Brit/pol/ - Fuck your gay ass East Asian anime Edition

>Poor Jeremy has deluded himself into thinking that Labour in it's current state can win an election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37486397

>SNP BTFO in Holyrood health debate by opposition MSPs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37495811

>Jew Industries to use Battersea Power Station as it's HQ
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37497807

>"MUH AUSTERITY, MUH FREEDOM, MUH EU"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37472910

>Pepe branded as a hate symbol
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37493165

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=SrxuFKOv4qs
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/27/theresa-may-accused-trying-to-alter-immigration-report-before-brexit-vote
independent.co.uk/news/brexit-immigration-theresa-may-report-liberal-democrats-accuse-pm-manipulation-a7334466.html
m.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1uth8n/the_list_of_greats/
youtube.com/watch?v=xV7tTKKzGyU
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-jeremy-corbyn-polls-general-election-performance-1935-worst-80-years-a7333316.html
youtube.com/watch?v=oZKUtW-aDHM
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3812491/Labour-Peer-former-Liberty-director-Shami-Chakrabarti-set-join-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-team-shadow-attorney-general.html
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/40h4pr/whats_everyones_opinions_on_the_doctors_strike/
pastebin.com/zLx3kMFS
youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
strawpoll.me/11324546
youtube.com/watch?v=nCGSXMiQrFQ
strawpoll.me/11324640
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_the_United_Kingdom#Post_tax_household_income
telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/household-bills/9680091/British-families-need-25000-just-to-survive.html
ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/earningsandworkinghours/bulletins/annualsurveyofhoursandearnings/2015provisionalresults
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Anime.

>1 post by this ID
Shill thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=SrxuFKOv4qs

>She was on our side all along
How does it feel to accidentally get a redpilled PM lads?

theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/27/theresa-may-accused-trying-to-alter-immigration-report-before-brexit-vote

independent.co.uk/news/brexit-immigration-theresa-may-report-liberal-democrats-accuse-pm-manipulation-a7334466.html

night lads

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love this meme

Make a strict distinction between reality and what you're seeing on the screen. No matter how hard you masturbate or concentrate, you'll never actually be in the scene in the porn you're using - you're still the loser bastard masturbating to the computer screen (an extraordinary sense of shame, I think, is very useful in keeping you away from the stuff).

I think the secret to permanent nofap is to seek the truth and follow the facts. Also, realise that actual reality is better and so much more satisfying than any fantasy you masturbate to - rather than be a useless, waste of space of a loser and masturbate to a computer screen, do something fantastic with yourself - find what you love doing and earn bucket loads of money and actually make it happen in real life, rather than be that pathetic loser with his porn. You'll not only be able to actually screw the models you look at in porn, you'll buy all the other things you've ever wanted - a luxurious home, a fantastic car, maybe be a Trump and apply your influence in making Western civilisation great.

Wow OP, a very un-comfy edition for what is usually Brit/pol/s comfiest hours

Gor those who remember me posting before, I'm still sending back copies of the New European before anyone has a chance to buy one and no one has noticed yet.
We must all do what we can, no matter how small a gesture it might be.

Here are some further thoughts, in case they might help:

The benefits of nofap: having immense self-control and self-discipline and not being ruled by your primal urges and impulses. It'll improve your strength of will and character. The man of great self-control and self-discipline will always beat the guy who has his urges to satisfy. The man who allows his impulses, especially his sexual impulses, an important say in his life is easily manipulable, whereas the man of great self-control and discipline is free. Have you read J. D. Unwin's Sex and Culture? In a world where most people are just screwing themselves and behaving like wild, impulsive animals, the people of Cred Forums can have a real advantage in following nofap and being the calm, strong and grounded opponents against those who keep spreading this degeneracy.
I've always imagined army generals and the great leaders of history and today are men of extraordinary self-discipline, which makes sense since they usually have a great deal dependent on their ability to live a stable and well-ordered life, a life not so easily drawn to primal vices.

Also, permitting your impulses any influence, I think, can really draw you into women who'll use your need for sexual activity. Abstinence from sexual activity will give you that level-headedness you need in selecting mates and you'll naturally seek the kind of partner that'll fulfill you in an intellectual, virtuous and soulful way - you'll pay a great deal more attention to her personality and character, and therefore better at avoiding manipulative witches, rather than seeking to satisfy your lusts.

I also think that a man who has mastered himself is capable of mastering the world.

Perhaps you'll find this informative:
m.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1uth8n/the_list_of_greats/

Goodnight, sweetums.

Nth for Gemma

I am replying to this because I am insecure.

We won, lads, time to pack it in. Anime is real now.

Long live Western civilisation. Put all your energies into achieving greatness and surpassing your ancestors. Don't follow nigger-tier behaviour and waste your primal energies on such useless pursuits - the pinnacle of the West was founded upon self-control and self-discipline and abstinence. We need strong-willed, self-disciplined people with exceptionally grounded characters on the side of Western civilisation.

