CAR CHASE HAPPENING THREAD

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>risking your Benz

another stream
sacramento.cbslocal.com/show/watch-live/

foxla.com/live

why is it always LA

>car chase
>going the speed limit
Zzzzzzzzz

Finally a car chase thread

>car chase on the 405 during rush hour

LA is just the worst.

Time to get comfy

So Cal bro here.

We live for this shit.

626 reporting in

>Big city with car culture
>macho gang culture
>lots of crazy people per capita
>very popular on tv
They've actually become less common here. I remember back in high school in the 90s I would come home to watch a car chase like it was a regularly scheduled program.

at least he's not in the carpool lane
wouldn't want to break any traffic laws

>wanted for vandalizing hotel room

lets make our bets
i say
>white
>male
>30/40s

"high speed"

OJ was quicker

oh I finally catch one of these threads before its over

Mercedes ? Let's go with Armenian

First chase with a decent car. Nice.

I've been following for 20 mins or so, he's been driving this way the whole time. I'm curious when/how he will stop

armos are more towards glendale and burbank area

This is what I'm thinking. I figure he vandalized his hotel room by shaving his back and spilling axe body spray.

Drakkar Noir bro.

Why is it always LA?

>decent car
>trashed hotel room
>started in inglewood

It's probably a c-list rapper.

I know , I'm a South Bay bro :) we drive around all areas here lol

>Not albania.

>nerdy white guy making this interesting answering dumb bitches questions

also does anyone remember the last chase thread where that guy and that girl got away in that medical complex

this guy just does not give a shit

it was a mall parking lot wasnt it?

Whatever happened to them?

Also this guy is remarkably chill.

why not?

Literally everyone has a Mercedes in SoCal

Of course, bro. Want to buy a rolex, bro? It's real, my friend.

Americans help me understand, why is no one rolling off on the side to let them pass?

that was the thread before the last one, I think they caught the mall parking lot guy

I checked the news a week later and they still weren't apprehended

Literally stereotype joke

People drive like assholes here. I live in Santa Clarita and they recently put ads on the sides of the buses to tell people to pull the fuck over and get out of the way when there's emergency vehicles coming. It's pathetic.

Because driver's licenses are just a formality to generate revenue for the state. Because LA drivers are literally the worst. I mean, there's a huge car/motorcycle culture in socal so there are a shitload of good drivers but the vast majority are fucking retards.

This is one of the most reasonable getaway drivers I've ever witnessed

damn that's tough, drive safe you guys

"this guy is coming to your hood"

lmao

>this guy getting free advertising

Smart.

Place your bets
>Who is driver?
>How they stop him?
>Dogu or shoot dead

theyre fucking retarded.
i was driving home from work today and 2 fucking chode fucks decided to drive exactly the speed limit, side by side for several miles jamming the fuck out of the flow.

PAYLESS HEATING AND AIR CONDITIONING

>nice car
>respecting traffic laws
definitely a white male

they showed the driver like a half hour ago and was def a white male, maybe female

We try. The best part is Mexicans usually don't have insurance so if they hit you they run.

They just said hes Caucasian and calm.

>following traffic rules
>female
Chose one

he's gonna take the 126 watch

GET OFF IT

should have been a mercedes ad

DAS MY HOMETOWN BOYS

kek

Why? keep taking the 5 north. They won't do the spike strips with all the semis on the grapevine.

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holy shit SCV blood right here?

yeah looks like that's the better strat but I didn't think he'd venture in the middle of nowhere.

that's stupid and they do what this user said? I can't blame you guys for wanting to get rid of at least the illegals.

As I said before stay safe.

It's best to be drive as predictably as possible on the highway, I.E. not switching lanes and not changing speed rapidly.

>northbound 5 freeway north of Castaic
of course there's no fucking traffic

GET

Go Centurions, motherfucker. I'd still take the 5 over the 126. It's got all those semis, steep drops on the sides, etc. If you take the 126 you'll hit a lot of farmland and good places to do the pit. The only advantage I see is that the 126 has no center dividers so it would be dangerous unless both sides of the highway are clear.

Class of 2013, Swagus love

This is what's going to happen

>man gets caught in a civil manner
>white
>male
>not shot
>cops a wacist

Just you watch how they spin this

All because the dude isn't a fucking animal, a felon yes but not a savage

>ALL THE CIRCUMCISED

Jew confirmed.

CIRCUMCISE

brown or white? place your bets

>Los Angeles

obviously spik

lel, young fuck.

shit

where the cops at?

In the last car chase thread I recall, this is exactly how it ended. White dude pulled off at a rest stop, parked the truck carefully in a designated parking spot, walked out, complied, was arrested without incident.

>white male confirmed
>peaceful resolution incoming

Well that sucks.

