What's the dumbest thing you've heard a boomer say?
At least we're not speaking German
"Vote for Hillary or I'll haunt you."
I'm Scottish. I should be speaking Gaelic.
t.b.h. english > german
"when are you going back to school ?'
i have science degree
"when i retire..."
I'd rather be speaking German if it means the Axis won
What's dumb about that? I'm glad we beat back the Eternal Krauts in round two... sadly in round three the germanic scum are trying a new tactic to take over Europe, weaken it with immigration and take power via the EU
Wir schaffen das
Only if you're from the highlands m8
"I was for Bernie, but now anyone but Trump."
...but you can
...ruining your country
I have a son. He has computers.
History teacher pulled out the "...and we'd all be speaking German!" line
I told him at least we'd all be speaking the same language and I could understand people on the bus and in the stores
long story short I got suspended
How easy is it to learn German?
Having the future of your country ruined by boomers that will kick the bike soon and leave you with the mess of all social changes
Or have your country ruined by a conglomerate of Happy merchants under the disguise of communism for almost half a century?
It's actually pretty easy, especially if English is your first language.
I once heard a boomer say "there was nothing else we could have done" regarding the Iraq invasion.
Wtf with all that thought police in western schools. Here you have to physically abuse someone to get that, or cheat on exams, or bring drugs, you know actual misbehavior.
this country is going to shit
yeah that's not problem I'll be dead it's you and your kids problem
life is too short to learn german
That's not nice of you. And you used to be such big Germanboos in the 19th century.
Ah. here we go again.
Ahahaha! Heil Blatt!
"The debt shouldn't affect America, it didn't affect us the last 20 years"
KEK is becoming increasingly satanic in the last days. too bad he didn't manage to take out Killary
young people today have it so easy, not like back in my day
I fucking hate boomers, destroyed my countries economy and housing situation yet take zero responsibility for it
"In your age (20) i was already working 10 years"
"You wold not survive without all your modern electronics" says the old senile man together with his life support system :^)
No dubs now, only trips
It's a new trend in Europe to ship the old fucks over to east Europe because it costs less.
and before we liked french
imo french is the best
guess they got their lebensraum afterall
Such as, you old fuck?
Ehweheahe with yer mobile phones and kempyooters. In my days we just walked to each other's houses to speak to each other. I bet you can't do that ewuhaweh
This "Kek" tulpa sucking up the collective PK is the reason Hillary is still alive.
But it's true though, you filthy millennial whiny faggot.
"diversity is our greatest strength"
This! How was this not mentioned earlier? youtube.com
Just to point out that if these old bastards had an xbox 360 or some shit back in their day, they'd be playing the fuck out of it
"You're not an adult because you haven't moved out of the house"
Yeah, pardon me for not being able to be swept up and pumped with kids at 18, or be a cuck and move in with a girl and babysit her kids all day
As my grandmammy once said: "if it aint white, it aint right"
Trump cares about America
What's the point? Old Norse is a more useful language than German.
My grandmammy would say "As long as you're not a Puerto Rican."
Tell him to vote third party
Did you guys only start speaking English when the Union between the Kingdoms formed? Or were you speaking English before that?
always ask "why?" when his question pops up...ALWAYS
German is useful for when you want to root the German backpacker qts.
Pretty sure most Scots are Anglo
Nah, German is less convoluted than English.
About Africans flooding our countries
"Who else is going to pay for our retirement system?"
English speakers can learn any Western European language fairly easily
English was founded on Germanic roots, but then adopted many latin words and styles.
Easiest language to learn as an English speaker is Dutch.
Anything goes also long as it's not French
Get a government job.
"Buy a house, they only appreciate in value
Still under water
German is the father of English desu senpai. Its way easier to learn German being a native English speaker than a native romance speaker.
I hate this saying, saw it posted on fakebook as if people do anything meaningful or intellectual in their lives.
most are Celts
Diversity is our strength.
Classic Orwellian nonsense.