Find out what your interests are and the things you're good at and try to make lots of money with those interests and achieve immense success. And then use your newly acquired influence to help save Western civilisation. Maybe bring your fellow white sisters and brothers to your side and strengthen their wills and characters.
Direct all your primal instincts and energies into activities that’ll immortalise you.

Remember - they're fantasies. The reality is this: you're a loser masturbating to a computer screen or porn in some other form of media. Do your best to make this distinction every time. You could, instead, go out into the world and be wildly successful, and then perhaps have the power to make your 'quirks' come true with people who share them with you, instead of masturbating in front of a computer screen. The virtual world is no substitute for reality - you should instead try making your actual reality so satisfying and wonderful to live in that you'll have no need for such fantasies.

Fantasies are fantasies and will never be actual reality, no matter how strongly you apply your mental skills, unless you actually go out there and make something of yourself.

Seek the truth and the facts. Imagine how much better actual reality can be - instead of a life spent indulging in your fantasies, when in reality you're just pathetically masturbating in front of a computer screen.

Is it true yall got banned from hate chan Cred Forums? That place is increasingly shit I can barely browse there anymore.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xV7tTKKzGyU

>…a crown
>Golden in show, is but a wreath of thorns.
>…he who reigns within himself, and rules
>Passions, desires and fears, is more a king;
>Which every wise and virtuous man attains…
>…this attracts the soul,
>Governs the inner man, the nobler part,
>That other o’er the body only reigns
John Milton, Paradise Regained

JUST cuck my party up
t. jezza

Are labour the new old Liberal Party?

Does anyone have where Double Agent Corbyn said he wants unlimited immigration for the UK?

From a previous thread:

Well known, now, is it?

Not by anyone who hasn't studied the life of Hitler so my original statement was incorrect

I'm a big time Hitler aficionado, not for the Stormfag reasons like killing Jews, but because of his will to power
He went from homeless man to arguably the most powerful man in the entire world in a very short amount of time

I also admire Stalin for possessing equally as much force of will as he also came from essentially nothing

Those men are a testament to the power of the individual and we live in a time where we are constantly told that the individual is powerless because the elites like it this way
They don't want people believing in themselves.

That place was always shit.

In his speech he said he would not tell a false lie about stopping migration instead he would just tax people more to pay for dealing with immigration.

This.

If I find myself looking at porn I imagine how pathetic I must look to a third party.

We Hotel Corbynista now.

I really don`t think about third parties in my room.

Do you ever sometimes just wonder restarting your entire life lads? Being reborn into your younger self but with all of your current memories and intelligence...

One can only dream.

Beautiful, beautiful. Along with Shakespeare, I've made an effort to memorise some of Milton's verses, as well as many others.

I'd have a go on Claudia Winkleman desu lads

I`d like to have thought I`d have lived a little differently, but in all honesty I`d probably make the same choices.

>John Curtice (britain's top pollster predicts Labour will have 190 seats after the next election, the worst since 1935.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-jeremy-corbyn-polls-general-election-performance-1935-worst-80-years-a7333316.html

The ABSOLUTE state of Labour.

I'd likely still fuck it up

Ooo, that's nice, but no. I believe what I'm saying is more basic than that. It's just a simple matter of distinguishing between and making clear what are the fantasies that you're indulging in, and the plain facts.

>tfw turned down sex when I was 12 and then 14 like a retard
I could have been a normie. I don't know what I was thinking.

>190 seats
It'll never be that bad.

Consider that Britain in her most glorious days hardly were so focused on sex as Britons are today. I especially have Enoch Powell in mind, since he's been the focus of my interests lately. Britain today has become so negrofied - that, in the mainstream, the most desirable traits in a man are the following: being laidback and not-so-serious (instead of being driven and ambitious in achieving success and prosperity), have a preference for 'having fun' (as opposed to intense focus on a goal, creation and production), direct a large portion of time and energy towards exercise and maintaining a certain physique (instead of reading tomes upon tomes on subjects that further our careers, language skills and our own enlightenment), applying intimidation, emotions, threat of physical violence and violence itself in order to resolve disputes, and so on (instead of resorting to calm, collected, reasoned, logical and fact-based negotiation and discussion). I suspect these conditions in our culture is why fucking niggers - despite being so insanely inclined towards committing crimes, unreliable partners, retarded, emotional, and having an obsession with playing the eternally entitled victim - can have any kind of dating market at all for them - and why whites are not doing as well as they should, seeing as whites are biologically supposed to be more k-selected.

My friend - drop women - forget women - for now. Focus your mind on achieving glory and greatness. Understand that there's a great deal more to mind than females - there are men like Napoleon, Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great who were destined to write their own immortal presence in history. Enoch Powell himself, according to that documentary, never had a social life and devoted his time to devouring knowledge from an array of subjects. He later fulfilled a military duty and really stormed through the ranks.