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Is he smoking?

A FUCKING WHITE MALE
or a jew

he is white or "white"

Cops got shit for being too aggressive during pursuits so now they tend to hang back a bit and allow the helicopter to track him if the driver isn't driving crazy and there's no immediate danger to other motorist.

he is speaking whit someone.

Or being smug

>cook up some of the chicken, will be there in 15

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oh shit I kekd you asshole

he's using his turn signal, what a gentleman

nice ad for the car

>government can turn your car off

WAT!?

looks like an E series. 2013 maybe 2014.
That sun roof means the fella got money.

>fox 10 benis reading tweets live
wew

yeah they are putting little big brother devices into cars now

driver confirmed conservative, probably a frog worshipper as well

>if only there was a device that you could just point at a car and make it turn off
Like a .50cal to the engine block?

botnet cars

reportedly wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt

hes been watching fast and furious

>rain incoming

CHINESE RICH KID, JUST WATCH

Is there a major car chase almost everyday in cali? It's not even a meme anymore

I've never actually watched the movie.

With the way the guy is driving (very conservatively) it would not be a difficult shot for someone posted on a bridge with the guy coming straight towards him. Introducing angles would make it hard though.

>c-class mercedes in los angeles
>rich

THE HABOOB

if you get a sun roof for a c-class you are an idiot.

It's just dust, looking at it out my window

HE'S GOING RIGHT FOR THE DUST

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAX

checked

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DEAD NIGGERS

exactly why I said rich Chinese rich kid

This guy will be hitting the Kern County line and Bakersfield soon. Goodluck, law enforcement in Bako doesnt mess around. Also dust storm in Vakersfield right now.

>using cruise control

If he is he's based

I'm from California, I can confirm that there are police chases everyday.

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>haboob

only people in LA would use a mudslime word that has boob in it

Chinese Rich Kid? He's been using his turn signal fag.

i think its an E class

>we're watching a guy going home

you barely made it, my friend.

>deplorable jews

Got some footage of the driver from the incar webcam phone

Wow, this video is going to end because of weather making the helicopter leave. What a tease

it is. an E coupe that looks to be optioned up. total rich kid car.

>home is a prison cell

a nice finally a cop

did they say he has gone 400 miles? At 30mpg he's burned through around 13 gallons and that car has an 18 gallon tank. wonder if he's going to run out soon

>polite escape

Is this Canada?

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>Wow, this video is going to end because of weather making the helicopter leave.
what??

no!!!

>Los Feliz
>not in Cuckwoodland

>guy probably got in a fight with his mistress
>gets mad, starts trashin shit and leaves
>police are called
>OHSHITMYWIFEGONNAFINDOUT.JPG
>currently calculating how to end his life

Fox channel just said "deplorable jews (juice)"

WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING HABOOB YOU STUPID FUCKING YANKS

jesus christ i hate you dumb fat fucking retards

DUST STORM. WE MAD MAX

how long has this been happenings?

>haboob

What the fuck's a haboob?

>I think it might be Ted Cruz getting away with the delegates

Huge sandstorm.

THE FUCKING DELEGATES DAHNOLD

I've lived in LA my entire life and this is the first time I've ever hear that word and they've said it like 50 times.

It's Arabic, you should know it.

D-Does anyone has news from Jeb lately?

>A haboob (Arabic: هَبوب habūb "blasting/drifting") is a type of intense dust storm carried on an atmospheric gravity current

a sandstorm at the edge of a thunderstorm

Thanks Muhammad

>Did you hear about the flat chested dust storm expert.

She know haboobs.

He mentioned that he wouldn't be going so slow and steady anymore.

[spoiler]HABOOB[/spoiler]

ur welcome

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OH SHIT WE HABOOB NOW

Based Helicopter pilot

>mfw haboob

Habush in the haboob XDDD

I CAN'T SEE SHIT

HABOOB IT

HABOOB IT DOWN

wtf I hate haboob now

IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE HISTORIC ON THE FURY ROAD

feed is getting haboobed

HABOOB CONFIRMED

OH WHAT A LOVELY HABOOB

I don't beieve it

>"this storm is causing a six car pile up"
>"great, great"

We /Phrygian Mode/ now

youtube.com/watch?v=ZCSQfmC-BWI

ALL SHINY HABOOB

HABOOB IT

youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

we're safe of the haboob now

Magic carpet chase when

Lol where the fuck did the PD go

HE HID IN TRAFFIC
youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

>getting passed by other traffic during your high-speed pursuit

cops got lost on the haboob

Haboobs are a thing in Arizona. I have family there and one day they started using that word casually and I had to ask them wtf they were talking about.

t. Lifelong SoCal resident

>WANTED FOR VANDALIZING HOTEL ROOM

HE JUKED THEM!