Im half Persian and half German. Persian has much the same grammar as German but is gender neutral. (there is no he or she, everyone is "it"). Persian is very easy to learn if you can speak Germanic languages or English. About a third of the lexicon are Arabic words which you can tell
my father is 80, his favorite
i ask him why we attacked so many jap civilians. its fucking insane to me still.
at least we arent speaking German'
our neighbors are very old Germans and i wont be too specific but they have said some red pill shit even and he still says this. maybe partly out of habit. maybe partly trolling.
Ich spriche Deutsch obwohl die USA nicht besiegt ist.
Well obviously they said lets have kids. How dumb was that.
You attacked jap civilians because the government wasn't going to surrender otherwise. You firebombed 67 Japanese cities into ash (their cities were made of wood) and they still wouldnt surrender. You dropped two nuclear bombs and they almost didn't surrender then (the Emperor decided to run with the excuse that Japan had lost the scientific race).
(When asked what career I should work towards/Which degree I should study)
Just follow your dreams :^)
(Meanwhile they got coerced by their not-stupid Greatest Generation parents into pursuing useful careers and studying valuable degrees)
I ended up studying a god tier degree, but only thanks to talking to older Millenials over the internet giving me advice. No thanks to any Boomer.
my father is 80
snapshot of memes
Why is your midfag meaning the one true meaning? Pepe was feels good before he was feels bad. Kek was kekeke years before it was attached to that Lex Luthor pic, which was an extremely recent development.
it just means hes 40 or an autistic 28 year old.
its not that hard
30 and im not the youngest
he just had lots of kids and didnt stop getting women preg
im probably autist also
My grandparents are friends with a woman who's last name is Hess and without getting into any details she is keen on the world and world events.
i dont want to be blurting out their statements on here.
but the point im trying to make is my pops knows there was some justification for germans doing what they did but still repeats this line about us not speaking german
This, France is our biggest ally. Filthy krauts betrayed us.
"Quit complaining about the economy, when I was your age..."
Its like an entire generation grew up in a bubble and is utterly unable to grasp change, or even the existence of adversity.
This. I understand and remember more German in a few weeks, than Japanese in about 3 years of on and off Japanese
What's a "boomer"?
Baby Boomer. The generation born from about 1946-1961.
That's a code-name for muslims
Do you mean people that had many kids?
No. The baby boomer's parents had many kids
It was a generation that simply could affor having as many kids as they wanted because of their economical situation
What's the point? There won't be a Germany in 10 years.
Salt, but it's just banter.
"l'll judge a man on his character, not his skin color"
"We won WW2"
"you can get there if you try hard enough"
"l've got a gun in every room of the house"
sadly in round three the germanic scum are trying a new tactic to take over Europe, weaken it with immigration and take power via the EU
That's not the krauts.
Germany is a US puppet state, even their media is owned or influenced by US
Gas yourself commie.
You hate freedom???
Who knows, maybe we'll have to liberate them in the next decade or two.
Kek. Saving this.
By far, the most commom
thats an iguana
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Nice try Muhammad
Fuck this, posting the most redpilled thing I've heard a boomer say- (my grandpa)
crusing around in Gmpa's truck
he doesn't listen to music, only to tapes of historical commentary.
today we're listening to a tape about the civil war and lincoln
don't remember the specifics, but it eventually started blaming the north for the civil war
we're from California- why Deep South shit like this.
all of the sudden, some Google jets out into the street and runs around in the middle of the road
my gmpa doesn't give a single fuck
accelerates towards google
nog realizes he's about to get mowed down by a 70 something year old in a dually.
hauls ass to the sidewalk, barely makes it out of the way.
gmpa turns the tape down.
looks at me.
"damn shame those niggers aren't tied up to the fence like they used to be"
turns tape back up and keeps driving like nothing happened
my sides reached orbit that day.
Everyone but me gotta learn
Stfu whiny freak
Everyone but me gotta learn
Aber ich kann ein bisschen sprechen.
Everyone but me gotta learn racism is bad
california racists always have the best stories