Was she hot though famalam?

it doesn't turn you into a normie.

I think the moment you kick sexual activity out of your life, at the very least during the time you're gobbling up successes and achievements, you'll be able to commit the entirety of your mind, character and primal instincts to obtaining glory. And as you rise through the ranks in your career and through life, you'll find the right woman at the right time, and it'll certainly be the right woman since your faculty to choose won't be distorted by lust, and so you'll end up with a compatible personality and character - it'll all take care of itself.

Be alpha and assert your will upon the women. Be a Trump: don't give a fucking damn what society says and when they slander your name, and drag the rest of society kicking and screaming into decency, integrity, sophistication and civilisation.

In other words, be fucking alpha, like Trump - the guy just doesn't spare a thought to his critics and just marches on and fucking trolls them and leaves them utterly confused and desperate.
Men are just made to not give a fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=oZKUtW-aDHM

From 2:08 to 2:47

I highly recommend films by Robert Mitchum, by the way, if you want to see what a rugged and gruff guy is like, and was produced in the days before the fucking toxic cultural marxism that we see today.

I recommend all the old classics, especially film noirs - they're full of tough guys; they're how masculinity should look like.

Uh, Guys...
>former Liberty director Shami Chakrabarti 'set to join Jeremy Corbyn's team as shadow attorney general'

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3812491/Labour-Peer-former-Liberty-director-Shami-Chakrabarti-set-join-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-team-shadow-attorney-general.html

Well, nobody uses his allegory in the strict sense anymore to talk about forms and essences. But more to do with the dangers of a fascination with the shadows on the wall, and those things that cast them.

Pushing through the illusory meanings of the world to find what really casts all shadows.

Might have given me better odds.

See this is a hard question to answer, because is it noncery to think back to your 12 year old self and then think of the girls you liked at that age? Really makes me think.

See
The Noldor are coming home to Valinor, 18 months since they were exiled during Cred Forums harbour.

Not all anime!

>Long live Western civilisation.

We are fucked and you know that.

are there many weebs in israel and the IDF

I don't know if I will ever be able to do it until I get this loose skin removed. I don't even have a lot, unlike my ex-fatties you see with it.

Ah, well, I thought it implied that there are things as we see them and the things in themselves, the latter of which can only be seen by philosophers or those are of a higher mental level. And what I'm saying is much more basic than that.

>he fell for the (((nofap))) meme

>Rabbi ate his foreskin so he's on lifetime nofap

Thanx 4 all the posts. This is what I needed. This guy is dropping gold.

If you were to tell the average person 60 years ago in the West that the white race could be bred out of existence, then they'd laugh at you and think you were insane. Just as today's situation would seem impossible 60 years ago, so as the situation we desire would seem to us today. We just need the ferocity and spirit that made Hitler such a prominent driver in the course of history, or at the very least something like Trump.

Yeah, I understand your point.

It's an allegory to display the essences of things. Or attempt to show that they exist.

The essence of a chair, book, man, est... In perfect form and from which all things are derived. Not in the sense that they are copies, but that they are existent as essences of thing which much necessarily be able to be manifest in the world since they are conceivable. Even if only in our minds.

Fuck off Stalin

A homeless man is the more free than anyone

Has the BBC gone too far?

Stalin conveniently forgets here that true freedom can also only occur when a man is not in fer of losing his life, or being sent to the gulag for sneezing at the wrong commisar.

My friend, I'm glad to have helped.

Spread it, spread the good word to your whitebros.

>white race
Shit meme made by burgerfat mongrels

Yes they have,long ago

>UK's draconian free speech laws
>post pepe on twitter
>get arrested and thrown in jail for hate speech
wew lad

Ok.

Brother I've always thought animue was faggier than shit but there was a time a while back where some guys on Cred Forums would constantly shill for Legend of Galactic Heroes so I gave it a go. It is hands down the best show I've ever seen. Now I still think all other animue is probably faggy but at least give that one a chance

Freedom from responsibility? Beware of unwittingly becoming a communist - or a fucking SJW, leftist or liberal...

Sir Edward Gibbon (1737-1794), author of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, wrote tellingly of the collapse of Athens, which was the birthplace of democracy. He judged that, in the end, more than they wanted freedom, the Athenians wanted security. Yet they lost everything-security, comfort, and freedom. This was because they wanted not to give to society, but for society to give to them. The freedom they were seeking was freedom from responsibility. It is no wonder, then, that they ceased to be free.

Now I am hungry.

yeast infection inc.

I wonder if the Anti-Defamation League is linked to Clinton in any way.

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>In perfect form and from which all things are derived

Yes, exactly.

Fuck i want my mom to die but not this.
I didnt bring my immunity dog today.

thicc

Nigger.

Owned by the same (((people)))

T-Thank you. :3

No problem, bro. Long live Britannia.