HE'S GETTING AWAY

ITTY BITTY BABY

Cops probably know who it is and let him go to catch him later due to traffic on road being to dangerous to PIT him or attempt a stop.

>ywn be mike
>ywn threesome samia and the blonde grill

I HAD HABOOBY BRUVVAH! PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

Are they even on the same car anymore?

>when the haboob hits hard

He's like a regular driver now just cruising in the slow lane

HE IS GOING TO ESCAPE!

>everyone is going faster than him

American policing in a nutshell, everyone

>This

lol no

lmao they lost him so they're switching stream

youtube.com/watch?v=tt_nbf0DcQk

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does bakersfield have news helicopters??

>They lost him

XDXDXDXD

THEY LOST HIM!

noice

He used his first wish.

Kek he's being polite behind the truck

HABOOB WEED EVERYDAY

No, only news donkeys.

the cops got tricked

HOLY FUCK GUYS

THIS IS ONE OF THE RARE TIMES WHERE THE SUSPECT ACTUALLY ESCAPES!

KEK WAS ON HIS SIDE

OPTIMUS PRIME IS FIGHTING CRIME

>police following someone just going home

TOPPEST OF KEK'S

HABOOB

As my grandmammy once said: "if it aint white, it aint right"

These dumb cunts need to shut the fuck up

WHAT THE FUCK

LMAO HE'S GETTING FUEL

HES GETTING FUCKING GAS OMFG

>you will never run from the state in your vehicle
>you will never wrap your shemagh around your face as you exit your vehicle and enter the haboob

HES GETTING GAS!!!!

HE'S STOPPING FOR GAS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HES GETTING GAS

REFUELING

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

what stream?

WHAT A LEGEND

>getting gas
>still won't get caught

B R A V O

GAS GAS GAS

>he's getting gas

MAD

MAD!

Will he get gas before the cops pull in?

THE MADHABOOB
THE ABSOLUTE MADHABOOB

>Refueling to continue your high-speed chase

MAD MAN

That blond is surprised any woman would ever know anything....like, why would you even need to do that?

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

HE'S GETTING GAS

>ABC cutaway

stream where????

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN WHAT THE FUCK

fucking maximum kek

what a legend, zero fucks given

"dusty chase"
"dusty just like your vagina, hey jen?"

>getting gas

FUCKING DYING HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

KEK

the white man marches on

LMAO

MADMAN IS FILLING UP

HE HAS SOME BALLS

stream? abc7 doesn't show that

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI

If that car isn't stolen, they will find the driver.

sacramento.cbslocal.com/show/watch-live/
He's in the gas station

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

LOST THEM IN THE DUST
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GAS GAS GAS
IM GONNA FILL UP THE GAS

STREAM YOU FUCKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favorite car chase ever. Stopping to get gas? Fucking perfect. 10/10 keks

GETTING GAS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI

FOX is shilling for their hashtag but here

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI

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STREAM

WE REFUELED EDITION

>the ride never ends

FOX 10 STREAM!

He must be shitting his pants as the gallons pile up.

HOLY SHIT HES ACTUALLY DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

kek fucking legend

Where are the fucking cops????

>sacramento.cbslocal.com/show/watch-live/

He's probably having a casual conversation with other people filling up

absolute madman
youtube.com/watch?v=pokXRs_xdeU

>hi sir
>fill it up regular cash
>hey weren't you just being chased?
>yeah that's me
>No cash payment needed good day sir

HES BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET
BECAUSE HOW LUCKY HE IS

the absolute MAD LAD

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI

>police called off the chase

holy shit

>called it off

BRAVO POLICE!

>guy's stopped for petrol
>no cops around anywhere
lol your country is fucking retarded

GOTTA GET GAS!

DRIVING WITH WEED AT THE HIGHWAY SPEED
GOT PLACES TO DRIVE GOTTA GET OUT ALIVE

>Get home
>Car chase
>Dude is getting fucking gas
>Police call off the chase

The fuck did I miss?

POLICE CALLED OFF THE CHASE, HE MADE IT

THEY CALLED OFF THE CHASE!
>THEY CALLED OFF THE CHASE!
THEY CALLED OFF THE CHASE!
>THEY CALLED OFF THE CHASE!

THE MADMAN

>get's gas
>police stop chase

First one I've ever seen get away.

THIS KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The guy currently has flashing stars.

>these morons on fox10

REAL
LIFE
GTA

>Cops are this incompetent

HOLY SHITTTTTTT

>Realise the driver is white
CALL IT OFF BOYS

this is the stupidest thing ive ever EVER witnessed by america

>A fellony for throwing pie at the mayor's face
What?

