At least we're not speaking German

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

What's the dumbest thing you've heard a boomer say?

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Cameron White
Cameron White

"Vote for Hillary or I'll haunt you."

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

I'm Scottish. I should be speaking Gaelic.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

t.b.h. english > german

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

"when are you going back to school ?'

i have science degree

David Nelson
David Nelson

"when i retire..."

Julian King
Julian King

I'd rather be speaking German if it means the Axis won

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

What's dumb about that? I'm glad we beat back the Eternal Krauts in round two... sadly in round three the germanic scum are trying a new tactic to take over Europe, weaken it with immigration and take power via the EU

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Wir schaffen das

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Only if you're from the highlands m8

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

"I was for Bernie, but now anyone but Trump."
My uncle.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

voting matters

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

...but you can

...ruining your country

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

I have a son. He has computers.

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

History teacher pulled out the "...and we'd all be speaking German!" line

I told him at least we'd all be speaking the same language and I could understand people on the bus and in the stores

long story short I got suspended

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

How easy is it to learn German?

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

What's worse
Having the future of your country ruined by boomers that will kick the bike soon and leave you with the mess of all social changes

Or have your country ruined by a conglomerate of Happy merchants under the disguise of communism for almost half a century?

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

underrated

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

It's actually pretty easy, especially if English is your first language.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

I once heard a boomer say "there was nothing else we could have done" regarding the Iraq invasion.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

Wtf with all that thought police in western schools. Here you have to physically abuse someone to get that, or cheat on exams, or bring drugs, you know actual misbehavior.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

this country is going to shit
yeah that's not problem I'll be dead it's you and your kids problem
thanks dad

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

life is too short to learn german

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

That's not nice of you. And you used to be such big Germanboos in the 19th century.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Ah. here we go again.

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

WITNESSED

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Ahahaha! Heil Blatt!

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

"The debt shouldn't affect America, it didn't affect us the last 20 years"

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

KEK is becoming increasingly satanic in the last days. too bad he didn't manage to take out Killary

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

young people today have it so easy, not like back in my day
I fucking hate boomers, destroyed my countries economy and housing situation yet take zero responsibility for it

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

"In your age (20) i was already working 10 years"
"You wold not survive without all your modern electronics" says the old senile man together with his life support system :^)

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

No dubs now, only trips

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

It's a new trend in Europe to ship the old fucks over to east Europe because it costs less.

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

and before we liked french
imo french is the best

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

guess they got their lebensraum afterall

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

witnessed

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

Such as, you old fuck?

Ehweheahe with yer mobile phones and kempyooters. In my days we just walked to each other's houses to speak to each other. I bet you can't do that ewuhaweh

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

This "Kek" tulpa sucking up the collective PK is the reason Hillary is still alive.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

But it's true though, you filthy millennial whiny faggot.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

"diversity is our greatest strength"

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

This! How was this not mentioned earlier? youtube.com/watch?v=PtIi8QR5Mzs

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

Just to point out that if these old bastards had an xbox 360 or some shit back in their day, they'd be playing the fuck out of it

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

"You're not an adult because you haven't moved out of the house"
Yeah, pardon me for not being able to be swept up and pumped with kids at 18, or be a cuck and move in with a girl and babysit her kids all day

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

As my grandmammy once said: "if it aint white, it aint right"

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Trump cares about America

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

What's the point? Old Norse is a more useful language than German.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

My grandmammy would say "As long as you're not a Puerto Rican."

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Tell him to vote third party

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

Did you guys only start speaking English when the Union between the Kingdoms formed? Or were you speaking English before that?

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

always ask "why?" when his question pops up...ALWAYS

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

German is useful for when you want to root the German backpacker qts.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

this*

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Pretty sure most Scots are Anglo

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

Nah, German is less convoluted than English.

Brayden King
Brayden King

About Africans flooding our countries

"Who else is going to pay for our retirement system?"

David Bailey
David Bailey

English speakers can learn any Western European language fairly easily
English was founded on Germanic roots, but then adopted many latin words and styles.
Easiest language to learn as an English speaker is Dutch.

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Anything goes also long as it's not French

Gayest language

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Get a government job.

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

Be me
Year 2006
"Buy a house, they only appreciate in value

Still under water

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

German is the father of English desu senpai. Its way easier to learn German being a native English speaker than a native romance speaker.

I hate this saying, saw it posted on fakebook as if people do anything meaningful or intellectual in their lives.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

most are Celts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_people

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Diversity is our strength.