>choose to do degree in psychology instead of maths because I wanted to be normie at uni
>end up hardly speaking to anybody in psychology and by the end of the 3 years i'm socialising with more maths people
great memories though, wish i'd known that maths at uni wasn't going to be basement dwellers and koreans like at 6th form

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>Trump
>Decency, Integrity, Sophistication and Civilisation
> the guy just doesn't spare a thought to his critics

The guy is a very thin skinned professional bullshitter. A real swindler merchant if there ever was one. The meltdown on Cred Forums when they finally realise it after he wins in November is going to be something to behold.

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Fuck you mate I'm starting my psychology degree in october

I just want to be a detached outsider looking into peoples minds, I like the idea of that.

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>Picking your subject for socialization
>Not realizing that's what societies are for

you dun goofed

God save the queen lads

nigga i didn't know going in. my school prepared us for the academics and taught us how to cook spaghetti but that was it as far as uni went. Almost all of my friends came from Vidya and dodgeball society and I just wish I'd known that'd be the case going in.
Haha not even remotely mate, you'll learn an even split between common sense and biology and be spending your study time learning particular studies and having to memorise names and dates to studies to write essays.

these are the best anglo countries tbqh lads, canada doesnt even have a union jack anymore

Well, I'm off to bed, my good men. Have a good night.

im doing a psych minor, all my classes are either normie girls or nu males

Subsequent to our secession from the EU will our ties be strengthened to Japan and South Korea so qts from said countries can easily migrate here?

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The Anglo-Saxon countries: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, America and Britain - a few of the most prosperous countries in the world, the latter two being the two most prosperous in history.

Anglo-Saxon supremacy?

>Haha not even remotely mate, you'll learn an even split between common sense and biology and be spending your study time learning particular studies and having to memorise names and dates to studies to write essays.
I wanna go Hannibal lecter though ;_;

>Canada
>Anglo
Its a Chinese-French country.

yellow fever detected

Will people be uttering that phrase (albeit with Queen changed to King) with equal enthusiasm when William takes the throne?

It was a largely Anglo-Saxon creation, as far as I know - its prosperity has been the result of Anglo-Saxons.

Anyway, I'm off now. Goodnight.

fuck off

Hey there.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/40h4pr/whats_everyones_opinions_on_the_doctors_strike/

>everyone supports them

Rod Liddle on tomorrow's QT. Love him, he'll be great.

>but Bonnie Greer is also on it

'Twas merely a joke, sirs.

After the withdrawal we will have to increase trade relations with as many countries as possible.

How's it going to work

Karen is such a cutie, is it wrong to want to mating press her after or before a cuddle?
pastebin.com/zLx3kMFS

He'll lead us into WWIII from the cockpit of his personal attack helicopter, you'll see.

>australia
>sunny

>mfw

What is the name for the position when the girl's flat on her tummy and the guy's giving it to her from behind while straddling her ass?

There are about 250 million people in the world of British descent. Or over 3% of the world population. One in 30 people on this planet are anglos. The eternal anglo race will never die. Our ancestors did good.

Pronebone.

Karen is not for lewd, get your own yankee doodle waifu

I am suddenly very depressed and must leave

Might go for a middle of the night walk.

Karen IS for lewd.

Nice body girlie

I thought it was lazy doggy

>australia
>desert

nice body girlie

nice body girlie

dab your knob with toilet paper before putting it away

Most of it is an uninhabitable desert tho

>bare feat in water
you are evil

You call that rain? Here in sunny old england, the kiddies have to take snorkels to school.
I'm personally sitting up to my taint in water right now holding my PC under a broken umbrella.

speed bump?

I forgot you existed

bloody foreigners trying to steal are women...
n-nice body, girlie

>shilling against anime
>not even bothering to pretend Brit/pol/ isn't Jewish propaganda

youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

nice body girlie

It's okay, limey, I prefer Americans.

Literally me.

THESE ARE THE SERIOUS QUESTIONS WE WANT THE ANSWERS TO!

strawpoll.me/11324546

strawpoll.me/11324546

strawpoll.me/11324546

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>Tfw moving to yorkshire for uni

Which city?

>it's another american attacted to literal shitholes
You can't make this shit up. Are you a pure blood nigger or 1/8th? AKA "white in America"

either hull or leeds

I'm due up next week for their open days

I live in Hull.

S C R A P
C
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Nice body, girlie

Tits >>>>>>>>> Arse

As my grandmammy once said: "if it aint white, it aint right"

Why are Russians so obsessed with anal sex.

>paddling barefoot in the billabong
Stay vigilant for bunyips.

How does it compare with Leeds?

I'm pretty sure I've spoken to you in an older britpol thread

What's the last thing you think of before sleep?

My condolences

hips>tits>arse

there's a smiley face on that red leaf

: )

I'm a paizuri man myself, Jun just happens to draw meaty rectums.