ALL HAIL HABOOB

2 stars are blinking rapidly

CARD DECLINED

>CALLED OFF THE CHASE
WHAT, THEY CAN DO THAT? THATS IT? HE WON?
AMAZING

LMAO x10

HE HAD THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUEL CAP

Include me in screencap

American TV is the dogs bollocks.
This is madness.

HE'S GONNA CARJACK THAT BMW!

blonde chick wants to bang the dude

they fucking lost him!! then he stopped for gas jesus christ!

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Is Mike autistic?

HOLY FUCK GAS CAP ON THE OTHER SIDE

>He's actually filling the tank now....

Suspect is filling gas kek
>what a chase

WHY DIDN'T THEY STOP HIM AT THE GAS STATION? THIS IS SUPER RETARDED

Just American

PASSENGER DOOR OPEN?

Fucking mad isn't it? It's like this is our 21st century version of the colosseum.

Low risk, low speed chase. Why end the fun right there?

STOP SAYING DUSTY CHASE

This blonde is incredibly retarded. She's having trouble interpreting pictures.

M A D M A N

I was the first post in this thread and I am still watching

HE'S STILL IN THE GAS STATION!! LEGENDARY BREAD, LEGENDARY CHASE. GET IN HERE!!!

DOOR OPENING

THE KING STEPS OUT

"Gorilla mindset"

BOMB!

BACKPACK?

American law says if you can make it to Bakersfield before the cops use the pit maneuver then you can't be charged with a crime.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

HES PACKING HEAT

Oh shit whats in the backpack.

Agree 100 percent

ALLUHA ACKBAR

He changed backpack

GOING FOR SNACKS!

THE ACTUAL MADMAN

His cards have probably been cut off. Maybe he has no cash....

lets just let him sit there right?

>He pays for the gas

He's a pizza delivery man

he's clever

HARAMBE'S SOUL CONFIRMED FOR POSSESSING MADMAN

HARAMBE RISES

ITS A DOPPELGANGER

Meth and dildos

BOMB

COPS

this is just gta cinematic camera

CONFIRMED DIFFERENT PERSON. BAIT AND SWITCH!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

OH FUCK THEY GOT HIM

ITS OVER

GOTTEM

This is quality entertainment right here

ITS ALL OVER

NOOOOOO

lame

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

He's letting them catch up

Fuck.

DIFFERENT PERSON!
IT'S HIS INNOCENT TWIN!

Do something nigga! don't let them take you alive!

HE'S STILL INSIDE. THE BAIT AND SWITCH!!

Very strange...

>He surrendered
Why'd you get gas and then not drive away?

Should have set the car on fire.

He's gonna get up and get away when the cops aren't looking

did he handoff and switch from car to truck? someone analyze!

What an anti-climatic end

Damn that petrol station looks comfy in the middle of nowhere.

The fuck just happened?

I just got here to watch him gas up. This was 90 minutes long?

And they call off the chase to let him get gas?

And he decides to stay at the gas station with his thumb up his ass until a cop shows up.

What the hell man?

damn, that cbs chopper camera is literally a telescope

I would give 12 klondike bars to cum in mary kates mouth.

>Goes inside gas station.
>Hey kid, you want that mercedes?
>Here's the keys, it's all yours.

the blonde reporter is legally retarded.

In my fantasy, there is a bomb in the backpack, and it triggers, blowing up the gas station. Somehow the man manages to escape a 2nd time

>Mike hosting Trump rally
oh no

>Cops drive back through haboob
>look back
>empty rear seat

B U S T E D

Trump Rally?

Okay, let's just watch that now.

and straight onto trump

This is 10/10 entertainment

Can I get a tl;dr here?

I'm so fucking confused at what just happened.

All the streams give up?

We got a legit WWE commentator hyping up the crowd wtf

we don't have this in Europe

>YWN grab soda poppy & snacks to continue your high-speed getaway

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYHtHaoAzI

Watch it more

Did anyone see him go back to the car? I only saw him walk into the gas station before the cop pulled up.

They're telescopic gyro-stabilized cameras. Those copters and equipment cost over a million bucks.

>guy vandalises hotel room
>gets chased for an hour
>cops call off chase in sand storm
>suspect stops for gas
>lucky cop catches him

High enery speaker

why is this old white yank so angry?

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He is angry that America let a commie nigger muslim into power

he's based as hell tbqh fampai

TRUMP TRAIN CONFIRMED

GET ON THE TRUMP TRAIN

MAGA

He complied with popo's orders and alls well. Why can't the Google does this>

>sand storm
>In LA

I didn't even know that was a thing.

cant afford gas

I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MEXICO BUT THEN IT HIT ME YOU ARE RIGHT

what did they mean by this?

He ran for so long he was in bakersville

Trump is Reagan

>mentally incompetent people

that isnt a very nice way to talk about african americans

You make everybody rich

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