hate. If I didn't have to provide for my wife and her children (beautiful half orcs the twelve of them) I'd hack the fucking wall down.

I hope a dragon would come and burn all of you bigots. I wouldn't mind dying. The world would be better off without humans.

>tfw one day able to get a real life pure wood elf gf without it being racemixing
Feels absolutely decent man.

These Orc fantasies are just the best.

around sackvilles

do not relaxchill

this is a good one

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Cred Forums doesn't exist in my fantasy because leftists have no power.

IM ANGRY!

Finnish...are you sure you're not Swedish with a comment like that?

Fenno-Swede

Daily reminder that the elves think they're Iru Iluvatar's chosen people and think men are like cattle.

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Gondor Yes!
>be Gondor
>vagrant, racemixing king
>get cucked by mordor orcs over and over
>retreat to city walls when morgal scum chimps out
>#notallorcs
>Have to be saved by horse-fags, dead oathbreakers, a geriatric and some manlet half breeds.

This

We orcs were kings and shit, loktar ogar. I swear to God, man, am I fuckin' playing with you, man? We goin' to Modor, ogar. We were- we- I was the ancestor of Kek, man. And y-y-you tellin' me that, that-that-them- and that them Frogs over there weren't green? Look at their skin, man! They're green, man! A-and you- you know, man, like, l-like, I'm sorry man, we tryin' to go to magic and shit, man! Like, fuck, man, these goddamn Human people, man! I-I-I ain't sayin', man, these Humans be ruinin' our lives, man! Shit, man! Look, l-l-l-l-let me tell you, man! Look, l-l- my grandmama, she part frog, man! You tellin' me, l-l-l-l- divine Empreror Ke-Ke-Kek, tha-tha-tha-that's my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa, man! A-and you go tellin' me that these goddamn Frogs ain't green! Shit,loktar ogar! Look, look, look man, Kek was green. I don't know why these history books be lyin' to you. Kek was an orc, he wasn't human! The tribes of lordaeron were ruled by orc people. Shit, man, I tell you what, I swear! Let all the orc people in Azeroth go back to Eredar, they gonna be wantin' us back!

gas the kender, race war now!

>My beard got insulted by a snobby ((elf)) today

YOU BET YOUR ARSE THIS ONE GOES INTO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES.

I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only.

Let's see here...

Oh, it's 0.02 Septims. Here you are.

That's it, gotta go.

Fantasy Canada just legalized that

Holy shit, I need to play some more Dwarf Fortress.

>tfw no Andoran gf that can see visions of the future

Fortune prick me

MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN

Fucking redguards

>white dragons
I kno, rite?

t. Garrosh Hellbarso

Hellbosa*

threadly reminder that HALF-BLOODS WILL BE FIRST

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Threadly reminder that elves are closer to humans than dwarves or dryads and should be welcomed

Fucking elves constantly shilling.

Orcs constantly stealing shit then wonder why us imperials won't allow them into our cities.

>TFW dwarf.

>Mer-people think they're the masterrace.
>Told one of them to stand up and say that, fucker swam away like a bitch.

>MFW dragon kills dragon-kin degenerate who keeps claiming to have a "dragons soul" but a humans body.

>People actually think lizard-people run the world.
>Bitch, they too hooked up on swamp tree sap to give a fuck.

>Other races want my dwarven tech, then claim I'm oppressing them for not sharing when they won't even use magic for me.

>MFW I'm attracted to a dark-elf merchant.
>I know I'm being manipulated with her merchant elf tricks.
>But I can't stop it.

>Not smart enough for mages spire.
>Not tough enough for crucible.
>Shitty aim so I can't even be in the imperial legion as a bowman.
>Forever an npc.

>Always cucked by main character.
>He killed my wife again.
>She owned an alchemy shop and he wanted free potions.

>Only people chosen by the gods get quests.
>The Gods don't even know I exist.

About elves?

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Underrated

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Guys, the Orc refugee bitchs just raped my little brother

Wut do

/thread

It's soo nice to know how everyone is aryan now.
Can you imagine what a shithole would be like otherwise.

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Skyrim belongs to the nords!

>The princesses of the royal family are fucking orcs
>Merchant advisors are telling the king we NEED to let in gnomes for our economy
>Sand dwellers are invading our realm while peasants hold protests claiming we just don't understand their peaceful religion
>Our elders took all the farms and ask why we haven't bedded a wench or moved out yet
>Bows and swords have been outlawed by the Guild of Nagging Housewives
Fucking Merchants

Snoo snoo

GAS THE THALMOR RACE WAR NOW

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Damn she is fine

GREEN'D

We're posting Orcs now?

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>now
When did it stop?

Why do monster keep harassing humans! Back fiends!

Hmmm what do you think (((Garik Oakshield))) meant by this?

She was best girl. All the others were cunts.

>filename

fucking epic

> the hollywood jew pushing race-mixing as always

ULFRIC DID NOTHING WRONG!

So are niggers and Jews, but we don't welcome them.

Griffith did nothing wrong

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*gulps*

w-what's underneath the rest of the i-image?

Um, Dorne is white, right Cred Forums?

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We need to build a Ghostfence, and it has to be built quickly. The greatest builder is me. I will build the greatest Ghostfence you've ever seen, and we're gonna make house Dagoth pay for it. And in that fence we'll have a beautiful big fat Ghostgate, where Dunmer can come in, but they have to come in legally.

When house Dagoth sends in their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending Dunmer that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those people to us. They're bringing blight, they're bringing corpus. They're ascended sleepers and ash ghouls. And some I assume are good Dagoths.

Annals: Amended

THIS
He literally comes back and saves midland from a jihad

face it Guts got cucked