There are others from Hull who post here, I have spoken to them before, so I don't know if you spoke to me.

>How does it compare with Leeds?
Leeds has a better university I think.

a good butt is essential to be honest
what's the point in a girl if she hasn't got one?
might as well be a boy

That's a poisonous kutawala frog.

I love anime.

kek

Damn near killed 'em..

Ohhhh yes

Last night I was thinking about how the Chinese Room argument is basically a load of bunk.

Usually it's just sweet oblivion.

Tits > Thighs > Arse = Hips

It can be nice but some niggers go way overboard, there is such a thing as too big.

I'm at Hull uni right now lad

>her

>Chinese Room
Explain?

Sayin' fuck anime on an anime site is like sayin' fuck brits in a brit/pol/ thread... think before you talk.

I sleep 4 hours a night all week and go to bed extremely tired a few hours ago and slept for 2 hours and now feel as if I've had 12 hours sleep what in the fuck.

thats not the pic i posted

youtube.com/watch?v=nCGSXMiQrFQ

Try to get it all out of my head tbqh
Empty the mind then let the night take me away.
Gotta be fresh for the morning.

I have a reoccurring mental image right before I sleep every night, it's a dark street with orange street lamps. On my right is a black wrought iron fence with a park inside and a few trees lining the edge and on my left is the road and then a row of terraced houses
Weird desu, I don't think it's a memory because I don't recognise the street

Spooked me a bit for a while because it's a really clear image and I otherwise have trouble picturing things mentally

I feel like i need a flowchart or venn diagram to understand this post
I mean ideally we don't have to choose

You ever seen lasses with massive knockers and no arse or hips? Like fucking tree trunks, not a good luck

what are you studying user? how's the socs?

>Ladies, Yoko Ono Wants You To Participate In Her Next Artwork

>Women of all ages, from all countries of the world: you are invited to send a testament of harm done to you for being a woman. Write your testament in your own language, in your own words, and write however openly you wish. You may sign your first name if you wish, but do not give your full name. Send a photograph of your eyes. The testaments of harm and photographs of your eyes will be exhibited in my installation Arising, October 7, 2016 – February 5 2017, at Reykjavik Art Museum. I very much hope for your participation.

when will this old hag give up

Too much sleep at once tends to make me even more tired, am I broken?

I'm the same.

Would you still go to Alton Towers, lads?

Anime is white genocide

3rd year mechanical engineering, idk how the socs are because i'm an autistic loner

I find it highly laughable that a cartoon frog has become a symbol of hate among normies and posting such a picture would brand you worse than Hitler to them

yeah

It`s the safest after the storm, of course I would.

Blokes might as well enter for a laugh, nowt stopping them

strawpoll.me/11324640

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room

But basically, the Turing test isn't an indicator of consciousness - Markov Chain bots do a decent job of that already.
And if a machine can simulate a human mind perfectly, then it is going through all the relevant processes to have consciousness.

Same deal with Philosophical Zombies, really.

Dammit

Don't think normies give a fuck desu, they just think it's a silly frog cartoon. Only spastics who treat 24hr news channels like a religion would sperg out over it

just saw this comment on a BBC article about pepe

>It's been depicted as everything as a vehicle for autistic children to express themselves. Branding it as hateful based on a few rare pepes is an attack on the disabled.

>Karenautists keep going in and out of incognito mode to make it seem like everyone is ok with karenposting.
Pretty sad.

/r9k/ BTFO

Morning lads.

Hope I never wake up

afternoon lad

How the fuck do you sleep so much?

Did you dream during your 2 hour power nap?

Oi oi, got any plans? I'm off bird-watching at about 9

boobs > hairy pusspuss > butts > chubby tummy > hips > feminine penis > roastie > masculine penis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feet

There is an unopened 6 pack of Freddo's in the kitchen cupboard downstairs lads.

I need a Freddo power up, but I don't want to wake anyone up. Is it worth the risk?

>chubby tummy
Guilty pleasure.

Nige would do it.

Dare to dream.

>liking cock
>not liking feet

Do your parents know you're gay bro?

Flip a coin. That is how I have started making decisions since I struggle to make up my mind otherwise.

Absolutely disgusting

This fucker gets it.

why dont millennial women cook? this shit is all my housemates eat.

I've watched so much Trump/Farage that I've adopted their mannerisms when speaking, the pauses mid sentence for dramatic effect, the authoratative tone, the way they always end on a poignant point. Anybody else?

Trump`s twitter speak is pretty enjoyable to read.

i watched so much of this guy that i became a morality man

There is no cost of living crisis.

I have done the maths. It is a lie.

The average salary in the UK is £26,500.

For a young professional living in Reading, a total yearly household bill is around £16,651.

How is this calculated?