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

Classic Orwellian nonsense.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Im half Persian and half German. Persian has much the same grammar as German but is gender neutral. (there is no he or she, everyone is "it"). Persian is very easy to learn if you can speak Germanic languages or English. About a third of the lexicon are Arabic words which you can tell

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Wikipedia
Ok

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

my father is 80, his favorite
i ask him why we attacked so many jap civilians. its fucking insane to me still.
at least we arent speaking German'

our neighbors are very old Germans and i wont be too specific but they have said some red pill shit even and he still says this. maybe partly out of habit. maybe partly trolling.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Ich spriche Deutsch obwohl die USA nicht besiegt ist.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Well obviously they said lets have kids. How dumb was that.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

You attacked jap civilians because the government wasn't going to surrender otherwise. You firebombed 67 Japanese cities into ash (their cities were made of wood) and they still wouldnt surrender. You dropped two nuclear bombs and they almost didn't surrender then (the Emperor decided to run with the excuse that Japan had lost the scientific race).

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

(When asked what career I should work towards/Which degree I should study)

Just follow your dreams :^)

(Meanwhile they got coerced by their not-stupid Greatest Generation parents into pursuing useful careers and studying valuable degrees)

I ended up studying a god tier degree, but only thanks to talking to older Millenials over the internet giving me advice. No thanks to any Boomer.

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

my father is 80

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Sehr leicht

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

*spreche
*VSA

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

snapshot of memes
temporal abstractions

Why is your midfag meaning the one true meaning? Pepe was feels good before he was feels bad. Kek was kekeke years before it was attached to that Lex Luthor pic, which was an extremely recent development.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

it just means hes 40 or an autistic 28 year old.
its not that hard

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

30 and im not the youngest
he just had lots of kids and didnt stop getting women preg
im probably autist also

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

My grandparents are friends with a woman who's last name is Hess and without getting into any details she is keen on the world and world events.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

i dont want to be blurting out their statements on here.
but the point im trying to make is my pops knows there was some justification for germans doing what they did but still repeats this line about us not speaking german

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

This, France is our biggest ally. Filthy krauts betrayed us.

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

"Quit complaining about the economy, when I was your age..."
every
fucking
time.

Its like an entire generation grew up in a bubble and is utterly unable to grasp change, or even the existence of adversity.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

This. I understand and remember more German in a few weeks, than Japanese in about 3 years of on and off Japanese

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

What's a "boomer"?

David Morgan
David Morgan

Baby Boomer. The generation born from about 1946-1961.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

That's a code-name for muslims

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Do you mean people that had many kids?

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

muzzies

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

No. The baby boomer's parents had many kids

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

It was a generation that simply could affor having as many kids as they wanted because of their economical situation

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

What's the point? There won't be a Germany in 10 years.

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

Salt, but it's just banter.

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

"l'll judge a man on his character, not his skin color"

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

"We won WW2"

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

"you can get there if you try hard enough"

William Russell
William Russell

"l've got a gun in every room of the house"

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

sadly in round three the germanic scum are trying a new tactic to take over Europe, weaken it with immigration and take power via the EU
That's not the krauts.

Germany is a US puppet state, even their media is owned or influenced by US

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

Gas yourself commie.

You hate freedom???

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

Who knows, maybe we'll have to liberate them in the next decade or two.

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

Kek. Saving this.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

By far, the most commom

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

thats an iguana

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

"Slow and steady wins the race."

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

Nice try Muhammad

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

Fuck this, posting the most redpilled thing I've heard a boomer say- (my grandpa)

be me
crusing around in Gmpa's truck
he doesn't listen to music, only to tapes of historical commentary.
today we're listening to a tape about the civil war and lincoln
don't remember the specifics, but it eventually started blaming the north for the civil war
Wut
we're from California- why Deep South shit like this.
all of the sudden, some Google jets out into the street and runs around in the middle of the road
crackisahellofadrug.jpg
my gmpa doesn't give a single fuck
accelerates towards google
nog realizes he's about to get mowed down by a 70 something year old in a dually.
hauls ass to the sidewalk, barely makes it out of the way.
gmpa turns the tape down.
looks at me.
"damn shame those niggers aren't tied up to the fence like they used to be"
turns tape back up and keeps driving like nothing happened
my sides reached orbit that day.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Everyone but me gotta learn

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Stfu whiny freak

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Everyone but me gotta learn

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Aber ich kann ein bisschen sprechen.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Everyone but me gotta learn racism is bad

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

california racists always have the best stories

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