Life and daily diet of an average Englishwoman, 2016

Sounds about right.
This is why I choose to consume Halal products even though I'm not Muslim myself. They are actually made correctly and taste better than those you get on the supermarket. I also encouraged my friends to purchase from the Halal butcher I go to and got them back to eating a proper and healthier diet.

This is a week of Canadian food.
Which would you rather have?

Why are Brits so disgusting?

>daily

Oh dear lord

At least she gets ipods.

I honestly don't understand who eats candy bars beyond middle school. Maybe as a one off thing or at a movie, but very infrequently

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>lays
>eggos
>pizza
>bananas
>poorfag bread
>diet coke
>frosted flakes
id rather have my own /fit/ diet.

Jill McTighe, a mother and school aide, with a day's worth of food on a bingeing day, in her kitchen in Willesden, northwest London, United Kingdom.

That's not very nice mate

Just fucking kill those people.

what the fuck

>ITT we wishes we were German

>The Melander family—Jörg, 45, and Susanne, 43, with sons Kjell, 10, and Finn, 14—in the dining room of their home in Bargteheide, Germany, with a week’s worth of food. Cooking methods: electric stove, microwave, and outdoor BBQ grill. Food preservation: refrigerator-freezer, freezer chest. Favorite foods—Jörg: fried potatoes with onions, bacon, and herring. Finn: fried noodles with eggs, cheese. Kjell: pizza, vanilla pudding. Susanne: “anything that’s fresh and good”. /// The Melander family is one of the thirty families featured in the book Hungry Planet: What the World Eats (p. 132). Food expenditure for one week: $500.07 USD. (Please refer to Hungry Planet book p. 133 for the family’s detailed food list.)

You'se wrong Leaf. There aren't least that few biccies in a full English Breccy. Gotta have more digestives

what's with the cock fries?

white trash do, bruh. I might have one on a road trip, but only ONE

average Israeli's diet

>that shitskin midget wife

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even though the push for racemixing is an absolute evil and whoever pushes it must be burned at the stake, i do like how it is a sort of natural selection for whites, since they marry down.
Even the "hot" white that racemix are generally unintelligent

>only 3 bags of crisps

I must eat about 10, but I work through lunch so it's like 24 hours between meals.

Work in a warehouse though, so I'm decently active throughout the day, smartphone says I walk about 30,000 feet per day minimum, not counting climbing ladders, lifting shit, etc.

im vegan id rather not have either of those shit diets

she has just arrested the small clown hidden behind the baguette.

>woman

But of course Poland doesn't feel disgusted with British shit, you wouldn't be able to clean their toilets if you did.

>dat meat
>dat beer

JA WOHL!

how the shit do you consume that much fucking food jesus fucking NIGGER LOVER

>ham on table

Too haram for me mate

>food

Kek, yep

Lol, like you get to fuck ANYONE anyway.

That's all American food, though. Do you guys even have Canadian food/brands?

Ayyyy

oh lord jesus

She going to get FAT.

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>Do you guys even have Canadian food/brands?

Not very many I'm afraid.

dude that shit was fucking amazing. the crust was too salty but fucking NACHO CHEESE INSTEAD OF PIZZA SAUCE?

I'm a health nut, but that pizza was fucking GOLD

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fucking is for primates, m'lady

Austria is only 10 calories behind us. They must be fat as fuck, too.

yeah but your Canadian versions of our brands are a lot better

for instance, ketchup. Heinz in Canada is totally different (and better) than Heinz in america.

huh? Niggers from nigeria eat more than poo-in-loos?

they probably move around way more

jesus i eat like a pig when i have the munchies, better stop that shit now or i'll end up a 400lb hacker too

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500$ for a week. holy fucking shit. I'm already not living cheap and I reach like 200 a month. I could feed a family of 5 with 500 a month in germany if I really tried.

I normally get salt and vinegar so they last a few days

THAT THING CAN WALK?!

This really isn't a difficult concept my dear Brazilian
My flag isn't british, i don't live in UK, i dont work for them.
It's polish, it means I live in Poland.

I love these documentaries. I love watching fat fucks eat takeaways. Its desperation porn.

I highly doubt that; the west is lazy and fat in general, I think.

Pizza is fine if you remember to degrease it properly

youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>my eyes
>my brain
wtf?

whatever happened to this girl do we know?

The only part I don't like about them is the blood sausage, everything else is great.

There is no way she eats all that shit every day.

I know. These people are either loaded or cannot into money management. Look at all the processed crap they buy too.

uncooked sausage on left plate?

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SWEET JESUS MOTHER MARY AND THE ORPHANS

Why is there a wash machine for laundry in the kitchen?

lmao original source please. Holy shit.

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Surely they've forgotten the 8 pints of lager, consumed half-pint at a time since she's a 'lady'

Just this morning I fried Yukon Gold potatoes in olive oil without salt and separately fried poblanos with a white onion and some crimini mushrooms. Ziploc'd em, sometimes together, and that's for the rest of the week. Varied with tuna, herring, pork chops marinated in Fireball and Jamaican Jerk sauce, with hormone-free milk, spring water, orange jiuce, kefir, and various nuts, that's my food for the week, and I am certain it cost less than any of these tablefuls of immortal processed carcinogens.
Recovering junkfood addict here.