>Average Rent: £10,188 p/a
>Average Clothing: £1175 p/a
>Average Food: £1560 p/a
>Council Tax: £828 p/a (single persons discount @ 25%)
>TV License: £145 p/a
>Broadband: £270 p/a (TalkTalk Fibre)
>Cleaning/Toiletries: £180 p/a
>Travel: £575 p/a (bus pass covering metropolitan Reading)
>Mobile: £180 p/a (Lycamobile £15 Bundle, 1000 mins, Ultd Texts, 4GB data)
>Dentist: £50 (checkups)
>Hairdressing: £120 p/a (cut & style)
>Laptop: £400
>Water: £255
>Dual Fuel: £725

Calculated from a mixture of the national averages from Money Advice Service, Telegraph Finance etc., Reading Borough Council, Reading Bus Travel, Talktalk Fibre, Lycamobile, RightMove, and a few price comparison sites.

So I ask you, where is the other almost £10,000 going!?

I do the same thing. The best part is that people listen to what I say now. I think there is something mesmerizing about that speech pattern.

>that first sip of the day

A lot of people earn well below average you spastic.

This comes into my dissertation I wrote.

Essentially my view is that a machine cannot be said to be, from our perspective at least, intelligent unless it is bodied and thus can experience the world in action towards it, instead of passive illusion and sense data.

This assumes some things:
That we want AI to be pragmatic and useful
That we need to observe it in our terms

In the terms of hypotheticals, then there's no need for it to interact with us in a bodied way, instead fulfilling consciousness within simulation--which is another existential question. Both would we addressed at the same time.

However, it's worth mentioning that Satre was obsessed with free will. Can such a simulation fulfil freedom from the AI-perspective? Perhaps. Perhaps also from ours.

Although this is entirely if we wish for it to be non-interactive with us. We cannot have both.

>The average salary in the UK is £26,500.
Really? Pretty sure this is well into the upper middle class. Average income here must be around £19,000 is my bet.

Income tax? Have you accounted for that?

Even on £19k you can fucking live.

Reading is an expensive place to live, if you lived somewhere like Dover or Wales, the cost of rent and council tax goes down massively, putting it near £8 an hour territory.

£26,000 pays the rent and buy a bag of shopping in London

After tax and NI its £21,187

So where is this £5000 that's gone missing?

It's a total scam. There is no crisis of cost of living. There is only a crisis in money management.

But this brings up issues of observation and empirical verification. If one wants to do such things. It certainly wouldn't be an anthropocentric intelligence, which is one that we intend to build.

London is a shithole though so who cares.

Yeah but not exactly extremely well, especially if you have children or anything like that.

haha great meme friend

>For a young professional

You missed that part.

If you have a family and kids, then you claim Child Tax Credit, working tax credit etc to top up income. So that makes your point void.

anime will never die plebbit

10/10 meme

Most people are not young professionals lad. The cost of living crisis probably has fuck all to do with them.

>travel £600 pa

Fucking hell I wish. My season ticket alone is over 2 grand and I have to run a car as well.

You're also missing income tax, NI, student loan cotributions, service charges and home insurance. But i agree largely with your point.

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lads if a girl asks me if im going to a party then says 'yayyyy' when i say yes does it mean she wants the D?

>income tax/NI
>student loan contributions
£75 * 12 = £900
>Service charges
Literally what?
>Home insurance
£109 year on average.

Where is this other £4000?

looks like anime is Kek-endorsed

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NEET life seems pretty appealing now

she was humouring you

People need to stop spoiling their kids with pointless shit like iPhones and tablets and laptops etc.

A chromebook and a £50 Android is all a kid ever fucking needs to do their work and be able to socialise, simple as that. School uniforms are cheap from supermarkets, so are kids clothes. If you feed your kids properly and don't constantly take them out or buy fast food, then the cost of food is not that much either. Like I said, its not a cost of living crisis, its a crisis of intelligence.

needs more context m8. Potentially, but it depends on the circumstances. She could be using you as back up, if her main squeeze isn't available.

Fuck you

"Good for you!"

Pets
Replacement of wear and tear

Actually living is the rest
Disposable income

>Essentially my view is that a machine cannot be said to be, from our perspective at least, intelligent unless it is bodied and thus can experience the world in action towards it, instead of passive illusion and sense data.
Depends upon the method of construction, surely.
If, hypothetically, a human brain was modelled exactly, it wouldn't need to be bodied to be intelligent any more than someone in a sensory deprivation tank could be said to be unintelligent.

As for free will, the concept is fundamentally flawed to begin with. It's a distraction, frankly.

Who no tits masterrace here?

Have you ever lived alone lad? And you're falling for statistics. That's mean, you want median. Which is already around £4000 lower.

Travel is wrong. And most people will run a car which should be fine for a YP on average salary. Even without a car, to assume that the average person can use a bus to get to work is to have no understanding of commuting in Britain.

Your mobile bill assumes ownership of a phone. Most people can't spend £500 on a phone off the bat and as such enter into normal contracts. inb4 they don't need a good phone, many do.

No nights out? No holidays? No hobbies?

Why work?

Your assumption is based on the most boring, sad cunt just living in a flat and working and doing literally nothing else but wank and watch Netflix.

>pets
Pets are a luxury, not a necessity.

>Wear and tear
Wear and tear of what? Already got a clothing budget there. Your household items should be lasting years if you're not a fucking ape.

fuck mate i could get arrested for looking at this pic

Kekarooni

Athletic.

we got rid of the old flag to appease the Quebecois, but when the government unveiled the new (current) flag, ironically (and rightfully) they hated it even more.
i await the day the jack returns on our flag desu

You may have already included it in the rent, but in lots of flats you have to pay a service charge that covers the cost of the shared space and external structures.

I own my flat, but still have to pay about a grand a year just to pay for things like repairs, external redecoration, shared leccy for the hall etc. In more central parts of london it can often be 2 or 3 grand.

But like I say. I agree with you.

>Falling for statistics
I am using the facts.
After all the costs discussed, we have somewhere between £3500 and £4000 income left. That's plenty of money for living, phones, nights out, etc.

I used Reading as an example, Reading has a robust commuter network. The same can be said for a lot of towns and cities, especially in the south east. These aren't assumptions, I went out of the way to collect this information, faggot.

They always want the d
If she cant find a darkie youll be her backup choice

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>1 post by this id

So you're left with about £350/month to actually live on... WEW

One good night out with mates - £50
A night local every week - £80
Saving for a holiday - £50 (assuming one cheap holiday/year which is pathetic)
Taking a girl out every week or 2 - £100
Gym membership so you don't waste away at your office job - £30

Leaves about £40/month. So you can earn the mean wage (we should be using median, not mean you fucking statistics noob) and living a pretty subpar life with no real hobbies, no real fun and barely any travel at all. Travelling on a bus and having no vehicle. Barely being able to afford dates or weekends away etc.

And you can save about £400/year

Fucking amazing lad.

The cost of those things are included in the rent rate discussed.

Protip: The average wage in london is around £10,000 higher.

You anime haters needs to understand that there is good redpilled animes out there and not all of them are loli moe fanservice bluepilled garbaje por pedos.

>2:3 Union flag and ensigns, not 1:2
OUR OWN FUCKING OLYMPICS CAN'T GET IT RIGHT

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>a night local every week
Why the hell are you spending £80 a month in a fucking pub?

>Taking a girl out every week or two: £100
What the actual fuck are you doing, you don't take a girl out every fucking week, once or twice a month otherwise she comes to expect to be spoilt rotten.
>Gym: £30
Doing bodyweight exercise at home, jogging, moving furniture, running errands etc: £0

I went to Sydney in 08, I remember it had about as many shitskins as Manchester at the time

I am a Briton now

I thought I'd draw up a concept for a prospective CANZUK flag.

>The provisional results from the April 2014 ASHE report gives median gross annual earnings of £27,195 for full-time employees.

GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT STATISTICS NOOB.

Also going to the pub every night of your life is going to get you an early grave.

Three times a week, max.

You don't want mean. You want median. Mean is artificially high because of top earners, the median is what actually matters when you're looking at the average earner.

I've literally written reports on this shit. If you didn't spend 95% of your life in your mum's bra drawer you'd notice that despite 'doing the research' the reality doesn't match up to your conclusions at all. You've already dropped from £10,000 to £3,500 so I think it's clear you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Also see:
Maybe you're happy that the mean wage allows a person to live a boring life and save next to nothing, but truly that's a retarded standpoint.

oi m8

Not if freedom is essential for intelligence, or the action upon it. I posit that it is essential to think with a consciousness. Try to imagine, if you will, a day wherein you act in accordance to hard determinism, and that you do not choose. The former simply becomes irrelevant as you are so boggled by the notion that you accept that you must think that 'you' exist, and can act in a free way. The nagging determinism becomes ignored.


the issue he raises, and i think it is essential to point this out, is that we are obsessed with the anthropocentric view of intelligence, since it is all we can gather from ourselves. it is a form of dualism to assume that one can in essence, and i mean it in the sense of the word, can be transferred to something which is utterly foreign and has no capacity to change on a 'construction basis'. as in, metal and silicone are static, and our brains are not

the mind then becomes unessential to the brain, which rather undermines the whole point of construction, no?

> it wouldn't need to be bodied to be intelligent any more than someone in a sensory deprivation tank could be said to be unintelligent

they would be if they were that way since birth
what person would exist, then? it would have to be simulated for any interactions to take place and for the 'person' to begin
without sense from birth and the capacity to process it as actually important, there is no 'on' button to our lives

please give me your thoughts
i'm going to bed soon my man

Okay, then see and you'll see Median is actually higher.