Fucking Japs! Whyeeeee?

more depressing

it's the kind of food I would only eat if I was really poor, and didn't have anyone else around to care about their food quality

Burgers cannot into vegetables.

>Oh it's food
>Oh...it's Japanese people
Stopped right there

this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen

It's not THAT much food desu. If you replaced that quantity of shit food with healthier food, it would be a good amount for someone trying to bulk.

That stick of butter though..

I hate the internet.

>Normal Husband
>Whale wife

Why does this happen? This is why sex is so fucked up in the US. If the men would have a little standards, the huge cunt inflation would go down.

If that bitch can get a normal guy, a moderately attractive woman could get an Adonis

FUCK YOUR "BACON" LEAF

Kill it with fire

did she just tuck at her dress to "hide" her fatness?

Sad.

Laundry/dining/kitchen all in one room

wtf is this degeneracy

>living with autism

Holy T H I C C

Typical burger breakfast

the daily requirement for adult men to maintain their current body weight is between 2000-3000 calories.

Ahhh look what the jews have done to burgers. GG.

CEASE THIS MADNESS

Didn't ulillillia die

Go clean my toilet you slavscum.

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Half sweets half garbage food the nigger took from Tesco Dumpster. Are you serious?

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>Why does this happen? This is why sex is so fucked up in the US. If the men would have a little standards, the huge cunt inflation would go down.
This is the same everywhere and you know it. Vagina itself has a huge value, you know.

Good luck trying to take a shit for the next week.

the people there are taller than average, hence they would require more calories to have the same BMI than a short guy.

Will confirm.
This is legit.

Our women are atrocious, and we only seem to accept either male or married immigrants.
How the fuck can I please the jews (and myself...) by race-mixing away from our disgusting creature women, when we aint getting any?

Do I have to cuck niggers?

>average diet

average according to some whale. i don't even see the point to a thread, seems like something better placed on int

That's not bad at all if you exercise regularly

that looks dank af, senpai.

Nigeria is one of the richest country in Africa it's not so bad actually.

Average recommanded Calorie intake is around 2400 for men and 2000 for women. This is an average which means a significant part of US population is swallowing more than 4k a day. What the fuck seriously

wtf i love fat people now

Bigger please

Cool book

Sex Robots when? When can I legally marry my Robot wife, so we can have non-degenerate sex for the purpose of reproduction?

>her husband probably wipes her ass because she can't reach nor with one of those tissue grabbers either

When I see a fat person I see someone who can't wipe their own ass, many such cases, absolutely terrible

Black man included, right?

That's idealistic speaking, since marriage doesn't lasts and alcohol flows.

how can you eat 3 mars ? that thing dissovle your teeth with all that sugar

>USA USA !

that looks a lot like my diet, especially whilst growing up, except i don't drink alcohol. my parents are german so that's probably why.

This is why burgers dont want socialized medicine, tax payers will pay for these fucks.

Considering the age of that baby, he must have had sex with her within the past couple years.

Can you imagine?

when you realize you're an alcoholic

>What the fuck seriously
Shit like this is why

Someone posted a webm in the last FAT thread of a fat woman trying to touch herself... couldn't fucking reach. WEW!

>Bongs mock Americans for being obese
>UK is one of the fattest countries in Europe with a percentage of obese people rivalling that of the US
Is it a lack of self awareness, a need to project, or a compulsion to lie?

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A full English looks disgusting because it is sloppy and not very colorful, but they taste great.

So if you took a big slurp every hour, you could lose weight with this shake.

Those frozen Dr. Oetker's pizzas are so damn good. You can buy them here too.

>500 a week

Blacker please

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>i've married that thing

oh john ...

T H I C C

Underrated

The kids look like how i imagined leaf posters

>2600

Never had one myself. Seen other people suck them down. They were all skinny though.

No need to imagine just know where to search, but yeah, Im hard too over the thought.

Imagine the taint of her anus, years without the light of day. Shit he probably gets fired up over it. Lucky fucker. Hate to see his foodbill though.

How doe you even have sex with that?

I mean, how does the Penis get to the vagina? Her thighs must be massive. I almost want to see it, maybe in a BBC Documentary narrated by David Attenborough

Somebody, introduce her to a loaded gun.

Enough with gore Cred Forums, I do not go to the weirdos (well...) sections for a reason

English Women...

That's 2 1/2 days worth of food and month's sweets for me. Chow down, Bongs.

they usually say 2000 calories

God dammit I'm trying to eat some fucking cherry pop tarts here

weeb here, holy shit her handwriting is bad. looks like it was copied by a child

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I feel like going for a jog now. holy fuck

>some faggots keep on spamming my facebook with that "TASTY !" crap
>it's average american trying to produce food
>everything is cooked badly wrong
>half a plate is the annual fat consumption of Africa

But what really kills me is the fancy italian names they give to those shits and how the italians are seriously butthurt about it

Almost there m8 just a few more pixels

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Don't forget your oxygen tank, Cleetus

Ugly as ever...

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I'm pretty sure Carl Winslow helps out with that buffet.