>Live a boring life.
A proper person would go out of their way to either move into a new job with a higher wage, get promoted or negotiate a pay rise. Not all of us are beta cucks like you who can't confront their boss lmao

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>i was there
feels good

>there are people retarded enough in this very thread as to trust their money with the (((banks)))
Lads, buy a safe and then buy as much gold as you can afford to put in it. In the event of a global financial crisis your poundswill be worth absolutely nothing, but gold has stayed consistent in it's value for millenia.

>Going to pubs
I have friends. I go once or twice a week, not always pubs, sometimes restaurants or a night at mine or a car/horse/dog race or local boxing, football or whatever. It's called having a life. I just said pubs instead of autistically listing my hobbies as I assumed you'd be able to conclude that yourself.

>Taking a girl out 2-4 times per month
You're trying to act like an alpha but the reality is probably that you have no idea what women even are. Going on dates with a girl you're dating is literally the point of relationships. You explore together. Go to the zoo, go to the beach, go to nice restaurants, go to see bands... Do that 3 times a month and spend £35 each time....

>Gym
Implying I'd just move a table around my house all evening.

Some people do powerlifting, bodybuilding, swimming, rowing, kayaking, team sports (that one requires friends m9ey). You need a gym for most.

The provisional results from the April 2014 ASHE report gives median gross annual earnings of £22,044 for all employees

You purposely chose to ignore 'all workers' which is what matters.

I said a night a week.

Fuck you.

Too big.

Doctor RAD motherfuckers

>implying anyone wants to be willfully stuck in the rat race on a gradual slowboat up the corporate ladder, in a job they don't like pandering to people they hate

they are being meanies, but they do have a point

which is that when you have to budget to such an extreme, then something is the issue

>All workers
If you work part time, you shouldn't be living on your own. We are basing this on a young professional, a full time worker. Please try again.

Fuck you.

wish i had a tummy like her

No, you'll see that that user used full time workers, not all workers. You're at a computer, look it up yourself you fucking idiot, I shouldn't have to do this for you:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_the_United_Kingdom#Post_tax_household_income

I don't have a boring life. I have a pretty good life and as I run my own life and don't suck the teat of the eternal Jew I actually earn a decent wedge and I don't have to beg a 'boss' to throw scraps my way.

I'm saying that a person on a median wage in the UK cannot live a very fun life while also expecting to save any money at all.

Seras - for the working class
Karen - for the middle class
Integra - for the upper class

Are you a gurl?

Who is Seras?

anime? what?

The old flag symbolizes our evil, disgusting past when we weren't multicultural faggots and we had an inkling of culture and history being seeded, so we'll never go back to it.

>tfw I have it hanging on my garage wall
>tfw Canadians actually get patriotic over the Cuckanada flag for literally nothing more than "muh diversity and good goys"

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No. If I was a girl, then I could.

The median vs mean point works for full time workers. You originally used mean for all. Now you want to use median for full time.

Maybe next time you do this research you should actually work out what point it is you're trying to make.

>it`s been like 20 years since Hellsing

That Australian one looks mint

The flags should be colour coded.

UK: Union jack.
Australia: Blue ensign.
New Zealand: white ensign
Canada: Red ensign

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_the_United_Kingdom#Post_tax_household_income
I raise you this: telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/household-bills/9680091/British-families-need-25000-just-to-survive.html

>£25000 to survive
That's for a family. If you have a family, both parents should be working and raking in at least £36000 yearly, a man working full time and a woman part time can easily be raking in £24k + £12k. For a young professional, the bill will be much lower. Bear in mind that amount also includes luxuries like Sky TV and a ludicrous £86 a week food bill. Literally what.

Seras victoria

The hypothetical about simulating a human brain was mainly to make a point about memories - would an AI need to be bodied if it already contained the relevant data?

And I fundamentally hold that there's only two ways for a mind to act - randomly or deterministically (or some combination of the two). Both of which preclude free will.

>a fucking leaf etc etc

Quit leaving us out.

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For anybody following the income debate:

Read this and try to actually learn something. Look at trends rather than numbers if you want meaningful information.

ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/earningsandworkinghours/bulletins/annualsurveyofhoursandearnings/2015provisionalresults

Also known as best girl.

Perfect CANZUK flag incoming

You made your choice

guy with genki athletic gf with itty bitty torturable tits reporting

>"Don't forget that £24,801.51 is the figure UK families need to bring home so, once income tax and national insurance has been taken into account, the basic rate taxpayer would actually have to earn well over £30,000."

>The research found that mortgage repayments, which average £4,515 a year

>£86 for a family isn't really that much. Maybe you live off noodles but most people like to eat well

>"Given this it is maybe not surprising, but nevertheless still worrying, that a third of respondents say they do not have a savings account and, of those that do, only one in five are managing to save more each month than last year.

>SURVIVING

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Yes I've subtly adopted the habits and mannerisms of my favourite speakers.

no.

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Wheeler walker jr. ALL DAY

This is an edition I can endorse in these wee hours.